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Speaking of last hurrahs...

The countdown has begun!

The end of the Bakehouse Theatre is nigh, but hopefully this won't be the end of the wonderful Unseen Theatre company, Fourecks' oldest and most dedicated stagers of Discworld plays. In the meantime, here's an opportunity to thank the Bakehouse gang in person, and to possibly snaffle some Discly treasures.

Here be Unseen stalwart Pamela Munt with the news:

Hi All,

I am sure that you will all have heard this already, but our "home" for our Pratchett Plays is gone! Bakehouse Theatre's lease expires on 31st May and our new landlords are not renewing it. They want to use the building for their own purposes.

We have not yet worked out quite what this means for our company, but it will certainly not be the same! We may decide to hire a new theatre but we simply don't know yet because Granny Weatherwax is so busy sorting out the Bakehouse "retirement", that she has not had time to consider this at her leisure. We hope to get back to you as soon as we sort out how to stop her from flying around the Disc to turn back time.

Meanwhile the Bakehouse Theatre is holding an auction to send some of both its and Unseen's beloved bits and pieces only because we now have nowhere to store them. Come and have a browse and bid on whichever ones take your fancy. Not the least of these is Nanny Ogg's stocks from Wyrd Sisters. What a wonderful way to welcome your guests at home!

AUCTION WILL BE ON WEDNESDAY 25TH MAY AT 11.30AM

THEATRE WILL BE OPEN AT 9.30AM FOR YOUR PERUSAL


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Bakehouse Theatre
255 Angas Street
Adelaide 5000
South Australia
08 8227 0505

A useful page about how to get there and other details:

https://www.bakehousetheatre.com/about/visiting-us-map-and-info


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Unseen Theatre's FB page:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/category/Performance-Art-Theatre/Unseen-Theatre-Company-346889855342778/


Wossname wishes the Unseen Theatre Company 1) a future and 2) a good future, full of Discworld plays. May the gods of Cori Celesti smile upon them!
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Newsletter of the Klatchian Foreign Legion
May 2021 (Volume 24, Issue 5, Post 1)


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WOSSNAME is a free publication offering news, reviews, and all the other stuff-that-fits pertaining to the works of Sir Terry Pratchett. Originally founded by the late, great Joe Schaumburger for members of the worldwide Klatchian Foreign Legion and its affiliates, including the North American Discworld Society and other continental groups, Wossname is now for Discworld and Pratchett fans everywhere in Roundworld.
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Editor in Chief: Annie Mac
News Editor: Vera P
Newshounds: Mogg, Sir J of Croydon Below, the Shadow, Mss C, Alison not Aliss
Staff Writers: Asti, Pitt the Elder, Evil Steven Dread, Mrs Wynn-Jones
Staff Technomancer: Jason Parlevliet
Book Reviews: Annie Mac, Drusilla D'Afanguin, Your Name Here
Puzzle Editor: Tiff (still out there somewhere)
Bard in Residence: Weird Alice Lancrevic
Emergency Staff: Steven D'Aprano, Jason Parlevliet
World Membership Director: Steven D'Aprano (in his copious spare time)


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INDEX:

01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH
02) EDITOR'S LETTER
03) ODDS AND SODS
04) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS
05) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS
06) IMAGES OF THE MONTH
07) CLOSE

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01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH

"I am always at some point through the cycle (I’m currently on The Thief of Time). They’re not only gloriously funny, they’re humane in a way that makes you actually feel seen and forgiven, with all your faults. He was a one-off, Sir Terry. When I finish reading them through, I simply put the last book down and pick the first one up again."
– genre author Patrick Ness

"DW books don't have chapters because, well, I just never got into the habit of chapters. I'm not sure why they should exist (except maybe in children's books, to allow the parent to say "I'll read to the end of the chapter and then you must go to sleep."). Films don't have chapters. Besides, I think they interfere with the shape of the story. Use a bookmark is my advice."
– Sir Pterry was wise. Listen to Sir Pterry

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02) LETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR

Looking back over assorted years of May Wossname issues just now, I discovered to my astonishment that the Glorious 25th has rarely been mentioned in Wossname and wasn't mentioned at all last year even on the Wossname mirror site! As of May 2021, Lilac Day will have come around for thirteen years on Roundworld, so I'm reposting the Lilac Day links from the May 2017 issue in hope that it will jog my memory next year:

This one means well: "The Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May, also referred to as Wear the Lilac Day, is an annual celebration observed by fans of Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. Lately it has also become an impromptu Alzheimer's disease awareness day... The Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May is a remembrance day in the fictional Discworld that commemorates the People's Revolution, which put an end to Lord Winter's[sic] reign. On May 25, the survivors wear a spring of lilac and gather at the cemetery to honor those who fell during the Revolution. The Revolution is described in the novel Night Watch. The fictional celebration was adopted by fans of Terry Pratchett's works, who began to wear springs[sic] of lilac on May 25 to commemorate his writing. In 2007, Pratchett announced that he had Alzheimer's disease. His fans began the campaign Match It For Pratchett to raise awareness of Alzheimer's. Fans are encouraged to wear lilac in support of Pratchett and make donations to Alzheimer's research funds."

https://anydayguide.com/calendar/2026

And here we have the L-space wikipage about the Wearing of the Lilac:

"Each year, on the 25th of May, a group of survivors of the uprising gathers at Small Gods' Cemetery to honor the casualties with lilacs and, affectionately, one hard-boiled egg (from Madam Roberta Meserole). The seven killed were mostly Watchmen from Treacle Mine Road : John Keel, Cecil Clapman, Horace Nancyball, Billy Wiglet, Dai Dickins, Ned Coates, and, temporarily, Reg Shoe – he will lie in his grave for a time during that day, and then leave. The 25th of May is also memorialized, among those who survive, by the wearing of lilac on that date. Persons known to wear it include Sam Vimes, Fred Colon, Nobby Nobbs, Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler, and, improbably, Havelock Vetinari (he, at the time a young assassin, has kept his and his aristocratic aunt Lady Roberta Meserole's, not-insignificant involvement in the affair entirely secret). The date is not publicly known as it was one of those revolutions where everybody likes to pretend in the aftermath that it never happened, with many new Watchmen uncertain of its relevance to the point that one new recruit tried wearing lilac only to be sharply
criticised by Fred Colon. Vetinari once speculated about erecting a statue in memory of the soldiers, but Vimes rejected the idea, stating that the dead men would not want to be immortalised and inspire others to be heroes after they were betrayed for going beyond the call of duty, requesting that the men be simply left in peace... May 25th is also national Geek Pride Day and Towel Day, a day in honour of Douglas Adams. This has led to some fans having to choose between the two, until someone came up with the lilac towel."

https://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Glorious_Revolution

Wossname would like to extend its congratulations to Marc Burrows, whose biography The Magic of Terry Pratchett has made the list of Locus Award finalists in the nonfiction category. [Readers may recall we reviewed it a while back! – Ed.]

Congratulations are also due to bookbinder Thomas Hosking, who has won a prestigious medal for his work on a very special edition of Mort:

"Run by Designer Bookbinders and sponsored by The Folio Society, [the Bookbinder Mansfield Medal] comes at a time when the craft of bookbindery in the UK is facing a challenging future. There are no full-time bookbinding programs currently on offer, while several of the processes involved in bookbinding, such as edge gilding, gold tooling, fore-edge painting, and vellum making, are due to appear on the Heritage Crafts Association list of endangered crafts. 'We want to spread the word that excellent contemporary bookbinding does exist, that it’s not just something in Victorian gentlemen’s libraries,' said bookbinder Kate Holland, co-organizer with fellow binder Sue Doggett of the biennial competition. 'We’re really keen to encourage new people and the younger generation into the profession so it’s exciting that there are lots of new names in this year’s entries and awards.' The two major awards were won by Thomas Hosking for his goatskin binding of Mort by Terry Pratchett featuring a scythe-shaped void, and Miranda Kemp whose bradel structure binding of the set text Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck with unsupported link stitch included imagery of the baking California sun on ranch buildings with prairies in the distance..."

https://bit.ly/34alz8K

And now, on with the show...

– Annie Mac, Editor

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03) ODDS AND SODS

3.1 AMAZING MAURICE NEWS

The Amazing Maurice is on its way to becoming a real film! Some of the biggest names in screen entertainment have now been confirmed as voice cast members – including our favourite demon. The original Narrativia announcement:

"Sky today announced a new co-production with Ulysses Filmproduktion and Cantilever Media, The Amazing Maurice, a Sky original. This animated family film is based on one of Sir Terry Pratchett’s wildly popular Discworld novels and will star Hugh Laurie (Avenue 5) as Maurice, Emilia Clarke (Game of Thrones) as Malicia, David Thewlis (Wonder Woman) as Boss Man, Himesh Patel (Yesterday) as Keith, Gemma Arterton (The King’s Man) as Peaches and Hugh Bonneville (Downton Abbey) as The Mayor... Coming to Sky Cinema in 2022, The Amazing Maurice, a Sky original, follows Maurice, a streetwise ginger cat who has the perfect money-making scam. He finds a kid who plays a pipe, and he also befriends his very own horde of strangely educated, talking rats – so Maurice can no longer think of them as ‘lunch’. When Maurice and the rodents reach the stricken town of Bad Blintz, they meet a bookworm, Malicia. Their little con soon goes down the drain as something very bad is waiting for them in the cellars... Rob Wilkins, Producer and Managing Director of Narrativia, said: 'Bringing Maurice’s story to life was such a joy for Terry and I’m delighted that the teams at Sky, Ulysses Filmproduktion and Cantilever Media are honouring his vision with such reverence and respect.'.

"The Amazing Maurice, a Sky original is co-produced by Sky, Ulysses Filmproduktion and Cantilever Media, with animation studios Studio Rakete (Hamburg) and Red Star Animation (Sheffield). The film has the full support of the Terry Pratchett estate and is produced in association with Narrativia. Producers are Julia Stuart (Sky), Emely Christians (Ulysses), Andrew Baker and Robert Chandler (Cantilever Media) and Rob Wilkins (Narrativia). The Film is directed by Toby Genkel, co-director is Florian Westermann..."

To read the full announcement, go to https://narrativia.com/maurice.html

And here be some updates...

From Cinema Express:

"Broadchurch-fame David Tennant is the newest addition to the voice cast of The Amazing Maurice. The animated feature is the silver screen adaptation of Terry Pratchett's The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents. The film marks Tennant's second project which is based on Pratchett's novel. Previously he had starred in the Amazon Prime Video series The Good Omens. The 50-year-old Scottish star joins Hugh Laurie, Emilia Clarke, David Thewlis, Himesh Patel, Gemma Arterton and Hugh Bonneville in the cast. Actors Rob Brydon, Ariyon Bakare, Julie Atherton, and YouTuber Joe Sugg are also part of the film..."

https://bit.ly/3bQaspt

From Gizmodo:

"The animated adaptation of Terry Pratchett’s Carnegie Medal-winning 2001 children’s book The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents has already commandeered a huge celebrity voice cast, but apparently there’s always room for more. Now Doctor Who’s David Tennant has joined the ranks, alongside Game of Thrones’ Emilia Clarke and House’s Hugh Laurie, among many others... Besides starring in Amazon’s adaptation of Pratchett and Neil Gaiman’s novel Good Omens, Tennant actually voiced the rat Dangerous Beans in a 2003 radio adaptation of The Amazing Maurice, so it’s pretty reasonable to suspect he’ll be reprising the role..."

https://bit.ly/3fFAZHk

3.2 ABOMINABLE SNOWBABY NEWS

More animation goodies on their way soon! This one is an adaptation on UK Channel 4 of one of the lovely stories in the "Father Christmas’ Fake Beard" collection, expected this very Hogswatch. From the Narrativia announcement:

"The magic of Terry Pratchett, the legendary national treasure and maverick British author who sold over 100 million books worldwide, comes to life in this half-hour programme. The Abominable Snow Baby tells the story of a quintessentially English town which is thrown into disarray by a huge snowfall and the dramatic appearance of a 14-foot tall Abominable Snow Baby. Shunned and feared by the local townsfolk, Snow Baby is rescued by the indomitable Granny who along with grandson Albert, welcomes him into her home, showering her new pet with love and affection, changing the town’s perception and helping the community overcome their initial prejudices... Channel 4 Head of Drama, Caroline Hollick said: 'Terry Pratchett’s The Abominable Snow Baby is a magnificent, heart-warming, riotously funny story about love, courage and compassion. Witty, entertaining and deeply moving in equal measure, it captures the spirit of Christmas with Sir Terry’s unique charm'... Rob Wilkins, Managing Director of Narrativia and Manager of Sir Terry Pratchett’s Estate said: 'In his lifetime, Terry wrote over seventy books, which have been translated into 41 languages. He started his career as a writer of short stories for young people, who remained his favourite audience. The Abominable Snow Baby showcases Terry’s firmly held belief in not judging people on appearances, his reverence for the elderly, and his very genuine love of Christmas. Narrativia is delighted to see Terry’s work brought to life by the talented team at Eagle Eye Drama, in the fiftieth year of Terry Pratchett being a published author.'..."

To read the full announcement, go to https://narrativia.com/snowbaby.html

3.3 REVIEW: TERRY PRATCHETT HISWORLD EXHIBIT COMPANION

The Magic and the Memories: a review of the Terry Pratchett HisWorld Official Exhibition Companion

By Annie Mac

A few years ago, a friend of mine brought me back a present from one of her rare trips to London: Masterpieces of the British Museum, a handsome, glossy 300-page catalogue of some of the Museum's most notable exhibits, full of images and brief descriptions of each item and its provenance. It's a pretty thing, and I enjoy riffling through it now and again, but it's little more than a pleasant coffee table entertainment and is typical of the genre. So when my copy of the Terry Pratchett HisWorld Official Exhibition Companion landed on my doorstep, I was expecting a Pratchett-based sample of the same kind of thing.

It's not.

The Terry Pratchett HisWorld Official Exhibition Companion (henceforth referred to as the HisWorld Companion in this review, to save wordcount) is a thing of beauty, yes, but it is also far more than that. Have you ever been lifted to an exalted state or reduced to tears from reading a museum catalogue? I never had been, but I was more than a few times when reading the HisWorld Companion – and I think many appreciators of the world and works of Sir Terry Pratchett will be too. Everything about this book, from the stunning images to the little-known fascinating facts to the way the entire book has been constructed and presented, is... well... there is a Danish word, "hygge", that refers to a place, thing, or experience that surrounds you with feelings of warmth and cosiness and pulls you into a happy state – and in my opinion, the HisWorld Companion is filled with hygge.

But enough justified gushing for the moment; let's get to a description of the contents. The HisWorld Companion opens with a six-page timeline of Sir Terry Pratchett's lifetime and works, followed by a foreword by exhibit curator Richard Henry and eleven chapters covering periods of the author's life, histories of some of his most famous books, and of course the backstories behind the exhibits themselves, described by those who worked for and with him and the ones who knew him best: Colin Smythe, Rob Wilkins, and daughter Rhianna, plus assorted friends and co-creators.

The first chapter (How It All Began) offers a short tour of Sir Terry's origins as a writer, in his own words. Next comes Literary Beginnings, a chapter about his early works by Colin Smythe, the man who brought the author to the world, first as his publisher and then as his agent. This chapter includes some amazing images of early Pratchett illustrations for The Carpet People and The Dark Side of the Sun, and some lovely surprises (did you know that young Terry,during his days as a journalist, also drew a comic strip called Warlock Hall? I didn't!) and some amazing art pieces that represent his long interest in bees.

The third chapter is dedicated to Josh Kirby, the first official Discworld illustrator. Included here are his story, and some of his works rarely seen – stunning portraits of Sir Terry that, while they include Kirby's renderings of Discworld characters, don't have the familiar deliberately grotesque look of his covers for the novels (and I have to say, his Tsortean Horse as rendered for Eric is very impressive). Next up is The Cunning Artificer, featuring the amazing artworks and amusing anecdotes of Bernard Pearson. There is a selection of absolutely gorgeous stuff in this chapter.

Chapter five (Sockets and Wires), is Rob Wilkins' section, in which he tells the story of two friends' shared passion for tinkering with technological devices. One can see the original of HEX in Sir Terry's early computer gear. Chapter six (Crooked Wanderings on the Chalk) is by Nick Cowen, who could be described as a benign Eric Wheelbrace (twenty-eight years behind the compass, officially looking after public rights of way in South Wiltshire). In this chapter we are introduced to the descriptions and ecology of the *real* Chalk and Mr Cowen's own interactions with Sir Pterry as they wandered around it (not to mention iconographs of The Author's shepherding hut!). In the seventh chapter (Swords and Awards), master swordsmith Jake Keen shares the tale of That Sword and how he and the newly knighted author made it; also featured in this chapter are iconographs of Sir Terry's various awards, including the one he said meant the most to him (hint: it wasn't his knighthood, nor even the Carnegie medal), plus a two-page timeline of the awarding of them all.

Now we come to the chapters that cover bringing the Discworld into visibility. The eighth chapter, Designing Discworld, tells the story of how author and artist worked together to create two (and sometimes three) dimensional realisations of the beloved characters of Discworld and the other novels. This one is the Paul Kidby's showcase, and appropriately it's a long one, lavishly with reproduced illustrations including a centrefold pullout of the Discworld Massif. Mapping Terry's Worlds, the ninth chapter, offers the turn of Stephen Briggs, first and still foremost Discworld mapper and primary Pratchett stage adaptation playwright; this chapter features his own work and some pieces by Paul Kidby.

So where, are you wondering, do the tears come in? Well, the final two chapters are called The Embuggerance and Legacy. Need I say more? Chapter ten, headed by Professor Roy Jones of the RICE Institute, takes us through the heartbreak of the PCA years and their inevitable end and I'll stop right there because my tears are welling again. But the final chapter, written by Rhianna Pratchett, brought tears of both nostalgia and hope to this reader, as they cover, among other things, past, present and possible future adaptations, and the chapter is replete with yet more beautiful artwork. Weirdly, for those of us who did our best to suffer through that Discworld-adjacent television series called The Watch, the final extended word goes to the Dark Lord, I mean showrunner, Simon Allen, who, had he managed to apply even a minuscule amount of the grace and humour he shows in his short essay here, might have given the world a true glimpse of Discworld rather than a virtually unrecognisable travesty... but that's a war to be fought on another day.

At last we come to the credits, index, and more beautiful artworks and photographs. And then you might well want to read it through again. I did. All in all, the HisWorld Companion gave this reader an experience that felt closer and more personal even than attending the exhibition itself. I cannot recommend it too highly.

The Terry Pratchett HisWorld Official Exhibition Companion. Truly worth owning and cherishing and re-reading over and over. To paraphrase the quote on the back cover, it's still magic, even if it's pressed between the endpages of a book.

p.s. Have a box of tissues at the ready.

Published by Dunmanifestin Ltd
ISBN 978 1 9998081 5 0

3.4 MORE PRATCHETT PROJECT TALKS!

Allusions and Cultural References in Terry Pratchett’s Jingo: Translation and Understanding, by Damon Tringham:

https://youtu.be/NdbKghKxmnc

Humour, parody and satire in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels by Kamil Karas:

https://youtu.be/btRiFbH48dI

More to come...

https://twitter.com/PratchettProj

3.5 ROLLING ON ZERO... THE GOOD OMENS FILM THAT NEVER WAS

Here be the story of Terry Gilliam's unsuccessful attempt to bring Good Omens to the Clicks, by Joe Gillis on ScreenRant:

"Upon completing Good Omens, Gaiman and Pratchett sent Gilliam a copy – noting that the novels’ comedic sensibilities owed a debt to Monty Python – and a meeting was arranged at London’s famous Groucho Club to discuss the prospect of a film adaptation... by the late '90s, Gilliam was said to be co-writing the film with his Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas collaborator Tony Grisoni. According to Neil Gaiman, Robin Williams and Johnny Depp (who had previously worked with Gilliam on The Fisher King and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, respectively) were considered to play Aziraphale and Crowley – a match made in cinematic heaven, if ever there was one. Sadly, development hell would ultimately claim the project, as Gaiman explained to TW: “He (Gilliam) had almost all the money he needed. Unfortunately, this was like three months after 9/11 and nobody was in the mood to hear about a really funny end-of-the-world comedy”. This, paired with Gilliam’s comments to Reel in 2001, wherein he described Good Omens as “the most expensive thing” he had ever done, gives a pretty good idea of why the project was relegated to the scrap pile... While there were talks of reviving Gilliam’s Good Omens throughout the 2000s, none of them resulted in a finished film. In 2011, Gilliam’s fellow Python Terry Jones was attached to adapt the novel as a television miniseries [via Neil Gaiman’s Journal], before that project, too, went the way of the dinosaurs..."

https://bit.ly/2Rys2aV

3.6 THE MERCH CORNER

* The Terry Pratchett HisWorld Official Exhibition Companion!

"In 2017 the Estate of Sir Terry Pratchett, the Salisbury Museum and illustrator Paul Kidby joined forces to present the award winning Terry Pratchett: HisWorld exhibition – taking visitors to the heart of the world of the Discworld creator. This comprehensive and fully illustrated guide is the official companion to that unique collection. With additional images and extra content including essays by Rhianna Pratchett, Rob Wilkins, Paul Kidby, Colin Smythe, Bernard Pearson, Stephen Briggs, Amy Anderson for The Josh Kirby Estate, Professor Roy Jones, Jake Keen & Nick Cowen. The exhibition won Best Temporary or Touring Exhibition in the prestigious Museum & Heritage Awards. The judges described it as “an exhibition which demonstrated great emotional connection which resulted in a marked change in visitor demographics”. This book is a perfect memento for those who made the journey to view the resoundingly popular exhibition and the perfect consolation for those who were unable to visit in person."

This beautiful book, all 224 pages of it, is now priced at £15, half of its previous price. For more information and to order, go to:

https://bit.ly/3fHXgnM

(Also see item 3.3 for a review! – Ed.)

* Mrs Bradshaw's Handbook!

"Authorised by Mr Lipwig of the Ankh-Morpork and Sto Plains Hygienic Railway himself, Mrs Georgina Bradshaw’s invaluable guide to the destinations and diversions of the railway deserves a place in the luggage of any traveller, or indeed armchair traveller, upon the Disc. From the twine walk of Great Slack to the souks of Zemphis: edifying sights along the route. Ticketing, nostrums and transporting your swamp dragon: essential hints on the practicalities of travel Elegant resorts and quaint inns: respectable and sanitary lodgings for all species and heights. From worm-herding to Fustic Cake: diverting trivia on the crafts, foods and brassica traditions of the many industrious people for whom the railway is now a vital link to the Century of the Anchovy. Fully illustrated and replete with useful titbits, Mrs Bradshaw’s Handbook offers a view of the Sto Plains like no other."

Another beautiful book at another reduced-price bargain price! Now priced at only £8. For more information and to order, go to:

https://bit.ly/3yAtBp5

3.7 WHY SKYNET WILL NEVER BE A BESTSELLING AUTHOR

...but given the nature of "Literature with a big L", could possibly win a Booker Prize. Here is what happens when and AI programme, "Generative Pre-trained Transformer 3", is asked to write a short story in the style of Pratchett or Gaiman. As posted on reddit by user summerstay, who gave the AI a simple short prompt in each case after feeding in samples of each author's work:

Sir Pterry... not:

"The Old Queen’s palace is dark and full of dust. But there are lots of little lights there. Little bug lights. And bugs. There are a lot of them, for some reason. There are lots of things in the Underland. There are bugs and birds, and foxes and deer, and bears, too. Everything you might expect to find in an old forest, except that this is a place you can’t see. And you can’t leave.

"But the strangest things are not the bugs and the animals. They are the people. They are small. They are the same size as the bugs and the birds and the animals. And they walk around, too. Sometimes you can hear them down below. You can hear them coming and going. You can hear them talking and singing. You can hear them cry. You can even hear them fighting. But that doesn’t happen very often. And when it does, the fights don’t last long. Because when they are done, the winner picks up the loser and puts them in the
window.

...or Neil Gaiman... not:

"I take off, fly out the window, circle around the city. I can't go back to Heaven. They don't understand anything. They'll keep me here in this chrysalis until it rots, and I'll rot with it. So I fly to Hell. Satan is an angel too, but he's an angel who understands. He says, 'Of course. Why else would you be here? You're a perfect butterfly, a golden-eyed chrysalis. Your place is in Heaven. But they don't understand anything. You don't have to go back.'

'Thank you,' I say.

'Don't mention it,' says Satan...."

https://bit.ly/3vfiCj7

...and more about Generative Pre-trained Transformer 3, in an op-ed by Leonid Bershidsky on Bloomberg.com:

"It’s been almost a year since OpenAI, the San-Francisco lab co-founded by Elon Musk, released Generative Pre-trained Transformer 3, the language model that can produce astoundingly coherent text with minimal human prompting – enough time to draw some conclusions on whether its brute-force approach to artificial intelligence can in time allow most writing to be delegated to machines. In my current job at Bloomberg News Automation, I’m in the business of such delegation, and I have my doubts that the trail blazed by GPT-3 leads in the right direction....

https://bloom.bg/3ud4nd1

3.8 PRATCHETT BOOK CLUB UPDATES

On the website of publishers Tor, Emmet Asher-Perrin continues a Discworld discussion page. This month's instalments take us from the wrap-up of Good Omens through the entirety of Eric.

Finishing Good Omens...

"I’m not a Christian theologian by any stretch of the imagination (and I’m not Christian myself), but as far as I’ve always understood it, Jesus embodies qualities that people are supposed to strive for – kindness, forgiveness, mercy, a sense of moral responsibility, that sort of thing. Yet here we have an entire book dedicated to this idea that Heaven and Hell aren’t inherently Good and Evil places because you find real grace and real cruelty in humanity. We have the capacity for the whole spectrum in each and every one of us. Thus, the point of Adam isn’t showing how true evil works, it’s showing a potential flip side to the characteristics of the 'savior.' Because sure, Adam saves the world, for a definition of that, but he doesn’t go around fixing everyone’s problems – and he could. He thinks that people need to take responsibility for their own messes, hence his point to Anathema that he won’t be saving whales for everyone; if he does that, then people will forget that their actions have consequences. He keeps Armageddon at bay because he hasn’t seen enough yet, which is a fair complaint from an eleven-year-old boy..."

https://bit.ly/3yxABDi

...and the first part of Eric:

"Maybe this is a weird thing for me to say, but there’s some part of me that wonders if writing the Good Omens version of Death didn’t clarify some things for Pratchett about the Discworld version. Because his very first appearance in The Colour of Magic is notably not quite there yet, and obviously we get a lot of him in Mort, and he continues to coalesce with every additional appearance. But there’s something about this particular bit with the Rite of AshkEnte that feels just exactly correct, like the Discworld’s Death has finally distilled down or aged appropriately like a fine wine – his being on the wrong side of the octogram, the “expression of polite interest,” the expectant curiosity whilst being very to-the-point. (Picking invisible particles off the scythe, I could die.) When I think of the character, this is how I’m usually thinking of him... there’s a lot of Good Omens influence in this book, particularly in the explanation of Discworld’s Hell, and Lord Astfgl's mission to make the whole thing function better. (Plus his petty grievances with the old guard of demons.) It’s there in the talk of how Astfgl wants Eric because Hell is missing out of human imagination, giving Pratchett a spot to really drill down on that concept. There’s the mention that the difference between gods and demons on the Disc is basically the same as the difference between “terrorists and freedom fighters,” which immediately puts me in mind of Crowley and Aziraphale’s conversation about guns and moral arguments. Then there’s the “bell, book and candle job” line, which has that air of echoes in the brain working their way out, and I have to say, it’s comforting? Obviously writers don’t usually mean to repeat themselves, but if someone like Pratchett can do it, we can all feel a little less awkward when we do it. But I feel like the real crux here is the moment when Rincewind is looking at Eric looking out over the world and he wonders if he was like him at that age, and then thinks 'I wonder how I survived?'..."

https://bit.ly/2Spu8tm

...and the second...

"This… this is just a weird lil book, isn’t it? I mean, it’s a bit fun if you’ve read any of the myths and classics attached to the story, but that only really takes you so far, and then you’re mostly left wondering why at the end. Because Eric is thoroughly boring as a co-protagonist. He doesn’t really do much, it’s all Rincewind, and by this point we know full well that Rincewind is a better protagonist when he’s got someone to bounce off of – Twoflower, other wizards, barbarians, literally anyone with a personality and a point of view that will get in the way of his sense of self-preservation. But throughout this book, he’s mostly stuck at the whims of the plot. I mean, you know it’s all gone wonky when even the Luggage doesn’t get to have much fun... My theory here is that there was just too much leftover in Pratchett’s head after working on Good Omens, and he wanted to shove it somewhere, so this is where he put it. Right? I mean, this version of Hell is basically what the place would be like if demons actually listened to Crowley. That’s the whole arc we get with Astfgl being deposed by demons who really just want to go back to the good ol’ days of flames and blood. Which is fun to play with, but maybe not enough material for an entire book. And you know, this is less than half the length of most Discworld books, so you can kind of rest your case there..."

https://bit.ly/2T8LgnD

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04) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS

It's a promising-looking season for Australian Discworld plays!

* MAKING MONEY IN BRISBANE, FOURECKS (NOW–JUNE 2021)

Brisbane Arts Theatre is back in the swing with more Discworld! Currently playing is the Stephen Briggs adaptation of Making Money. "Someone is killing Lord Vetinari, Patrician of Ankh-Morpork. No one knows who; no one knows why; and, worst of all, no one knows how – he just gets weaker and weaker. But, it’s not just Vetinari. Across the city, people are being murdered, but there’s no trace of anything alive having been at the crime scene. In a city teeming with vampires, werewolves, dwarfs with attitude, and golems, Vimes must solve the crime and save the Patrician."

When: now through 5th June 2021
Venue: Brisbane Arts Theatre, 210 Petrie Terrace, Brisbane, Queensland 4000
Time: Thursdays 7:30pm, Fridays and Saturdays 8pm, Sundays 6:30pm
Tickets: $36 (concession/group $29,Student Rush: $16), available online via https://aubat.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/5873 ($2 fee on all transactions)

https://www.artstheatre.com.au/productions/making-money/

*MORT IN SUBURBAN MELBOURNE, FOURECKS (JUNE 2021)

How good is it to see Fourecksian Discworld productions getting back to normal? The CPP Community Theatre will present Stephen Briggs' adaptation of Mort in June! "When Mort and his father attend the Sheepridge hiring fair in the hope that this year Mort will finally get an apprenticeship, they didn’t expect the day to end with death. But at least Death offered Mort a job! As Death’s apprentice, Mort gets to travel and meet interesting people… well, for a short time anyway. But once Mort is trusted to take on the Duty by himself, trouble brews, as Mort lets his heart rule his head… Adapted by Terry Pratchett and Stephen Briggs from the fourth of Terry’s wildly successful Discworld novels, Mort brings the Discworld to the stage. Come and see how Mort gets out of the trouble he’s caused!"

When: 11th–19th June 2021
Venue: CPP Community Theatre, Doongalla Rd & Simpsons Rd, The Basin, Bayswater, Victoria 3154
Time: 8pm Fridays and Thursday, 2pm and 8pm Saturday 12th, 5pm Saturday 19th
Tickets: $27 (concession $24, group – minimum of 10 tickets – $24, family of 4 $75), available online via https://bit.ly/2ShDmbp

https://cppcommunitytheatre.com.au/mort/

* FEET OF CLAY IN BRISBANE, FOURECKS (SEPTEMBER–OCTOBER 2021)

Brisbane Arts Theatre returns with a second Discworld production of a Stephen Briggs adaptation! Making up for lost pandemic time... "Someone is killing Lord Vetinari, Patrician of Ankh-Morpork. No one knows who; no one knows why; and, worst of all, no one knows how – he just gets weaker and weaker. But, it’s not just Vetinari. Across the city, people are being murdered, but there’s no trace of anything alive having been at the crime scene. In a city teeming with vampires, werewolves, dwarfs with attitude, and golems, Vimes must solve the crime and save the Patrician."

When: 12th September–17th October 2021
Venue: Brisbane Arts Theatre, 210 Petrie Terrace, Brisbane, Queensland 4000
Time: Fridays and Saturdays 8pm, select Thursdays 7:30pm, select Sundays 6:30pm (see booking page)
Tickets: $36 (concession/group $29,Student Rush: $16), available online via https://aubat.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/640 ($2 fee on all transactions)

https://www.artstheatre.com.au/productions/feet-of-clay/

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05) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS

Remember, one day, possibly in the not too distant future, Discworld fans will be able to meet in the real Roundworld again. So keep this information handy! Also note there are a few updates below...

A new Fourecksian meeting group joins the gang: the Purdeigh Islanders, based in Hobart, Tasmania. "Purdeigh (or Purdee) Island lies hubwards of Fourecks. Roundworld islanders are fans of the great Sir Terry Pratchett resident in Tasmania, the island state of Australia."

The Purdeigh Islanders is a private group. To join in, go to their Facebook page and see if they'll have you!

https://www.facebook.com/groups/205967619882683/

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The Broken Drummers, "London's Premier Unofficially Official Discworld Group"
BrokenDrummers@gmail.com or nicholls.helen@yahoo.co.uk or join their Facebook group at https://bit.ly/2YrPGW7

NOTE: the Drummers are still meeting occasionally via Zoom. Check out the above link for updates!

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Drumknott's Irregulars
Facebook https://bit.ly/31FlSrq or Google Groups https:groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/drumknotts-irregulars or join us at our next event."

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The Victorian Discworld Klatch
https://www.facebook.com/groups/VictorianDiscworldKlatch

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"The Gathering of the Loonies (Wincanton chapter)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/373578522834654/

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The Pratchett Partisans
https://www.facebook.com/groups/pratchettpartisans/ or contact Ula directly at uwilmott@yahoo.com.au

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The City of Small Gods
www.cityofsmallgods.org.au

"What are we doing while we're stuck at home due to COVID-19? Given that our normal social gatherings can't happen while everyone's under lockdown due to the COVID-19 pandemic, we are instead trying to host regular activities and discussions online. Most of these will be done via our Discord Server – https://discord.gg/3RVzsyJ – which has several text chat channels and a few voice chat channels as well. We will still use our Facebook group – https://facebook.com/groups/cityofsmallgods – to coordinate scheduled events. When things get back to normal... (semi-) regular social meetings are generally held on the last Thursday of the month at a pub or restaurant in Adelaide. We have dinner at 6.30pm followed by games until 9pm.

"We'll try to keep this page up to date (no promises!) but always check emails on the mailing list or our Facebook Group for further details of these events."


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The Broken Vectis Drummers
broken_vectis_drummers@yahoo.co.uk

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The Wincanton Omnian Temperance Society (WOTS) meets at Wincanton's famous Bear Inn when social gatherings are possible.

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The Northern Institute of the Ankh-Morpork and District Society of Flatalists normally meet at The Narrowboat Pub in Victoria Street, Skipton, North Yorkshire, Details of future meetings are posted on the Events section of the Discworld Stamps forum: http://www.discworldstamps.co.uk/forum/

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Sydney now hosts two groups of fans who meet on a regular basis.

In the CBD, The Mended Drummers (Sydney) meet on the first Monday of each month at Albion Place Hotel from 6.00pm. Join the Facebook Group – https://www.facebook.com/groups/downunderdrummers/ – for more information.

And over in the western suburbs of Sydney you can find the Western Drummers who meet on the third Tuesday of each month at the Nepean Rowers Club from 6pm. Join their Facebook Group – https://www.facebook.com/groups/100376433635355/ – for more information.

All we do is chat over a few drinks, with subjects ranging far and wide, have a Discworld themed quiz and generally enjoy the company of fellow discworld fans. Sometimes we end up getting together for a Zombie Walk, table top games or Supanova - nothing formal, just a loose group of like minded people.

Editor's note: If either of these supersedes the Sydney Drummers, please let Wossname know! Still posting the original for now: Sydney Drummers (formerly Drummers Downunder)
Contact Sue (aka Granny Weatherwax): kenworthys@yahoo.co.uk

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The Treacle Mining Corporation, formerly known as Perth Drummers https://bit.ly/2EKSCqu – or message Alexandra Ware directly at <alexandra.ware@gmail.com>

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06) IMAGES OF THE MONTH

The Author with ducks. What ducks? Posted on reddit by user Bill-Door064:
https://i.redd.it/50jjcsxryc561.jpg

Another round of Discworld cakes! By canadabakes:
https://bit.ly/2RwzymD

By Michelle Pearce: https://bit.ly/3fKaD7c

By Denise Allen: https://bit.ly/3hIJvrH

...and by the Nightwitch, who is possibly Elza Baldzhiyska:
https://bit.ly/3468oFG

Two glorious Grannies by Paul Kidby:
https://bit.ly/2Td2IYn

...and Death as beekeeper, for World Bee Day which was this week:
https://bit.ly/3bKjt3C

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07) CLOSE

Paul Kidby's fantastic Discworld and Beyond exhibition may have been somewhat derailed by the pandemic, but it will surely be back. If you know a local UK museum that might want to feature it in the near future, here's the info: "We are currently taking bookings for this ever popular exhibition from Galleries & Museums around the UK for 2021 and onwards. For details please contact Steve Marshall, Exhibitions and Collections Officer, St Barbe Museum and Art Gallery, New Street, Lymington, Hampshire SO41 9BH (phone 01590 676969)

And finally, your Editor has never been a one to recommend fanfiction, but this one, by Sue Kesby, is an exception. Not trying to imitate The Author, not even pastiching, really, but... well... observing. Observing what a certain event might well be like. Enjoy!

https://wordpress.com/read/blogs/132559172/posts/3095

Right then, that's it for now. To our readers in the UK, may you enjoy your government-permitted hugs on the Glorious 25th! For our readers in Fourecks and the Land of Fog, try to remember that there's still a pandemic on out there. For our readers everywhere else, stay safe and remember, someday this will be over. And to everyone, mind how you go, and we hope to see you next month!

– Annie Mac


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May 2020 (Volume 23, Issue 5, Post 1)


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Editor in Chief: Annie Mac
News Editor: Vera P
Newshounds: Mogg, Sir J of Croydon Below, the Shadow, Mss C, Alison not Aliss
Staff Writers: Asti, Pitt the Elder, Evil Steven Dread, Mrs Wynn-Jones
Staff Technomancer: Jason Parlevliet
Book Reviews: Annie Mac, Drusilla D'Afanguin, Your Name Here
Puzzle Editor: Tiff (still out there somewhere)
Bard in Residence: Weird Alice Lancrevic
Emergency Staff: Steven D'Aprano, Jason Parlevliet
World Membership Director: Steven D'Aprano (in his copious spare time)

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INDEX:

01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH
02) EDITOR'S LETTER
03) ODDS AND SODS
04) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS
05) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS
06) AROUND THE BLOGOSPHERE
07) IMAGES OF THE MONTH
08) CLOSE

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01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH

"If it's too hard/expensive to make it close to Terry's vision then why bother. I think if someone gave me the plot and list of characters and didn't mention Discworld I might actually like the idea of the series. But don't claim it's one thing and then give me something else. I hold out much more hope with the new
faithful adaptations."
– Jason Anthony of Discworld Monthly speaks truth to power about "The Watch"

"The Discworld books are a huge source of joy to millions of readers, and rightly so; every paragraph, phrase and footnote was crafted with brilliance and flair and we are committed to bringing Terry’s world to the screen with the respect and care it deserves. With this partnership, we are delighted to say that Discworld has finally found its home."
– Rob Wilkins also tells the truth, with beautifully phrased stealth subtext

“I must confess the activities of the UK governments for the past couple of years have been watched with frank admiration and amazement by Lord Vetinari. Outright theft as a policy had never occurred to him.”
– Terry Pratchett, of course. One wonders what he would have made of the developments since 2015...

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02) LETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR

Does anyone know what day it is? Or month, for that matter? A friend recently sent me a text message that said "March lasted 600 years and April was 20 minutes and what the hell is time?", and I think that all of us – and the History Monks! – can understand and sympathise. But in the world of Discworld As Seen In Roundworld, exciting news is afoot: Narrativia, the company originally formed 7+1 years ago by Sir Pterry and Rob Wilkins and now curated by Mr Wilkins and Rhianna Pratchett, has announced their intent to adapt Discworld to the screen in a manner in keeping with The Author's original vision. Here's to many successful – and accurate – renderings of our favourite world and its rich parade of characters! See item 3.1 for details.

There's also a very special short video out there on the Clacks. A positively... ineffable video, in fact – see item 3.2

A reminder: The Time-Travelling Caveman, final volume of the young Terry Pratchett's children's stories originally published long ago in the Bucks Free Press, can be pre-ordered now:

https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/111/1119110/the-time-travelling-caveman/9780857536037.html
https://www.discworldemporium.com/childrens-books/639-the-time-travelling-caveman-hardback
https://discworld.com/?s=Time+Travelling+Caveman&post_type=product

And now, on with the show...

– Annie Mac, Editor

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03) ODDS AND SODS

3.1 NARRATIVIA: TAKING BACK CONTROL

...and millions of Discworld fans are surely punching the air in delight. The Narrativia announcement:

"In an exclusive relationship going forward, Narrativia, the independent production company launched by Sir Terry Pratchett in 2012, strikes new development deal with Motive Pictures and Endeavor Content to create truly authentic Discworld screen adaptations. Discworld, the iconic and enduringly popular literary phenomenon, spans a series of beloved novels that sold in excess of 100 million copies around the world during Sir Terry’s lifetime and remain as popular today. Now, Narrativia, Motive Pictures and Endeavor Content announce a brand new partnership which will bring this treasured world to screens in a series of prestige adaptations that remain absolutely faithful to Sir Terry Pratchett’s original, unique genius. The spirit of this new alliance has been forged from a shared love of the source material, and a commitment to create an epic series, which will kick off with some of the most iconic titles in Sir Terry’s fiercely incisive and satirical universe.

"Rhianna Pratchett, Co-Director of Narrativia, says: “Discworld teems with unique characters, witty narrative and incredible literary tropes, and we feel these should be realised on screen in a form that my father would be proud of. It’s wonderful to embark on this journey with Motive and Endeavor Content, who both perfectly share our vision to make this a reality.”

"Rob Wilkins, Managing Director of Narrativia, says: “The Discworld books are a huge source of joy to millions of readers, and rightly so; every paragraph, phrase and footnote was crafted with brilliance and flair and we are committed to bringing Terry’s world to the screen with the respect and care it deserves. With this partnership, we are delighted to say that Discworld has finally found its home.”..."

To read the full announcement online, go to https://narrativia.com/

Some reactions...

By Alison Flood in The Guardian:

"[Rob] Wilkins, Narrativia’s managing director, said the new partnership meant that Discworld had 'finally found its home'. 'The Discworld books are a huge source of joy to millions of readers, and rightly so; every paragraph, phrase and footnote was crafted with brilliance and flair and we are committed to bringing Terry’s world to the screen with the respect and care it deserves,' he said. Wilkins denied the new deal was in response to Narrativia’s dissatisfaction with The Watch. 'Though Narrativia retain an executive producer credit in The Watch, they have no creative involvement in the project. However, they of course wish The Watch all the best.' Motive Pictures chief executive Simon Maxwell called the Discworld universe a national treasure..."

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/apr/28/terry-pratchett-novels-faithful-tv-adaptation-discworld

A not so subtle reminder, also from Flood:

https://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2020/jan/17/discworld-fans-are-right-to-be-nervous-about-the-bbcs-punk-rock-the-watch

By Adele Ankers for IGN:

"Sir Terry Pratchett's Narrativia is looking to expand the Discworld universe with a new series of "truly authentic" screen adaptations after striking a development deal with Endeavor Content and Motive Pictures. Narrativia, the production company launched by Pratchett in 2012, recently announced the exclusive partnership, which will bring the treasured world of the Discworld fantasy novel series to screens in the form of "prestige adaptations that remain absolutely faithful" to Pratchett's original, unique genius. Discworld spans a beloved series of novels that have sold in excess of 100 million copies globally, and the adaptations are said to be forged from a shared love of the original source material, as well as a mutual commitment towards creating an epic series..."

https://nordic.ign.com/news/36052/discworld-movies-terry-pratchetts-production-company-to-make-authentic-adaptations

An observation from Charles Pulliam-Moore on Gizmodo Australia:

"Currently, no new series to be developed from the new partnership have been announced and given the way the spread of the novel coronavirus has effectively shut down the production of new series and films, it’s not certain when we can expect to hear what Narrativia, Endeavour Content, and Motive Pictures will create first together."

https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2020/04/terry-pratchetts-discworld-will-get-even-more-adaptations-thanks-to-massive-new-deal/

...and more observations from Caitlin Hobbs in Book Riot:

"Key word there: develop. It’s not set in stone that the adaptation will air—many projects go into development and never come out—but hopes are high so far... According to Variety, the adaptations will remain 'absolutely faithful' to the source text. After BBC’s The Watch, which received a lot of criticism for how much the story was changed, this is a welcome bit of news. Unlike with The Watch adaptation, Narrativia will have an active hand in creating these stories, so we can breathe easy..."

https://bookriot.com/2020/04/29/new-terry-pratchett-discworld-adaptations/

3.2 GOOD OMENS NEWS

* Crowley and Aziraphale in lockdown?! A short and, er, tasty video from Narrativia and The Blank Corporation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quSXoj8Kob0&feature=youtu.be

As reported by Lauren Morris for the Radio Times:

"Released in honour of the book’s 30th anniversary, the three-minute episode listens in on a phone call between the antiquarian-loving angel Aziraphale (Sheen) and serpentine demon Crowley (Tennant) as they discuss their attempts to flatten the curve. Aziraphale checks in with the bored demon, who is also stuck indoors, waiting out the quarantine. When he asks why Crowley isn't 'out and about', he replies: 'I know I ought to be making people's lives worse but everyone’s so miserable cooped up right now anyway, I don't have the heart for it.'... The special was released on YouTube on Friday 1st May and written by Neil Gaiman... 'This is our present to all of you. It's to make people happy, because too many of us are sad,' Neil Gaiman wrote on Twitter..."

https://www.radiotimes.com/news/on-demand/2020-05-04/david-tennant-michael-sheen-good-omens-lockdown-special/

By Petrana Radulovic on Polygon:

"Though only the actor’s voices are featured in the video, it contains many little props and nods to the world, such as a map of Lower Tadfield and the books in Aziraphale’s shop... Good Omens has long been a staple of internet fandom; officially contributing to a current trend in the fandom sphere only solidifies its stronghold..."

https://www.polygon.com/tv/2020/5/1/21243992/good-omens-30th-anniversary-lockdown-video

* A wonderful result from a Good Omens 30th anniversary online lockdown fundraiser for Alzheimer's Research UK that raised over £2,000, which was more than 200 per cent of its target. Not quite Captain Tom, but still a super result!

https://twitter.com/TheIneffableCon/status/1256593075184504832

* The Good Omens miniseries has been included in the 2020 Peabody Awards:

"The Peabody Awards Board of Jurors has selected 60 nominees that represent the most compelling and empowering stories released in broadcasting and digital media during 2019. The nominees were chosen by unanimous vote of 19 jurors from nearly 1,300 entries from television, radio/podcasts and the web in entertainment, news, documentary, children’s and public service programming. The Peabody Awards are based at the Grady College of Journalism and Mass Communication at the University of Georgia. 'Peabody is proud to champion this year’s nominees who inspire our connection, provoke our thinking and delight our senses. From the communal strength of black women to the eminence of science to the conviction of those who speak up, these stories and their creators celebrate the diversity of human experience and of our democracy,” said Jeffrey P. Jones, executive director of Peabody. “Amidst the challenges of our present moment, we can find empathy, entertainment and truth in these nominees.'..."

https://www.wgauradio.com/news/local/uga-administered-peabodys-name-nominees/LnIGxPUdso3OkMqewbOXoN/

More about "the Peabodys": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peabody_Award

3.3 BERNARD PEARSON'S COMMUNICATION ADVICE

Bernard Pearson, known to Discworld fans the world around as "the Cunning Artificer" and the master of the Discworld Emporium, Roundworld's only interdimensional embassy, is also known for having strong opinions. And this opinion would be very dear to Moist von Lipwig's (and Senior Postman Groat's, and Head of Stamps Stanley Howler's) heart!

By Ellie Kendall for Somerset Live:

"You may know him as the friendly face of Wincanton's famous Pratchett-themed shop, The Discworld Emporium. But Bernard has a special, much-needed take on life - especially now... Bernard, now in his seventies, has a way of finding the bright side in life, it's not all fun and games. He is, himself, in strict isolation due to ill health. He, like so many, just wants to hug his grandchildren. So Bernard has written us a letter with his top tip for surviving lockdown - write letters. Not electronic letters, but real ones. 'Being on one's own, can be a bit of a bonus at times. At times, but not endlessly. Not being able to touch, hold, or even talk to someone special or even a neighbour - that is something we would have all found impossible to imagine a few weeks ago. But now it is the norm for so many of us. Especially if you, like me, are classed as ‘at risk’. Of course, there is the phone, video links and e-mail. But in some ways, they are more of the problem than the solution... Terry Pratchett was a close friend of mine. He was a good man with words, one of the best in fact. And he once described e-mails as being as "friendly as a thrown knife". And I think he was right... There is one form of communication that almost bridges that gap. It's not new, has been around a long, long time and was once the only way mankind communicated over any distance. The letter. The old fashioned and simple, pen on paper. There is something about a letter, a real letter landing on the doormat. It's why we still have letterboxes - that hole in the door that lets in junk mail can also let in a message from a friend. A letter from a loved one, someone from the past, or just yesterday. Distance is no object. Next door, next town, next country, it doesn’t matter. To sit and write, to put on paper with your own hand what you are thinking, feeling, hoping for or worried about. To see the words, form under your hand and the marks on the paper join you with your reader. It’s a most cathartic experience. Something you are touching - creating - will be held in someone’s hand and what you have written will form pictures in their mind...'"

To read the Cunning Artificer's entire letter, go to:

https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/news-opinion/wincanton-terry-pratchett-shop-lockdown-4114739

3.4 BEE REVIVAL! TIFFANY WOULD BE PLEASED

By Isabelle Gerretsen for BBC Future:

"While people have been confined to their homes this spring, wildlife has faced less human disturbance, traffic and polluting fumes... One animal that could see a much-needed revival is the wild bee, scientists say. Bee populations are rapidly declining around the world due to habitat loss, pollution and the use of pesticides, among other factors. 'These creatures are vital to what we eat and what our countryside looks like,' says Gill Perkins, chief executive of the Bumblebee Conservation Trust. 'They provide a whole ecosystem service.' A world without bees would look very different and change our lives enormously. Bees are the world’s most important pollinators, fertilising a third of the food we eat and 80% of flowering plants. Bees and other pollinating insects have a global economic value of around £120bn ($150bn)... Less fumes from cars on the road makes it easier for bees to forage, as air pollution substantially reduces the strength and longevity of floral scents, according to a 2016 study. 'In a world with less air pollution, bees can make shorter and more profitable ‘shopping trips’, and this may help them rear more young,' says Mark Brown, professor of evolutionary ecology at Royal Holloway, University of London..."

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20200506-why-lockdown-is-helping-bees

3.5 THE MERCH CORNER

This month's feature is stuff from Discworld.com...

* Dark Side of the Turtle t-shirt

The t-shirt with rocks in! This one is a true beauty. "In the spirit of Soul Music, this stunning black t-shirt pays homage to a certain icon of Roundworld music, whilst giving it a distinctly chelonium spin. Printed digitally on ringspun Gildan t-shirts."

Each Dark Side of the Turtle t-shirt is priced at £20 – £22, depending on size. Sizes available are Small (34/36″), Medium (38/40″), Large (42/44″), XL (46/48″),
2XL (50/52″), and 3XL (54/56″). For more info, and to order, go to:

https://discworld.com/products/bags-clothing/dark-side-turtle-t-shirt/

* Time to pre-order your Ankh-Morpork City Watch Journal?

"In a city like Ankh-Morpork, where Assassins assassinate, thieves thieve and seamstresses, um . . . don’t, Law and Order can be a complicated business. Thankfully His Grace, His Excellency, The Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes (Blackboard Monitor) and the Ankh-Morpork City Watch are here to keep the peace. The finest body of men, women, dwarfs, trolls, werewolves, golems, igors, gnomes, feegles, vampires (and whatever Nobby Nobbs is) on the face of the Discworld! The Ankh-Morpork City Watch Journal provides jotting space for your notes, reports, observations and investigations, so kick back, relax and take down your particulars. To help you keep on the straight and narrow, you'll be aided and abetted by some choice quotes from Terry Pratchett’s seminal City Watch novels."

Each Ankh-Morpork City Watch Journal ("Exclusively embossed with Terry's signature and sealed with his coat of arms") is priced at £17 and will be available to ship on 6th August 2020. For more info, and to pre-order, go to:

https://discworld.com/products/books/the-ankh-morpork-city-watch-discworld-journal/

* The Ankh-Morpork Archives, Volume Two

As featured in the previous issue from Paul Kidby's website. equal time for Discworld.com...

"Containing material unavailable for twenty years — this is a comprehensive guide to the capital city of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld, getting to the heart of Ankh-Morpork’s secrets, societies and guilds... In the second volume of this confidential guide, brave travellers are made privy to the inner workings of more illustrious Ankh-Morpork societies. Disabuse yourself of notions of professionalism under which you may hold the City Watch; discover what serious business is undertaken by the Fools’ Guild (joking is no laughing matter); and, should you be lucky, achieve true enlightenment through the teachings of Lu-Tze. One thing’s for sure: after you’ve read this book, Ankh-Morpork’s Guilds are going to need to come up with new ways of doing things. Completely revamped and redesigned, this full-colour book contains material from Discworld Diaries across the decades."

Each copy of the Ankh-Morpork Archives, Volume Two is priced at £25 and will be available to ship on 29th October 2020. For more info, and to pre-order, go to:

https://discworld.com/products/books/ankh-morpork-archives-volume-two/

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04) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS

4.1 FORTHCOMING PLAYS

No plays are being performed in public on Roundworld at the moment, of course. Hopefully all will be well by November, but keep an eye out for other Discworld plays. We must keep the knowledge of Discworld circulating!

* REMINDER: MURDER IN ANKH-MORPORK IN ABINGDON (NOVEMBER 2020?)

Murder in Ankh-Morpork is currently scheduled to run from 18th–20th November. More details as soon as we know them!

4.2 REMINDER: A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM FOURECKS' FAMOUS UNSEEN THEATRE

...from director Pamela Munt:

Hi Everyone,

I do hope that you are all keeping well in these distressing times. This email is just to let you know that we are all still here and eagerly awaiting the time that we can once again entertain you on stage. What we had originally planned for the "Year of the Condescending Carp" was:-

* A huge celebration of UNSEEN'S 20TH ANNIVERSARY, including a "museum" type display of previous Props, Costumes, Scrapbooks, Cast photos and other nostalgia. The idea was that our actors would have given you all a personal tour guide of this space for half an hour before you settled in to see our shows.
* Our production in May would have been a performance of "Guards!" "Guards!" which was our first play at the Bakehouse Theatre (although the very first was "Mort" at the Tower Arts Centre)
* In November we had intended to stage a witches' play (which we haven't done for a while), namely "Wyrd Sisters".

Unfortunately we have had to cancel our scheduled performance in May, but we are still hoping that our November performance can go ahead. Obviously this is not just up to us. We will just have to wait and see what happens with the virus and the government restrictions.

Unseen Theatre's website is http://unseen.com.au/ (currently not updated)
Reprinted with permission

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05) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS

Remember, one day, possibly in the not too distant future, Discworld fans will be able to meet in the real Roundworld again. So keep this information handy:

The Broken Drummers, "London's Premier Unofficially Official Discworld Group"
BrokenDrummers@gmail.com or nicholls.helen@yahoo.co.uk or join their Facebook group at
https://www.facebook.com/groups/55107511411/permalink/10156634038566412/

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Drumknott's Irregulars
Facebook (_https://www.facebook.com/groups/824987924250161/_) or Google Groups (_https:groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/drumknotts-irregulars_) or join us at our next event."

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The Victorian Discworld Klatch
https://www.facebook.com/groups/VictorianDiscworldKlatch

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"The Gathering of the Loonies (Wincanton chapter)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/373578522834654/

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The Pratchett Partisans
https://www.facebook.com/groups/pratchettpartisans/ or contact Ula directly at uwilmott@yahoo.com.au

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The City of Small Gods
www.cityofsmallgods.org.au

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The Broken Vectis Drummers
broken_vectis_drummers@yahoo.co.uk

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The Wincanton Omnian Temperance Society (WOTS) meets at Wincanton's famous Bear Inn when social gatherings are possible.

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The Northern Institute of the Ankh-Morpork and District Society of Flatalists normally meet at The Narrowboat Pub in Victoria Street, Skipton, North Yorkshire, Details of future meetings are posted on the Events section of the Discworld Stamps forum: http://www.discworldstamps.co.uk/forum/

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Sydney Drummers (formerly Drummers Downunder)
Contact Sue (aka Granny Weatherwax): kenworthys@yahoo.co.uk

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The Treacle Mining Corporation, formerly known as Perth Drummershttps://www.facebook.com/groups/Perth.Drummers/ – or message Alexandra Ware directly at <alexandra.ware@gmail.com>

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06) AROUND THE BLOGOSPHERE

Blogger Marthe Bijman reviews The Long Earth:

"Terry Pratchett gave the world the gift of his imagining, Discworld and his many other creations, and he exited this world graciously, trying to the last to do good. More so the pity then, that I did not enjoy his collaboration with Stephen Baxter in The Long Earth half as much as any of his solo novels... I approached the team effort of Pratchett and Baxter in The Long Earth with trepidation. I have never read Stephen Baxter’s books. I did not particularly enjoy Pratchett and Neil Gaiman’s collaboration, Good Omens... These collaborations seem to me to be a conscious effort to groom a successor for Pratchett... Name me a famous fictional creation, and a dead author, I can guarantee you someone would have tried to keep the creation alive with more novels. I’ve read many. I’ve cared for few. To match or emulate such distinctive voices as Pratchett, Herbert, or the Brontes, takes not only intrinsic talent but also an almost chameleon–like ability to segue into the style, mannerisms, and mental quirks of the other author. Writing is simply a direct expression of one’s thoughts. Authors writing in partnership have to be incredibly in sync, mentally, to produce a novel together, of which the parts are not only on par with each author’s best, but the final product is better than the sum of the parts.

"Which brings me to The Long Earth. Knowing Pratchett would soon not be writing any more, like Iain Banks, last year, I have tried to wean myself off Discworld. I knew Pratchett’s writing style so well, I knew I would be trying to pick his voice from the narrative. Pratchett is immediately recognizable. His style is typified by his use of footnotes, departures or asides from the narrative with humorous or quirky details and puns, strange invented new idiolects like the language of the golems, the 'Wee Free Men' or the 'Igors'. (Yeth, Mathter.) His novels are spoofs of major milestones in history, from the invention of money, to the postal system, industrialization and even opera... That being said, how would Stephen Baxter step into these giant shoes, even though The Last[sic] Earth is not a Discworld novel? Well, my guess is he did all the 'bits inbetween' – the neutral, bulky bits. (I do wonder how much of it is his, and how much is Pratchett’s.) It is OK. Let’s put it that way. The premise is interesting: someone discovers that there is not one Earth, in one galaxy, but countless millions of Earths, a long line of Earths, and, with the aid of a small device (or without), some humans could step from world to world, ending up the same place, or a different place, and a different time. This gives the authors the option of introducing various scenarios – keep the new earth clean, make wars, or not, flee from persecution, or not, live free, or not. It also leaves a lot of room for descriptions of how people settled into new 'worlds' at various times in history... At the end of 424 pages, I was kind of disappointed. I was hoping there was more to it, more of a revelation, a twist in the tale, a surprise..."

https://sevencircumstances.com/2015/03/14/the-long-earth-by-terry-pratchett-and-stephen-baxter/

Blogger The Reading Bug returns with a review of Hogfather:

"In any long running series, especially where the author produces books with the regularity that Terry Pratchett achieved, one looks out for repetition – recycled material, sometimes ironically self-referential, sometimes disguised. So when I tell you that Hogfather features Death leaving his day job and assuming the role of the missing, presumed dead Hogfather, the Father Christmas of Discworld, it will ring some bells. Didn’t that happen before, in Reaper Man and before that in Mort? (It did). To be fair, that’s a minor quibble, because as I am sure I have said before, with Pratchett it is never about the plot. Here, Death is not taking a holiday, but covering for the Hogfather, who despite being the titled character makes only the briefest of appearances. Death is driven to do this on the basis that the Hogfather is responsible for the sun rising each morning, and for this to happen children have to believe in him. It’s not as awkward and contrived as it sounds... Death, becoming aware (somehow) of the Hogfather’s absence, decides to fill in for him. Along the way he visits his granddaughter, Susan Sto Helit, tricking her into investigating the Hogfather’s disappearance. This is not the first time Susan has been called upon to help Death, although at least this time she is not collecting souls for him. She tracks a missing tooth fairy to the Hogfather’s Castle of Bones, on the way meeting Bilious, the “Oh God” of hangovers (one of Pratchett’s better throw away jokes). I am not going to spoil for you what happens there, but I bet you can work it out...Pratchett as ever is a great moral philosopher, with Death as his most articulate spokesperson..."

https://readingbug2016.wordpress.com/2020/02/12/book-review-hogfather-discworld-20-by-terry-pratchett-1996/

...and also reviews Jingo:

"Jingo combines two of Sir Terry’s favourite topics – social commentary, in this case on nationalism, and the men, women and other species of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. It is silly to have favourites in these things, but if forced to choose I would probably have to opt for the Watch as my preferred set of books within the overall series... the novel divides into a series of parallel plot lines, all converging on the ominously inevitable battle in the deserts of Klatch... I have mentioned this novel revolves around a discussion of the dangers of nationalism. Please don’t assumes this means the novel is in any way worthy or preachy. The political points are made with a light touch, although there’s no ambiguity in Pratchett’s perspective. The seductive lure of nationalism is exposed, such as here where the Ankh-Morpork leaders discuss the rush to occupy Leshp... I am sure I have said this many times before, but I don’t think anyone reads Pratchett for the plots. The joy is in the language – at one point he describes 'little crunchy brown bits' (in the context of Sybil's cooking) as 'the food group of the gods' which is just perfect, isn't it? Elsewhere there is a touching demonstration of the 'Trousers of Time' theory first explained in Guards, Guards, where Vimes is able to hear how his life might have played out if he had made different decisions at a key point in the novel. STP's genius shines through in many other ways, but one I don’t think I have mentioned before is his use of names. I love how he plays with the names of the various Watch stations in Ankh-Morpork for example – Pseudopolis Yard, Treacle Mine Road, Cable Street, and possibly my favourite, Dolly Sisters, each one just simply fun in their own right, irrespective of the wit and intelligence behind the names themselves. If, 21 novels in, I haven't won you round to the idea that your life would be richer with a little Discworld in it, I probably am not going to do so, but forgive me for not giving up..."

https://readingbug2016.wordpress.com/2020/05/07/book-review-jingo-discworld-21-by-terry-pratchett-1997/

Blogger The Book Nut's short review of Carpe Jugulum:

"We’re back in Lancre, and Magrat has just had a baby. They’re doing a naming ceremony, and her husband, King Verence, has decided that it would be 'modern' and 'diplomatic' to invite the residents of the next kingdom over, Uberwald. Which would have been a really great idea, except they’re vampires... Thus starts a romp as Granny Weatherwax (who thought she didn’t get invited to the naming) goes into hiding as the vampyres take over, and it’s up to Nanny Ogg, Agnes, and Magrat (with some help from an Om preacher, Mighty[sic] Oats — go read Small Gods before this, because there are Easter eggs) to get rid of the infestation. The thing I love most about Terry Pratchett’s books are the little things. Like a character named Igor, who limps and has a lisp and keeps complaining about the new vampires, saying 'the old mathter did it better'. Or the page or two of thinly veiled penis jokes in the middle of a vampire fight that had me laughing out loud. Or the fact that the vampire castle is called Don’tgonearthe Castle. Or the Nac Mac Feegle (!), who show up (in an early iteration; they speak mostly gibberish and Nanny has to translate at one point. I like them better in Wee Free Men, but it was still delightful to see them). I think this is one of the better witch books..."

https://thebooknut.com/2020/05/08/carpe-jugulum-2/

Blogger Tracey Taylor, once a Pratchett newbie, on discovering Small Gods:

"This is the first Terry Pratchett book I read so for me it will always be the best. I loved Brutha and his struggles. He was so simple and innocent and wonderful. And I loved the caretaker tending to his tiny mountains and the idea that he was there just to witness history, that seemed to resonate with me for some reason. And it was clever and poignant and sad and exciting.I’d known from a very young age that I didn’t believe in god. I actually quite liked the bible stories, but I always knew, for me, they weren’t real and it made no logical sense. I found it really strange that adults were telling me this as if it was real and I struggled with that. So to find this book that deliberately created a fictional world of gods and the idea that there was a small god that had once been popular but was now small as no-one believed in him, that was something I could actually get behind. An allegory of why religion is how it is and the levers behind it (a bit like Book of Mormon does today)..."

https://traceytaylorbooks.wordpress.com/2020/05/10/small-gods-terry-pratchett/

Blogger At Home a Lot's thoughts on Interesting Times:

"You only have to read Terry’s first two books, The Colour of Magic and The Light Fantastic to know what the revolutionary treatise 'What I Did On My Holidays' would contain, which is probably a very different view to what actually happened. The Great Wizzard* sent to help the revolution is in fact a blundering idiot who just seems to get lucky sometimes. (when he’s not being very unlucky!)... The plot moves fast and can be a little confusing at times, but it’s also a great page turner and makes you laugh out loud. I remember when reading the book I got a little fed up of Mad Hamish (Who is deaf) saying 'whaaaaat' but being read by Nigel Planer it seemed a lot funnier. However, Nigel Planer also pronounced a few things not how I would have expected them to be pronounced, in particular place names. I have always pronounced Ankh Morpork as in Ank, not Arnk. This irritated me a little more than it should have done.I would say that all of Terry Pratchett books are read alone, but there is a sequence in which the characters are introduced and they become like old friends when they pop up in new stories..."

https://athomealot.com/2020/05/01/interesting-times-terry-pratchett/

Blogger Rutty muses on The Colour of Magic:

"Terry Pratchett’s wife must have thought he was on drugs when he initially thought up the concept of the Discworld. A disc-shaped world travelling through space, supported by four elephants on the back of a gigantic turtle? That’s just a bit on the far side of absurd isn’t it? It is indeed thoroughly eccentric and very silly, but the storytelling in Pratchett’s books is always grounded in (our) reality. The best of the Discworld novels all have something to say about us, and while The Colour of Magic doesn’t dig quite as far into the human condition as later books it does provide for a very engaging and amusing read... We meet many interesting characters on the way, and are introduced to many a landmark that we know and love from the series. My favourite places in this book are the Broken Drum, the Circumfence and the Wyrmberg. Pratchett’s imagination has gone wild in some of these locations, and while many of the details of Ankh-Morpork are yet to be fleshed out there’s some impressive world-building going on in what is a fairly short fantasy novel. The action is slick, the jokes come along at a good rate, and this is a really good introduction to the whole series. While you could jump in elsewhere – or even read these books in any order – there’s satisfaction to be gained by reading them in the order they were released... '

https://davidrutt.me.uk/the-colour-of-magic-terry-pratchett/

Blogger Melanie Roussel does some Discworld character analyses. On Sam Vimes:

"If Vimes agrees, we can usually be assured that it’s the just option. Paradoxically, he is also often used as a figure of revolution. Even if that revelation is a revolt against stupidity and an embracing of common sense – a rare commodity on the Discworld as it is on ours. Old ‘Stone-Faced’ Vimes is Sam Vimes ancestor – famous, or infamous, for picking up an axe and cutting off the head of Ankh-Morpork’s last King several hundred years ago. But like our Commander Vimes, Old Stone-Face’s actions weren’t viewed as for a greater political point or for personal motivated. The Vimes family usually do what must be done – even if it means getting their hands dirty... Throughout the books. Vimes is often played off against his subordinate, Captain Carrot, his natural foil. Carrot is a natural-born 'moral' character and rarely has to question what the right thing to do is. He’s the optimist to Vimes’s pessimism. Whether this is down to his simple nature, or he has a better understanding of morality, he often clashes with Vimes’s sense of the world. Vimes does not have a natural sense of right and wrong – or rather, long years in Ankh-Morpork, seeing some of the worst humanity has to offer, has eroded that part of him. It’s also clear through many of the books that Vimes lives on a razor-thin temper and is prone to angry outbursts. But that doesn’t make Vimes a-moral. On the contrary, it makes him almost hyper-aware of his own decision making. In Thud, we see that Vimes’s psyche has gone so far as to create his own internal policeman..."

https://melanierousselfiction.com/sam-vimes/

...and Granny Weatherwax:

"Granny Weatherwax is one of my favourite characters, alongside Sam Vimes. Perhaps inevitably, as they’re very similar in a lot of ways... Esmerelda 'Esme' Weatherwax, known to most as Granny Weatherwax, is the crone of the Lancre coven, the country she resides in. And to explain my title – the village Granny lives in is called Bad Ass, named after a stubborn donkey who refused to move, which I’ll never fail to find hilarious. There is a strong ying-yang nature to Granny; she’s described as a terrifyingly good witch and often draws the distinction between what is good and what is nice. Granny is not evil, but she’s certainly not nice... One of Granny’s key powers is her ability to borrow. She is able to possess the minds of animals and see through their eyes. This means her own body becomes dormant, she is often found this way with a small cardboard sign with the words 'I Aten't Dead.' This prevents the unnecessary embarrassment of waking up while being mourned. But perhaps one of my favourite aspects of Granny which speaks to her character in a hilariously dark way is the fact she’s the most dangerous driver in the skies of the Discworld..."

https://melanierousselfiction.com/granny-weatherwax/

...and Lord Vetinari:

"Vetinari is an ex-Assassin, highly manipulative and extremely intelligent. You’d have to be to keep a city like Ankh-Morpork together with it’s varying factions and guilds. Particularly as the city is almost weekly on the verge of destruction from a hell dimension or from the citizen’s own creative stupidity. While in the later books it’s not as frequently referred to, there’s no doubt of the somewhat extreme methods he’ll use against his enemies. He is, after all, a tyrant. Vetinari is known to despite mimes, having them hung upside down over a scorpion pit opposite a sign reading 'Learn The Words.' He was instrumental in allowing the Guild of Thieves to form, reasoning that, as there would always be crime in Ankh-Morpork, it might as well be organised. When all's said and done, there is a lot about Vetinari that seems scarily inhuman (in a good way). Including the fact he prefers to read sheet music than listen to it. We also see him as a young man in Night Watch were he is already the man we know, suggesting he just spent a lifetime honing what came naturally... I’ve always agreed with Churchill’s belief that “democracy is the worst form of Government except for all those other forms.” I’ve listened to enough Today in Parliament to know our system isn’t perfect. But if you were to offer me our current system or Lord Vetinari, I’d have quite a hard decision to make..."

https://melanierousselfiction.com/havelock-vetinari/

...and even the villainous yet many-layered "ideas taster", Dee, from The Fifth Elephant:

"Terry Pratchett was excellent at creating antagonists, ranging from classical evil to simply obstructive. But none are moustache twisting bad guys, all have their own strengths, weaknesses and motivations. The vast majority are the kind you love to hate, like Carcer, Lord de Word, Mr Gryle, The New Firm and Prince Cadram. The big exception for me is Dee. A cultural revolution begins in Ankh-Morpork which threatens the values of the conservative dwarfs back in their homeland of Uberwald. This is what sparks off the conflict we see in The Fifth Elephant. This is what Dee is fighting for – the traditions of the conservative dwarfs. I feel sorry for Dee because she’s so screwed up by the society and life she’s lived. Her fear of the world outside Überwald and the march of progress has led her down a dark path. One she never pulls back from. Her story ends in a prison cell. Honestly, maybe that’s where it would always end. But I’ve always wanted more for her..."

https://melanierousselfiction.com/wwbc-a-villain-that-i-wish-could-be-redeemed/

Blogger Font Folly was a slow Pratchett convert, but got there via the Lancre witches:

"I found myself after that in a conversation with another friend about the series. She was a little bit surprised that I didn't like it, as she thought a lot of the themes the author explored were things I enjoyed. We ended up having a very long conversation about books other people had recommended that we didn’t like, and why we thought that was in various cases. This last conversation happened around the same time that my first husband, Ray, was undergoing chemotherapy. Or maybe it was during one of his surgeries? What I know is that the conversation happened in a waiting room at a medical facility where she was hanging out with me specifically to give me emotion support and distract me a bit. A few months later, Ray died – just two weeks before Thanksgiving. Just before Christmas, she dropped by one day to drop off a Christmas present, but more importantly, to loan me a few books. Most of the books in the pile I recognized as series that I had been interested in trying one day. And then one of the books was in the series that people had been trying to get me to try for a long time. She pulled it out of the pile and said, “I’ve been thinking a lot about that conversation we had about why you didn’t like other books in this series. The more I think about it, I think if any of the books will appeal to you, it’s this one. Give it a try. I won’t be offended if you don’t like it.”... I opened up the loaned copy of Terry Pratchett’s Wyrd Sisters. I had intended to just force myself to read it for an hour or so until I go sleepy. Because I was not at all confident that I’d like it any more than any of the other Discworld books I had tried before. The next thing I knew, I was on the last page of the book. The sun had risen outside. I had stayed up all night, eagerly turning pages to find out what happened next... Over the course of the next few months I read all of the witches books in the Discworld series which existed at that time (Wyrd Sisters, Witches Abroad, Lords and Ladies, and Maskerade). Having reached the end of the witch books available at the time, I was eyeing some of the other books in the series, when the friend who had picked Wyrd Sisters for me said, “Skip the earlier guard books. Start with Feet of Clay, then if you like the characters try circling back to the beginning.” And that’s how I eventually wound up reading (and buying my own copies of) almost the entire Discworld series..."

https://fontfolly.net/2020/04/16/im-not-a-lady-im-a-witch-or-more-of-why-i-love-sf-f/

Blogger MMB also does some character analysis. This one is about Discworld's Death:

"'Death' is a non-negotiable kind of guy. Whenever he appears to someone as a seven-foot skeleton, and talks to them in capital letters, they are dead already (with the exception of Reaper Man, in which he becomes, temporarily, mortal). Sometimes the recently deceased question why, where, who and what’s going on, or don’t want to go with him. But they always do.'Death' is tall, bony, and polite, and insistent. He has some difficulty with being human and what goes with that – like clothes, eating, sleeping and children. Children recognize him instantly, whereas adults look past him and through him, like he is some kind of temporal anomaly or homeless person sleeping on a hot-air vent. He knows everything there is to know about the soon-to-be-dead – their life spans, the manner of their deaths, and what they were hoping for after life. A Valkyrie and feasting in the halls of Asgard anyone? A long walk into a black desert? A reunion with the lover of your youth? Pratchett, speaking through the character of 'Death', gives readers the comfort that, firstly, the time that each person, from pharaohs to wizards, is allocated, is logical and right, and not to be borrowed or extended unless the world is going up in flames, so to speak. Also, that death is part of the cycle of life. There is life, then death, then life again. If there were no death, there would be no new life. Or there would be terrible chaos, the world would be out of balance – too many people, too much growth, too much energy, overcrowding in the after-life, and problems with the half-dead, like poor old wizard 'Windle Poons', and 'Dead Rights activist' and zombie,'Reg Shoe'..."

https://sevencircumstances.com/2014/10/20/death-and-the-flight-of-birds-in-the-discworld-reaper-man-by-terry-pratchett/

...and finally, a round-up by blogger Cultured Vultures of their reviews and rankings of ALL the Discworld books!

"I am far from calling myself Pratchett’s number one fan, but I have read all of the Discworld books and have them lined up nicely on my bookshelf. With the end of the collection, I have decided that I am going to re-read the novels, in order, and really think about them, more than perhaps I have done before. I think I owe Sir Terry that much..."

https://culturedvultures.com/book-reviews/discworld/

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07) IMAGES OF THE MONTH

A lovely photo of The Author at the end of the '90s, tweeted by Rhianna P:
https://twitter.com/rhipratchett/status/1255191782016593921

A lovely Good Omens "cake" sculpture by Annie Davies:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVvMm-LXYAMTIec?format=jpg&name=medium

A lovely Crowley and Aziraphale portrait by Paul Kidby:
https://twitter.com/PaulKidby/status/1256216203045023749/photo/1

A lovely portrait of The Author, by Paul Kidby of course:
https://www.paulkidby.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Sir-Terry-Pratchett-1-1000x1186_c.jpg

...and Mr Kidby's gorgeous take on Anathema Device – a Wossname favourite:
https://i3.createsend1.com/ei/r/4A/FAA/B69/csimport/newsletterpic1.133546.jpg

...and a lovely Good Omens bookmark, made by Tumblr user deppressedbagofbadpuns:
https://media.zenfs.com/en/tumblr_books_67/2f916a0de9486d26db714241f2786d18

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08) CLOSE

According to the QI Elves (researchers for the iconic BBC programme), Queen Victoria had "a 14 year old stalker who broke into Buckingham palace at least four times and stole a pair of her underwear". Sounds like a certain recently knighted young royal operative – whose picaresque adventures were chronicled in Dodger – was practising his skills with Her Majesty's tacit approval...

Right, that's it for now. Mind how you go, REMAIN INDOORS, and we hope to see you next month...

– Annie Mac

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May 2019 (Volume 22, Issue 5, Post 1)


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WOSSNAME is a free publication offering news, reviews, and all the other stuff-that-fits pertaining to the works of Sir Terry Pratchett. Originally founded by the late, great Joe Schaumburger for members of the worldwide Klatchian Foreign Legion and its affiliates, including the North American Discworld Society and other continental groups, Wossname is now for Discworld and Pratchett fans everywhere in Roundworld.
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Editor in Chief: Annie Mac
News Editor: Vera P
Newshounds: Mogg, Sir J of Croydon Below, the Shadow, Mss C, Alison not Aliss
Staff Writers: Asti, Pitt the Elder, Evil Steven Dread, Mrs Wynn-Jones
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Book Reviews: Annie Mac, Drusilla D'Afanguin, Your Name Here
Puzzle Editor: Tiff (still out there somewhere)
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Emergency Staff: Steven D'Aprano, Jason Parlevliet
World Membership Director: Steven D'Aprano (in his copious spare time)

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INDEX:

01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH
02) EDITOR'S LETTER
03) GOOD OMENS NEWS
04) ODDS AND SODS
05) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS
06) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS
07) AROUND THE BLOGOSPHERE
08) IMAGES OF THE MONTH
09) CLOSE

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01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH

"I've found that whilst scoring #GoodOmens that there is really only one tempo that truly matters."
– Good Omens score composer David Arnold (see the Images section below for the accompanying photograph!)

"I got up very early one day, got burnt at the stake and went back to play Mother Courage."
– Josie "Agnes Nutter" Lawrence on fitting her Good Omens role into a very busy schedule

"Can confirm that David Tennant is tall and Scottish, [profile] neilhimself is drily hilarious, the [profile] chattering_nuns are my favorite, the first two episodes of Good Omens are brilliant... and I think it would all make Terry Pratchett proud."
– Wall Street Journal digital editor Allison Chopin

"Good Omens is worth watching for the dry, witty, madcap style of a thoughtfully put together Gaiman/Pratchett universe. It's worth remembering for the exultant, nuanced performance of its two main characters."
– web journalist Liz Baessler

"If people love this enough, and if the time and the will is there, we could absolutely go back and do a lot more. But we're not building it to do more, we are building this to be itself. At the end of six episodes, it's done."
– Neil Gaiman, speaking to the press on the Good Omens set

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02) A LETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR

The End Times are upon us! Well, nearly: in a few days' time, the Good Omens miniseries will go out on Amazon Prime (those who have to watch it on the BBC will have to wait a while yet), and there are already a number of reviews from press and prominent pop-culture websites who were given a pre-release look at some or all of the six episodes.

Initial reports (see item 3.7 for a selection) give me the impression that 1) the adaptation has retained its essential Englishness, 2) co-author Gaiman's inclusion of new material – based on his and Sir Pterry's extant notes for a possible second book, we're told – might have been a bit surplus to requirements, 3) the claims from certain quarters of the production team that Good Omens' special effects were the greatest!thing!ever! may have tended to a wee bit of ~coughs~ overenthusiasm, and 4) Americans, for the most part, still won't "get" it. Nonetheless, I'm looking forward to seeing Good Omens, not least because David Tennant was my own first choice for Crowley (and for Greebo in human form, should Witches Abroad or Maskerade ever be filmed).

Last week, in preparation for watching Good Omens and for the sheer pleasure of it, I re-read our old hardcover copy the original novel for the first time in many years, and must report that in my opinion it hasn't aged at all. It's still as much fun as it was when I first read it twenty-nine years ago, and still as relevant... and I still want to live in Lower Tadfield.

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Department of ave atque vale: biologist and author Jack Cohen, best known to most of us as one-third of the marvellous Science of Discworld team, has died at the age of 85. His friend and co-author Ian Stewart tweeted, "Jack Cohen died peacefully on 6 May. He was a close friend and colleague for 30 years, and I will always remember him with great affection. So will his many friends in SF, Discworld, and biology."

Wikipedia entry:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Cohen_(scientist)

Obituary from Warwick University, where he taught in the 1990s:
https://warwick.ac.uk/fac/sci/maths/general/news/new/may_2019_we/

Brief "In Memoriam" from the Science Fiction Writers of America:
https://www.sfwa.org/2019/05/in-memoriam-jack-cohen/

Entry in the Encyclopedia of Science Fiction:
http://www.sf-encyclopedia.com/entry/cohen_jack

...and the last word goes to Rhianna Pratchett, who tweeted, "GNU Jack Cohen. Like to think that he and Dad are still swapping tortoises in the great beyond."

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NADWCON 2019 has kindly posted a link to an interesting old Pterry interview video: https://youtu.be/j4bCh_ViAKc – do have a listen!

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Department of Erm, I Think You Should Check Your Information... this quote comes from an Amazon Adviser article: "Whether you've heard of the original novel or not, you've most definitely heard of the Good Omens authors. Sir Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman have made names for themselves with many other novels, including A Series of Unfortunate Events and American Gods..." And in case you don't believe me – check https://amazonadviser.com/2019/05/22/watch-good-omens-immediately

And now, on with the show! Which is mostly about Good Omens this month...

– Annie Mac, Editor

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03) GOOD OMENS NEWS

3.1 FREE SCREENING AT THE EDINBURGH FILM FESTIVAL

By Alex Johnston for The List:

"And the heavens did open, and the angels came down, and lo, they sang with one voice, and the words they sang were: Rejoice, for the TV adaptation of Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman's Good Omens is coming very soon. And those fans who can restrain themselves from watching the entire thing in a oner are in for a treat, because the Edinburgh International Film Festival is giving a special free screening of the whole thing on Sat 29 Jun... A film of the book was in development for years, with Terry Gilliam attached at one point, but it fell through. Gaiman started work on the TV version at the request of Pratchett, who died in 2015. The series is directed by Scottish director Douglas MacKinnon (The Flying Scotsman and episodes of Outlander, Sherlock and Doctor Who) and features music by David Arnold..."

https://www.list.co.uk/article/108631-good-omens-to-have-special-free-screening-at-the-edinburgh-international-film-festival/?platform=hootsuite

"Film festival audiences will be able to see all six episodes on the big screen on Saturday June 29, with special guests expected to attend."

https://www.virginmediatelevision.ie/xpose/article/entertainment-news/289374/TV-show-Good-Omens-on-big-screen-at-Edinburgh-International-Film-Festival

3.2 NEIL HIMSELF INTERVIEWED

A new Good Omens-centric interview with Neil Gaiman, by Lidija Haas in The Guardian:

"Having made the pledge, Gaiman said when we met recently in New York, he 'knew that I couldn't just invent it, write it down and give it to somebody and go: 'OK, I'm done,' because at that point anything could happen', so he plunged in as showrunner, making all the creative calls himself and cast it partly from 'my address book'. The result is a delightful, hectic and 'ridiculously personal' confection, brimming with jokes and stars – Benedict Cumberbatch is Satan, Frances McDormand plays God – which aspires, despite its lavish Amazon budget, to 'a handmade feel'. Gaiman briefed the designers to bring him all the ideas they might assume were 'a bit too mad, but …' and gleefully embraced 'the little clunky bits': there are pointedly old school graphics and a pre-credit sequence in episode three that spans much of world history and goes on for nearly half an hour... Writing the show alone, Gaiman says, was 'really horrible', especially at those moments when he got stuck on something or 'whenever I did something clever' and Pratchett wasn't there to appreciate it...

Gaiman, craggily charismatic in black denim, thick hair artfully disarranged, English accent undimmed by years in the US, has a touch of the Crowley himself... When he and Pratchett wrote the novel in the late 80s, he recalls, 'we had to put a line in – I don't even remember if it was me or Terry but I remember us talking about it – a line about how weird it is that Armageddon is happening when everybody is getting along so well, because I don't think I'd ever in my life felt less close to Armageddon.' He notes that 'the weirdest thing is how a novel that was written literally 30 years ago feels really a lot more apt now than it did then … I mean, if I could trade, I would have a much duller world in which we had to try and convince people that an apocalypse was likely, instead of having the world that we're in, where the nuclear clock is ticking closer and closer, and where I'm going: 'Actually, as far as I can tell everybody in charge is fucking nuts.' You know, I would like sensible people and an end of history, that was fun.'..."

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/may/24/neil-gaiman-interview-good-omens

On Digital Spy, Neil Gaiman muses on Good Omens' possible "legs":

"Gaiman told Digital Spy that elements from a never-completed follow-up to the 1990 novel have found their way into the TV series. 'I wound up drawing from the planned book follow-up for this," he explained in 2018. "[Things like] expanding into heaven and hell – and we have Jon Hamm as the angel Gabriel, and Gabriel is not in the book, but he and the other angels, and a bunch of the other demons, come from all the conversations Terry Pratchett and I had about what we would do in a second book.' Does that mean, then, that all material has been exhausted and a second season is off the cards? After all, American Gods – based on one of Gaiman's solo novels – has expanded considerably on the source material..."

https://www.digitalspy.com/tv/a27529400/good-omens-season-2/

3.3 MAKING GOOD OMENS: BELOW THE BONNET

Good Omens score composer David Arnold talks about how he created the music for the series:

"In composing the score for 'Good Omens,' David Arnold asked himself, 'What would happen if Walt Disney was possessed by Satan?' That seemed appropriate for this long-awaited TV adaptation of Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett's fantasy novel about an angel (Michael Sheen) and a demon (David Tennant) teaming up to prevent Armageddon. Watch our exclusive video interview with Arnold above. That initial concept came from a scene where Tennant tries to get the young Antichrist to fall asleep. 'He does it by singing him very sweetly a song about [how] when the world is destroyed, he'll be in charge of it and humanity will be wrought of blood and guts,' Arnold explains. It was 'the opposite of what you would sing to a child in that situation,' but he wrote it as if it were 'the sort of thing that Mary Poppins sang to the kids.' From that tiny piece of music, Arnold conceived of an entire score built around those contradictions. 'Whenever there is anything nice and sweet in this score,' he says, there is 'something alongside it which is bad and dark, and twisted and perverse, and evil and funny and wicked, and vice versa.' This theme was 'born of the two characters, even though they don't have one theme each.' They share common music because, 'to a greater extent, they share similar characteristics.'..."

https://www.goldderby.com/article/2019/david-arnold-good-omens-score-composer-interview-amazon-news/

...and you can download the Good Omens theme music here:
https://www.filmmusicsite.com/en/soundtracks.cgi?id=73549

More on the music of Good Omens – an in-depth look at the processes and inspirations, by Adam Sherwin on iNews:

"Staff have reported seeing a ghostly female figure at an upstairs window and there is one corner of the studio where none of the expensive hardware works. It's a suitably ominous backdrop to one of the most hotly-anticipated series of 2019... Arnold, who has written the soundtracks to five James Bond films, blockbuster movies like Godzilla and television series like Sherlock, has the daunting task of producing a coherent musical theme for a TV spectacle which criss-crosses continents and eras. 'The story is labyrinthine and the cast is so massive, the trick is to find something which pulls it all together,' says a somewhat frazzled Arnold, who has barely seen daylight after six weeks in the studio. A soundtrack which careens from devilish heavy metal to spaghetti western and traditional English lute music in the space of a minute, was a challenge. 'It's almost three and a half hours of new music. Often composers re-use music in episodic TV to display something about a character but this never stops moving. We're doing seven-day weeks, working 15 hours a day with the musicians. At this point, we don't exist outside of Good Omens.'... There is one touchstone for the score, however: Queen's theatrical glam-rock. 'It began as a joke between me and Terry which was never intended for publication,' Gaiman said. 'Terry used to joke that you can never remember buying Queen's Greatest Hits. But if you leave any cassette in your car long enough, it turns into Queen's Greatest Hits. I put Crowley listening to 'Bohemian Rhapsody' in his Bentley into the novel.' Mackinnon added: 'We're all super-fans and the wonderful Queen have given us permission to use 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and other songs in the score, which is just a joy.'..."

https://inews.co.uk/news/good-omens-creating-the-soundtrack-to-heaven-and-hell-with-a-little-help-from-queen/

...and Good Omens make-up and hair designer Anne Oldham reveals her inspirations:

"Anne Oldham admits she wasn't 'aware' of Neil Gamon[sic] and Terry Pratchett's best-selling fantasy novel 'Good Omens' before signing on to design the makeup and hairstyles for the TV adaptation. In fact, this limited series about an angel (Michael Sheen) and a demon (David Tennant) trying to prevent Armageddon was 'very different from anything I'd done before, so I was really flattered that they'd offered it to me.'...

https://www.goldderby.com/article/2019/anne-oldham-good-omens-makeup-hair-amazon-prime-news/

The above page includes a short video interview with Oldham: https://youtu.be/YZgIWA_8qqk

3.4 A VERY OMEN-OUS BOOKSHOP

If you're fortunate enough to be in London next month, you can visit Aziraphale's bookshop! By Andrea Smith on Lonely Planet:

"The facade of an immersive experience and exhibition... In celebration of its launch on premium subscription streaming service, Amazon Prime Video, on 31 May, an immersive experience and exhibition will open to the public in London. The house will be disguised as a Soho bookshop, A.Z. Fell and Co., the infamous bookshop at the heart of the novel, Good Omens. Taking over a five-floor Victorian townhouse in the heart of Soho, the event will immerse fans in the weird and wonderful world of Good Omens. The free-to-enter experience will be set in the house on Greek Street, which will be disguised as a Soho bookshop, A.Z. Fell and Co., the infamous shop at the heart of the bestselling novel. Modelled on Sheen's character Aziraphale's run-down bookshop hideout, the unassuming facade might well be overlooked by those not in the know, although the show's 1934 Bentley Derby Coupe parked outside may provide a hint...

"A rich array of props and costumes from the show will be on display. The experience will be open to the public on 1 and 2 June at 19 Greek Street, and entry to the exhibition elements will be through walk-ins. The Escape Room experience, which lasts approx 30 minutes, will be ticketed through EventBrite, and tickets are available to book here: (_https://az-fell-and-co-bookshop666.eventbrite.com/_). The experience will include an escape room, immersive performance and interactive sets..."

https://www.lonelyplanet.com/news/2019/05/21/good-omens-secret-experience-london/

3.5 WHY CROWLEY IS GINGER

Here's the explanation, by Flora Carr in the Radio Times:

"In Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett's original novel, the fast-living demon – originally the snake who tempted Eve in the Garden of Eden – has 'dark hair' (in addition to snakeskin shoes and a pristine 1926 Bentley). However, fans were surprised when the first pictures of Tennant in costume were revealed, showing the former Doctor Who star with long ginger locks. Revealing how the make-up and costume department originally conceived his Good Omens look, Tennant said: 'It wasn't in the book, but red seemed quite appealing as he's from the flames. There's also a part of me as an actor who likes to transform.' In the present day, Crowley has a short hairstyle, but during flashbacks we see Crowley sport various haircuts, which Tennant admits was helpful during filming, both in terms of characterisation and figuring out the show's time-jumping plot. 'We talked about whether having it long might make him look like a rocker, rather than of the moment,' Tennant said in an interview for the show's accompanying book, The Nice and Accurate Good Omens TV Companion. 'Eventually we settled on a nice, short funky red cut. Then we see him moving through time with different lengths and styles. When I was reading through the script, just plotting through what happens when was quite tricky, and so it works as a marker. And I felt that Crowley would do that in a way that perhaps Aziraphale [played by Michael Sheen] wouldn't as he's more steady through the centuries. So that shows how a conversation about appearance sparks a few ideas that feed back into the character, and you end up dyeing your hair red for five months! Still, it meant I wasn't wearing a wig every day, and all credit to Neil [Gaiman] who has lived with this but was still able to say, 'Yeah, long red! That's a great idea!'..."

https://www.radiotimes.com/news/2019-05-14/david-tennant-good-omens-crowley-red-ginger-hair/

3.6 HOW GOOD OMENS TRAVELLED THE WORLD

Here be a fascinating look into the "trajectory" of Good Omens from when it was first published, thanks to the preserved information in the Colin Smythe Terry Pratchett Archive!

By Dr Karen Attar, curator of rare books and university art at Senate House Library:

"When Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman produced their first collaborative work, Good Omens, in 1990, it met with instant critical, as well as popular, success. Reviews, collected helpfully in the Colin Smythe Terry Pratchett Archive at the University of London's Senate House Library, consistently say how funny the book is, and frequently compare it with Douglas Adams's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy for 'the same touch of skewed British humour' (Times Record News, 21–22 October 1990). 'There should be a warning on this book against reading it in public, as serious embarrassment may be incurred from laughing too much', wrote Keith Bell in the Belfast Telegraph (17 November 1994). Nik [sic] Morton in Auguries stated more explicitly, 'Extremely funny throughout, not just in patches and with numerous amusing footnotes.' Praise reaches its pinnacle in an unattributed review in What's On. 'Almost every new novel from Terry Pratchett is acclaimed as the greatest yet, but in this case that claim is justified.' The only more analytical review present is John Clute's in Interzone (July 1990), which can hardly be considered negative: 'It is not, in other words, a comedy. But is it any good? Yes and no and yes. It is very funny indeed (yes), though bedevilled throughout by neurotic nudgings of narrative focus and galumphing tonal shifts (no), and in the end it shines through (yes). It is a very strange book indeed; perhaps all genuine collaborations are.' He continues by praising the collaboration: 'Who conceived or wrote what in this book it would be foolish to guess.'

"Even in the US, there was a sense that not all the humour came across in translation. One needs to know Britain and to appreciate British self-deprecation to appreciate some topographical explanations... To offset the specifically British references and humour which might not be comprehensible elsewhere, the English version first published by Gollancz was revised for the edition published in New York for the American audience. Other twists appealed to speakers of languages other than English. For example, the surname of the witch, 'Agnes Nutter', becomes 'Agnes Spinner' in German and 'Agnès Barge' in French. With such alterations, the book certainly travelled. Editions in the Colin Smythe Terry Pratchett Archive include translations into Chinese, Japanese and Hebrew as well as a range of northern, western and eastern European languages. The collection continues to grow, with audio versions and with a translation into Taiwan expected to arrive. Most translations follow the American text; only the German follows the English. Even the names of the authors do not appear uniformly. By agreement, American editions are attributed to 'Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett', while in England and elsewhere Pratchett's name precedes Gaiman's..."

https://talkinghumanities.blogs.sas.ac.uk/2019/05/23/multifaceted-good-omens-exploring-the-colin-smythe-terry-pratchett-archive/

3.7 GOOD OMENS PRE-BROADCAST REVIEWS

Selected critics were shows the first episode (or more) of the forthcoming Good Omens miniseries. Here are some reactions...

By Jack Shepherd for The Independent:

"Gaiman holds nothing back, bringing his and Pratchett's wonderfully obscure imaginations to the screen. He made a promise to Pratchett, before the author's death in 2015, that he would make this adaptation happen, and he has fulfilled that promise admirably. Along with evil nuns, antichrists, angels and demons, the opening episode also features scenes in heaven, hell and St James's Park – which God informs us is a favourite location for British intelligence officers to meet undercover. Sheen and Tennant anchor the episode as the central duo, and make for extremely entertaining company. Tennant's portrayal of the reluctantly evil, sunglass-wearing demon is reminiscent of Bill Nighy in Love Actually: a swaggering, eccentric, borderline drunk performance that's carefree. Sheen counters the bravado as the awkward angel, whose face often folds into itself whenever the conversation turns sour. Both actors fully commit to their roles, gamely wearing multiple silly costumes. Some of the wigs and visual effects may slip into uncanny valley territory at times, but director Douglas Mackinnon (Doctor Who) presents this as a stylistic choice..."

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/reviews/good-omens-review-episode-1-terry-pratchett-neil-gaiman-david-tennant-michael-sheen-a8920571.html

A typically American culture-puzzled review by Daniel D'Addario for the Chicago Tribune

"Onscreen, this pairing – between a saintly being played by Michael Sheen and a fallen angel played by David Tennant, both seeking to save the world for their own reasons – is the best part of the new 'Good Omens' limited series. But it's not enough: This six-hour journey towards the end of time comes to feel grindingly slow by the end, more anticlimax than fight for Earth's future... The pair's banter can be frustratingly stale – Crowley rejects being called 'nice,' which he calls (wait for it) 'a four-letter word' – or have one beat too many, as when Aziraphale meets a fellow divine creature whom he knew centuries before. 'Yes! Sodom and Gomorrah. You were doing a lot of… smiting people. And turning them into salt.' (The point is made four words in; as is so often the case in this show, what follows is just showing off.) But their partnership, which Crowley openly acknowledges as a vexed but real friendship and which Aziraphale can't acknowledge as more than a working relationship, drives the show forward. It's not a road without obstacles, though: The plot, here, is a mire..."

https://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/tv/ct-ent-good-omens-review-20190520-story.html

By Josh Bell on CBR:

"It's impossible to say how the version of Good Omens that arrives May 31 on Amazon compares to the feature Terry Gilliam planned to direct, or the series that Terry Jones had been co-writing. But this take on the material, scripted entirely by Gaiman and directed by TV veteran Douglas Mackinnon, lacks the anarchic spirit a visionary like Gilliam might have brought to the material. It's entertaining, although stretched a bit thin over six hour-long episodes, and it features two appealing and funny lead performances from Michael Sheen and David Tennant. The overall effect is a little underwhelming, but there are plenty of clever, fun moments along the way... The mix of lowbrow humor (a wacky misunderstanding!) and supernatural intrigue is the story's defining trait, but it's also a tricky balance to maintain, and the series sometimes lurches awkwardly from one to the other..."

https://www.cbr.com/review-good-omens-tv/

By Chris Ludovici on The Spool:

"If you're one of those people who find stories about the End Times stressful or upsetting, don't worry, Good Omens is neither. It's funny and charming and very human... The show has some pacing issues, it spends half of the episodes setting the table for the other half, and there's a lot to set up. And it's not always as funny as it wants to be, it sometimes confuses 'quirky' with 'interesting', and teeters on the brink of cleverness. While the show does find a rhythm and catch fire (literally at times, there's a lot of fire) in the second half, the first half is at times laborious as they set up more than a dozen characters and their various backstories and motivations... in each other Aziraphale and Crowley find someone as enchanted by humanity and its foibles as they are. Which brings us back to love. Love, in all its forms, is at the heart of the show, it drives the majority of characters and has the best chance of redeeming humanity in the face of Armageddon (no spoilers if it works out or not). And it's what Aziraphale and Crowley have for the Earth, humanity, and one another. Is that love romantic? Maybe. Could be. The show, adapted by Gaiman, dives more deeply into their relationship than the book did and in so doing gives it more of a solid footing..."

https://thespool.net/tv/2019/05/good-omens-review/

By Akhil Arora for Gadgets360 says "Terry Pratchett Convinced Neil Gaiman to Bring This to the Screen and We're All Better for It":

"With Gaiman at the helm, there's a whimsical charm to Good Omens, which blends eccentric humour that takes pot-shots at everything from religion to Hollywood, historical fantasy and sci-fi happenings that span the Roman Empire and nuclear power plants, and adolescent drama. Most of the jokes are delivered by way of Crowley and Aziraphale's conversations, including jabs at Jeffrey Archer's books, The Sound of Music, and the Reign of Terror in 18th-century France. Some are literal, with the book's running gag about Queen turning into Queen songs playing in the background here. Other jabs are much sillier, about investing in Apple stocks in the 1980s and not buying Betamax in the 1970s. The humour on Good Omens does require you to know your history and pop culture, lest you might miss some one-liners. Others still are delivered with the help of Good Omens' narrator, the voice of God: Frances McDormand, in this case. Many of her lines are verbatim from the book... Sure, it's fun to see Tennant and Sheen dress up in various period-fitting costumes and get in a joke or two that poke fun at religious absurdities, historical figures, or the Nazis. Good Omens does well to mine the 'divine plan' narrative, in that God's workings are 'ineffable', as it gets in several pointed remarks about the great flood and the reason for Christ's death. It also takes aim at Shakespeare's writings and the English-French rivalry. But these asides, worth half an episode of a six-part miniseries, don't much serve a bigger purpose than 'Crowley and Aziraphale have been around forever and share something that might be a little more than friendship.' The scenes would be much more meaningful if parallels were drawn with contemporary events of the main storyline..."

https://gadgets.ndtv.com/entertainment/reviews/good-omens-review-imdb-book-tv-series-trailer-release-date-cast-amazon-prime-video-2039864

By Samantha Nelson on The Verge:

An extended pre-credits sequence in one episode of Amazon's Good Omens displays the best part of the six-episode miniseries based on the book of the same name by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. The segment traces the 6,000-year relationship between prissy angel Aziraphale (Michael Sheen of The Queen and Frost/Nixon) and swaggering demon Crowley (Doctor Who star David Tennant), who have known each other since the Garden of Eden was a going concern. That sequence also exposes Good Omens' greatest weakness. The scenes are joyous when Crowley and Aziraphale are sparring, commiserating, or teaming up to stop the apocalypse their bosses have been waiting for since the dawn of humanity. Scenes with just one of them still tend to be strong, particularly as Crowley gleefully outsmarts everyone around him. But when neither of them are on-screen, Good Omens grinds to a halt. The supporting cast members are necessary to move the plot forward or provide needed exposition about the series' complicated mythology. But no one else has enough development or agency to make their scenes feel worthwhile unless they're playing off one of the protagonists... The film's antagonists feel similarly flat. War (Mireille Enos of The Killing) and Famine (The Originals' Yusuf Gatewood) both get thrilling introductions showing how the Horsemen of the Apocalypse can cause misery in the modern day. Similar development would have been a huge boon to Pollution (Lourdes Faberes), who is mostly distinguished by looking a lot like the Captain Planet villain Dr. Blight, and Death (Brian Cox of Succession and X2) who seems to have just walked off a production of A Christmas Carol. But it doesn't really matter, because the Horsemen's entire plot ends in a dull climax that's meant to be a big moment for Adam's friends, but doesn't feel earned..."

https://www.theverge.com/2019/5/22/18635845/good-omens-review-amazon-studios-michael-sheen-david-tennant-neil-gaiman-terry-pratchett

By Jay McClenahan on So Many Shows:

"Dogma meets Monty Python? I had visions of Buddy Christ and Holy Grails when I started to screen this show. There's a lot of silliness and oddity throughout. Satanic nuns bumbling a baby's delivery? Yep, it's in there. How about a witch or the 'Four Horsemen'? They're in there too. What about a witch-finder army? Did you even know those exist? Well, they do! Let's not forget the voice of God (Frances McDormand) either. An imposing character just from helpful narration – She assists in bringing the story to life. Things don't always go according to plan for all the various characters in the series and some of their own internal conflicts show off the fun nature of the show. Be prepared to do quite a bit of laughing – and buckle your seatbelts – Crowley is a TERRIBLE driver... David Tennant and Michael Sheen are exceptional. Their overall delivery and their banter is top-notch and you can't help but be entertained with this unlikely duo. Potential low points: The story is a little slow. Supporting cast isn't nearly as exciting or involved as our main antagonists – and while we need them for the story, there are times you're just waiting for more..."

https://somanyshows.com/good-omens-review-at-least-theres-david-tennant-and-michael-sheen

By Liz Baessler on Film School Rejects:

"Good Omens feels much more like a 'true' adaptation. It's very silly, it's very light, and it's very… English. It also stays remarkably close to the book. Given that the bulk of the story takes place over a single week, and all of it has been carefully and accurately foretold in a book of prophecy, it probably makes sense not to stray too far. But that faithfulness sometimes works against the show, as it breezes through elements that are clear in the book with perhaps too light a touch, relying on the merits of an idea to carry a scene that could really benefit from a few more narrative touchstones. Having read the novel, I knew why Death was playing a trivia arcade game and Tibetans were suddenly appearing in tunnels under England, but I'd be curious to know how much someone unfamiliar with the story took in. The only place where the show deviates especially far from the book is in its treatment of Aziraphale and Crowley, an angel and a demon who've been living on earth since the beginning and have gone a little bit native… so much so as to actually become good friends. And in a complete upset of the usual book reader's lament, I can say this departure from the novel is the very best part of the adaptation. Crowley and Aziraphale (David Tennant and Michael Sheen, respectively) are critical players in the book, it's true, but in the miniseries, they are the stars. We see the chronicles of their interactions throughout millennia and focus more on their present relationship and general botching of Armageddon. Jon Hamm is a lovely addition as a disarmingly cruel Archangel Gabriel with a perpetual rictus and dead, purple eyes, but it's hard not to see him as an excuse to give Sheen's angel more opportunities for screen time. In fact, the whole rest of the series, while humorously, carefully, and faithfully done, lumbers on a bit. The who's who of comedians gets a little too unwieldy, and the dialogue a bit too contrived, and you find yourself counting down the minutes until Tennant and Sheen come back. And when they do, it's magic..."

https://filmschoolrejects.com/good-omens-review/

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04) ODDS AND SODS

4.1 THE MERCH CORNER

All from the Discworld Emporium, which is not only far more moral than Amazon[1] but also is the Ankh-Morpork Consulate and therefore completely worth supporting...

* Good Omens: the Nice and Accurate TV Companion!

"The 'Nice and Accurate' guide to 2019's apocalyptic screen adaptation of Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman's literary collaboration! This lavish companion to Amazon Prime Video and BBC's televisual extravaganza this ultimate screen companion! Explore Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman's book, Good Omens, as brought to life by a stellar cast including David Tennant, Michael Sheen, Miranda Richardson, Josie Lawrence, Jon Hamm and Jack Whitehall. Join the incredible cast and crew for a feast of interviews and insights into costume design, character profiles and production with photographs and illustrations galore!

"The groundbreaking TV series sees Pratchett and Gaiman's angel and demon double-act Aziraphale and Crowley – played by Sheen and Tennant respectively try to end the end of the world, which is scheduled to happen on a Saturday, just after tea... Featuring incredible photographs, stunning location shots, costume boards, set designs and fascinating character profiles and in-depth interviews with the stars and crew, this behind-the-scenes look into the making of Good Omens is an absolute must for fans old and new - and will shatter coffee tables around the world."

Each Nice and Accurate TV Companion is priced at £25. For more information, and to order, go to:

https://www.discworldemporium.com/other-pratchett-works/540-good-omens-the-nice-and-accurate-tv-companion

* The Quite Nice and Fairly Accurate Good Omens Script Book!

"Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman's cult collaboration, reinvented for screen! Gaiman's original shooting scripts for Amazon and the BBC's apocalyptic adaptation are presented in a handsome hardback, featuring a revelatory introduction from Neil himself and unseen, er, scenes! Written for Amazon and BBC's TV adaptation, Neil Gaiman's reinvention of his and Terry Pratchett's cult literary collaboration brings Good Omens to life on screen with help from a cast of stars including David Tennant, Michael Sheen, Miranda Richardson, Josie Lawrence, Jon Hamm and Jack Whitehall. Features an introductory essay detailing Gaiman's experience of reinventing his and Pratchett's literary masterpiece for screen."

Each Good Omens Script Book is priced at £20. For more information, and to order, go to:

https://www.discworldemporium.com/other-pratchett-works/539-the-quite-nice-and-fairly-accurate-good-omens-script-book

* The Illustrated Good Omens!

"This new illustrated version of Pratchett and Gaiman's cult book has been overhauled to eradicate typos and errors from previous editions, making this the truly 'Nice' and certainly 'Accurate' Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, as wholeheartedly approved by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett's estate. Artist Paul Kidby provides truly divine illustrations including twelve full colour artworks and line drawings to accompany Terry and Neil's apocalyptic tale.

Each Illustrated Good Omens is priced at £30. For more information, and to order, go to:

https://www.discworldemporium.com/other-pratchett-works/541-the-illustrated-good-omens

* The telly tie-in paperback!

"A special paperback edition of Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman's apocalyptic cult novel Good Omens, created to tie in with Amazon Prime and BBC's major television adaptation for 2019 starring David Tennant, Michael Sheen, John Hamm and Frances McDormand! This special paperback edition of Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman's cult book features cover photography from BBC and Amazon Prime's small screen production."

Each tie-in paperback of Good Omens is price at £8.99. For more information, and to order, go to:

https://www.discworldemporium.com/other-pratchett-works/538-good-omens-tv-tie-in-edition

For additional Good Omens releases, go to:
https://www.discworldemporium.com/55-good-omens-at-the-discworld-emporium

[1] Not a difficult achievement; there are probably nonsentient 3.5-thousand-million-year-old rocks deep beneath your feet with a greater moral sense – Ed.

Editor's note: remember, you can also source the (very!) special editions (Slipcase, Occult, Ineffable and Celestial) from:
http://goodomensillustrated.com/

4.2 ALZHEIMER'S NEWS

From [a BBC report:

"Millions of elderly people have a form of dementia that has been misdiagnosed as Alzheimer's disease, according to researchers. One expert called it the most important dementia finding in years. The condition, limbic-predominant age-related TDP-43 encephalopathy, or Late, shares similar symptoms to Alzheimer's, but it is a distinct disease, the journal Brain reports. It may partly explain why finding a dementia cure has failed so far. Dementia is not a single disease, but is the name for a group of symptoms that include problems with memory and thinking. There are lots of different types of dementia and Alzheimer's is said to be the most common and most researched. But up to a third of Alzheimer's in elderly people may instead be Late, says the international team of researchers, although both dementias can co-exist. Late appears to affect the "oldest old" – people over 80 – according to the work that looked at evidence from thousands of post-mortem results. One in five in this age group has it, meaning the public health impact of the disease will be large, say the researchers. Unlike Alzheimer's, it tends to cause a more gradual decline in memory, they believe. Currently, there is no specific single test for dementia. Signs of it can sometimes be seen in the brain after death. Late appears to be linked to the accumulation of a certain protein, TDP-43, in the brain, while Alzheimer's is linked to two other brain proteins – amyloid and tau.

"Scientists have been striving to find a cure for dementia, but with so many different types and causes of the disease, the goal has proved difficult. Trials of drugs to reduce proteins in the brain that were thought to cause Alzheimer's have failed. There have been no effective new treatments and some pharmaceutical companies have dropped out of the dementia drug race. Having a better understanding of Late might lead to the discovery of new treatments, say the researchers. They have written guidelines to help increase awareness and advance research into the newly defined disease..."

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-48092570

4.3 OM ON ROUNDWORLD?

Did you know... that Om has been found on Roundworld? Debunking champions Snopes posted photographs of an interestingly patterned turtle (possibly a tortoise, but your Editor is no chelonianist and apparently in the terms are interchangeable in American English vernacular), and even name-checked: "It's unclear if this turtle's markings are supposed to indicate that the creature IS god, was created by God, or somehow escaped the pages of Terry Pratchett's Discworld series..."

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/god-turtle-image/

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05) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS

Editor's note: as Wossname normally only comes out once every month, do check the Wossname blog for information on plays that might fall between issue dates! Go to https://wossname.dreamwidth.org/ for interim updates.

* MEN AT ARMS IN CHESHAM (JUNE)

Chesham Bois Catholic Players are back with another Discworld play: Men at Arms! "There is romance, laughter, terror and a good police story all interwoven into one delightful tale."

When: 1st, 7th and 8th June 2019
Venue: Little Theatre by the Park, Church Street, Chesham, Bucks HP5 1HR
Time: 7.30pm on 1st and 8th June, 8pm on 7th June
Tickets: £12 (concessions £10), available from www.ticketsource.co.uk/cbcplayers

www.littletheatrechesham.co.uk
www.cbcplayers.co.uk
https://twitter.com/CBCPlayers

* WYRD SISTERS IN HAMPSHIRE (JULY)

Dynamo Youth Theatre will be staging their first Discworld play, production of Wyrd Sisters, in July!

When: Wed 10th to Sat 13th July 2019
Venue: The Pallant Centre, The Pallant, Havant, Hants PO9 1BE
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: £10 and £12, available from http://www.dynamoyouththeatre.com/

http://www.dyt.org.uk/
http://stfaith.com/the-pallant-centre/

* MEN AT ARMS IN CARDIFF (AUGUST)

Peculiar Productions continue the Cardiff tradition of fine Discworld plays with a new production of Men at Arms! "The City Watch needs men! And women, of course. Not to mention dwarfs, trolls, gargoyles, and whatever Nobby Nobbs actually is. Commander Vimes needs to make sure they can all get along, and fast – because no-one else can stop a deadly secret that stalks the streets…"

When: 21st–24th August 2019,
Venue: The Gate Arts Centre, Cardiff
Time: 7pm all shows
Tickets: £9 (concessions £7), now available online via https://peculiarproductions.co.uk/tickets/

"Proceeds from this performance will go to Nerve Tumours UK."

https://peculiarproductions.co.uk/

And later this year...

* MASKERADE IN BRISBANE (SEPTEMBER)

Brisbane Arts Theatre continue their justified love affair with Discworld plays with a new production of Maskerade!

When: 14th September–12th October 2019 (Thursdays through Sundays)
Venue: Brisbane Arts Theatre, 210 Petrie Terrace, Petrie Terrace, QLD 4000
Time: all Thursday shows 7.30pm, all Friday and Saturday shows 8pm, all Sunday shows 6.30pm
Tickets: $23–34, available online at https://bit.ly/2IOWLdw or via the box office (phone (07) 3369 2344)

https://www.artstheatre.com.au/maskerade

* MASKERADE IN ELTHAM[1] (OCTOBER)

Eldorado Musical Productions will be staging their production of Maskerade in October!

When: 9th–12th October 2019
Venue: Bob Hope Theatre, Wythfield Road, Eltham SE9 5TG (box office phone 0208 850 3702)
Time: 7.45pm all evening shows; matinee at 2.30pm on the 12th
Tickets: £15 (£13 on opening night), not yet available but will be via https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/bob-hope-theatre and from the Box Office which is open Tuesdays through Saturdays 10am–1pm.

http://www.eldoradomusicalproductions.co.uk/maskerade/4594338795

[1] Note for Fourecksians: that's Eltham in Greater London, not the one in Melbourne – Ed.

* GOING POSTAL IN EMERALD, FOURECKS (OCTOBER)

The Gemco Players will present their production of Going Postal in October! "Moist von Lipwig was a con artist, a fraud and a man faced with a life choice: be hanged, or put Ankh-Morpork's ailing postal service back on its feet. It was a tough decision. With the help of a golem who has been at the bottom of hole in the ground for over two hundred years, a pin fanatic and Junior Postman Groat, he's got to see that the mail gets through. In taking on the evil chairman of the Grand Trunk Semaphore Company, and a midnight killer, he's also got to stay alive. Getting a date with Adora Bell Dearheart would be nice, too. In the mad world of the mail, can a criminal succeed where honest men have failed and died? Perhaps there's a shot at redemption for man who's prepared to push the envelope..."

Note: there will be a play reading on 25th June, and auditions on 30th June at 2–5pm and 2nd July at 7–10pm. Visit the webpage (below) for details.
June 25, 7-10pm

When: 11th–26th October 2019 (Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays only)
Venue: Gem Community Arts Centre, 19 Kilvington Drive, Emerald, VIC 3782
Time: all Friday and Saturday shows 8pm; Sunday matinees 2pm
Tickets: prices TBA. Tickets will be available online via https://www.trybooking.com/BAGWG from 9pm on 11th August

https://gemco-players.squarespace.com/whatson/2018/12/5/going-postal

* JOHNNY AND THE DEAD IN LEEDS (NOVEMBER)

Leeds Children's Theatre will be presenting their production of Johnny and the Dead in November! "Sell the cemetery? Over their dead bodies ... Not many people can see the dead (not many would want to). Twelve-year-old Johnny Maxwell can. And he's got bad news for them: the council want to sell the cemetery as a building site, but they'd better watch out - the dead have learnt a thing or two from Johnny. They're not going to take it lying down ...especially since it's Halloween tomorrow. Besides, they're beginning to find that life is a lot more fun than it was when they were ... well ... alive. ​Particularly if they break a few rules."

When: 6th–9th November 2019
Venue: Carriageworks Theatre main auditorium, Millennium Square, Leeds LS2 3AD
Time: evening shows 7pm (Wednesday through Friday), Saturday matinee 1pm and afternoon show 5.30pm
Tickets: adults £14.50, concessions £12.50, under-16s £10.50, family £46, available from the Box Office (phone 0113 376 0318; address Leeds Town Hall, The Headroom, LS1 3AD, open 10am–6pm Monday to Saturday), or by by email (boxoffice@leeds.gov.uk), or online via the theatre's website, although their calendar doesn't yet stretch to November: https://www.carriageworkstheatre.co.uk/plan-your-visit/how-to-book-tickets/

"The Box Office will charge a fee for postage if you wish to have your tickets mailed out. Family Tickets, restricted view seats and special offers are rarely sold online and should be purchased over the phone or in person."

www.leeds-childrens-theatre.co.uk

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06) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS

The Broken Drummers, "London's Premier Unofficially Official Discworld Group" (motto "Nil percussio est"), will next meet on Monday 3rd June, at 7pm at The Monkey Puzzle, 30 Southwick Street, London W2 1JQ.

The Drummers are also planning a visit to Kew Gardens on Saturday 8th June, all welcome, to meet at noon outside the main entrance to Kew Gardens Station.

The Drummers' May meet report, as posted by Grace Speaker on Facebook: "Although it is our wont to sit outside for our May afternoon meets, the weather was inconsiderately chilly, so we sat indoors at our normal tables and a number of Drummers were extremely pleased that The Puzzle had a special offer on puddings with their lunch. We caught up with tales from Wincanton from all those who had been down for the Spring Fling and listened with interest as Phil informed us that Bernard had had him in his shed for over 20 minutes. As this statement prompted some fnar fnar teasing, Phil was quick to point out that Bernard was merely teaching him how to rub his finger along the hole below his Alchemist's Balls. This explanation did not necessarily have the effect on the group he was hoping for. Photographic evidence of said hole and Balls was produced for our inspection and we all agreed that Phil did indeed have a magnificent pair. That set the tone for the rest of the meeting, so it's just as well that the Quiz was on the Seamstresses' Guild. As ever, the quiz was 'quite lively' and Alex G. won with an impressive 14 points, with Helen C. coming in second with 10½ points after getting bonus points for suggesting that the Seamstresses' Guild really should have been located on Petticoat Lane rather than Sheer Street, and that if she was in Monstrous Regiment her character name would be General Smuttiness. Our chatter ranged far and wide, starting with the forthcoming TV series of Good Omens and the wonderful singing talents of the sinfully satanic sisters of The Chattering Order of St. Beryl. As some Drummers were unfamiliar with the satanic sisters, Alex G. showed them the video of "Brand New Baby Smell" and we sang along to the chorus of 'Cheeky, cheeky, little Antichrist ...'... As everyone seemed to like Cards Against Humanity, we talked about having a Drummers game – but maybe at a future weekend meet at Draughts (the board game café) rather than The Puzzle as we thought if might get a bit too rowdy and also too rude for The Puzzle. We also thought it would be fun if someone came up with a DW version, although there were no volunteers for this."

https://www.facebook.com/groups/55107511411/permalink/10157734768571412/

For more information, email BrokenDrummers@gmail.com or nicholls.helen@yahoo.co.uk or join their Facebook group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/55107511411/permalink/10156634038566412/

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Canberra, Australia's Discworld fan group is Drumknott's Irregulars: "The group is open to all, people from interstate and overseas are welcome, and our events will not be heavily themed. Come along to dinner for a chat and good company. We welcome people from all fandoms (and none) and we would love to see you at one of our events, even if you're just passing through. Please contact us via Facebook (_https://www.facebook.com/groups/824987924250161/_) or Google Groups (_https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/drumknotts-irregulars_) or join us at our next event."

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For Facebook users in Fourecks: The Victorian Discworld Klatch is "a social group for fans of Discworld and Terry Pratchett... run by a dedicated team who meet monthly and organise events monthly." "If you'd like to join our events please ask to join the Klatch."

https://www.facebook.com/groups/VictorianDiscworldKlatch

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"The Gathering of the Loonies (Wincanton chapter)" is a public Facebook meeting group: "This group, by request of Jo in Bear will continue to be used for future unofficial (not run by the Emporium) fan Gatherings in Wincanton. Look here for information."

https://www.facebook.com/groups/373578522834654/

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The Pratchett Partisans are a fan group who meet monthly at either Brisbane or Indooroopilly to "eat, drink and chat about all things Pratchett. We hold events such as Discworld dinners, games afternoons, Discworld photo scavenger hunts. We also attend opening night at Brisbane Arts Theatre's Discworld plays." The Partisans currently have about 200 members who meet at least twice a month, usually in Brisbane.

For more info about their next meetup, join up at https://www.facebook.com/groups/pratchettpartisans/ or contact Ula directly at uwilmott@yahoo.com.au

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The City of Small Gods is a group for fans in Adelaide and South Australia: "We have an established Terry Pratchett & Discworld fan group in Adelaide called The City of Small Gods, which is open to anyone who would like to come – you don't have to live in Adelaide or even South Australia, or even be a Discworld fan, but that's mostly where our events will be held, and we do like discussing Pratchett's works. Our (semi-) regular meetings are generally held on the last Thursday of the month at a pub or restaurant in Adelaide. We have dinner at 6.30pm followed by games until 9pm. Every few months, we have a full day's worth of board games at La Scala Cafe, 169 Unley Rd, Unley in the function room starting at 10am. In addition, we will occasionally have other events to go and see plays by Unseen Theatre Company, book discussions, craft, chain maille or costuming workshops or other fun social activities."

The next CoSG events will be the monthly dinner (at the Seven Stars Hotel) on 30th May.

The CoSG also have another identity. Here's the skinny:

Round World Events SA Inc is a not-for-profit incorporated association whose aim is to run fun social Pratchett-themed events for people in South Australia. Our first major event was the Unseen University Convivium held in July 2012. We have also run three successful and booked out Science Fiction and Fantasy themed quiz nights named Quiz Long And Prosper, in 2013, 2014 and 2015! The association will run some events under the City of Small Gods banner, but you do not have to be a Round World Events SA member to be part of City of Small Gods. However, we are always on the look out for new members for Round World Events SA to help us organise future events! Membership is $20 a year (for Adelaide locals) or $5 a year (for those not quite so close) and has the following benefits:

A shiny membership certificate all of your very own
Discounted entry price to some of the events we run
A warm, fuzzy feeling deep down in your chest (no, not quite that deep)
For more information, or to join as a member, please email RoundWorldEventsSA@gmail.com

www.cityofsmallgods.org.au

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The Broken Vectis Drummers meet next on Thursday 6th June (probably) from 7.30pm at The Castle pub in Newport, Isle of Wight. For more info and any queries, contact broken_vectis_drummers@yahoo.co.uk

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The Wincanton Omnian Temperance Society (WOTS) next meets on Friday 7th June (possibly) at Wincanton's famous Bear Inn from 7pm onwards. "Visitors and drop-ins are always welcome!"

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The Northern Institute of the Ankh-Morpork and District Society of Flatalists, a Pratchett fangroup, has been meeting on a regular basis since 2005. The Flatalists normally meet at The Narrowboat Pub in Victoria Street, Skipton, North Yorkshire, to discuss "all things Pratchett" as well as having quizzes and raffles. Details of future meetings are posted on the Events section of the Discworld Stamps forum:

http://www.discworldstamps.co.uk/forum/

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Sydney Drummers (formerly Drummers Downunder) meet next on Monday 3rd June (possibly) at 6.30pm in Sydney at 3 Wise Monkeys, 555 George Street, Sydney 2000. For more information, contact Sue (aka Granny Weatherwax): kenworthys@yahoo.co.uk

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The Treacle Mining Corporation, formerly known as Perth Drummers, meet next on Monday 3rd June (possibly) at Old Shanghai, 123 James Street, Northbridge, Perth, Western Australia. For details join their Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/Perth.Drummers/ – or message Alexandra Ware directly at <alexandra.ware@gmail.com>

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07) AROUND THE BLOGOSPHERE

Plenty of emphasis on Good Omens this month...

Blogger Writing the Blues Away couldn't quite get to grips with Good Omens:

"I was intrigued by the fact that this was a collaborative effort with Terry Pratchett, who I'd heard lots of good things about but never got round to reading any of his work. The show has become eagerly awaited by people across the world and the book is considered a cult classic, so I went in with high expectations. Unfortunately, those expectations for me weren't quite met... The characters of Aziraphale and Crowley were my favourite part about this book as they are so clearly developed and have extreme personalities, working so well together despite their differences. Aziraphale is more anxious and concerned about doing the right thing, whereas Crowley is sarcastic with a mean streak, though this is threatened by his need to stop the end of the world. They are unlikely friends, though they would not admit this. I also liked Adam, the Antichrist, a young boy who quite innocently spends time with his group of friends unaware of who he really is. Their conversations were exactly what conversations between children are like, and it was nice to see that difference between the older characters and them... Speaking of the dialogue, I really liked the literary device of dialectal speech when certain characters would talk. It can be confusing at times trying to work out what they're trying to say, but often it makes it easier for me to imagine their accent and the way they would speak, similar to Hagrid in Harry Potter for example. It gave a better voice and personality to the characters... However, the writing structure and the plot was something I struggled with. Within each chapter there would be a lot of chapter breaks which would switch between different characters. Switching between characters isn't necessarily a bad thing and I was happy to see the various perspectives, but there were way too many and it happened too often. A lot of the time there would be a chapter break, it would have a single paragraph or even a sentence from another character, then it would switch back. I really didn't see much of a point in this... Overall, I was quite disappointed after looking forward to reading it and expecting big things, which is an issue I often have with hyped up books or films. I just think it wasn't the right writing style for me and it is very particular in who would enjoy it, though I do appreciate both authors' writing talent..."

https://writingthebluesaway.wordpress.com/2019/05/24/a-review-of-good-omens/

Blogger Arathi Unni's reactions were more positive:

"This book is a riot and one that I enjoyed. The story starts with the angel Azipharale[sic] and the demon Crowley prepping for the birth of the antichrist. Eleven years later, hell breaks loose, or rather, the earth breaks loose. There are multiple characters and plots that stem to grow in the course of the book but tied together by the same thread of eventuality. In spite of numerous storylines and characters, the writer duo have done a brilliant job of developing all these stories well and with equal intrigue. Whether it's the angel-demon dynamics or the very ET-ish plot of Adam's gang (Them) or the geeky streak of Anathema or even the interesting integration of urban legends and biblical theories, Gaiman & Pratchett have spun all sides of the book in literary and dramatic unison. There aren't many cliffhangers in the book, but there are moments of silent and effective curtain-raisers. However, what drives the tempo is the actual pace of the book and the way characters and plots seamlessly travel from one place to another. The context is dark, but the flow is nothing short of a Tarantino ride. The writing style of the two gentlemen is quick yet descriptive, sprinkled with generous amounts of humour. There is a nerdy boyish charm to the language in the book and the way the people & theories are crafted, which adds a certain texture to the entire experience reading this book..."

https://arathiunni.wordpress.com/2019/05/16/book-review-good-omen-by-neil-gaiman-and-terry-pratchett/

...and blogger Paul's:

I miss Terry Pratchett. I mean I didn't know him, but I miss him in that there will be no more Discworld books. And Neil Gaiman, he's not bad, it's just that, well, he's not Terry Pratchett. I've read all of the Discworld books, but can't quite bring myself to read the Tiffany Aching ones, partly because I'm not sure they are as funny, and partly because of what happens in the last one. But, there's a TV series coming of Good Omens, and Terry Pratchett and someone else is still half Terry Pratchett. And he was definitely in this, you could tell his hilarious cynicism and humour and his Death, although more of a pre-cursor than one of the more human Discworld characters. Pratchett and Gaiman definitely compliment each other. There were times when I laughed out loud and the story rolls along in Pratchett style, barely a breath from the beginning to the end. But it was strange reading a story set in the real world, for some reason I just couldn't quite get used to it, maybe that's just me being set in my ways..."

https://astrangekindofpeace.wordpress.com/2019/05/12/good-omens-terry-pratchett-neil-gaiman/

...and blogger Beas Chatteraj's:

"This book managed to elicit quite a few fits of giggles from me. Good Omens is a truly funny book but don't for a second think that it is shallow or a light read. Every page will make you think, it will make you stop to ponder upon the base on which humankind is built. It is a book about the apocalypse, the Antichrist, angels, demons, witches and everything supernatural- but in a fun grounded matter-of-fact way... Good Omens is not a slapstick comedy. It is a funny book about the apocalypse and the war between heaven and hell, with humanity caught in between. There is a message behind the story, of religion and its implications, of how humans have abused it for their gains and used it to justify their actions... Bits and parts of the book were too fast and confusing. Some pop cultures went over my head and I had to Google them. But the annotations were hilarious. You get to see two different styles, two very different minds working together. Neil keeps you grounded and Terry makes you fly..."

https://beasandbooks.wordpress.com/2019/04/30/good-omens-4-4-5/

...and blogger Penny Wright's:

"This book is hilarious. If you are a fan of funny, absurdist, fantastical novels such as The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, you will absolutely adore this novel... These characters are all bizarre in their own ways, but their stories weave together wonderfully. Despite the absurdity of the novel, there are bits of wisdom scattered throughout... The novel is a fun adventure and there were so many times when I caught myself laughing out loud while I was reading it at work, which isn't something that happens often. This is one of those books that I know I'll be able to read over and over again without getting tired of it..."

https://readyourselfhappy.net/2019/04/08/good-omens-by-neil-gaiman-and-terry-pratchett-a-review/

...and blogger Daughter of Ben's:

"It turns out that it was exactly the right time to read. It's funny, smart, varied. It moves apace. It has charismatic and distinctive characters. And it's an incredibly warm book. The end of the book, in this edition, features short pieces where Pratchett and Gaiman reflect on their co-author. Gaiman's mini-essay muses that 'Satire is a word that is often used to mean that there aren't any people in the fiction, and for that reason I'm uncomfortable calling Terry a satirist' (411). This line captured a feeling I had through the length of the book. Good Omens certainly includes commentary on the ways on which people treat each other, and our environment, with much less kindness than we should. And the end of the novel certainly has a 'lesson' about the dangers and mis-use of power. The novel is also critical, at moments, about religion, and includes a warning about how close we are to destroying our planet and ourselves. But these lessons and warnings come, not in the form of a bleak dystopia or in a cold cynical blast, but with humour and warmth and hope..."

https://daughterofben.wordpress.com/2019/04/20/good-omens-terry-pratchett-and-neil-gaiman-penguin-1990/

...and blogger Book Buff's Gaiman-centric review:

"It started with a man sitting on my library counter with a coffee cup in his hand, his Mr. Rogers's like sweater on and just a bit of a snark in his tone asking me what I think he thought was a basic question 'Crawly or Aziraphale?' I was getting ready for the day before the kids would scramble their way in and want to check out books. I remember looking at him and saying 'Are those real words?' with equal snark back at him. He hopped off the counter and looked at me with disdain and disappointment and said what would become a common refrain from him 'And you call yourself a librarian…. How can you have not read Good Omens?'... I am a stubborn individual. I am the type of person who if you tell me to do something, it is my nature to do the opposite. I will take the harder road just to prove I can. Mr. Snark leaving me a note to do something just made me want to do the opposite. 'Read it my ass' I thought to myself, like hell I would do what he told me to do. I let it sit on the counter for a couple of days and then misfortune happened. I forgot my book at home and didn't have anything to read at lunch. In a moment of desperation, I picked it up and the rest is history… Good Omens is one of my favorite books. It hits all the things that l love; it's clever, the characters are fantastic, and it pokes fun at how ridiculous humans can be. Thus began my relationship with Neil and Terry, and their rich catalog of writing. It was about a week later in the morning as I was prepping for the kiddos, that Mr. Snark came back. He was leaning in the door frame of the library with his stupid gray cardigan and coffee cup with his eyebrow arched, and he said 'So Crawly or Aziraphale?'..."

https://queenbookbuff.wordpress.com/2019/04/25/sarcasm-disdain-and-common-ground-of-the-ridiculous-how-i-found-neil-gaiman/

...and blogger Karl N Jacobson's:

"As I am re-reading the book on a snowy Minnesota April–ANOTHER SNOWY MINNESOTA APRIL which feels like it may as well be a sign of the end times–I read a little gem about the disappointment of growing up, and thought that it not only caught my mood tonight, but also shows us why what I would call 'apocalyptic imagination' is still alive, vital, and a major player in popular culture. We need wonder. We need awe, terror, and the tumult of confusion that comes, still, no matter how much we learn and think we know. We need perspective. And hope. And that is what Good Omens, even if in many ways it probably is bad apocalyptics, is getting at..."

https://bibpopcult.wordpress.com/2019/04/12/good-omens-like-the-last-day-its-coming/

Blogger The Idle Woman is back with her review of Feet of Clay:

"There's lots going on in this instalment, which features Ankh-Morpork society in all its rich variety, with the notable exception of the wizards up at the University (though we do meet a relative of Ridcully's, who is High Priest of Blind Io). In comparison to Maskerade, its immediate predecessor, Feet of Clay feels much more like part of a series as opposed to a standalone story. As far as I remember, this is part of a growing trend within Discworld, which increasingly moves away from riffs on particular 'contexts' (like the cinema, Ancient Egypt, The Phantom of the Opera) and towards an examination of serious themes through small groups of recurring characters – the Watch and the Witches being foremost among them. Having said that, the next book in the series is a gleeful exception to that rule, with a very particular standalone focus and – to my delight – the triumphant return of Susan Sto Helit. Prepare yourself for Hogfather and the ultimate tale of things that go bump in the night…"

https://theidlewoman.net/2019/05/13/feet-of-clay-terry-pratchett/

...and of Maskerade...:

"I first read this when I was fourteen and obsessed with the musical version of Phantom, to the point of learning the entire libretto off by heart. I adored the fact that Pratchett makes fun of the musical while, at the same time, throwing in the odd Easter egg to delight fans. Massive spoiler ahead, so you've been warned. I can still remember the thrill, at fourteen, of realising who the Ghost was and also realising why I should have known that from the start. Because it's obvious, when you think about it. Who does Walter Plinge remind you of? Frank Spencer from Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em, of course. And who played Frank Spencer? Michael Crawford. And who played the lead role in the very first Phantom of the Opera…? Yep. You've got it. Moments like that made me so happy. And I adored the fact that the Ghost, down in his subterranean den, isn't writing grand operas but strange new light entertainment of a kind no one has never written before. As one of the characters says in confusion, after being presented with these scores, who would ever want to watch an opera about cats? Basically, there are an awful lot of Andrew Lloyd Webber jokes here too, so it might be one of the best gateway Discworld books for people who don't really think they like fantasy..."

https://theidlewoman.net/2019/05/10/maskerade-terry-pratchett/

Also back, blogger Perpetually Past Due, with a rave review of Snuff:

"Being the sequel to Thud!, Snuff carries over themes and plot points into its narrative. The Summoning Dark is still present in Vimes's psyche and allows him to see in the dark as well as stay one step ahead of the murderer he pursues. However, Vimes questions the difference between himself and those criminals because he has this connection with them. He knows what he is capable due to a rough upbringing on the streets of Ankh-Morpork and struggles to keep the darkness within himself in check. However, Vimes is able to surpass his dark inklings in order to maintain law and . . . order... Snuff is a raucous ride through the countryside with political intrigue, conspiracies, hand to hand fighting, and more poo than you throw children at (you read that correctly). Pratchett's humor flows through the pages and the complex narrative and machinations of the evil aristocrats make for a compelling read with plenty of laughs..."

https://perpetuallypastdue.com/2016/09/07/snuff-review/

Blogger Nephriteon reviews the audiobook of Mort:

"So much of the appeal of Pratchett comes from mixing the unusual, the odd and the strange with the human condition. Taking things you never thought would be connected and interlinking them and just every so often letting out that pearl of wisdom. The kind of thing most people know but either don't realise or refuse to admit. When it comes to specifically the audio version however I'm unsure how to start to be completely honest with you as my readers. The unabridged audio version I'm used to is narrated by Nigel Planer. He had narration duties on most of the early Discworld audiobooks and to be fair to him he definitely does a good job with the majority of voices in most cases. For Mort specifically his Mort, Cutwell and Death are particularly well done. You can definitely believe that Mort is an overly nosy teenager who is curious about everything and how the world works. Especially when he shouldn't be. While his Death certainly seems appropriately beyond human. After all 'There's no justice. There's just me.' When it comes to female characters however like the aforementioned Princess he does seem to struggle in my personal opinion with maintaining the voice and keeping it consistent. However you can definitely tell he is giving the audio his best effort. Especially in terms of trying to match the tone of Pratchett's original novel. My main criticism however isn't the fault of either Pratchett or Planer but the audiobook's publisher. From the information I was able to find online this recording comes from 2001 courtesy of Isis Audiobooks. I'm not sure if it is some kind of error in the original master recording or if they lost the original recording but the version commonly available sounds very muffled at points. Muffled or echoey. The way I described it to a friend of mine was as though they had taken a recording of a recording and made that available instead of the original master..."

https://theorkneynews.scot/2019/05/24/audiobook-review-mort-by-terry-pratchett-a-discworld-novel/

Blogger Professional Moron's review of Wings:

"This is also our favourite entry in the series. Primarily as The Thing returns here and completes various narrative arcs in its usual sardonic way. But as a story, it runs parallel to the events in Diggers and introduces the reader to a spectacular world of nome technology. Last time out, intrepid heroes Masklin, Angalo, and Gurder took The Thing to a local airport to investigate some of the goings on there. They discover that the grandson of the owner of Arnold Brothers store (where the Inside nomes lived for generations) is off to America to watch the launch of a satellite. The Thing realises that if it can get on that, it'll be able to contact the nome's spaceship it keeps banging on about... Right, so it's the most action-packed entry in the series, as you may be able to tell. It has a terrific verve to it, told with manic glee from a brilliant writer clearly revelling in the story. It's imaginative, funny, and once more The Thing proves to be comic gold, landing some brilliant lines... The trilogy is highly recommended, but if you're only going to read one of them then it really has to be Wings. It's proper belting fun for all ages."

https://professionalmoron.com/2019/05/18/wings-by-terry-pratchett/

Blogger Bambooboned's long and contemplative review of Monstrous Regiment:

"In Terry Pratchett's Discworld, a lot of things are possible. Of course, this is true of most fantasy; after all, isn't that the whole point? Fantasy novels are escapist fiction. They're like the archetype of escapist fiction, to the point of mockery; every lonely, scrawny nerd can be a heroic, folk-famous sword-wielding barbarian, if they roll the right stats and own a few battered Tolkien paperbacks... And therein, I would argue, lies the first thing which sets Pratchett's writing apart from archetypical fantasy fiction. In the Discworld, nobody is a hero, a chosen one destined for greatness. Everybody is a hero, because they all simply do the job that's in front of them... Dragon keeping is charity work, and assassins can't hide in shadows without breaking the rules, and witches are healers whose magic consists mostly of knowing one extra fact, seeing things as they are, and thinking twice again before you speak. Wizards cower before paper money, reliable postage, and printing presses, because power is in everything, in every day. Heroes are found in a myriad ordinary people doing their jobs, living their lives.

"That's the first thing. The second thing which sets the Discworld apart from many other fantasy worlds is that– well, let me ask you this. Have you ever noticed that some fantasy nerds are, maybe, just a little bit sexist? A little bit racist? Fantasy universes not exactly welcoming to the concept of characters being anything other than cis, straight, able-bodied and white, unless maybe they need a villain? Yeah, I've noticed that too. In this piece so far there are more paragraphs than there are speaking female characters in all twelve hours of The Lord of the Rings. And frankly I don't have the time, energy, or willpower right now to devote to an analysis of the unfortunate imperialist undertones present in a lot of fantasy. Don't get me wrong– Not All Fantasy, to parody a truly obnoxious phrase. But enough. Too much. Pratchett's Discworld, in contrast, contains women in every role and every part of society, playing prominent parts in every story, and each their own person with their own life and attitude and interests. There are queer characters, in the plural, and there are carefully crafted allegories for systematic oppression and the issues facing minority groups woven throughout the text...

"I could talk all day about what Pratchett's characters mean to me, but instead of inflicting that upon you I'll summarise with this. Terry Pratchett, the Discworld, and every character who lives in it won't tell you that you are the chosen one. They won't tell you that you're unique, or special, or have some hidden power and some unknown destiny. You can't become a hero. But you can be yourself, and you can carry on doing the job that's in front of you, and you don't have to hide because everyone else is being themselves, too, and it's very rare that you're the most unusual person in a room like that..."

https://oppositeofdogs.home.blog/2019/04/14/and-the-new-day-will-be-a-great-big-fish/

...and blogger A Thoughtful Reveal's less thoughtful, but approving, review:

"I dove right into the writing and found I had to focus on it very closely most of the time to keep things straight since it wasn't my usual sort of book... The characters all had secrets piled on secrets, and most of them revealed their secrets by the end. Some were revealed by the ones with the secrets. Some were revealed by others who knew their secrets. Some were revealed to create bonds among a group of people with similar situations. Some were revealed to gain leverage. Many of the characters we would have said were overacted had they been on stage, I think. Overblown, bombastic, just too big for their parts. People who were covering something up by being themselves more than they really were. Overacting their assumed personas so no one would see their real personality underneath. Yet, they were amazing and funny in their interaction with each other. The whole book was amazing..."

https://athoughtfulreveal.com/2019/04/20/monstrous-regiment/

Blogger Mike Finn muses on the intersection between Jingo and current UK politics:

"I'm re-reading Terry Pratchett's 'Jingo'. I know he's dead and, even if he wasn't, he wrote this book in 1997, when I was twenty and if you'd told me about Brexit I'd have admired your creative imagination… after I stopped laughing, but he seems to have read my mind… in advance. You see, I've been telling myself that Brexit was a conspiracy by THEM, the people I've always hated but who have somehow managed to take something I value away from me. True, 17.4 million people voted for Brexit but that was because THEY conned them. That has to be true because otherwise 17.4 million of my countrymen voted for Brexit with the enthusiasm of lemmings entering a cliff-diving contest because of xenophobia, dreams of empire or because they believed what was written on the side of a bus by an organisation with no other purpose than to say whatever it took to win. So how did Terry Pratchett know I'd be thinking this? Either he was psychic (and I'm much more important in the universe than seems possible) or he had an insight into how people's minds work that must have been so deeply depressing that he'd want to spend as much time as he could escaping into a fantasy world; except, when he got there, he'd dragged the insight along with him because wherever you go, there you are..."

https://mikefinnsfiction.wordpress.com/2019/04/15/terry-pratchett-on-why-we-need-conspirators-in-smoke-filled-rooms/

Blogger Camden Singrey considers The Colour of Magic:

"Freed from my past expectations, I reread The Colour of Magic with the understanding that it was mainly about the jokes and not so much the story. While later Pratchett could be described as satirical, the tone of his first Discworld novel would better be described as parody. It follows the adventures of Rincewind the incompetent wizard and naive tourist Twoflower as they continuously fall out of the frying pan into the fire and back into the frying pan again. The protagonists don't have any real goal besides staying alive, which becomes increasingly difficult as the book goes on. They are consistently entertaining and play off each other well, but it's easy to understand why Terry would go on to say he didn't much like writing Rincewind. There's only so much you can do with a perpetual coward without compromising what makes him funny... There are other discrepancies; the Discworld version of Death, arguably the most famous Pratchett character, is noticeably more vindictive here than he will be in the future. Perhaps he was just having a bad day. But enough of that, why is it good? I did very much enjoy reading it, after all. Well, it's funny. Some of the specific parody might go over my head, but the general mocking of fantasy tradition is always entertaining. And then there are the puns, the wordplay, the characters that seem vaguely self-aware about their place in the story and not entirely satisfied with it. It's all very English, the humor of disappointment and anxiety. That works for some more than others; it's always worked for me. Perhaps it's just that I haven't read any Pratchett in a while, but the book was solidly entertaining all the way through..."

https://camdensingrey.wordpress.com/2019/05/12/discworld-1-the-colour-of-magic/

...and finally, blogger rmartin49 aka SpecFictLit is back, this time with an overview of the Discworld's industrial revolution:

"The main star of each of these books is the new technology it introduces, whether or not that happens to stick around. The clacks – their version of the telegraph just appears but does get significant discussion in Going Postal. Over the course of Moving Pictures and The Truth, we get the respective inceptions of cinema and the newspaper. The industrial revolution of the Discworld will really pick up steam later with the aforementioned Going Postal and, erm, Raising Steam. at the time of writing this, I notice that Monstrous Regiment (which I've now read but am not ready to review), is also classed as Industrial Revolution but I'm not sure why. I suppose it doesn't really fit in anywhere else. It definitely doesn't have any of the new technology of modern warfare (and that's a good thing). In these books, there's always the difficulty of having to establish main-ish (we get cameos from more well-known figures of the Disc like the wizards and Commander Vimes but they're not the main thrust of the action) characters we haven't spent any time with before. In effect, each of these books is like the first in one of the other series, putting its new characters on the map..."

https://specfictlit.wordpress.com/2019/04/25/ranking-my-journey-through-the-discworld-so-far-industrial-revolution/

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08) IMAGES OF THE MONTH

The "only tempo that matters" for Good Omens' music:
https://twitter.com/DavidGArnold/status/1029719384091181056/photo/1

...and the composer and recording team hard at work in legendary Air Studios:
https://bit.ly/2K2a36d

Some of the Chattering Nuns, hanging out with some of the Good Omens main cast and crew:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7XhUJJX4AAhXrP.jpg

...and bringing sweet degeneration to Times Square:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7XUQ9hWwAcRL6R.jpg

A drawing of Madame Tracy, Shadwell and Aziraphale, as tweeted by Paul Kidby:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7P97PRX4AU-USk.jpg

...and some excellent iconographs from the re-created sets, as featured in item 3.4 above:
https://lonelyplanetwpnews.imgix.net/2019/05/Good-Omens-6.jpg
https://lonelyplanetwpnews.imgix.net/2019/05/Good-Omen-1.jpg
https://lonelyplanetwpnews.imgix.net/2019/05/Good-Omens-2.jpg

Crowley and Aziraphale, hanging out at the Globe Theatre (the "original" one, of course):
https://bit.ly/2M4hU5R

...and hanging out in the ancient desert:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6IKcdrXkAA-x-O.jpg

...and a nice Good Omens screengrab, from co-Producers Amazon Prime:
https://bit.ly/30Lxqar
The Author and the Co-Author on the eve of original publication of Good Omens:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5guPuoW4AQXP6e.jpg

Unlike Mister Stuffy Pants Aziraphale, Crowley changes his look to suit the times:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6OFY5VU0AE72Fe.jpg

Agnes Nutter, about to be burnt at the stake by a suspiciously familiar-looking witchfinder:
https://bit.ly/2HVA3h0

Feeling nunny? Here's an application to join the Chattering Order of St Beryl, as posted by the Order on Twitter:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6EMPreUUAE8NJo.jpg

Some lovely Good Omens art by Jiedi Chen:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6J5KJgUcAALTxJ.jpg

Pterry puppetry! These puppets were created in 2012, photo posted by NADWCON 2019 on Twitter:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7OfkJ5XsAYKa_l.jpg

...and the Pterry puppet in current time, also posted by NADWCON:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7NJ_suW0AAMXM6.jpg

Stephen Briggs' photo of himself and Pterry 22 years ago:
https://twitter.com/StephenPBriggs/status/1105424171721474050

...and a note re the Glorious 25th: in a comment on the Wossname blog post for this year's remembrance (_https://wossname.dreamwidth.org/69683.html_), Dreamwidth user Dreaminghylicat offered a link to more versions of the "poster", all by artist Yoodi. Well worth a look when you're thinking of posting in May 2020: https://www.deviantart.com/yoodi/art/Night-Watch-Teaser-Poster-12-33484431

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09) CLOSE

Department of What The Actual Poot: the Discworld Emporium tweeted that Facebook banned the sale of Ankh-Morpork passports due to the policy that prohibits "illegal services, prescription or recreational drugs or items that promote the use of drugs". Sounds like Facebook's administration is on some sort of er, substances themselves: https://twitter.com/Discworldshoppe/status/1124384689744166913

Don't forget to drop by the Chattering Order of St Beryl on Twitter. You'll be glad you did!
https://twitter.com/chattering_nuns

Some sixteen years ago, Good Omens came in at number 68 on a BBC list of Britain's 100 favourite novels. According to Neil Gaiman, it was the only book of the hundred titles that had never been adapted. Now that it has been here's hoping that we'll all love the adaptation as much as we've loved the original novel for all these years!

And that's it for May. Take care, and we'll see you next month with more Good Omens reviews and other news!

– Annie Mac

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Copyright (c) 2019 by Klatchian Foreign Legion
wossname: (The Glorious 25th)
...is upon us!

Roundworld could certainly do with more truth, justice, and, well...

"...tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I'm pretty sure that whatever happens we won't have found Freedom, and there won't be a whole lot of Justice, and I'm damn sure we won't have found Truth. But it's just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg."

Glorious 25th art originally created and posted by Yoodi on Pinterest:


wossname: (The Glorious 25th)
Wossname
Newsletter of the Klatchian Foreign Legion
May 2018 (Volume 21, Issue 5, Post 1)


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WOSSNAME is a free publication offering news, reviews, and all the other stuff-that-fits pertaining to the works of Sir Terry Pratchett. Originally founded by the late, great Joe Schaumburger for members of the worldwide Klatchian Foreign Legion and its affiliates, including the North American Discworld Society and other continental groups, Wossname is now for Discworld and Pratchett fans everywhere in Roundworld.
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Editor in Chief: Annie Mac
News Editor: Vera P
Newshounds: Mogg, Sir J of Croydon Below, the Shadow, Mss C, Alison not Aliss
Staff Writers: Asti, Pitt the Elder, Evil Steven Dread, Mrs Wynn-Jones
Staff Technomancer: Jason Parlevliet
Book Reviews: Annie Mac, Drusilla D'Afanguin, Your Name Here
Puzzle Editor: Tiff (still out there somewhere)
Bard in Residence: Weird Alice Lancrevic
Emergency Staff: Steven D'Aprano, Jason Parlevliet
World Membership Director: Steven D'Aprano (in his copious spare time)

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INDEX:

01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH
02) EDITOR'S LETTER
03) ODDS AND SODS
04) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS
05) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS
06) AROUND THE BLOGOSPHERE
07) IMAGES OF THE MONTH
08) CLOSE

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01) QUOTE OF THE MONTH

"Perhaps he could go and explain things to Sybil. After all, she was still Sybil, wasn't she? Kind to bedraggled creatures? But even the softest heart would be inclined to harden when a rough, desperate man with a fresh scar and bad clothes barged into the house and said he was going to be your husband."
– Sam Vimes discovers the tricky bits of time travel in Night Watch

"Yes, thought Vimes. That's the way it was. Privilege, which just means private law. Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it."
– ibid.

"People on the side of The People always ended up disappointed, in any case. They found that The People tended not to be grateful or appreciative or forward-thinking or obedient. The People tended to be small-minded and conservative and not very clever and were even distrustful of cleverness. And so the children of the revolution were faced with the age-old problem: it wasn't that you had the wrong kind of government, which was obvious, but that you had the wrong kind of people."
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02) LETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR

Truth, justice, freedom, reasonably priced love and a hard-boiled egg: the Glorious 25th is upon us again! And in the current Roundworld climate, where "truth" often comes with the word "post" in front of it and "freedom" may well be under threat in surprising places, there has never been a better time to celebrate the 25th of May. So get out your copy of Night Watch for a re-read, raise a toast to the People's Republic of Treacle Mine Road, and don't forget the lilacs!

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The age of post-truth is also the age of forced, (mostly) false apologies – but I want to make a completely truthful and rather abject apology to the lads at Backspindle Games (_http://www.backspindlegames.com/_), most particularly Dave Brashaw, who wrote to me some weeks ago mentioning a Kickstarter appeal for MourneQuest, a new Backspindle game. Given that the lads have done such a fine job with their Discworld games "Guards! Guards!" and "Clacks", I think the very least that all boardgame-loving Discworld fans can do is carry on supporting Backspindle in their other projects... you know, like the Kickstarter appeal I completely forgot to mention back in March... and just to further prove how excellent th Backspindle boys are, here's a photo from their website of Dave and Leonard chatting with The Author a few years ago about Discworld games: https://bit.ly/2rHPscK

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The 28th of April 2018 would have been Sir Pterry's 70th birthday. In honour of the date, several of us old-timers from "Bugarup University" aka OZDW, the Australian Discworld email discussion group that started way back in the '90s, held a picnic in Melbourne. The weather was perfect – one of the last perfect days of the season, in fact – and much conviviality was had, along with toasts in virtual scumble and real beer to the man whose life and work brought us all together in the first place. BU's very own Jason Ogg (Andrew the blacksmith) came all the way from Adelaide, and also in attendance were several very much new-timers who will doubtless be firm Discworld fans once they're old enough to read). I hope, O Readers, that many of you also had get-togethers that were as much fun as ours!

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Pacific Quay Productions documentary/dramatisation "Terry Pratchett: Back in Black" won the Royal Television Society Scotland’s Documentary and Specialist Factual: Arts award for 2018. The excellent BBC Scotland documentary, starring Paul Kaye as Sir Pterry, aired last year.

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Last but definitely not least: calling all California/USA West Coast Pratchett fans! Fellow fan Toongirl is looking to join – or start?! – a Pratchett discussion group, by email and/or in realspace. She writes:

"Please inform those interested in engaging with a GenXer California Discworldian as a penpal to get in touch with Toongirl ~ toongirl@hotmail.com ~ who hails off the EntCoast near the Forest of Skund (just north of San Francisco, CA). If they are in town & wish to meet, there is the EntCoast's classically Tudor English pub The Pelican Inn (_http://www.pelicaninn.com/_) near Muir Woods or the more festively girly Lovejoy's Tearoom (_https://www.lovejoystearoom.com/_) in San Francisco proper."

Come on, Californians, you know you want to do this!

And now, on with the show..

– Annie Mac, Editor

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03) ODDS AND SODS

After a quiet April, plenty of news for May...

3.1 A VERY SPECIAL SET OF SCHOOLBOY SCRIBBLES!

Guess whose copybook doodles and schoolboy jottings are available for public inspection? Yes, a certain young student at High Wycombe Technical School by the name of Terence Pratchett:

"They provide a fascinating, rare insight into the legendary late author's creative process as he allowed his mind to drift during lessons at secondary school... The exercise books date from 1962 to 1964, when Pratchett was entering his teenage years as a pupil at High Wycombe Technical School, now John Hampden School, in Buckinghamshire. On first impression the pages appear to be covered in random doodles, but upon closer inspection it is possible to find numerous references to Pratchett's early works. His maths exercise book features drawings of figures which closely resemble Pratchett's own illustrations for his first novel 'The Carpet People' which was published almost a decade later in 1971. There is a drawing of 'snargs', the carnivious[sic] creatures which feature in the novel, interspersed with sketches of spaceship battles, astronauts and aliens... His economic history exercise book contains an early draft of his fifth published story 'The Solution' which appeared in the school's magazine, Technical Cygnet, in July 1964. The sale also includes his sketch pad containing a drawing which may be a self portrait and several practice attempts at doing calligraphic writing for 'The Carpet People'. The items have been consigned to auction by an anonymous vendor who was personally given them by Pratchett in the 1980s. The collection, which consists of four exercise books and a sketch pad, is tipped to sell for £8,000..."

The collection – four exercise books and a sketchpad – will be sold at auction on the 31st of this month. Lucky for some well-heeled Discworld fan, we hope!

https://dailym.ai/2KtNy7n

3.2 DISCWORLD DAY 2018 AT BIRDWORLD!

Remember the opening last year of the Terry Pratchett Owl Parliament? Get your Wizzard hat out, because it's time for another celebration:

"On Saturday 26th May, we will officially celebrate Discworld Day at the Terry Pratchett Owl Parliament with the assistance of Discworld dignitaries and special guests, Rob Wilkins and Stephen Briggs. The Terry Pratchett Owl Parliament was officially opened at Birdworld in 2017 and now the beautifully crafted exhibit which was created in collaboration with the World Owl Trust (WOT) is celebrating its 1st anniversary as a much-loved exhibit at the 26-acre park. The Owl Parliament was created both as a satellite of the WOT’s collection and to recognise Sir Terry’s passion for these mysterious birds of prey. Visitors familiar with the popular Discworld novels are able to easily recognise a number of the references within the interactive space but with the unique stylizing of these aviaries, everyone exploring the exhibit will be drawn into the mythical and wonderful world of Sir Terry Pratchett.

"To celebrate the day, visitors will be invited to join in with plenty of Discworld fun and games throughout the day including, a themed quiz trail, costume prizes for both adults and children, a charity raffle packed full of prizes, educational talks including an owl-themed flying display and even a special Q&A session for fans with Rob Wilkins and Stephen Briggs. Mark Anderson, Birdworld General Manager, commented: 'We’re extremely proud to be hosting Discworld Day in honour of The Terry Pratchett Owl Parliament at Birdworld. We are looking forward to being able to showcase such an extraordinary selection of owl species, many of which are threatened with the loss of habitat in the wild and for visitors of all ages to immerse themselves in the mysterious world of Sir Terry Pratchett in the process. The Terry Pratchett Owl Parliament has quickly become a favourite exhibit at the park and to celebrate Sir Terry’s memory with an event such as this, we hope will be a fitting tribute to the award-winning author.'

"To book tickets online in advance to save 10%, visit our bookings page or arrive in Discworld-themed costume on the day to receive a discounted entry rate of 25% per person. A special prize will be awarded on the day to the best dressed adult and child visitor! Buy your tickets online at least one day in advance to benefit from our advance discount. Please note online tickets cannot be used on the day of purchase."

When: 26th May 2018
Venue: Birdworld, Holt Pound, Farnham, Surrey, GU10 4LD
Time: TBA (regular Birdworld opening times are 10am–6pm)
Tickets: Day Tickets are adult £14.36, child 3–6 £11.66, child 7–15 £12.56, concessions £12.56, family £44.96, family extra child £10.76, disabled child £9.23, available online via http://birdworld.co.uk/product-category/tickets/

https://birdworld.co.uk/owls/discworld-day/

3.3 DISCWORLD AND BEYOND IN AYLESBURY!

Paul Kidby's gorgeous Discworld and Beyond exhibition has a new temporary home at the Bucks Museum in Aylesbury:

"This exhibition comprises 47 of Paul’s drawings, oil paintings and watercolours in which you will find favourite Pratchett characters including Rincewind, the Wee Free Men and of course, Death, as well as book jackets and some lesser known Discworld art work. Also, on display is a selection of Paul’s own fantasy pictures inspired by British folklore and landscapes including from the recently published book The Charmed Realm."

When: now through 30th June 2018
Venue: Bucks County Museum, 9 Church Street, Aylesbury, Bucks HP20 2QP
Times: Tuesdays–Saturdays, 10am–5pm.
Tickets: the charge for admission is £4 for adults (under-18s by donation)

After 30th June, the Discworld and Beyond exhibition will move to Maidstone, Kent. Details to follow soon...

http://www.buckscountymuseum.org/museum/events/536/paul-kidby-discworld-and-beyond-the-art-of-terry-pratchett/

3.4 THE HISWORLD COMPANION!

Paul Kidby has announced "a new chapter" on his website – the Terry Pratchett HisWorld Official Exhibition Companion:

"Sir Terry Pratchett’s career as a best-selling author spanned more than forty years and brought him international acclaim, selling a phenomenal eighty-five million books during his lifetime that were translated into thirty-eight languages. Three years after his untimely death the popularity of his work continues to grow and he is regularly cited as a major influence over his peers and young writers alike.

"The record-breaking HisWorld exhibition at Salisbury Museum captivated audiences who were, for the first time, given unparalleled access to the author’s inner sanctum and writing room ‘The Chapel’ and the plethora of interesting artefacts that surrounded him. Through beautiful photography and expanded descriptions, this stunning companion to the exhibition traces Terry’s journey from the short stories he wrote while still at school, to his own hand-drawn sketches for The Carpet People and beyond. Also included are iconic images of objects collected throughout his life, from his original typewriter to his Knightly sword.

"Essays by his daughter Rhianna, his friend and business manager Rob Wilkins, artist of choice Paul Kidby and Discworld luminaries Bernard Pearson, Stephen Briggs and Colin Smythe are complemented by writing from Jake Keen on the forging of Terry’s sword, Richard Henry – Finds Liaison Officer for Salisbury Museum and HisWorld exhibition curator, The Josh Kirby Estate, Professor Roy Jones – Terry’s Dementia Specialist and Nick Cowen – Senior Rights of Way Officer for Wiltshire County Council, on the Chalke Valley, which was such a major influence on Terry’s writing."

The HisWorld Companion will be published on 1st October 2018 by Dunmanifestin, and will be available in a hardback edition and a collector’s, slipcased limited edition. To read the announcement online, go to:

https://www.paulkidby.com/announcing-hisworld-a-new-chapter/

3.5 PIZZA AND FEEGLES!

Young readers in the UK are soon to get an interesting treat. From The Bookseller:

'Penguin Random House Children’s imprint Puffin will this summer give away 700,000 story booklets to children eating at PizzaExpress. The booklets will contain the stories The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett, The Giant Jumperee by Julia Donaldson and Helen Oxenbury, You Choose in Space by Nick Sharratt and Pippa Goodhart, and Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney, as well as tips to help families read together. Puffin and PizzaExpress are also running a book cover design competition with the winning entry receiving their family portrait by Jeff Kinney.'The booklets will be given out until 18th June. In total, the Puffin and PizzaExpress partnership will last for a year.'

https://www.thebookseller.com/news/puffin-partners-pizzaexpress-784656

3.6. CHALKE VALLEY HISTORY TICKETS!

As mentioned in last month's issue, the 2018 Chalke Valley History Festival – "The largest festival in the UK dedicated entirely to History... Offering a unique blend of talks, discussions & debates alongside a vast living history through-the-ages encampment, interactive living history events, fabulous food and drinks, shopping emporium and stunning air displays ~ a celebration of history like no other..." – will feature a talk by Rob Wilkins ("The Write Fantastic: Terry Pratchett", about the Salisbury area's most famous modern writer) and a performance by "Time-travelling Magicians" Rhys Morgan and Robert West, as presented by the Ankh-Morpork Guild Of Conjurors. Both events require tickets, which must be purchased online at least one day in advance of the performance date; on the upside, buying a ticket to either event also gives you free entry on the day to the entire festival.

The Write Fantastic, a talk by Rob Wilkins: "Sir Terry Pratchett is one of the most popular authors to have ever lived. His Discworld novels have sold tens of millions all over the world. Many were written here, in Broad Chalke, and in this talk his right-hand man and collaborator, Rob Wilkins, will talk about his life, his work, his inspiration and his profound love of the Chalke Valley."

When: Saturday 30th June 2018
Venue: Hiscox Tent, Chalke Valley History Festival, Broadchalke, Salisbury, Wiltshire
Time: 10am (duration one hour)
Tickets: £14.50, available online at https://programme.cvhf.org.uk/?date=2018-06-30

Morgan & West: "How lucky we are to have the brilliant, fantastical, uproarious and hugely acclaimed Time-Travelling Magicians, Morgan & West, performing at the Festival. With their unique brand of wit and whimsy, theirs is a magic show unlike any other. Inspired by the music halls of the Victorian age, they bring magic, mystery, charm and humour to one of the very best double acts around."

When: Sunday 1st July 2018
Venue: Hiscox Tent, Chalke Valley History Festival, Broadchalke, Salisbury, Wiltshire
Time: 10am (duration one hour)
Tickets: £15, available online at https://programme.cvhf.org.uk/?date=2018-07-01

General tickets to the festival, which runs from 25th June to 1st July 2018, can also be purchased via the Ticket Office (phone 01722 781133, open Mon-Fri 10am–2pm)

https://cvhf.org.uk/

3.7 ALMOST A PRATCHETT CO-AUTHOR!

Read all about it! Journalist Mike Buckingham's missed opportunity:

"One of my biggest stories on the Bucks Herald was when I sat in on the Great Train Robbery in court. Another interesting point to make is that while working at this paper I became good friends with Terry Pratchett. We actually started a book together. I wish I had kept the manuscript because I would be worth millions. We did not finish the book because I moved elsewhere..."

https://bit.ly/2rKa0Sy

3.8 THE MENDED DRUM, OPEN FOR DRINKS IN ROUNDWORLD!

Pratchett fans, and fans of good food and real ale (and occasional quaffing) in the York area, should hie themselves to The Mended Drum:

"In order to legitimize the use of the name, permission was sought and granted by the author Terry Pratchett himself. Coincidentally almost as if it were fate, and unknown to us at the time, Terry’s next novel was his take on the old Charles Dickens novel, Oliver Twist, which he called Dodger! We think that this showed that it was meant to be. From being a derelict building, closed down for years not far from falling down on its own having had a reputation of an old style village boozer, the Star became The Mended Drum. Over the few years since its rebirth, the Mended Drum has gone from strength to strength with the current managers Ricki and Lisa doing a fantastic job, and shifting the focus to the craft cask and keg ales, building up strong relationships with local brewers and becoming a firm favourite with the local branch of CAMRA, leading to them recently being given the prestigious title of pub of the season..."

The Mended Drum is located on Tollerton Road, Huby, York YO61 1HT. Bar opening hours are Monday–Thursday 17:00–11:30, Friday 16:00–00:30, Saturday 12:00–00:30 and Sunday 12:00–11:30; the kitchen is open Thursdays through Sundays (see website for serving hours).

https://www.themendeddrum.com
https://twitter.com/MendedDrumHuby

3.9 HUMANIST FUNERALS: A SEND-OFF IN GOOD COMPANY

If you'd like a send-off like Sir Pterry's when THAT TIME COMES, you might want to have a look at Humanists UK's funeral tribute archive:

"The life stories of ordinary people who have their death marked with a humanist funeral are to be immortalised for all time, thanks to a new initiative from Humanists UK. Working with the Bishopsgate Institute, they have created the first national online archive of funeral tributes from the thousands of funerals conducted by their celebrants each year. The Humanist Funeral Tribute Archive is being launched today and will be accessible through the Bishopsgate Institute’s online Catalogue. Over 50 tributes are now online, with more being submitted all the time, and academics and several Humanists UK patrons have hailed the initiative... Research published in 2016 shows that one in seven British people want a humanist funeral, when they die. Humanists UK has provided humanist funerals since the 1890s, pioneering the concept of a non-religious funeral. Famous people to have had Humanists UK funerals include Terry Pratchett, Doris Lessing, Victoria Wood, Linda Smith, Warren Mitchell, Cynthia Payne, Ronnie Barker, Bob Monkhouse, Claire Rayner, and John Noakes..."

http://www.politics.co.uk/opinion-formers/humanists-uk/article/humanists-uk-launches-first-ever-funeral-tribute-archive

3.10 THE ODD PODS CORNER

Fourecks-based Land of Fog lit-head Joel Martin, MC of the podcast The Morning Bell, recommends: "Pratchat, a podcast about the work of Terry Pratchett hosted by Elizabeth Flux and Ben McKenzie, is a great example of a podcast celebrating and diving deep into the work of a literary icon. They do it with a style and humour that is definitely infectious!"

http://pratchatpodcast.com/

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04) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS

Editor's note: as Wossname normally only comes out once every month, do check the Wossname blog for information on plays that might fall between issue dates! Go to https://wossname.dreamwidth.org/ for interim updates.

4.1 PLAYS IN MAY AND JUNE

* GUARDS! GUARDS! IN PLYMOUTH (MAY)

City College Plymouth are currently staging their production of Guards! Guards! in May.

When: tonight–18th May 2018
Venue: Tilt Theatre, Performing Arts, City College Plymouth, Plymouth
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: £5 (concessions £3), available online by going to http://bit.ly/2HZba37 and clicking on the desired date button.

https://allevents.in/plymouth/guards-guards-by-terry-pratchett/1943260799295027

* MORT IN READING (MAY)

Caversham Park Theatre are also presenting their production of Mort this week – and they're promoting audience participation: "Dress Up for Discworld! Any Character, any performance, especially Saturday evening."

When: 17th–19th May 2018
Venue: Milestone Centre, Milestone Way Precinct, Caversham, Reading RG4 6PF
Time: 8pm (17th and 18th) and 7.30pm (19th)
Tickets: £7 plus an online booking fee, available from https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/event/223486 or by ringing the Box Office on 01189 481 377

* MORT IN AXMINSTER (MAY)

The Axminster Drama Club's next production will be Mort! "A tall, gangly, warm-hearted, youth whose naivety belies his innate intelligence and whose sense of fair play – driven more by hormones than justice – lands him and his 'victim' into an alternate reality. Death, meanwhile, inspired perhaps by Mort’s gallivanting, takes time off from his duties to explore the world of the living and their doings..."

When: 24th–26th May 2018
Venue: Axminster Guildhall, West Street, Axminster, Devon EX13 5NX (phone 01297 32088)
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: £10, available from The Archway Bookshop (Church Street, Town Centre, Axminster EX13 5AQ, phone 01297 33744) or online via https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/axminster-drama-club

https://facebook.com/axminsterdramaclub

* WYRD SISTERS IN HARROGATE (JUNE)

The Woodlands Drama Group will be staging their production of Wyrd Sisters next month!

When: 6th–9th June 2018
Venue: Studio Theatre, 6 Oxford Street, Harrogate, HG1 1QF UK
Time: 7.45pm all evening shows; 2.30pm matinee on the 9th
Tickets: £10, available from https://bit.ly/2I0jJOW

http://www.harrogatetheatre.co.uk/whats-on/Wyrd-Sisters-Presented-By-Woodlands-Drama-Group

* WYRD SISTERS IN SHEFFIELD (JUNE/JULY)

The Company's production of Wyrd Sisters will be staged in June and July: "Adapted by Stephen Briggs (who assures us the cast should still be able to be in the pub by 10 o'clock) and presented by The Company, a group of players who don't so much stroll but saunter vaguely pubwards."

When: 13th–16th June and 11th July 2018
Venue: The University Drama Studio, Shearwood Road, Sheffield S10 2TD on 13th–16th June, and outdoors on Dore Village Green on 11th July
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: £8.50 (concessions £5.5), available online at https://www.thecompanysheffield.co.uk/boxoffice/ or £9 (concessions £6) on the door.

https://www.thecompanysheffield.co.uk/productions/wyrdsisters/
https://www.thecompanysheffield.co.uk/aboutus/howtofind.php

4.2 PLAYS LATER IN 2018

* WYRD SISTERS IN SWANSEA (JULY)

The Pontlliw Players will present their production of Wyrd Sisters in July

When: 26th–28th July 2018
Venue: Pontlliw Village Hall, Carmel Rd, Pontlliw, Swansea SA4 9EX
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: £7, available from the Box Office by phoning 01792 897833 or 07986 135341, or by emailing tickets@pvh_online.org.uk

http://www.pvh-online.org.uk/

* LORDS AND LADIES IN BUCKINGHAMSHIRE (JULY)

Beaconsfield Theatre Group and The Young Theatre will co-present Irana Brown's adaptation of Lords and Ladies in July: "With a cast of larger-than-life wizards, witches, yokels, rude mechanicals, elves, trolls, a dwarf, orangutan (not a monkey!) and Oberonesque King of the Fairies; With a Royal Wedding, live band and quirky folk songs and an exciting talent-filled collaboration between Beaconsfield Theatre Group and The Young Theatre – this show promises to be a visual summer feast of funny and fun Discworldian entertainment not to be missed!"

When: 26th–29th July 2018
Venue: Davenies School, Station Road, Beaconsfield, Bucks HP9 1AA (open-air production!)
Time: 7.30pm (26th– 27th); two matinee performances at noon and 4pm on the 28th; one matinee, 2pm on the 29th
Tickets: "Ye olde Box Office opens soon" (phone 07572 657535)

All profits from the production will go to The Alzheimer's Society and Young Minds.

https://btg-theatre.org/lords–ladies.html

* THE TRUTH IN CARDIFF (AUGUST)

Peculiar Productions' first Discworld play will be The Truth, directed by Ellen Warren! "Peculiar Productions is a Cardiff-based multimedia production company. We aim to produce two large shows or projects a year, and we try to make one of those an adaptation of a work by beloved British fantasy-comedy author Sir Terry Pratchett. All our members are volunteers, and the proceeds of these large projects are donated to a chosen charity, which we announce alongside each production or project."

When: 22nd–25th August 2018,
Venue: The Gate Arts Centre, Keppoch Street, Roath, Cardiff CF24 3JW
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: £9 (£7 concessions; £1.25 processing fee applies if paying online or via Paypal), already available online at https://peculiarproductions.co.uk/tickets/ or by cheque or bank transfer via email: info@peculiarproductions.co.uk. If using Paypal (_https://www.paypal.com/uk/signin_), payment should be made to info@peculiarproductions.co.uk – and "please ensure that you tell us which performance you are booking for by adding a note." Credit card and Paypal payments can also be made to http://peculiar_productions.fikket.com/

Proceeds from this production go to Cardiff Mind. If you're interested in helping out on stage or behind the arras, or would just like to know more about the Peculiar Productions team, go to https://peculiarproductions.co.uk/about/

* MEN AT ARMS IN BRISBANE, FOURECKS (OCTOBER/NOVEMBER)

It will be a bit of a wait, but the Brisbane Arts Centre's next Discworld production – Men at Arms – is already looking good! All props to Fourecks for keeping the Disc alive on stage: "Men at Arms is the 15th novel in Sir Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, a comic fantasy universe with over 80 million books sold worldwide. Aficionados and newcomers to the Disc will love this adaptation, brought to life by the expertise of our Pratchett team."

When: 6th October through 3rd November 2018
Venue: Brisbane Arts Centre, 210 Petrie Terrace, Petrie Terrace (yes, the suburb and the road share a name), Brisbane, Queensland 4000
Time: 7.30pm Thursdays, 8.00pm Fridays and Saturdays, 6.30pm Sundays. "Doors close 5 minutes prior to performance. Late entry is not permitted."
Tickets: AU$34 ($28 concession or groups of 10 or more), available now online at http://bit.ly/2zHKO5a – and there will be Student Rush tickets priced at $15, available from the box office 15 minutes prior to curtain on the dates

https://www.artstheatre.com.au/menatarms

* HOGFATHER IN ABINGDON (NOVEMBER)

The Studio Theatre Club's next Discworld production will be Hogfather! – or as they say it, "another of our world Premiere Terry Pratchett shows, dramatised by Terry's friend, Stephen Briggs". This is a change from the previously announced staging of The Science of Discworld: Judgement Day.

When: 14th–17th November 2018
Venue: the Unicorn Theatre, Medieval Abbey Buildings, Checker Walk, Abingdon,, Oxon OX14 3JB
Time: TBA
Tickets: on sale form 1st August, details to follow

"If you're interested in being involved in the show, the first reading will be on 25 June at 7:30pm."

http://www.studiotheatreclub.com/beyond-quality-street

* GOING POSTAL IN BRISTOL (DECEMBER)

The Kelvin Players will be staging Going Postal in December 2018. Keep an eye on their website: "Moist von Lipwig was a con artist, a fraud and a man faced with a life choice: be hanged, or put Ankh-Morpork's ailing postal service back on its feet. It was a tough decision. With the help of a golem who has been at the bottom of hole in the ground for over two hundred years, a pin fanatic and Junior Postman Groat, he's got to see that the mail gets through. In taking on the evil chairman of the Grand Trunk Semaphore Company, and a midnight killer, he's also got to stay alive. Getting a date with Adora Bell Dearheart would be nice, too. In the mad world of the mail, can a criminal succeed where honest men have failed and died? Perhaps there's a shot at redemption for man who's prepared to push the envelope..."

When: 5th–8th and 12th–15th December 2018
Venue: Kelvin Studios, 253B Gloucester Road, Bishopston, Bristol BS7 8NY
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: TBA

http://www.kelvinplayers.co.uk/coming-soon

4.3 REVIEWS

* GUARDS! GUARDS! IN CHORLEY

A blog review of Chorley Little Theatre's recent production, by the Bristol Bookworm:

"The reason I was retrying Discworld was the knowledge that Guards! Guards! was on this season’s programme at Chorley Little Theatre. As could only be expected at this juncture, the play was well-acted and directed, and the set builders had done a brilliant job. There was one entertaining moment where the Night Watch managed to all end up inside the secret society without all making their way through the door! The set and costumes were designed to mimic the cartoonish designs of Discworld covers, and many of the jokes are taken word for word from the text. In some ways, there are more jokes in the play as timing and delivery allow for some which are not possible in text. I liked the use of a crow to deliver footnotes and other important asides. And Death, one of my favourite characters, appeared in a way which managed to be both humorous and ominous..."

https://bristolbookworm.wordpress.com/2018/04/28/guards-guards-chorley-little-theatre/

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05) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS

The Sir Terry Pratchett Book Club at Waterstones Leeds meets on the first Tuesday of each month at 6pm in the Cafe W coffee shop (in Waterstones), to discuss a Pratchett book. "Everyone is welcome, even if you have not read the book. There is no need to register – just come along. For details on which book we are reading this month check out our events listing on waterstones.com (_https://www.waterstones.com/events/search/shop/leeds-93_)."

The next meeting of the Sir Terry Pratchett Book Club will be on Tuesday 5th June from 6pm to 6.45pm at Waterstones, 93-97 Albion Street, Leeds LS1 5JS. (phone 0113 244 4588). "This summer we are focusing on Terry's most popular series, Discworld. The book we are discussing this month is Reaper Man where Death starts a new career."

https://www.waterstones.com/events/search/shop/leeds-93/category/6
https://www.waterstones.com/events/sir-terry-pratchett-book-club/leeds-49033

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The Broken Drummers, "London's Premier Unofficially Official Discworld Group" (motto "Nil percussio est"), will be meeting next from 7pm on Monday 4th June 2018 at the Monkey Puzzle, 30 Southwick Street, London, W2 1JQ. "We welcome anyone and everyone who enjoys Sir Terry's works, or quite likes them or wants to find out more. We have had many visitors from overseas who have enjoyed themselves and made new friends. The discussions do not only concern the works of Sir Terry Pratchett but wander and meander through other genres and authors and also leaping to TV and Film production. We also find time for a quiz."

For more information, email BrokenDrummers@gmail.com or nicholls.helen@yahoo.co.uk or join their Facebook group (if you must) at https://www.facebook.com/groups/55107511411/permalink/10156634038566412/

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Canberra, Australia's Discworld fan group is Drumknott's Irregulars: "The group is open to all, people from interstate and overseas are welcome, and our events will not be heavily themed. Come along to dinner for a chat and good company. We welcome people from all fandoms (and none) and we would love to see you at one of our events, even if you're just passing through. Please contact us via Facebook (_https://www.facebook.com/groups/824987924250161/_) or Google Groups (_https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/drumknotts-irregulars_) or join us at our next event."

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For Facebook users in Fourecks: The Victorian Discworld Klatch is "a social group for fans of Discworld and Terry Pratchett... run by a dedicated team who meet monthly and organise events monthly." "If you'd like to join our events please ask to join the Klatch."

https://www.facebook.com/groups/VictorianDiscworldKlatch

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"The Gathering of the Loonies (Wincanton chapter)" is a public Facebook meeting group: "This group, by request of Jo in Bear will continue to be used for future unofficial (not run by the Emporium) fan Gatherings in Wincanton. Look here for information."

https://www.facebook.com/groups/373578522834654/

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The Pratchett Partisans are a fan group who meet monthly at either Brisbane or Indooroopilly to "eat, drink and chat about all things Pratchett. We hold events such as Discworld dinners, games afternoons, Discworld photo scavenger hunts. We also attend opening night at Brisbane Arts Theatre's Discworld plays." The Partisans currently have about 200 members who meet at least twice a month, usually in Brisbane.

For more info about their next meetup, join up at https://www.facebook.com/groups/pratchettpartisans/ or contact Ula directly at uwilmott@yahoo.com.au

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The City of Small Gods is a group for fans in Adelaide and South Australia: "We have an established Terry Pratchett & Discworld fan group in Adelaide called The City of Small Gods, which is open to anyone who would like to come – you don't have to live in Adelaide or even South Australia, or even be a Discworld fan, but that's mostly where our events will be held, and we do like discussing Pratchett's works. Our (semi-) regular meetings are generally held on the last Thursday of the month at the Caledonian, 219 O'Connell St North Adelaide. We have dinner at 6.30pm followed by games until 9pm. The games are usually shorter games like Pairs, Sushi Go, or Tiny Epic Defenders, with the occasional Werewolf session, as these are the best sort of games that work in a pub setting. Every few months, we have a full day's worth of board games at La Scala Cafe, 169 Unley Rd, Unley in the function room starting at 10am. In addition, we will occasionally have other events to go and see plays by Unseen Theatre Company, book discussions, craft, chain maille or costuming workshops or other fun social activities."

The next CoSG events will be .

The CoSG also have another identity. Here's the skinny:

Round World Events SA Inc is a not-for-profit incorporated association whose aim is to run fun social Pratchett-themed events for people in South Australia. Our first major event was the Unseen University Convivium held in July 2012. We have also run three successful and booked out Science Fiction and Fantasy themed quiz nights named Quiz Long And Prosper, in 2013, 2014 and 2015! The association will run some events under the City of Small Gods banner, but you do not have to be a Round World Events SA member to be part of City of Small Gods. However, we are always on the look out for new members for Round World Events SA to help us organise future events! Membership is $20 a year (for Adelaide locals) or $5 a year (for those not quite so close) and has the following benefits:

A shiny membership certificate all of your very own
Discounted entry price to some of the events we run
A warm, fuzzy feeling deep down in your chest (no, not quite that deep)
For more information, or to join as a member, please email RoundWorldEventsSA@gmail.com

www.cityofsmallgods.org.au

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The Broken Vectis Drummers meet next on Thursday 7th June 2018 (probably) from 7.30pm at The Castle pub in Newport, Isle of Wight. For more info and any queries, contact broken_vectis_drummers@yahoo.co.uk

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The Wincanton Omnian Temperance Society (WOTS) next meets on Friday 1st June 2018 (possibly) at Wincanton's famous Bear Inn from 7pm onwards. "Visitors and drop-ins are always welcome!"

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The Northern Institute of the Ankh-Morpork and District Society of Flatalists, a Pratchett fangroup, has been meeting on a regular basis since 2005. The Flatalists normally meet at The Narrowboat Pub in Victoria Street, Skipton, North Yorkshire, to discuss "all things Pratchett" as well as having quizzes and raffles. Details of future meetings are posted on the Events section of the Discworld Stamps forum:

http://www.discworldstamps.co.uk/forum/

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Sydney Drummers (formerly Drummers Downunder) meet next on Monday 4th June 2018 (possibly) at 6.30pm in Sydney at 3 Wise Monkeys, 555 George Street, Sydney 2000. For more information, contact Sue (aka Granny Weatherwax): kenworthys@yahoo.co.uk

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The Treacle Mining Corporation, formerly known as Perth Drummers, meet next on Monday 4th June 2018 (possibly) from 5.30pm at Carpe Cafe, 526 Murray Street, Perth, Western Australia. For details follow Perth Drummers on Twitter @Perth_Drummers or join their Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/Perth.Drummers/ – or message Alexandra Ware directly at <alexandra.ware@gmail.com>

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06) AROUND THE BLOGOSPHERE

Blogger Crown Jules loved The Long Earth:

"An engrossing and clever book. The characters are likeable, and engaging. The mystery is endless, and unfathomable. Brilliantly mixing the serious tone of the plot with the levity of humour and character. And it ends on a cliffhanger! So I’m immediately going to have to start the next..."

https://crownjulespresents.com/2018/05/14/the-long-earth-terry-pratchett-stephen-baxter-book-review/

Blogger and author James Goldsworthy gives full marks to Dodger:

"I just finished listening to the audio book version of Dodger by Terry Pratchett and loved it. It may very well be my favourite non Discworld book. The thing I continue to love about his books is how we all know people in our real lives who are just like the characters in his books. Rather that should be, the characters in his books are just like people most of us know or have had experience of in real life. Sir Pratchett was clearly very skilled in observing the quirks and foibles of not only individual people but of society as a whole. The fact that he used that skill in creating his characters for his books demonstrates just how incredibly talented he was. I know it’s all been said before but I don’t care, what an incredible writer and what a wonderful mind."

https://jamesgoldsworthyauthor.com/2018/04/28/what-a-great-story/

Blogger Heart's Quill's rather bizarre description of their journey into Pratchett is worth reading for a giggle, if only to see Rincewind described as a terrorist:

"I am not an avid reader of fantasy, though I do love me a good tale... after some digging and procrastinating, I came upon Terry Pratchett and his Discworld series. I did hear his name before, in very respectful and awed tones. I figured to give his stories a try. No harm in it, and gazed at the series. I was looking at a giant, distant mountain, that Discworld. My goodness, he wrote a lot. Thankfully the mountain was actually separate hills superimposed after each other. Though each hill would prove quite the climb. Therefore, I began from the first hill: The Color of Magic. In less than fifty steps, I slipped and fell, hit my head on a protruding stone, somehow found my finger going up my nose, and kicked my behind all the fifty steps down. It was hard. From word one, the story had me in a daze. I knew a place Ankh-Morpork, and it was a city but had the name suitable for an evil castle. I was introduced to two rogues who may have been sitting somewhere outside Ankh-Morpork, and they see a fire? It was pretty confusing. Then, this wizard Rincewind comes along and turns out it was him who caused the flames and was he running away? Nothing made proper sense. I got turned off immediately... Months passed and I was itching again. I wanted to read and found my mind was set on Pratchett. His cowboy hat and short white beard and his loose smile, surely there must be something I was missing. Turns out I was missing a lot..."

https://jurnidblog.wordpress.com/2018/04/27/from-pyromaniac-wizard-to-the-watchers-of-the-night/

Blogger fantasyst95 returns with a review of Soul Music:

"The Death series is one of my favourites in the Discworld books, second to the escapades of the Witches. Somehow, the musings of Pratchett with regards to the nature of time add another dimension to the quirky universe and the narrative. Of course, we were still treated to meeting some of the Ankh-Morpork regulars, as is only fitting. I also liked the way the tone was set in relation to the music. It was written in a perspective from which one understands the presence and acknowledging other people’s reaction to it, without really understanding the hype behind it all. I’ll confess I’m not a particular fan of rock music myself. Unless it’s an iconic rock song from the 80’s…say, Summer of ’69 by Bryan Adams or Bon Jovi’s Livin’ on a Prayer (I am listening to this as I type), I’m not familiar at all. The rock music I do listen to is definitely my mum’s influence… they were songs she grew up with. It’s not my bag at all, so I found the viewpoint of the distant observer one I could relate to..."

https://reviewsfeed.net/2018/04/26/book-review-soul-music-terry-pratchett/

Blogger aquavitae733346514 reviews The Light Fantastic:

"Terry Pratchett looked at the world in a way that was true, relentless, cynical, and yet hilariously funny... Pratchett makes satirical parallels to just about everything. The character of Twoflower is a Tourist, something that the Discworld has not seen before. He embodies all the clichés of tourism, with his camera (where a little demon paints the view), his conviction that nothing bad will ever really happen to him, and his labelling of everything he sees as ‘quaint’, ‘picturesque’, and so on... Pratchett also manages to satirize computer programmers, in a chapter involving druids. Their stone circles are in fact large computer circuits, and they stand around discussing bugs in the system when the circles don’t ‘come on line’ as they should. The way the author finds innovative methods to create humour and poke fun at the real world seems endlessly creative... adore this author. His books are light, funny, and extremely clever..."

https://aquavitae733346514.wordpress.com/2018/04/25/review-the-light-fantastic-by-terry-pratchett/

Blogger Erik Shinker aka The Past Due Review praises Maskerade:

"Maskerade saunters its way through the drama inherent in the dramatic arts and takes no prisoners in its parody of hoity toity opera-goers from the days of yore. Entertaining in its cheekiness, the novel is a welcome satire of a genre that takes itself a little too seriously... Maskerade makes reference to multiple operas and musicals that will be easily recognized... The novel also calls back to the previous books involving the witches, though one shouldn’t be too lost without having read them. Characters from the City Watch books also make appearances and are referred to in passing, which helps add a dimension of connection to the series as a whole. This novel is built around parody and, as such, doesn’t add too much outside of the realm in terms of exploration of themes or technique. As I have mentioned before, some of the Discworld novels are better than others, and this feels like one that Pratchett wrote simply because he wanted to parody The Phantom of the Opera. That doesn’t make the book bad or a let-down, but it does confine it to mere entertainment rather than something more...

http://thepastduereview.com/2018/05/02/maskerade-review/

Blogger Earth and Skye on Mort:

Death is always considered such a horrifying and exacting end. But, in the case of Mort, it’s really just a beginning… and an apprenticeship. With Pratchett’s unique and entertaining take on it. Alright, that introduction to this review feels very confusing and convoluted. But, honestly, that’s generally how I feel before, during and after reading one of the Discworld novels. They’re weird, they’re confusing, and they have a completely unique take on the world. Even when I feel like there may be a far better, more amazing message than what I’ve absorbed, I feel like I’ve learnt something interesting and fantastic after I turn the last page. The fact that this story is about the personification of Death, something that I have been struggling to deal with a little lately, just makes it all the more fun and poignant. I loved the princess in distress with her noble rescuer theme throughout this. Yet, it was the fact that the ending wasn’t quite one that I expected that was really enjoyable..."

https://earthandskye.org/2018/04/24/mort-by-terry-pratchett/

...and on Equal Rites:

There is an incredibly poignant and obvious message in this novel – that we are all equal and entitled to equal rights. That’s not to say that this tale isn’t filled with Pratchett’s (I hesitate to say) typical sense of humour. There is the satirical humour scattered throughout that draws you into his world, whether you want it to or not. Luckily, for me, I was ready and happy to be swept along in his chaotic, entertaining realm... As I’ve mentioned before, I completely loved the fact that this book highlights women’s rights and equality. It is something that I strongly believe in, and although sometimes it is a topic touched upon, it isn’t something that people tend to really delve into when writing or reading. We talk about equality, but I haven’t actually read such a well written novel that highlights the importance of this. The fact that this story was written in the 80’s and is still discussing issues that we are facing today just heightens my respect for Terry Pratchett..."

https://earthandskye.org/2018/04/23/equal-rites-by-terry-pratchett/

Blogger Sarah approves of I Shall Wear Midnight:

"Although geared towards younger readers it is probably better enjoyed by adults, or at least older teenagers, due to some rather darker moments not really suitable for children – such as the loss of an unborn baby to a rather young teenager, after suffering from a nasty beating by her father. Controversial element aside this is a rather enjoyable tale at 4 out of 5 stars, which progresses the series of Tiffany Aching novels with an intelligence and maturity akin to that of Tiffany’s developing character..."

https://kingdom.wordpress.com/2018/05/08/discworld-book-38-i-shall-wear-midnight-book-review/

Blogger Elliot Baye read his first Pratchett short story – The Hades Business:

"The telling is incredibly humorous, although that’s an expected trademark of Pratchett’s. Even the idea behind the story is creative and fun. The writing is very simple, which is also no surprise considering that he wrote the tale at the ripe old age of thirteen. Yet, unlike many other writings by young teens, I did not feel embarrassed as a reader. I think, perhaps because the story is so lighthearted, there’s a sense of innocence and levity that carries through... the original take on Hell and the Devil was quite interesting. I did like Crucible, since he’s almost a villain protagonist—the Devil is actually a pretty decent guy in this one, though I do understand Crucible’s unwillingness to trust him. I doubt I would, either. As is likely expected, it does take a basic understanding and knowledge of Christian tales—but not much. I enjoyed every moment that the Devil swore, whether it was to his domain or the other, especially towards the end, which was also highly entertaining..."

https://elliottbaye.wordpress.com/2018/05/07/review-may-7-2018/

Blogger Abby Spear eventually found her way to enjoying Witches Abroad:

"I will admit at the very start I was super confused, the way everything was worded was weird and very hard for me to grasp, I even thought about putting it back but it really gripes me to give up on a book so I persevered. I’m glad I did because about 40 pages in I found my footing and from there everything was fine. The humour was great, the story incredibly original and I found the characters filled me with a sense of nostalgia (for what I’m not so sure). There were a lot of adult jokes so I’m glad I read it properly this time around, as an 11 year old I definitely wouldn’t have grasped them especially because they were so cleverly written..."

https://abbeyspear.wordpress.com/2018/04/20/witches-abroad-a-review/

Blogger Amasyn read a Discworld novel for the first time – Equal Rites – and thoroughly approved:

"This book was so funny and thought provoking. I absolutely loved the characters, Granny Weatherwax being my favorite. Granny Weatherwax was hilarious and sassy and everything that I love book characters to be. She was no nonsense and I just loved her. Esk was also a strong character, I enjoyed how authentically young she was without being naive and how she wasn’t afraid to stand up to boys. I enjoyed the social issues that Pratchett address, obviously this one is about equal rights between woman and men. It never felt heavy handed or over the top. It really just made me think. I can see the merit in re-reading this book and picking up on all the nuances that are placed throughout the story..."

https://amaysnreads.wordpress.com/2018/05/12/post-a-day-may-i-read-my-first-discworld-novel/

Blogger Lawrence Fargerberg recommends Moving Pictures:

"If you have never read any Terry Pratchett, you must! Pratchett is an author I file under ‘comfort-reading’, he is entertaining and you can easily get lost in his comic fantasy world... Moving Pictures is quite clearly a send up of Hollywood, most of the action takes places in Holy Wood, a hill not far from Ankh-Morpork. When the Alchemists stop blowing themselves up, a regular occurrence in Ankh-Morpork, they invent moving pictures. Using this technology they start to make clicks (movies), and everyone in Discworld wants to be part of the new business. Our main characters are Victor Tugelbend, a dropout from the magicians Unseen University, Ginger, a girl from ‘a little town you’ve never heard of’, and the notorious salesman Cut-My-Own-Throat Dibbler – sound familiar? Pratchett takes the idea of the Hollywood dream and subverts it completely. These three set out to become stars, but with stardom comes responsibility. With his usual combination of fantasy, comedy and satire Pratchett produced another hilarious novel. I think surreal is the best way to describe Terry Pratchett’s Discworld. Moving Pictures is just that, and this is why I love his writing. He is so entertaining yet he does make his readers think about the world they live in..."

https://lawrencefargerbergblog.wordpress.com/2018/04/14/moving-pictures-terry-pratchett/

Blogger Pete contradicts himself repeatedly in a barely-coherent review of Pyramids that's a bit priceless and a lot clueless:

"As always, Pratchett’s humor is consistently wonderful and his writing is vivid and unusual. Discworld books might be light in theme and story, but I have always struggled through Pratchett’s writing, but he has a tendency to leave out speech tags or deliberately throw the reader off during conversations. I find myself rereading passages to get a grip on what’s happening and who’s speaking. This can be frustrating, but it’s something I’ve found in every Pratchett book I’ve read, which is a good handful by this point. After the first 150 pages, the plot seems to tumble apart and slow down significantly. I never understood what the characters wanted, and I don’t think the characters did either. There was a lot of wandering through deserts and talking about camels and quantum physics. There’s a forgettable female character who, as with many of Pratchett’s female sidekicks, is a strong-willed, vaguely romantic object. I’m pretty tired of sexual tension in his books, but as long as the protagonist is male, they will be clueless and awkward and some girl will fill the role of the witty and intelligent love interest. The jokes are the same and the characters just have different names..."

https://litlens.org/2018/04/21/pyramids-a-meandering-stroll-through-the-desert/

...and finally, blogger, author and technomancer David Langford tells the tale of Bicarb, a Hex application he wrote for a certain client called Terry Pratchett:

"The 'deliberate repetition for effect' card could be played only so often, especially if you hadn’t noticed the repetition of 'repetition' and the fact that it’s now appeared four times in one paragraph. Terry Pratchett was another author who worried about such things. In 1998 he invited me to write a little Windows application to monitor his own use of favourite words. This, he stipulated, was to be named Bicarb because the idea was to stop you repeating...

https://milfordsfwriters.wordpress.com/2018/04/19/the-silicon-critic-by-david-langford/

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07) IMAGES OF THE MONTH

No longer invisible, the scribblings and drawings of a certain Buckinghamshire schoolboy:
https://dailym.ai/2rGjHkY (just an ordinary schoolboy's bag... not)
https://dailym.ai/2rDqxI8 (the birth of a short story; lovely handwriting!)
https://dailym.ai/2rGjQF2 (Carpet People title calligraphy practice)
https://dailym.ai/2KZB6gT (oodles of doodles)
https://dailym.ai/2wDdkUH (drawing the Carpet People)

A glimpse of the current Discworld and Beyond exhibition at Aylesbury's Bucks Museum, from Paul Kidby's Twitter account:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dc553zQX4AAIdk4.jpg

Mr Kidby's cover to the forthcoming Terry Pratchett: HisWorld book – in itself a work of great beauty:
https://bit.ly/2KVNUoa

The magnificent carved (or should that be carven?) Ankh-Morpork Coat of Arms, as displayed at Birdworld's Terry Pratchett Owl Parliament:
http://birdworld.co.uk/management/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/coatofarms-500x466.jpg

Unseen Theatre's beautiful set for their 2009 production of Making Money beautifully brought Ankh-Morpork's financial centre to life:
https://bit.ly/2HSmZfg

Quaffing at The Mended Drum – it happens on Roundworld too! As posted on https://twitter.com/MendedDrumHuby:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DblDNODWkAE1ThF.jpg

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08) CLOSE

If you're looking for an interesting op-ed with a Pratchett twist, here's an essay from Alabama journalist Mark Hughes Cobb, who has written various thoughtful and intelligent pieces about the works of Pratchett – on how Crowley and Aziraphale have a more reasonable view of world domination-or-destruction than your average evil overlord: "What’s the deal with madmen and mass destruction? If you wipe out everyone and everything, what’s left to do? Where will you stand, arms akimbo, gloating uncontrollably? Where will you relocate your hollowed-out volcano lairs? Shark will be left flopping in the debris, seeking the unemployment office with thousands of minions scurrying in jumpsuits and pained expressions, possibly because, being evil, you don’t provide healthcare... Given orders to launch Armageddon, [Aziraphale and Crowley] decide, uh, No... After millennia on terra firma, the angels rather like it; the whole holy war thing seems as distant and mildly humiliating as high school..."

http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/news/20180425/mark-hughes-cobb-whats-point-of-all-that-evil

A tip of the Wossname wizarding hat goes to Pratchett fan Sofia Tayton, who tweeted a wonderful gesture after visiting the A-M Consulate, otherwise known as the Discworld Emporium: "My haul from my first ever visit to the Emporium today. This was my 40th birthday treat. In my 'real' life I work with elderly & vulnerable clients, and am a dementia friend. In memory of Sir Terry I'm donating the same amount I spent in store today to the Alzheimers Society."

https://twitter.com/SofiaTayton/status/990256228600303616

For those of you who celebrate Star Wars on the Glorious 25th (mostly out in the Far West, I'm told), it's worth noting that the forthcoming film "Solo" looks very promising indeed... but I'll take The Kite over the Millennium Falcon any time...

...and finally, a news item that I imagine would have tickled Sir Pterry's Men of the Sheds bone:

"A souped-up motorised shed has broken its own land speed record on a Welsh beach as it hit 100mph. The Fastest Shed smashed its previous 80mph (129km/h) record for the fastest shed at a land speed event at Pendine Sands in Carmarthenshire on Saturday. Owner Kevin Nicks said it was "marvellous" to hit 101mph (160 km/h) in what he said was the only road legal motorised shed in the world. 'It couldn't have gone better, I'm so happy,' said the 53-year-old gardener. Mr Nicks, from Chipping Norton in Oxfordshire, spent more than £13,000 creating his bespoke shed on wheels, which now boasts a turbo-charged 400 brake horsepower engine that is more powerful than many sports cars..."

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-44054814

And that's it for May. Take care, and we'll see you next month!

– Annie Mac

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Newsletter of the Klatchian Foreign Legion
May 2017 (Volume 20, Issue 5, Post 1)


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WOSSNAME is a free publication offering news, reviews, and all the other stuff-that-fits pertaining to the works of Sir Terry Pratchett. Originally founded by the late, great Joe Schaumburger for members of the worldwide Klatchian Foreign Legion and its affiliates, including the North American Discworld Society and other continental groups, Wossname is now for Discworld and Pratchett fans everywhere in Roundworld.
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Editor in Chief: Annie Mac
News Editor: Vera P
Newshounds: Mogg, Sir J of Croydon Below, the Shadow, Mss C, Alison not Aliss
Staff Writers: Asti, Pitt the Elder, Evil Steven Dread, Mrs Wynn-Jones
Staff Technomancers: Jason Parlevliet, Archchancellor Neil, DJ Helpful
Book Reviews: Annie Mac, Drusilla D'Afanguin, Your Name Here
Puzzle Editor: Tiff (still out there somewhere)
Bard in Residence: Weird Alice Lancrevic
Emergency Staff: Steven D'Aprano, Jason Parlevliet
World Membership Director: Steven D'Aprano (in his copious spare time)

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INDEX:

01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH
02) EDITOR'S LETTER
03) ODDS AND SODS
04) DISCWORLD CONVENTION NEWS
05) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS
06) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS
07) DISCWORLD ARTS AND CRAFTS NEWS
08) AROUND THE BLOGOSPHERE
09) ROUNDWORLD TALES
10) IMAGES OF THE MONTH
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01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH

"It is through Terry's work that we have brought together a group of wonderful volunteers and donated over £23k to dementia charities."
– Monstrous Productions, on Twitter, 12th March 2017

"Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions. People die, and nothing changes."
– Night Watch

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02) LETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR

Putting this issue out a bit early, as a reminder that the Glorious 25th of May is almost upon us!

The 25th of May – Lilac Day – was first celebrated in 2008. 2017 marks the ninth Lilac Day. Have you got your boiled egg ready? From the Anyday Guide: "The Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May, also referred to as Wear the Lilac Day, is an annual celebration observed by fans of Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. Lately it has also become an impromptu Alzheimer's disease awareness day... The Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May is a remembrance day in the fictional Discworld that commemorates the People's Revolution, which put an end to Lord Winter's reign. On May 25, the survivors wear a spring of lilac and gather at the cemetery to honor those who fell during the Revolution. The Revolution is described in the novel Night Watch. The fictional celebration was adopted by fans of Terry Pratchett's works, who began to wear springs of lilac on May 25 to commemorate his writing. In 2007, Pratchett announced that he had Alzheimer's disease. His fans began the campaign Match It For Pratchett to raise awareness of Alzheimer's. Fans are encouraged to wear lilac in support of Pratchett and make donations to Alzheimer's research funds."

https://anydayguide.com/calendar/2026

And here we have the L-space wikipage about the Wearing of the Lilac:

"Each year, on the 25th of May, a group of survivors of the uprising gathers at Small Gods' Cemetery to honor the casualties with lilacs and, affectionately, one hard-boiled egg (from Madam Roberta Meserole). The seven killed were mostly Watchmen from Treacle Mine Road : John Keel, Cecil Clapman, Horace Nancyball, Billy Wiglet, Dai Dickins, Ned Coates, and, temporarily, Reg Shoe – he will lie in his grave for a time during that day, and then leave. The 25th of May is also memorialized, among those who survive, by the wearing of lilac on that date. Persons known to wear it include Sam Vimes, Fred Colon, Nobby Nobbs, Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler, and, improbably, Havelock Vetinari (he, at the time a young assassin, has kept his and his aristocratic aunt Lady Roberta Meserole's, not-insignificant involvement in the affair entirely secret). The date is not publicly known as it was one of those revolutions where everybody likes to pretend in the aftermath that it never happened, with many new Watchmen uncertain of its relevance to the point that one new recruit tried wearing lilac only to be sharply criticised by Fred Colon. Vetinari once speculated about erecting a statue in memory of the soldiers, but Vimes rejected the idea, stating that the dead men would not want to be immortalised and inspire others to be heroes after they were betrayed for going beyond the call of duty, requesting that the men be simply left in peace."

https://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Glorious_Revolution

...and here be a fine collage/collection on Pinterest, on the subject of Pratchett wisdom in general and Lilac Day in particular:
https://au.pinterest.com/elpha1/glorious-25th-may-wear-the-lilac/

And for those of you who can manage an online donation, Alzheimer's Research UK is continuing the work Sir Terry promoted, and the Glorious 25th is a good excuse for giving: https://donate.alzheimersresearchuk.org/publicnew

Right, on with the show!

– Annie Mac, Editor

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03) ODDS AND SODS

3.1 THE TERRY PRATCHETT OWL PARLIAMENT OPENING

From the Clanfield Post:

"Birdworld celebrated what would have been Sir Terry Pratchett's 69th Birthday with the official opening of its new exhibit, the Terry Pratchett Owl Parliament with the assistance of Discworld dignitaries, Rob Wilkins and Stephen Briggs. The beautifully crafted exhibit at the wildlife centre south of Farnham has been created in collaboration with the World Owl Trust (WOT) and has been named in honour of the award-winning author, Sir Terry Pratchett due to his well-known love of wildlife and in particular, all species of owl... The Owl Parliament has been created both as a satellite of the WOT's collection and to recognise Sir Terry's passion for these mysterious birds of prey... To celebrate the day, visitors attended the opening ceremony in their finest Discworld-themed costume before Rob Wilkins cut the red ribbon and christened the Owl Parliament with a bottle of champagne. After the ceremony Discworld auctioneer Dr Pat Harkin led a prize-packed auction which featured prizes ranging from rare signed books, Paul Kidby artwork and the star prize of feeding Birdworld's African penguins alongside Rob Wilkins. As a result of the auction and raffle, the day raised more than £1,400 for the Birdworld Conservation Fund which will in turn be donated to the World Owl Trust to support the work it does on both a national and international scale. Pratchett fans were also treated to a special question and answer session with Rob and Stephen which included personal book signings and photos as a reminder of the day..."

http://bit.ly/2r4UFgJ

For more information about the Terry Pratchett Owl Parliament, go to www.birdworld.co.uk

3.2 LONG EARTH SERIES CONTEST

From Penguin Books : "Are you ready to step from the Discworld into the Long Earth? Now that the series is complete, we're giving our newsletter subscribers [a chance] to win the full set."

To enter, just go to http://bit.ly/2q5eEba and enter your name and email address. There doesn't appear to be a closing date set, so presumably the opportunity is still open!

3.3 TEN LIFE LESSONS FROM TERRY PRATCHETT

Also from Penguin Books, a good collection of examples of Sir Pterry's "stealth philosophy" and general superb understanding of human nature:

"Tiffany Aching, Witch of the Chalk, taught us how to see beyond what is in front of us, and how to be brave… The friendly face of Death taught us that death in itself is nothing to fear… Granny Weatherwax taught us to treat others with respect, dignity and decency... Rincewind taught us that sandals make the best getaway shoes, and that prejudice is not a helpful approach to life… Moist Von Lipvig, a natural born criminal, a fraudster by vocation, an habitual liar and saviour of the postal service, taught us that the leopard can change his shorts… Esk taught us when not to know your place, and when to break the rules... Vetinari taught us that the only time politics is ever simple is when it's tyranny… Captain Carrot taught us that being simple is not the same as being stupid, and to light a candle in the dark…
Samuel Vimes taught us not to tolerate injustice, and that, while candles are all well and good, sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness… Susan Sto Helit taught us that words have power, that stories are important and that we want a schoolteacher around when the apocalypse comes…"

https://www.penguin.co.uk/articles/features/2017/apr/life-lessons-from-terry-pratchett-discworld/

3.4 GREEBO, IS THAT YOU?

Paul Kidby tweeted a link to a rather familiar-sounding cat:

Pet adoption agency Cats of Melbourne, located in Melbourne, Australia, posted a darkly hilarious memo about Mr. Biggles (also known as Lord Bigglesworth) on its website this week, practically daring a future owner to take him in. Founder and group co-ordinator Gina Brett wrote the ad, describing the shiny black cat as 'an utter utter utter bastard' who throws tantrums and does not like to be thwarted. 'Mr. Biggles is a despot and dictator, he will let you know he is not happy, which is often because things are often just not up to his high standards,' the memo reads. 'Mr Biggles likes his cuddles on his terms, and will sit in your lap when he decides it's time. If the stroking is not up to his standards, he will nip you... Mr. Biggles is currently sunning himself in my backyard and eyeballing the chickens with a view to murder,' Brett told HuffPost. 'This morning he played with the dog (and didn't draw blood, I'm impressed) and savaged my brother who tried to cuddle him (I warned him but he didn't listen).' While Mr. Biggles' profile is the most shared one Brett has posted since founding the agency in October of last year, the dictatorial feline with a heart of gold has not yet been adopted..."

http://bit.ly/2rqc2bF

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04) DISCWORLD CONVENTION NEWS

AUSDWCON NEWS

Charity Auction
Sponsored by Dymocks Adelaide

"It is a fine and grand tradition of all Discworld Conventions to have an auction of collectables and memorabilia to raise money for charity. The Charity Auction will be held on Sunday 6th August, and you'll want to be there to bid for some rare and highly sought after items, generously donated by our sponsors, guests and community. In addition, there is also a Silent Auction – that is, rather than the auction being live and being presided over by auctioneers, you simply just write your name, membership number and bid down on a sheet of paper."

Some of the items: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_QQGGlUwAErtM-.png

Donating Items

"We already have quite a lot of really great items to auction, but if you have something you would like to donate to the auction, please contact us to let us know what it is! However, please keep in mind that anything donated needs to appeal to fans, so it should be unique or rare or have high value as a collectable. The more valuable, the more money will be able to raise for our charities!"

Our Charities

Alzheimer's Australia SA
https://sa.fightdementia.org.au/

Aboriginal Literacy Foundation
http://www.aboriginalliteracyfoundation.org/

https://ausdwcon.org/convention/events/charity-auction/

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05) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS

5.1 PLAYS IN JUNE

* WYRD SISTERS IN MILTON, FOURECKS (JUNE)

Milton Follies are bringing Wyrd Sisters to the stage in June.

When: 9th-18th June 2017
Venue: Milton Theatre, 69 Princes Highway, Milton, New South Wales (phone 02 4454 3636)
Time: evening shows (9th, 16th) 8pm, Saturday matinees (10th, 17th) 4pm, Sunday matinees (11th, 18th) 2pm
Tickets: $25 (children, concessions and group tickets $20), available online now from Ticketbooth at https://events.ticketbooth.com.au/event/wyrd-sisters and from the 24th of April at Splatters at https://splatters.com.au/

https://miltonfollies.org/portfolio/wyrd-sisters/
http://www.miltontheatre.com.au/

* WYRD SISTERS IN YORK (JUNE)

After their successful run of Mort last year, We Are Theatre are gearing up for another Discworld production. This time it's Wyrd Sisters!

When: Tuesday 20th and Wednesday 21st June 2017
Venue: Joseph Rowntree Theatre, Haxby Road, York
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: £10.00 – £12.00, already available online at https://www.josephrowntreetheatre.co.uk/eventids/923 or by ringing the Joseph Rowntree Theatre Box Office on 01904 50 1935

https://www.josephrowntreetheatre.co.uk/performers/we-are-theatre.php

5.2 PLAYS LATER IN 2017

* GUARDS! GUARDS! IN CARDIFF (AUGUST)

The next exciting Discworld play presented by Monstrous Productions will be Guards! Guards!

When: 16th–19th August 2017
Venue: The Gate Arts Theatre, Keppoch St, Cardiff CF24 3JW
Time: 7.30pm (2.30pm matinee on the 19th)
Tickets: £8 (£6 concessions), available online from https://t.co/vJToGp8O5P

http://monstrousptc.com/
https://twitter.com/MonstrousPTC/
https://www.facebook.com/MonstrousProductionsTheatreCompany/

* WYRD SISTERS IN THE LAND OF FEEGLES (AUGUST/SEPTEMBER)

Monifieth Amateur Dramatics (MAD) will be staging their production of Wyrd Sisters, directed by Steven Armstrong, in August: "Stephen Briggs has been involved in amateur dramatics for over 25 years and he assures us that the play can be staged without needing the budget of Industrial Light and Magic. Not only that, but the cast should still be able to be in the pub by 10 o'clock!"

When: 24th-26th August and 31st August-2nd September 2017
Venue: Monifieth Theatre, 72 High Street, Monifieth, Angus DD5 2AE
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: £9 (£6 concessions), available from Troups Pharmacy, Monifieth; Yorkshire Building Society, Broughty Ferry; and The Bay Diner/Grill, Monifieth. Ring 01382 480043 for details. Tickets are also available online at http://www.monifieththeatre.co.uk/tickets

http://www.monifieththeatre.co.uk/whatson

* LORDS AND LADIES IN BRISBANE (SEPTEMBER–OCTOBER)

Brisbane Arts Theatre will be presenting their next Discworld play, Lords and Ladies – adapted by Irana brown – next September!

"Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg – the witches of Lancre – are the Discworld's only hope of rescue when elves threaten to take control with their hypnotic 'glamour'. Standing stones, wizards, Morris men, rude mechanicals, country lore and ancient magic all combine in this adaptation of one of Sir Terry's finest. With a full supporting cast of dwarves, wizards, trolls and one orangutan, the hilarious Lords and Ladies delivers an abundance of hey-nonny-nonny and blood all over the place."

When: 16th September – 21st October 2017
Venue: Brisbane Arts Theatre, 210 Petrie Terrace, Brisbane, QLD 4000
Time: 7.30pm Thursdays, 8.00pm Fridays & Saturdays, 6.30pm Sundays
Tickets: Adults $34, Concession $28, Group 10+ $27, Student Rush $15 (10 mins before curtain), available online at
http://sa2.seatadvisor.com/sabo/servlets/TicketRequest?&presenter=AUBAT&event=LANDL

"Subscribers can redeem season tickets for this show. There are no refunds or exchanges once tickets have been purchased."

http://www.artstheatre.com.au/show/lordsandladies

* MORT IN READING (OCTOBER)

Twyford and Ruscombe Theatre Group will present their production of Mort, "an off beat tale of bacon, eggs and destiny", in October!

"Terry Pratchett's Discworld will once more be gracing the stage at Loddon Hall. We are putting on a production of Mort, which will involve a large cast, plenty of dramatic moments and a lot of laughs."

When: 5th–7th October 2017
Venue: Loddon Hall, Loddon Hall Road, Twyford, Reading, Berkshire, RG10 9JA
Time: 8pm all shows
Tickets: £7, £8, £9 and £10, available online at http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/event/171598

http://www.twyrusdrama.org.uk

* RAISING STEAM IN ABINGDON! (NOVEMBER)

A little birdie (possibly an owl) at the Studio Theatre Club says: "Don't tell anyone yet (this is just between you and us), it's still a long way off (November 2017!), we've only just had the formal permission for a new play and Stephen's still writing it, but he thinks it's about time he tackled another of the novels, and the third in the Moist von Lipwig Trilogy might just be the right one. It's been on his to-do list for a while...he thinks he owes it to Terry..."

When: 22nd–25th November 2017
Venue: the Unicorn Theatre, 18 Thames St, Abingdon OX14 3HZ
Time: 7:30pm all evening shows, Saturday 25th matinee 2:30pm
Tickets: £10 (Wednesday 22nd, Thursday 23rd); £11 (Friday 24th, Saturday 25th). "Tickets are not yet on sale. News here when they are!"

http://www.studiotheatreclub.com/discworld

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06) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS: UPDATES AND REMINDERS

The Broken Drummers, "London's Premier Unofficially Official Discworld Group" (motto "Nil percussio est"), still claims on their website to be meeting next on Monday 30th November 1999, but it's more more likely to be on Monday 5th June at the Monkey Puzzle, 30 Southwick Street, London, W2 1JQ. "We welcome anyone and everyone who enjoys Sir Terry's works, or quite likes them or wants to find out more. We have had many visitors from overseas who have enjoyed themselves and made new friends. The discussions do not only concern the works of Sir Terry Pratchett but wander and meander through other genres and authors and also leaping to TV and Film production. We also find time for a quiz."

For more information, go to http://brokendrummers.org/ or email BrokenDrummers@gmail.com or nicholls.helen@yahoo.co.uk

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Canberra, Australia's Discworld fan group is Drumknott's Irregulars: "The group is open to all, people from interstate and overseas are welcome, and our events will not be heavily themed. Come along to dinner for a chat and good company. We welcome people from all fandoms (and none) and we would love to see you at one of our events, even if you're just passing through. Please contact us via Facebook (_https://www.facebook.com/groups/824987924250161/_) or Google Groups (_https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/drumknotts-irregulars_) or join us at our next event."

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For Facebook users in Fourecks: The Victorian Discworld Klatch is "a social group for fans of Discworld and Terry Pratchett... run by a dedicated team who meet monthly and organise events monthly." "If you'd like to join our events please ask to join the Klatch."

https://www.facebook.com/groups/VictorianDiscworldKlatch

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"The Gathering of the Loonies (Wincanton chapter)" is a public Facebook meeting group: "This group, by request of Jo in Bear will continue to be used for future unofficial (not run by the Emporium) fan Gatherings in Wincanton. Look here for information." [Editor's note: this is an active group. If you use Facebook, it may be worth joining!]

https://www.facebook.com/groups/373578522834654/

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The Pratchett Partisans are a fan group who meet monthly at either Brisbane or Indooroopilly to "eat, drink and chat about all things Pratchett. We hold events such as Discworld dinners, games afternoons, Discworld photo scavenger hunts. We also attend opening night at Brisbane Arts Theatre's Discworld plays." The Partisans currently have about 200 members who meet at least twice a month, usually in Brisbane.

For more info about their next meetup, join up at https://www.facebook.com/groups/pratchettpartisans/ or contact Ula directly at uwilmott@yahoo.com.au

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The City of Small Gods is a group for fans in Adelaide and South Australia: "We have an established Terry Pratchett & Discworld fan group in Adelaide called The City of Small Gods, which is open to anyone who would like to come – you don't have to live in Adelaide or even South Australia, or even be a Discworld fan, but that's mostly where our events will be held, and we do like discussing Pratchett's works. Our (semi-) regular meetings are generally held on the last Thursday of the month at a pub or restaurant in Adelaide. We have dinner at 6.30pm followed by games until 9pm. The games are usually shorter games like Pairs, Sushi Go, or Tiny Epic Defenders, with the occasional Werewolf session, as these are the best sort of games that work in a pub setting. Every few months, we have a full day's worth of board games at La Scala Cafe, 169 Unley Rd, Unley in the function room starting at 10am. In addition, we will occasionally have other events to go and see plays by Unseen Theatre Company, book discussions, craft, chain maille or costuming workshops or other fun social activities."

The next CoSG event will be the Monthly Social Meet at the Caledonian Hotel on 25th May (yes, the glorious 25th). For more info, go to www.cityofsmallgods.org.au

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The Broken Vectis Drummers meet next on Thursday 1st June 2017 (probably) from 7.30pm at The Castle pub in Newport, Isle of Wight. For more info and any queries, contact broken_vectis_drummers@yahoo.co.uk

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The Wincanton Omnian Temperance Society (WOTS) next meets on Friday 2nd June 2017 (probably) at Wincanton's famous Bear Inn from 7pm onwards. "Visitors and drop-ins are always welcome!"

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The Northern Institute of the Ankh-Morpork and District Society of Flatalists, a Pratchett fangroup, has been meeting on a regular basis since 2005. The Flatalists normally meet at The Narrowboat Pub in Victoria Street, Skipton, North Yorkshire, to discuss "all things Pratchett" as well as having quizzes and raffles. Details of future meetings are posted on the Events section of the Discworld Stamps forum:

http://www.discworldstamps.co.uk/forum/

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Sydney Drummers (formerly Drummers Downunder) meet next on Monday 5th June 2017 at 6.30pm in Sydney at 3 Wise Monkeys, 555 George Street, Sydney,2000. For more information, contact Sue (aka Granny Weatherwax): kenworthys@yahoo.co.uk

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The Treacle Mining Corporation, formerly known as Perth Drummers, meets next on Monday 5th June 2017 (probably) from 5.30pm at Carpe Cafe, 526 Murray Street, Perth, Western Australia. For details follow Perth Drummers on Twitter @Perth_Drummers or join their Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/Perth.Drummers/ – or message Alexandra Ware directly at <alexandra.ware@gmail.com>

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07) DISCWORLD ARTS AND CRAFTS NEWS

7.1 DISCWORLD EMPORIUM NEWS

* Hedgehog Song Book Bag

"Folk it right up with the Hedgehog Song... Book Bag! Carry your Discworld books & belongings in style with our charming yet brimming-with-innuendo canvas tote, ideal for animal lovers and hags alike! Featuring Lancre's most notorious folk song and favourite tavern ditty of banjo-wielding witch Nanny Ogg, this sturdy shopper is bags of fun! Features long handles for carrying over the shoulder, crafted in 10oz eco-friendly canvas. Measures 48 x 38cm, with handles 63cm in length (stitch-to-stitch)."

Each Hedgehog Song Book Bag is priced at £9.50. For more information, and to order, go to:
https://www.discworldemporium.com/accessories/375-the-hedgehog-song-book-bag

* Death of Rats figurine

"Incarnated in the page[sic] of Reaper Man, the Death of Rats is a recurring favourite character throughout Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. How could we resist adding a little 'SQUEAK' to our range of figurines?! Sculpted by the artist behind our A'Tuin and Luggage pieces, Rich Kingston, Terry Pratchett's pint-sized usher of souls is produced in a glorious antique bronze finish, hand cast and finished by our team of local craftsmen. The Death of Rats (& other small rodents) will stand proudly yet mischievously on your bookshelf and safeguard your Discworld collection for generations to come! The Death of Rats stands approx. 185mm high and features our makers' mark inset on the base with scythe included separately for safe delivery! The Death of Rats is crafted in the highest quality bronze resin, filled and coated with real micro-fine powdered bronze. As with all precious bronze sculptures, it will need no particular extra care other than the occasional dust but will benefit from a gentle wax polish once a year or two to retain his cheeky glint."

Each Death of Rats figurine is priced at £45. For more information, and to order, go to:
https://www.discworldemporium.com/home-hearth/372-the-death-of-rats-figurine

Follow our adventures in making Discworld magic on our blog! Our first post is a behind the scenes 'squeak'-peek into the making of the Grim Squeaker! https://www.discworldemporium.com/blog/creating-the-death-of-rats-n1

* The Turtle Moves sticker

At long last, Terry Pratchett's symbol of 'Terryvangelism' is available as a sticker for your bumpers and belongings! Created for us by Terry Pratchett himself, The Turtle Moves emblem was designed as his own version of those little fishes belonging to followers of a certain faith. Produced in a chrome mirror-finish on a peelable backing, this tough vinyl sticker is long lasting indoors and outdoors and can be applied to cars, windows, tablets, laptops, grandmothers, walls, magical guitars & more! Sticker measures 100 x 98 mm, sticker & backing measures 120 x 108mm. In the interests of faff-limitation, this is not a reverse-application window sticker simply peel & place directly onto any flat surface. This sticker features a strong weather-resistant adhesive that has been designed to be easily removed without residue (care only needs to be taken with un-lacquered painted surfaces such as painted wood).

The Turtle Moves sticker is priced at £3.50. For more information, and to order, go to:
https://www.discworldemporium.com/stickers/376-the-turtle-moves-sticker

* Glorious 25th Tea Towel

"Wave the flag, or at least do the dishes, in the name of the Glorious Revolution with this %100 cotton tea towel. Created in the style of a banner from the barricades, each towel is emblazoned with the People's Republic manifesto screen printed in lilac onto 100% natural cotton. It's almost too lovely to dry the dishes with, so why not hang it as a flag of defiance in your abode to commemorate this most poignant date in the Discworld calendar."

The Glorious 25th Tea Towel is priced at £6.95. For more information, and to order, go to:
https://www.discworldemporium.com/homeware/193-glorious-25th-may-tea-towel

http://www.discworldemporium.com/

7.2 DISCWORLD.COM NEWS

* The Little Black Book

"To mark the first anniversary of Terry's memorial, we have decided to offer fans the chance to own one of the few remaining copies of ‘The Little Black Book', a folio produced specifically to commemorate the wonderful event, held at the Barbican Theatre in London on April 14th 2016. With contributions from Rob Wilkins, Neil Gaiman and Rhianna Pratchett, it also includes Terry's A Little Advice For Life – read on the night by Sir Tony Robinson. This wonderful little volume offers an insight into the hearts and minds of Terry's closest friends and family. The numbers are very limited and all proceeds will go to one of Terry's favourite charities – RICE (_http://www.rice.org.uk/_) – an internationally renowned dementia research and treatment centre located in Bath. Please note: this item is limited to one per household."

Each Little Black Book is priced at £50. For more information, and to order, go to:
http://discworld.com/products/collectables/little-black-book/

* The Dragons Tea Towel

"Artfully illustrated by Paul Kidby, this tea towel [http://discworld.com/products/gimlets-kitchen/dragons-tea-towel/] brings to life the collected observations of Leonard of Quirm on the dragons of Discworld, featuring annotations and carefully drawn studies of dragons and their anatomy. Printed in the UK on 100% cotton, this is sure to add some flare to the drying up!"

Each Dragons Tea Towel is priced at £6.95. For more information, and to order, go to:
http://discworld.com/products/gimlets-kitchen/dragons-tea-towel/

* The Discworld Map Tea towel

"Hot on the heels of our new dragon tea towel follows our Discworld Map tea towel, showing off a vast expanse of the Disc, as seen in The Last Hero. Chart your next journey across the disc whilst you finish the dishes – but remember – here be monsters..."

Each Discworld Map Tea Towel is priced at £7.95. For more information, and to order, go to:
http://discworld.com/products/gimlets-kitchen/discworld-map-tea-towel/

* The Turtle Moves T-shirts

"De Chelonian Mobile! Show those non-believers exactly what you think with our navy blue, 100% cotton 'The Turtle Moves' T-Shirt."

Each Turtle Moves t-shirt is priced from £18.00 – £22.00 depending on size. For more information, and to order, go to:
http://discworld.com/products/bags-clothing/the-turtle-moves/

Also... "You asked, we listened! Two of our most popular shirts, the City Watch and the Unseen University Crest T-Shirts are now both available in ladies' fit in sizes from Small to 2XL in addition to standard fit sizes – a better fit for the Anguas and the Esks!"
http://discworld.com/products/ladies-fit-crest/

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08) AROUND THE BLOGOSPHERE

Blogger Kibbin's interesting take on The Colour of Magic:

"The book reads a little less like a fantasy take on modern day and more like a fun parody of classic fantasy and to stress, when I say classic fantasy I mean less 'War of the Rings' and more Arnold Schwarzenegger in a loin cloth... it's the character of Twoflower who drives the story forward leaving Rincewind like a player character stuck on a level where he has to babysit a clueless npc who is just as likely to walk off a cliff as follow him through a doorway. It's interesting to see how little he has changed from the first entry, possibly why he got fewer and fewer appearances as the series went on until he was a background character and little else. Though part of me thinks that would be what he wanted all along. Twoflower himself however plays somewhat like a bumbling version of Captain America from '1602'... For those who skipped these early books to dive into the 'good stuff' you will find that Ankh Morpork isn't that different from the one you know... You could argue that while the early books are an exaggeration of fantasy literature that the Discworld books became an exaggeration of themselves..."

https://kibbinscodex.wordpress.com/2017/05/17/what-is-the-colour-of-magic/

On blog The Unread Tome, sarahgoestobilbork's thoughts on Small Gods:

"I've seen a couple of movies based on Terry Pratchett's books, and each time I was blinded by the fantastic kaleidoscope of disparate pieces brought together: flashes of colors and references to our world, mushed together and shaped into something at once recognizable and completely, radically different – not to mention wickedly sly. I recently got around to actually reading one of his books, Small Gods, and it was just as good as the movies had been. It's quite hard to find one aspect of the book to talk about – the collage of pieces moving together absolutely defies that. Instead, I'm going to talk about the whole SPLAT of what I enjoyed and what I thought about, organized into severely diaphanous categories. It probably won't spoil the book for you, as there is a great joy in uncovering the great scattering that is Pratchett's ideas... I love the idea that, like trees falling in forests, history is not history unless it is observed. Like how light is either a particle or a wave depending on how it is observed, like a cat is both alive or dead until it is observed, so too is history. If your mind is blown already, keep it that way. Philosophers are described as generally useless and pedantic (in and out of this book). When the main character, Brutha, asks his god, Om, what philosophers are good for, when 99 out of 100 ideas stink like a skunk on ice, Om replies, 'Because the 100th idea is generally a humdinger'. The bulk of the book is about religion – as much as it can be about anything – and is what I spent the majority of my time thinking about... I have known a few people – thankfully not many – who have had religion not out of belief, but out of habit or fear; to see it so clearly defined in this setting was jarring and deeply enlightening. For all that this story is a work of comic genius, it is also a serious indictment of a certain kind of authoritarian religion and of the kind of government that rises up around that system. It goes to show how careful we have to be about who we give power – and how we give it to them. If this keeps you up at night, I'll keep you company..."

https://theunreadtome.wordpress.com/2017/05/13/indignant-turtles/

Blogger Casandara goes "around the Disc in 41 books":

"It's hard for me to explain how much the Discworld means to me. I was a teenager when I first discovered the books. A lonely, depressed, nerdy teenager who wanted nothing more than to disappear and whose chosen method for this was books. My first Discworld book was The Hogfather... Susan and Death, and the idea that justice is a lie we have to believe in, and in between this all jokes. Marvellous, side splittingly funny jokes about computers and the Oh God of Hangovers. I was confused, I was entertained, I wanted more. And so over the years I read all the Discworld novels. In no particular order, other than the one in which I could get my hands on them. And they gave me strength, they taught me to believe in myself, to do what is right and to forgive humans for being fundamentally human. They got me through years of depression. I read them when I was down and nothing else could cheer me up. I read them when I needed strength. I read them when I just wanted to laugh. And now, for the first time in all these years, I'm going to read them in order. I don't yet know what I'll encounter, I plan to post again when I finish. Perhaps in between I'll write reams on all the characters, the themes, things I've only just realised. Perhaps I'll write nothing and just chuckle and cry to myself..."

https://casandara.wordpress.com/2017/05/13/around-the-disc-in-41-books/

Dutch blogger Annemieke aka A Dance With Books gives Wintersmith 5/5 stars:

"I love how this is a story where Tiffany has to fix her own mistake. She gets scolded, but they still help her to a degree. Tiffany remains headstrong, doing things her own way. Yet she also wants to learn. Like in the previous book she is still vulnerable to insecurity. That did not completely disappear how that would not disappear with us, despite getting over some insecurities in that book... I liked how some of the characters from A Hat Full of Sky, mainly the other young witches, were seen, though sometimes shortly. Mostly I was surprised with the addition of Annagramma again as she was a bit negative towards Tiffany. She grows into the role she has to play, despite being too stubborn to initially want to listen to Tiffany and her friends. I liked seeing that and I actually kind of starting to like her a bit at the ending. But of course there are other familiar characters. The Wee Free Men play their part again. Like with Annagramma they are making their development throughout these books. Though in their case this has to do with reading which I quite enjoy seeming them do. Reading another book with written out dialect after this reminds me again how smartly Pratchett writes their speech out..."

https://adancewithbooks.wordpress.com/2017/05/12/book-review-wintersmith/

Blogger Jaime Pond aka Anglonerd on Monstrous Regiment:

"Pratchett keeps the reader grounded in Polly's point of view even while satirizing the cruel reality of war. Borogravia doesn't care enough about their troops to give them proper food and armor. The soldiers begin to wonder if they wouldn't be in better hands with the enemy than with their lieutenant, but this rag-tag team quickly gains fame from a passing newspaperman who publicizes the underdog army who won't drop arms despite having lost the war... You don't need any prior knowledge of Pratchett's Discworld series to fall in love with Monstrous Regiment. This is one of Discworld's few stand alone novels. All of the characters are new, save cameos from William de Worde and some of the watchmen, including the ever-popular Commander Vimes. Not familiar with Discworld? It's a witty, satirical series set in a fantastical world on a flat planet on the back of four elephants standing on a space turtle. Monstrous Regiment is a great introduction to the series because Discworld doesn't need to be read in order, and some would argue, shouldn't be. Readers might need to read the book a second time to keep track of all the characters, what with the human soldiers having names like Tonker, Shufti, Lofty, and Wozzer. But hey, why not get it on audio this time around? Stephen Briggs does an unmatched Vimes and brings each character to life, giving them their own unique voices."

https://anglonerd.wordpress.com/2017/05/05/monstrous-regiment/

Blogger Kathy aka Much Ado About Novels' praise for Pratchett:

"I've read just under ten books by Pratchett, but I have plenty more left to read, including nine in my owned TBR list. His prose is witty, concise, and incredibly funny, but his stories are emotionally nuanced and deeply moving, and he tackles subjects such as the afterlife, and grief with incredible skill and beauty. His representation of Death is my favourite within fiction, and I actually quoted Reaper Man at my father's funeral..."

https://muchadoaboutnovels.com/2017/04/27/the-5-authors-i-want-to-read-more-of/

Blogger Luke Farnish compares various formats of The Colour of Magic/The Light Fantastic:

"The first important point to make is that none of the versions change anything particularly drastic from each other. A few more difficult to illustrate sections, and some minor details, had to be lost for the adaptation from novel to graphic novel, and the film version misses out some of the scenes altogether, but the main story remains the same throughout. Again, this makes a comparison between formats easier. Each version has something going for it. The film version (like all of The Mob's work) has a number of stars including David Jason as Rincewind, Sean Astin as Twoflower, Tim Curry, Christopher Lee and Jeremy Irons, to name some and some impressive visuals for a low budget film. The book though has far more detail and can take you right to the limit of what can be imagined, to places that simply would not work on a screen. The graphic novel is a wonderful mixture of the two, having both the fantastical quality of the book, but giving visual prompts as well. To rank formats is no easy task and I would refer to the above for what you would want from a story. I would, however, say this. If you are new to Pratchett, start here. The Discworld books are designed so they can be read in almost any order, but this really is a good place to start. Equally, if you are interested in graphic novels, I highly recommend this one as it is an excellent example of the genre. But, as for ranking the three formats, I would place the book first, followed by the film version and then the Graphic novel..."

https://thebroaduea.com/2017/04/26/books-vs-films-terry-pratchett-part-1/

Blogger Ryan's review of Sourcery:

"As I've praised Pratchett for before, he's established a rather distinct idea of what magic is as a physical property in this fictional universe. It leaves you with a decent understanding of it that feels unique to this world, while at the same time it's still a little veiled in mystery. It's like that feeling you get when you understand the meaning of a word, but when someone asks you to define it aloud you find yourself at a loss for words... Pratchett is a skilled writer, so I did have a good time reading it. His wordplay and comedic style are as strong as ever, things just felt rather typical for the type of misadventures Rincewind gets up to. It is after the matter with the hat gets resolved and he must decide what to do next that things get much more interesting. The highest point in this book for me was unusually in the climax and conclusion, rather than the lead up, leaving things on a rather poignant tone. The situation does not get nicely wrapped up without consequences. The climax also has a sequence where I laughed harder than I ever have while reading Discworld novel by far. I don't know if Pratchett intended the same humour in it I saw, but it tickled me in such a way that I had to put the book down for about five minutes..."

https://musewithmeblog.wordpress.com/2017/04/25/book-review-sourcery-by-terry-pratchett/

Erik Shinker aka The Past Due Book Review is back with his thoughts on Interesting Times, including a fun "recommended or not" section at the bottom:

"Fraught with peril, politeness, and parody, Interesting Times continues the story of Rincewind; a man who seeks boredom in lieu of his naturally exciting life. Much of Interesting Times alludes back to the first two books of the Discworld series. The stage is set with Fate and Luck, two of Discworld's gods, playing a game (as was first mentioned in The Color (or Colour) of Magic). Fate never loses but Luck is tricky and challenges him, choosing none other than her favorite (or favourite) pawn... Interesting Times is filled with references to feudal Japan and ancient China. The people of the Agatean continent live in a state of forced isolationism; they believe everything outside their continent to be inhabited by ghost-vampires and refusing to believe otherwise because there was no one brave or curious enough to find out if it was true (until Twoflower, that is). The Red Army is also reminiscent of the Terracotta warriors that guard the tomb of the first emperor of China. Interesting Times takes the goofiness of Pratchett's humor and the wit necessary to craft a story that is not only entertaining, but one of the better works of fantasy I have ever read. The jokes are quick and serve the plot, rather than the reverse, and the story sets up the next book of Rincewind's adventures nicely..."

https://thepastduebookreview.com/2017/04/19/interesting-times-review/

...and The Idle Woman is back with her thoughts on Witches Abroad:

"I always enjoy the three witches, who have such wonderfully complementary characters and whose conversations fizz with authenticity. Nanny Ogg is a particular favourite – I'm sure we all know someone like her – and I was pleased to see brief reappearances of the Hedgehog Song and A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End. Magrat is, as ever, gently misguided and has given up some of her earth-motherliness in favour of the martial arts of the mystic east (having decided quite firmly that marrying the king, as seemed to be an option at the end of Wyrd Sisters, isn't her thing). And Granny Weatherwax is, as ever, far sharper than anyone around her and powerful in a vast elemental way that goes quite beyond the capabilities of her two coven-mates. But this book isn't just a delight for the main faces. There's a strong cast of secondary characters, of whom the two most striking must be the dwarf Casanunda (the Disc's greatest liar and second-greatest lover), for whom a stepladder is never far away; and, of course, Greebo. Greebo in human form is just a sheer delight – Pratchett has a ball with imagining how this scarred tomcat would translate to man-form... his is vintage Pratchett: a closely-focused story, cheerfully undermining traditional themes, with just the right number of cameos and allusions to spice the story, which barrels along at a fine pace..."

https://theidlewoman.net/2017/04/16/witches-abroad-terry-pratchett/

Blogger Ian Simpson aka The Forgotten Geek tests the Pratchett waters with Mort:

"The plot of Mort isn't particularly ground-breaking and most will know of it anyway... I thought it would be a familiar romp with some cutting insight into society. Comic novels are rare. Good ones rarer still. Genre-wise, I've read all of Douglas Adams oeuvre many times over, most of the early work of Robert Rankin (and some of the later), all of Jasper Fforde and the occasional random Tom Holt. Which I've enjoyed to varying degrees. So I did get the familiarity – the running gags, the knowing one-liners, anachronistic or out-of-context metaphors and of course the winks and conversations with the reader. Even footnotes. Love a bit of metafiction, me. What I also got was a fun (but not laugh-out-loud) fantasy genre romp. What I would call the perfect morning train read. Not too taxing to quickly get into at 7.15 on a Tuesday morning, and that means I'm the only commuter smiling. The things about the novel I liked the most wasn't the characters, although they were fun, and Death of course being the funnest, and it wasn't the plot. The descriptions of Discworld and how it works comes close. But… It was the sentences combined with Pratchett's wonderfully crafted wordplay that I enjoyed the most..."

https://theforgottengeek.wordpress.com/2017/05/07/on-reading-terry-pratchett-mort/

Blogger Georgia aka Deer Reeder reviews Wyrd Sisters:

"A reason why Terry Pratchett is up there in my top authors list (I would write it down if I wasn't constantly changing my mind!) is because his imagination is superb and the way he captures and wrestles it down into writing is just magical. No other author I know would literally personify a storm to that of an actor's life waiting for its big break. Don't get me wrong here for I am not meaning he compares the look of the storm to that of an actor at an audition. No, what he cleverly does is write in a third person narrative of the storm as if it was an actor, saying how it had played as an extra next to huge storms but had never got its break in the weather to show its true talent. It is these small witty details that make this book, and many others, such a joy to read..."

https://deerreeder.wordpress.com/2017/05/11/wyrd-sisters/

..and last, Nat Wassell on Cultured Vultures, this time deconstructing Unseen Academicals:

"As a story, I can't say that 'Unseen Academicals' is one of the best, but it has moments of greatness. I didn't really remember the story and only knew it was about football because of the front cover. It is about football, of course, but it is also one of the Ankh-Morpork 'species acceptance stories' and it is a Romeo and Juliet parody too. The 'species acceptance stories' could have been getting stale by now and a more critical eye might argue that they are, but I think Sir Terry gets away with it because none of the stories are only about that. Nutt, the little orc who defies any stereotype of his species, is the main character for sure, but this story is as much about the star crossed lovers Trev and Juliet and the irrepressible pie maestro Glenda as it is him. They're an endearing group, very young and wide-eyed, and they hold the whole thing together very well... The magic of 'Unseen Academicals', for me, is the way in which Pratchett has managed to distil the feeling of being at a match and put it into words. There's a moment where Glenda insists that football is 'not about the football', that 'It's the sharing. It's being part of the crowd. It's chanting together.' Nutt puts it more finely still, saying 'It is the lonely soul trying to reach out to the shared soul of all humanity, and possibly much further.' Now, I am the first to say that sometimes football can be overrated, and it is never worth some of the drama that happens alongside it, but being in a crowd, all supporting the same thing, is a feeling that is hard to describe, or has been until now. For me, football has never been about football and thanks to this book, I can explain that better now..."

https://culturedvultures.com/unseen-academicals-2009-discworld-discussions/

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09) ROUNDWORLD TALES: THE (EVEN MORE) REAL LESHP

We know about the Graham Island (Ferdinandea), the island that comes and goes, but sailor Hakan Larsson's actually watched one being born! Here, from his blogpost:

"After five miles we noticed brown, somewhat grainy streaks in the water. First we thought that it might be an old oil dumping. Some ship cleaning its tanks. But the streak became larger and more frequent after a while, and there were rocklike brownish things the size of a fist floating in the sea. And the water were strangely green and 'lagoon like' too. Eventually it became more and more clear to us that it had to be pumice from a volcanic eruption. And then we sailed into a vast, many miles wide, belt of densely packed pumice... We were so fascinated and busy taking pictures that we plowed a couple of hundred meter into this surreal floating stone field before we realized that we had to turn back. Just as we came out of the stone field and entered reasonably normal water we noticed that there came no cooling water from the engine. Not surprising, really. After cleaning the water filter the Yanmar diesel started again. Thank God! Without wind we would have been stuck in a sea of stone if the motor had failed... There are two active volcanoes south of Late island, adjacent to Metis shoal and Home reef. Since we didn't know which one had erupted, the extent of the eruption and it was getting dark the we decided to anchor in Vaiutukakau bay outside Vava'u for the night...

"A couple of hours ago we identified the active volcano as the one close to Home reef, and we are on our way there now to take a closer look. We are two miles from it and we can see the volcano clearly. One mile in diameter and with four peaks and a central crater smoking with steam and once in a while an outburst high in the sky with lava and ashes. I think were the first ones out here so perhaps we could claim the island and name them..."

http://yacht-maiken.blogspot.com.au/2006/08/whales-and-volcanoes.html

The original photos are at http://yacht-maiken.blogspot.com.au/2006/08/stone-sea-and-volcano.html

The Snopes article has larger photos: http://www.snopes.com/photos/natural/maiken.asp

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10) IMAGES OF THE MONTH

Monstrous Productions' adorable Errol for their latest offering (see item 5.2):
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_zsrUZXkAAOsSz.jpg

The Josh Kirby Estate channels Winston Churchill:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-wZ3OIXkAEvpHZ.jpg

Stephen Briggs and friend, at the Terry Pratchett Owl Parliament opening:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-gxxpwXkAIXzRN.jpg

...and Rob Wilkins and friend, ditto:
http://bit.ly/2qDscxa

Terry (or possibly Terri, they said) Pratchett, a lovely Humboldt Penguin chick hatched at Birdworld on their Terry Pratchett Day:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-gu6e6XcAERXeQ.jpg

The Goddess Narrativia, at the Ankh-Morpork Consulate in Wincanton:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-gxxpwXkAIXzRN.jpg

A fine sign at the Owl Parliament: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-gdC7nXsAE9ibg.jpg

The cast of Carlton Theatre Group's production of Wyrd Sisters this month in Wimbledon:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_x53EAXkAAkS07.jpg:large

...and a perfect Nanny Ogg at the recent Oz Comic Con in Adelaide:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8XXYwwVoAA3YX4.jpg

..and most appropriate for the month of May, a beautiful Glorious Revolution poster by yoodi-djxor3, courtesy of Flynn the Cat:
http://bit.ly/2pXIimG

...and lastly, when worlds collide:
http://bit.ly/2qDz2Tv

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11) CLOSE

Before I forget, an embarrassed correction: somehow in last month's Close I typed "Don't forget to start gathering your violets for the Glorious 25th" when I meant lilacs. LILACS! D'oh!

Anyway, that's the lot for May. Take care, and we'll see you in June!

– Annie Mac

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Copyright (c) 2017 by Klatchian Foreign Legion
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Newsletter of the Klatchian Foreign Legion
May 2016 (Volume 19, Issue 5, Post 1)


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WOSSNAME is a free publication offering news, reviews, and all the other stuff-that-fits pertaining to the works of Sir Terry Pratchett. Originally founded by the late, great Joe Schaumburger for members of the worldwide Klatchian Foreign Legion and its affiliates, including the North American Discworld Society and other continental groups, Wossname is now for Discworld and Pratchett fans everywhere in Roundworld.
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Editor in Chief: Annie Mac
News Editor: Vera P
Newshounds: Mogg, Sir J of Croydon Below, the Shadow, Mss C, Alison not Aliss
Staff Writers: Asti, Pitt the Elder, Evil Steven Dread, Mrs Wynn-Jones
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Book Reviews: Annie Mac, Drusilla D'Afanguin, Your Name Here
Puzzle Editor: Tiff (still out there somewhere)
Bard in Residence: Weird Alice Lancrevic
Emergency Staff: Steven D'Aprano, Jason Parlevliet
World Membership Director: Steven D'Aprano (in his copious spare time)


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INDEX:

01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH
02) EDITOR'S LETTER
03) DISCWORLD: BAD FOR CHILDREN? UM, NO
04) ODDS AND SODS
05) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS
06) DISCWORLD GAMES NEWS
07) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS
08) DISCWORLD ARTS AND CRAFTS NEWS
09) AROUND THE BLOGOSPHERE
10) ROUNDWORLD TALES: EXPLODING BILLIARD BALLS, CHEESE ROLLING
11) IMAGES OF THE MONTH
12) CLOSE

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01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH

"I know what my father would say if anyone told him that his books encourage "difficult behaviour." He would say 'Good!'"
– Rhianna Pratchett on Twitter, reacting to the daft "news" (see item 3 below), 7 May 2016

"Fantasy "encourages difficult behaviour." Yes, like thoughtfulness, an open mind and frequent use of the imagination" – ibid

"The logic of dictators and book-burners throughout history, crystallised in all its nonsensical glory: that imagination can only flourish when it's kept inside a cage. "
– author Samantha Shannon, on the same subject

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02) LETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR

So there I was, relieved that I'd remembered to put a Glorious 25th post up on the Wossname blog and sure I could find the time to finish collating bits for the full May issue... and suddenly it was midnight of last night and I realised I was about to run out of May. Oops!

After a rush to panic stations, working through much of last night and again after work today, I *think* this is the May issue. Possibly even free of major mistakes. Here's hoping...

– Annie Mac, Editor

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03) THERE'S ALWAYS ONE...

First reported in early May by Ben Falconer in the Gloucester Citizen:

"Pupils at an alternative school have been told stories including Harry Potter should be a closed book. The headteacher of Nailsworth's Acorn School believes JK Rowling's stories of the schoolboy wizard, which have sold millions worldwide to be 'insensitive and addictive', 'encourage difficult behaviour' and 'can damage the sensitive subconscious brains of young children.' In his blog on the school website, Graeme Whiting said: 'I want children to read literature that is conducive to their age and leave those mystical and frightening texts for when they can discern reality, and when they have first learned to love beauty. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, The Hunger Games, and Terry Pratchett, to mention only a few of the modern world's "must-haves", contain deeply insensitive and addictive material which I am certain encourages difficult behaviour in children...' He declined to comment on the record and referred us to a parent of a boy at Acorn School and former teacher there, Nikki Ellis. She said: "I absolutely agree with Graeme Whiting's views. For me, having read the first book of Harry Potter and watched one of the movies I feel that the darkness of the books is so palpable that it wasn't the sort of thing that we would want to expose young children to in their formative years. I thinks there's an element that's so detailed and about occultism that it can desensitise children to the dark things in the world at a time when we want to build them up in a positive way. They are being exposed to things that can drag them into the dark world and the occult. And particularly in Harry Potter it suggests that ordinary people are boring or wrong and only the people who have magic powers are interesting. And right from the beginning the child is orphaned. These things are portrayed in a graphic way." She suggested that children should not read Harry Potter books before the age of 12. She was also said that parents should pay attention to other children's literature, including books by Roald Dahl. "I love the humour of Roald Dahl but there's a degrading element to his books. There are better books out there for children." She suggested that Michael Morpurgo's books, as well as classics like Heidi, and Little House on the Prairie were all more suitable books for nine and ten year olds. "We as adults have can become complacent, but parents should really look at it from the child's point of view.'..."

http://bit.ly/1sHPUpL

...and by Jamie Wiseman in the Stroud News and Journal:

"Graeme Whiting, head of Nailsworth's Acorn School, said the much-loved books which have between them sold millions of copies worldwide, can 'damage the sensitive subconscious brains of young children'. Writing in a blog post titled 'The Imagination of the Child' on the school website, Mr Whiting criticised the sensationalism and occultism of modern literature, which he believes 'encourages difficult behaviour in children'. Preferring instead the 'old-fashioned values of traditional literature' he said pupils should instead be exposed to beauty of Wordsworth, Keats, Shelley, Dickens and Shakespeare. The founder of the independent school, which has been ranked as 'outstanding' by OFSTED, suggested children should need a 'special licence' to buy the texts. 'Children are innocent and pure at the same time, and don't need to be mistreated by cramming their imagination that lies deep within them, with inappropriate things,' he wrote... The SNJ approached Mr Whiting but he was not available to comment at the time. No one from the school was available to comment."

http://bit.ly/1OZl3Kg

...and was picked up and sent around the world, ending up in such press organs as the Los Angeles Times, where Michael Straub showed a proper amount of eye-rollery:

"Whiting praised the 'old-fashioned values of traditional literature,' offering as examples William Shakespeare, John Keats, Charles Dickens and 'Shelley.' (He didn't specify whether he meant Percy Bysshe Shelley, author of 'The Necessity of Atheism,' or Mary Shelley, author of the pioneering horror novel 'Frankenstein.')..."

http://lat.ms/1T7nZIH

...and here be a good op-ed in The Guardian by author Samantha Shannon, examining the differences (if any) between what this Whiting entity considers "old-fashioned values of traditional literature" and "dark, demonic literature":

"Let's take Shakespeare as our main example. If you're not familiar with Titus Andronicus, one of the Bard's earliest plays, you should know that in it, Lavinia, daughter of Titus, is brutally raped. To ensure that she can betray her rapists' identities to no living soul, they take her hands and tongue. Her rapists mock the silence they inflicted: 'So, now go tell, an if thy tongue can speak, / Who 'twas that cut thy tongue and ravish'd thee'. She is eventually able to name them only by gripping a stick in her mouth, steadying it with the stumps of her arms, and scratching their names in the dirt. She lives long enough to see them murdered by her father – who then murders her, in turn, out of shame that she was raped. Titus then has the rapists baked into a pie. If that's not going to damage the 'sensitive subconscious brains of young children', nothing will. When I tried to think of an instance of similar grotesqueness in Harry Potter, the closest I could remember with was the scene in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire in which Wormtail slices off his own hand, providing the necessary 'flesh of the servant' to resurrect Voldemort. Grim, yes – but let's face it, it's not quite in the same league as the image of the silent, violated, mutilated Lavinia... I'd be here all day if I were to continue plucking examples of fantasy from Shakespeare, but it's worth noting that some of Mr Whiting's other alternatives to the darkness of sensational literature include Keats and Shelley. (I'm going to assume he doesn't mean Mary Shelley, because her fiction is, you know, quite dark.) I'm no Keats scholar, but I have read 'Lamia', and good luck trying to explain the story behind that one to a nine-year-old..."

http://bit.ly/1WjP2Vm

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04) ODDS AND SODS

4.1 WHAT SIR PTERRY LEFT BEHIND

Some people seem keen to know what people they don't know leave in their wills. Here is an article about Sir Terry Pratchett's will, in The Sun:

"The Discworld genius died aged 66 in March 2015, eight years after being diagnosed with Alzheimer's. He sold more than 70 million books worldwide and famously dubbed his dementia an "embuggerance".Sir Terry, who once described writing as 'the most fun you can have with you clothes on', left a detailed 15-page will. But his legacy, which amounted to £11.4 million after tax, was far less than the £42 million some experts claimed he had made from his 40-book Discworld series. Sir Terry's will put the sum into a trust run by his widow, Lady Lyn, 72, and the Queen's bankers, Coutts. It will pay Lady Lyn an income during her lifetime and also benefit the couple's daughter Rhianna, 39, and her children. The author, one of biggest-selling British writers in history, also left his £1.5 million manor house and its farmland in Broade Chalke, Wilts, to his family..."

http://bit.ly/1Pe2NCy

4.2 ILLUSTRATING MORT

An image-heavy piece in n The Guardian about the Folio Society's "illuminated" edition of Mort, fully illustrated by Omar Rayyan. Do go have a shufti at the images themselves, but for now, here are some text extracts, quoted from the illustrator himself:

"Mort is one of my favourite books. I don't get as much time to read as I would like, but I felt it important that I knew the all the Discworld novels, not just this one. For one summer, I listened ravenously to the entire series on audiobook while working on other projects. That really solidified my respect for Pratchett and his use of Discworld as a mirror held up to our society … you name it, it is there."

"Being asked to illustrate Discworld was a brilliant opportunity. The works are iconic, the world is visually rich, but this also made it more daunting. The possibility of stepping on someone else's vision of that world, which is made so real and concrete in the books, is frighteningly great. It was truly a daunting challenge with more responsibilities than any other commission I have had. But what fun!"

"I have not met or spoken with Paul Kidby – that he has been the main illustrator associated with Discworld has made presenting my interpretation that much more tricky. Paul's fantastic paintings are great fun and I love the movement, energy, humour and over-the-top detail. I know my vision has a tad different flavour than his, but I hope he approves of my efforts."

http://bit.ly/1TTGZfA

For the serious collector, copies of the Folio Society's illustrated Mort can be purchased from the link below:

http://www.foliosociety.com/book/MOR/mort

Be warned: it will set you back a bit (e.g. the Australian price is $74.95). Then again, the leather-bound limited edition – long since sold out – cost rather a lot more:

"The Folio Society Limited Edition of Mort has become the fastest selling title in Folio history – selling out in 13 hours. The edition of the Terry Pratchett novel, which was limited to 500 copies, went on sale for £120 a copy... The book was bound in black leather (to replicate Mort's volume in Death's own library) with the title blocked in gold leaf on the spine, and is accompanied by an exclusive print signed by the artist, Omar Rayyan. Folio editorial director, Tom Walker, said: 'We simply couldn't resist following what felt like a design instruction directly from the bony hand of Death – in the final pages of the book Death's apprentice, Mort, is given the book of his own life from his master – we followed the description precisely to create this wonderful limited edition version of the Folio Mort. Both editions feel worthy of a place on the shelves of the Unseen Library'..."

http://www.thebookseller.com/news/folio-title-sells-out-13-hours-329763

4.3 LOST IN AMERICA?

The University of Alabama is offering a Terry Pratchett interim course... apparently as no-one in America has heard of him. Er...

"Andrea Barton, an instructor in the University of Alabama English department is teaching an interim course of Terry Pratchett's work, dubbed "Special Topics in Literature: Discworld." Pratchett, an English author of fantasy novels, specifically comical works, is renowned for his Discworld series of 41 novels... Barton did not rule out the possibility of most Americans not recognizing Terry Pratchett, an author who earned appreciation for his Discworld series of 41 novels and who sold more than a staggering 85 million copies of his books across 37 languages in his career that spanned five decades. He was appointed as an OBE (Officer of the Order of the British Empire)... Barton admitted it's strange that not many Americans actually recognize Pratchett, despite his work being so accessible to readers. He presented a very smart blue-collar personality. Barton also pointed out that 'It's interesting that the higher you go in academia, the more likely they are to recognize his work.'..."

http://bit.ly/25xbvDf

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05) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS

5.1 NEW: WYRD SISTERS IN DARLINGTON, FOURECKS (JUNE - JULY)

Darlington Theatre Players will present their production of Wyrd Sisters in June and July.

When: 17th June–9th July 2016
Venue: Marloo Theatre, 20 Marloo Road, Greenmount, Western Australia (phone 08 9255 1212)
Time: 8pm evening shows; 2pm Sunday matinees
Tickets: adults $22, concession/child $20, family ticket $70, available from Gwyne Marshall (Bookings Officer) at the Marloo Theatre Box Office (phone 08 9255 1783). To purchase online, go to http://www.marlootheatre.com.au/wyrdsisters nd click on the Buy Tickets button

http://www.marlootheatre.com.au/

5.2 REMINDER: WYRD SISTERS IN BEDFORDSHIRE (JUNE)

The Masquerade Theatre Group will be bringing their production of Wyrd Sisters to the stage in early June.

When: Friday 3rd & Saturday 4th June 2016
Venue: Parkside Community Hall, Woburn Street, Ampthill, Bedfordshire MK45 2HX (phone 01525 634 215)
Time: 7:45pm
Tickets: £10, available from 07817528077 or masqueradetheatregroup@gmail.com

5.3 NEW: MORT IN BERKSHIRE (JULY)

Theale Green School will be staging Stephen Briggs' adaptation of Mort in July! There are two in-school performances scheduled, and then one performance that is open to the public at a separate venue.

When: 13th July
Venue: Greek Theatre, Bradfield College, Bradfield, Reading, Berks RG7 6BZ (13th)
Time: 7pm
Tickets: £7 (£5 concessions). Purchasing information TBA

5.4 REMINDER : LORDS AND LADIES IN NEWCASTLE (JULY)

The People's Theatre, "the premier amateur theatre company in the North of England", will stage their production of Lords and Ladies, adapted by Irana Brown, in July. "We're no strangers to Discworld and this funny and fast-moving adaptation of (the much-missed) Sir Terry's fourteenth novel sees the welcome return of Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg to our stage. It promises to be lots of fun, so book early to avoid disappointment!"

When: 19th-23rd July 2016
Venue: People's Theatre, Stephenson Road, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE6 5QF. Phone: (0191) 275 9875
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: £13.50 (£11 concessions). Box Office on 0191 265 5020 or email tickets.peoplestheatre@email.com. (Box Office is open weekdays 10.30am–1pm and Mon, Wed, Fri evenings 7.30–8.30pm). To book online, go to the inappropriately-named Intelligent Tickets, and be prepared to jump through a truly daft series of hoops:
http://www.intelligent-tickets.co.uk/index.php?th=pe

http://bit.ly/1lMl3Vj

5.5 REMINDER: WYRD SISTERS IN RICHMOND, YORKSHIRE (JULY)

The Richmond Amateur Dramatic Society will be staging their production of Wyrd Sisters in July

When: 28th–30th July and 4th–6th August 2016
Venue: Georgian Theatre Royal, Victoria Road, Richmond, North Yorkshire, DL10 4DW
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: £6.50 to £12.50, available online at https://tickets.georgiantheatreroyal.co.uk/ or ring the box office 01748 825252

http://www.richmond-ads.org.uk/
http://www.georgiantheatreroyal.co.uk/

5.6 REMINDER: MORT IN YORK (JULY)

We Are Theatre will be presenting their production of Mort in July. Getting closer now...

When: 21st and 22nd June 2016
Venue: Joseph Rowntree Theatre, Haxby Road, York YO31 8TA
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: £10 (£8 concessions), available from the York Theatre Royal box office (phone 01904 623568). For group bookings, contact wearetheatre@googlemail.com or ring 07521 364107

www.wearetheatre.co.uk

5.7 REMINDER: CARPE JUGULUM IN SLOUGH (JULY)

Colnbrook Amateur Stage Theatre aka CAST will stage their production of the Stephen Briggs adaptation of Carpe Jugulum in July!

When: 13th-16th July 2016
Venue: CAST, Colnbrook Village Hall,. Vicarage Way, Colnbrook, Berks SL3 0RF. Phone 07944 215487 (Secretary)
Time: 7.45pm all shows
Tickets: TBA. Normally £8 (£6 concessions), eventually available online at http://www.cast-online.org.uk/box-office/

http://www.cast-online.org.uk/

5.8 REMINDER: GOING POSTAL IN CARDIFF (AUGUST)

The Monstrous Productions Theatre Company, who specialise in staging Pratchett plays and have so far raised – and donated – over £18,000 for Alzheimer's Research UK, are taking on the Ankh-Morpork Post Office for their next project!

"Moist Von Lipwig is a conman, forger and all-round confidence trickster, always on the look out for the next big game. Until one of his many personas has a run-in with the law and is hanged to within a inch of his life. And so begins the biggest game of all. He must restore Ankh-Morpork's defunct post office to it's former glory or else have a second shot at dancing the hemp fandango. On his side he has the Disc's oldest junior postman, Stanley ('ask me about pins!') and his pottery probation officer, Mr Pump. It's a mighty task, made mightier by competition from Ankh-Morpork's newest technology, the Clacks, and its piratical owner, Reacher Gilt."

When: 17th-20th August 2016
Venue: The Gate Arts Centre, Keppoch Street, Roath, Cardiff CF24 3JW
Time: 7.30pm evening shows (doors open at 7pm); 2.30pm matinee on the 20th (doors open 2pm)
Tickets: £8 (£6 concessions), available from http://7889269b08cd.fikket.com/ – also by email (monstrousproductions2012@gmail.com, pay by cheque or bank transfer)

Also, if you are local to the Cardiff area (or fond of travelling), the Monstrous company works to a great model: "We announce auditions for upcoming productions about a month before casting. We have a laid back audition process and people travel from all over the South Wales area. No experience is necessary, our only stipulation is that members must be over 18 and younger than 70. Membership is £10 per year. We rehearse twice a week over the course of a few months, with some social activities thrown in."

http://www.monstrousptc.com/

5.9 REMINDER: GUARDS! GUARDS! IN BRISBANE (OCTOBER)

The Brisbane Arts Theatre takes on yet another Discworld play later this year, in October and November.

"From the legendary author Sir Terry Pratchett comes the eighth novel in the Discworld series and first featuring the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. Long believed extinct, a superb specimen, The Noble Dragon has appeared in Discworld's greatest city. Not only does this unwelcome visitor have a nasty habit of charbroiling everything in its path, in rather short order it is crowned King (it is a noble dragon, after all). With some help from an orangutan librarian, it is the task of the Night Watch to overpower the secret brotherhood and restore order to the kingdom in this fantastical Discworld adventure."

When: 8th October through 12th November 2016
Venue: Brisbane Arts Theatre, 210 Petrie Terrace, Brisbane, QLD 4000. Phone: (07) 3369 2344
Time: 8pm Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays (except 10th November); 6.30pm Sundays (16th & 30th October)
Tickets: Adults $31, Concession $25, Group 10+ $25, Group 75+ $20, Student Rush $10 (10 mins before curtain), available online at http://bit.ly/1QGbXBF

http://www.artstheatre.com.au/show/guardsguards

5.10 REVIEW: WYRD SISTERS IN MARYLAND

By Kyla Hanington:

"There is no stage for this production; the action takes place on the floor. No matter where you sit, at some point actors will be facing you and at another point they may well have their backs to you; this is a play which uses all 360 degrees. Because there's no stage, there's no set. Instead, the scene changes – and there are a lot of them, twenty-two! – are done with props and a large screen TV on one wall providing images of the settings. A wheeled cart is a table for a magic ball in one scene and a cauldron for another; the throne room is created by a chair with a golden cushion upon it. These prop-driven scenes work; the setting for each scene is clear and the changes between them happen quickly... Linda Pattison as Nanny Ogg is inspired. Terry Pratchett fans know Nanny Ogg as a joyful, rosy-cheeked, rogue; Pattison plays her with gusto. I could easily believe Pratchett met Pattison and then developed Nanny Ogg based on that meeting, so perfect was she for the role. She is particularly amusing when being threatened with torture; she delivers her cheeky lines with a twinkle in her eye that would have made Pratchett proud.

"The play's villains are the Duke and Duchess Felmet, played by John McCloskey and Cathy Barth respectively. McCloskey does a terrific Nixon impersonation and gets the audience squirming in their seats as he tries – in increasingly dramatic measures – to wash the blood off his hands. Barth is a stand-out as the Duchess. She's one to watch – her facial expressions as the Duke talks are hilarious, and she is able to convey with body language alone frustration, anger, and despair... The real show stealer, however, has no lines. Marie Nearing as Greebo the cat is without question the stand out performance of the play, and it's worth going to the show twice just so that one time can be spent watching what old Greebo gets up in each of her scenes. From coughing up a hairball to batting at audience members' shoes to catching a mouse, Nearing does an incredible feline performance that is entertaining, amazingly accurate, and frankly riveting.

"Without a traditional set, costumes, make-up, sound, and special effects take on increased importance and the designers of these elements meet the challenge. Special effects and sound, designed by Steve Beitzell, and managed by Kathryn Breon for the performances, create ambience and, of course, the magic used by the witches. Along with the smoky demon, there are flames, flashes, bangs, and an earthquake. Make-up and costumes capture time, place, and characters beautifully. Pattison as make-up designer does a stand-out job; of particular note is her work in creating the demon, the cat, and the ever-increasing blood on the Duke's hands..."

http://dcmetrotheaterarts.com/2016/05/09/wyrd-sisters-mad-goddard-space-flight-center1/

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06) DISCWORLD GAMES NEWS

6.1 "CLACKS" AND "GUARDS! GUARDS!": STILL A FEW COPIES LEFT FOR SALE!

This from the Backspindle lads:

"The last of our Guards! Guards! games have been selling out. Once the copies we have are sold, there will be no more printed as the licence has ended. Copies can still be ordered here (FREE UK delivery): http://www.backspindlegames.com/guards-guards/

"Our Clacks! game has sold out in shops around the UK and the US. We have very limited stock remaining in our warehouse, but are hoping to go to reprint soon in English, Polish and in Czech. If you'd like to order a copy, you can from here http://www.backspindlegames.com/clacks/

"We also have a few Moist von Lipwig miniatures available too."

6.2 SHAMELESS PLUG DEPARTMENT

Codinca, by Backspindle Games, isn't a Discworld game, but it *is* an exciting-looking game and the Backspindle lads deserve a plug for all they've done for Discworld tabletop gaming!

"We are delighted that our new very cool pocket/travel version of Codinca is now available on pre-order from our website. The game is being released at this year's UK Games Expo and pre-ordered copies can be collected there. As we are flying in a limited amount for the Expo we hope to dispatch the other pre-ordered games by w/c 27 June 2016.
At the UK Games Expo we are also running the first ever British 'Speed Codinca' championship. Players play two-player games against each other and a chess timer. You can try the game and sign up on the Friday, then try to win the 'very cool one-off trophy and some of our games' on the Saturday at our Booth, F7.

"In 2012 Codinca was shortlisted as one of the best new strategy games at the UK Games Expo. Since then we have improved it, made it travel size, made the playing tiles chunky and bright (see below) and have had lots of great feedback with players at recent conventions... The game includes rules in English, French, German, Spanish, Polish & Dutch. It is quick to learn and is a super 10-15 minute filler game."

For a short how-to-play video, go to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke1wTOQMDp8

Pocket Codinca is priced at £14.99 plus postage. For more information, and to pre-order, go to:

http://www.backspindlegames.com/codinca/

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07) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS: UPDATES AND REMINDERS

The Broken Drummers, "London's Premier Unofficially Official Discworld Group" (motto "Nil percussio est"), meets next on Monday 6th June 2016 2016 at the Monkey Puzzle, 30 Southwick Street, London, W2 1JQ. For more information, go to http://brokendrummers.org/ or email BrokenDrummers@gmail.com or nicholls.helen@yahoo.co.uk

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Canberra, Australia's Discworld fan group is Drumknott's Irregulars: "We are a newly established Terry Pratchett & Discworld social group in Canberra called Drumknott's Irregulars. The group is open to all, people from interstate and overseas are welcome, and our events will not be heavily themed. Come along to dinner for a chat and good company. We welcome people all all fandoms (and none) and we would love to see you at one of our events, even if you're just passing through. Please contact us via Facebook (_https://www.facebook.com/groups/824987924250161/_) or Google Groups (_https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/drumknotts-irregulars_) or join us at our next event."

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"The Gathering of the Loonies (Wincanton chapter)" is a public Facebook meeting group: "This group, by request of Jo in Bear will continue to be used for future unofficial (not run by the Emporium) fan Gatherings in Wincanton. Look here for information."

https://www.facebook.com/groups/373578522834654/

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The Pratchett Partisans are a fan group who meet monthly at either Brisbane or Indooroopilly to "eat, drink and chat about all things Pratchett. We hold events such as Discworld dinners, games afternoons, Discworld photo scavenger hunts. Our recent 'Murder In Morpork' mystery party was a great night out. With 26 people attending, we had 24 suspects, our special guest – Vetinari, and one dead mime! It was a fun night of food and murder and we are planning another Murder in December so stay tuned. We also attend opening night at Brisbane Arts Theatre's Discworld plays." The Partisans currently have about 200 members who meet at least twice a month, usually in Brisbane.

For more info about their next meetup, join up at https://www.facebook.com/groups/pratchettpartisans/ or contact Ula directly at uwilmott@yahoo.com.au

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The City of Small Gods is a group for fans in Adelaide and South Australia.

"We have an established Terry Pratchett & Discworld fan group in Adelaide called The City of Small Gods, which is open to anyone who would like to come - you don't have to live in Adelaide or even South Australia, or even be a Discworld fan, but that's mostly where our events will be held, and we do like discussing Pratchett's works. Our (semi-) regular meetings are generally held on the last Thursday of the month at a pub or restaurant in Adelaide. We have dinner at 6.30pm followed by games until 9pm. The games are usually shorter games like Pairs, Sushi Go, or Tiny Epic Defenders, with the occasional Werewolf session, as these are the best sort of games that work in a pub setting. Every few months, we have a full day's worth of board games at La Scala Cafe, 169 Unley Rd, Unley in the function room starting at 10am. In addition, we will occasionally have other events to go and see plays by Unseen Theatre Company, book discussions on Terry's latest, craft, chain maille or costuming workshops or other fun social activities."

For more info, go to www.cityofsmallgods.org.au

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The Broken Vectis Drummers meet next on Thursday 2nd June 2016 (probably) from 7.30pm at The Castle pub in Newport, Isle of Wight. For more info and any queries, contact broken_vectis_drummers@yahoo.co.uk

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The Wincanton Omnian Temperance Society (WOTS) next meets on Friday 3rd June 2016 (probably) at Wincanton's famous Bear Inn from 7pm onwards. "Visitors and drop-ins are always welcome!"

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The Northern Institute of the Ankh-Morpork and District Society of Flatalists, a Pratchett fangroup, has been meeting on a regular basis since 2005 but is now looking to take in some new blood (presumably not in the non-reformed Uberwald manner). The Flatalists normally meet at The Narrowboat Pub in Victoria Street, Skipton, North Yorkshire, to discuss "all things Pratchett" as well as having quizzes and raffles. Details of future meetings are posted on the Events section of the Discworld Stamps forum:

http://www.discworldstamps.co.uk/forum/

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Sydney Drummers (formerly Drummers Downunder) meet next on Monday 6th June 2016 at 6.30pm (probably) in Sydney at 3 Wise Monkeys, 555 George Street, Sydney,2000. For more information, contact Sue (aka Granny Weatherwax): kenworthys@yahoo.co.uk

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The Treacle Mining Corporation, formerly known as Perth Drummers, meets next on Monday 6th June 2016 (probably) from 5.30pm at Carpe Cafe, 526 Murray Street, Perth, Western Australia. For details follow Perth Drummers on Twitter @Perth_Drummers or join their Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/Perth.Drummers/ – or message Alexandra Ware directly at <alexandra.ware@gmail.com>

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08) DISCWORLD ARTS AND CRAFTS NEWS

8.1 From Discworld.com:

"We have a host of handy pre-order options on the website to help you secure one of our exclusively embossed copies of Terry's forthcoming titles. Following The Shepherd's Crown paperback at the beginning of the month, 30th June sees the release of The Long Cosmos followed by the graphic novel of Small Gods on 28th July. The one you've all been waiting for and we've been selling in droves is Paul Kidby's Discworld Colouring Book, out on 11th August. Finally, it's The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner on August 25th, in both standard and slipcase editions. A great selection for the coming season, and there's sure to be something to keep you engrossed during those long summer days!"

To view pre-order options, go to http://discworld.com/products/pre-orders

Competition time! The current one is open until the 24th of June; all you have to do is answer correctly the following question, "Where did Vetinari wear the lilac sprig he picked up during the glorious revolution?", and you might win a "memorial goodie bag... with a second winner receiving a sparkly Terry silhouette T-Shirt as worn by the choir on the night!" To enter, go to:

http://discworld.com/gloroius-25th-may-competition

Also, although the Glorious 25th has come and gone gone this year, you can always order a special memorial Pin to wear next year, now that they're back in stock! "Commissioned for the Terry Pratchett Memorial, to celebrate Terry's life and work, this pin features a sprig of lilac, a symbol of Discworld remembrance immortalised in Night Watch. Measuring 30mm high, this pin spells out Terry's name in golden detailing."

Each Pin is priced at £8.00. For more information, and to order, go to:

http://discworld.com/products/collectables/terry-s-memorial-pin

8.2 From the Discworld Emporium:

* The Big Wahoonie t-shirt!

"Celebrate Ankh-Morpork in style with an official Big Wahoonie T-shirt!! This splendid shirt features Discworld's stinkiest vegetable, illustrated by Vladimir Stankovic, screenprinted onto sumptuous dark teal cotton. 100% heavyweight cotton tee with a slim & tailored style for a flattering fit. Please check your size carefully before ordering!"

Each Big Wahoonie t-shirt is priced at £15.00. For more information, and to order, go to:

http://www.discworldemporium.com/big-wahoonie-t-shirt

* The ever-popular Hard Boiled Egg!

Get ready for next year's Glorious 25th with the famous egg: "Comemmorate the Glorious 25th of May with Vimes and the Watch with this elegant inscribed hard-boiled egg - a fitting tribute to the boys of Treacle Mine Road. Each egg stands at 2 inches high, and is produced in an ivory finish and presented in a lilac cotton drawstring pouch."

Each Egg is priced at £5.00. For more information, and to order, go to:

http://www.discworldemporium.com/cunning-creations/Homeware/Hard%20Boiled%20Egg

* Tote that Turtle!

"Official Discworld tote bag featuring the sublime artwork of Joe McLaren, cover artist for the 2016 Discworld Calendar and Discworld Collector's Library Hardback editions from Gollancz.. Measures 37 x 43cm, with handles 32cm long. 100% cotton."

Each Turtle Moves tote is priced at £7.50. For more information, and to order, go to:

http://www.discworldemporium.com/the-turtle-moves/Turtle-Moves-Tote-Bag

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09) AROUND THE BLOGOSPHERE

Back to Nat Wassell of the Cultured Vultures blog, for a look at Maskerade:

"Maskerade is sometimes included on lists of what people dismissively call Pratchett's 'gimmick novels', a list that usually contains titles such as 'Moving Pictures', 'Soul Music' and the later 'Unseen Academicals'. In a lot of cases, I think that dismissing such titles as gimmicks dismisses some excellent work on Pratchett's part; I am, for example, still hung on up the quote from 'Moving Pictures' that talks about the human tragedy of never finding what you are good at doing and being able to do it. 'Maskerade' is a parody, that is not disputed, but it is a clever one, and not without moments of brilliance. I first read it before I had discovered 'The Phantom of the Opera' and enjoyed it well enough, but on this second read, knowing the source material, I can say that, like most parodies, it is definitely better for knowing what is being sent up... Pratchett returns to his use of the 'Macbeth' parody that opened 'Wyrd Sisters', a clever move because it hints subtly that this story will be of a similar vein to that one, and it is; 'WS' addressed the theatre, 'Maskerade' deals with the opera and all of its eccentricities. There is also the familiar discussion in this novel about good and bad, the nature of evil and the price of being good. Agnes says that she does not want to be a witch because 'they [witches] think that just because they're right that's the same as good!'. Late in the story, confronting the Ghost in the theatre, Granny says, 'The trouble is, you see, that if you do know Right from Wrong you can't choose Wrong. You just can't do it and live'. It is a topic that has come up before, but the choice the witches make every day, especially Granny, is such a defining part of her character that I do not think it hurts the reader to be reminded of it. Granny barely clings to her humanity and she knows it, so it is important that we know it too..."

http://culturedvultures.com/discworld-discussions-maskerade-1995/

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10) ROUNDWORLD TALES: FINDING HORACE, AND THE DANGERS OF OCTO-CELLULOSE

Cheese rolling never fails to amuse those of us who have never rolled a cheese. But some do take it very seriously:

"Thousands of people lined a steep hill in Gloucestershire to watch crowds of thrill-seekers fling themselves down in pursuit of a wheel of cheese. The 8lb (3.6kg) Double Gloucester is chased 200 yards down the 1:2 gradient Cooper's Hill at Brockworth every year. Chris Anderson, 28, won the first two downhill races - his 16th and 17th Cheese Rolling victories in total. 'It's brilliant, I'm really happy,' said the soldier from Brockworth who serves with 1 Rifles. 'My friend Izzy John sadly passed away recently so this is for him and his family. He won it multiple times,' he said. 'Cheese rolling is really important to Brockworth. It got cancelled in 2009 and the organisers this year have done a brilliant job and I'm really happy to win it for the community.'

"Competitors travelled from across the world to take part in the races with TV crews from across Europe also in attendance. Warning signs are put up around the site warning spectators and competitors that they are attending entirely at their own risk. In 2010 the official event was cancelled over safety fears when more than 15,000 people turned up the previous year to watch the competition. Since then it has been held unofficially with roads closed up to 2.5 miles (4km) around the slope."

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-36412881

Plastic billiard balls, back in the early days, were about as safe to use as anything the Ankh-Morpork Guild of Alchemists could come up with:

"Billiards played an important role in driving the development of synthetic plastic. In the Victorian era, billiard balls were made of ivory, a material created from carved tusks. But some feared (perhaps erroneously) that ivory's popularity was going to lead to a shortage of the material, as elephants would be hunted to near extinction. They were onto something—but it wouldn't happen for decades. Phelan and Collender, a major billiard table manufacturer, offered a $10,000 reward to any person who could make a non-ivory billiard ball. In 1869, an inventor named John Wesley Hyatt came up with a solution. He mixed nitrocellulose with alcohol and a waxy resin called camphor, and molded it into a ball that looked and felt a lot like ivory. This material, patented as Celluloid and later used for artificial dental plates, was the first mass-market synthetic plastic, launching what became known as the Age of Plastics.

"Unfortunately, nitrocellulose is also called guncotton, and it's combustible. It explodes so rapidly that it doesn't typically set anything on fire, but it can burst into flame and make a loud bang. And in boozy 19th-century pool halls, that was not such a great idea../. The clack of billiard balls rolling together can be a satisfying sound during a game well played. A small flash-bang going off in a dark, smoky billiard hall is another thing entirely..."

http://mentalfloss.com/article/64247/first-plastic-billiard-balls-routinely-exploded

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11) IMAGES OF THE MONTH

A great set of photographs from the official Terry Pratchett Memorial event in London, on Discworld.com:
http://bit.ly/1WuupWl

...and another one -- click on individual photos to enlarge:
http://bit.ly/1WutR2A

A perfect set of Wyrd Sisters, with a certain cat, from the MAD production (see item 5.10):
http://bit.ly/24I9WPd

Since I don't have any photo links for the Pratchett shepherding hut in winter, here's Amanda Owen's (aka The Yorkshire Shepherdess) so you can imagine Tiffany spending winter nights in hers:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiNKGsIXAAAmcgT.jpg:large

...and here is the inside cover illustration by Omar Rayyan, from the Folio Society.'s new edition of Mort:
http://bit.ly/20QJ2BQ

...and finally, a rare 'un from Stehen Player – Nanny Ogg and Casanunda's candlelit dinner in the Goat and Bush, from the 2015 Discworld Calendar:

http://playergallery.com/playergallery/2015_calendar.html#1

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12) CLOSE

And that's the lot for May. Take care, and we'll see you next month!

– Annie Mac

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Staff Writers: Asti, Pitt the Elder, Evil Steven Dread, Mrs Wynn-Jones
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INDEX:

01) MORE QUOTES OF THE MONTH
02) EDITOR'S LETTER
03) ODDS AND SODS
04) PAUL KIDBY NEWS
05) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS AND UPDATES
06) DISCWORLD ARTS AND CRAFTS NEWS
07) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS UPDATES AND REMINDERS
08) ROUNDWORLD TALES:
09) AROUND THE BLOGOSPHERE
10) MORE IMAGES OF THE MONTH
11) CLOSE

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01) MORE QUOTES OF THE MONTH

"When it comes to inventing characters, don't base a character on someone you know. But it may be a good idea to base the character on a type of character that you know, because lots of other people will know people like that. And if they know people like that, then half the work has been done for you."
– The Author, interviewed in April 2000

"We have lost a great man, but what he has left us is staggering."
– blogger Richard Cooper

"Print books were never going to be dead. That was coming from businesses that are selling e-readers. As new ways to read come into the market, people will use those too. It doesn't mean the death of the book or bookshop."
– Joel Becker, CEO of the Australian Booksellers Association

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02) A LETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR

The Glorious 25th is upon us! It would appear that since the death of our beloved Author, the Ankh-Morpork remembrance date from the events of Night Watch is becoming the general Terry Pratchett Day of Remembrance – and indeed why not. Pratchett fans around the world will be wearing lilac sprigs, or lilac badges, or lilac brooches, and for the many who also honour the late Douglas Adams on this same day ("Towel Day"), wearing or carrying lilac-coloured towels. Of course none of us were there at the Republic of Treacle Mine Road barricades, but it's the spirit that matters. So on this coming Monday, the Glorious 25th, do take a few minutes to quietly salute the heroes of the Glorious Revolution of Ankh-Morpork and most of all to salute their creator. Or celebrate the day noisily. Or toast them with a glass of lilac liqueur – er, you did remember to start brewing some a few weeks ago, didn't you? Oh well, if not, set this recipe aside until next March:

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Lilac-Liqueur

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You really, really do want to read the interview featured in item 3.4c. It's wide-ranging, it's intelligent, and it's full of glimpses into the thought processes of The Author at length. And it has banananana dakrys in it!

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Remember, it's still possible to buy a copy of Backspindle Games' famous "Guards! Guards!" board game before the licence – and supply – run out: http://www.guardsguards.com – and you can also now pre-order Clacks:

http://backspindlegames.com/clacks/

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By the way, the third quote in item 1 comes from an article about the sort of bookshop Aziraphale and the Librarian would certainly approve of, Kay Craddock's Antiquarian Booksellers in Melbourne city centre, which has been selling and cherishing beautiful books for a half-century. Here be a fascinating article about a fascinating shop:

"Stepping into the sunken bookshop in the neo-gothic Assembly Hall as regular customer Barry Humphries does, the theatrical bibliophile stands atop the stairs, inhales the air and declares: 'Kay, I'm back.' Just as the motorcar didn't kill the bicycle and film didn't kill radio, the e-book hasn't eliminated books or bookshops. Up to 1000 retailers nationwide have fought off the threat of the internet and e-readers with Nielsen BookScan​ data showing national book sales rose 2.3 per cent in 2014..."

http://bit.ly/1IQv0L7

And now, on with the show. Get those lilacs ready!

– Annie Mac, Editor

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...except at the Unseen Theatre in Adelaide, where Small Gods is opening tonight. If you are in South Australia, be sure to go see the production!

When: Opening Night Sat. May 16. Season continues Wed to Sat until May 30.
Venue: Bakehouse Theatre, 255 Angas Street, Adelaide
Time: All shows at 8pm
Tickets: Adults $20; Concession $18; TREv $16; Groups (10+) $16; Preview all tickets $15; Companion Card accepted.
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Staff Writers: Asti, Pitt the Elder, Evil Steven Dread, Mrs Wynn-Jones
Staff Technomancers: Jason Parlevliet, Archchancellor Neil, DJ Helpful
Book Reviews: Annie Mac, Drusilla D'Afanguin, Your Name Here
Puzzle Editor: Tiff (still out there somewhere)
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Emergency Staff: Steven D'Aprano, Jason Parlevliet
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INDEX:

01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH
02) EDITOR'S LETTER
03) THE STORY MUSEUM'S MORT WEEKEND
04) ODDS AND SODS
05) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS
06) DISCWORLD ARTS AND CRAFTS NEWS
07) DISCWORLD CONVENTION NEWS
08) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS
09) DISCWORLD GAMES NEWS
10) IMAGES OF THE MONTH
11) CLOSE

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01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH

"It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things."

– Jingo

"Terry Pratchett – who in his later works, was not only funny but deeply wise and humane. My wife and I were in the car on a road trip listening to the audio version of one of his books. And I said to her, 'I am going to fling myself out the window. I will never write anything this good.' There are no qualifications on my admiration for him."

– YA author Bruce Coville, who also has Paul Kidby as a sometime cover artist

Also, a new collection of "50 best quotes and photos" of Terry Pratchett (as recommended by Rhianna):

http://bit.ly/1BcVYmG

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02) A LETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR

A bit rushed for time this week (read: a *lot* rushed for time), but as there is already a fair amount of news and such, it's first issue of the month time...

The lads at Backspindle Games have announced an official release date for their new Clacks game – we already knew that. But now Clacks is available for pre-order, and the first 300 people to order will get "a very special pre-order 'giveaway'" Read it and squee (item 9.1)!

A Slip of the Keyboard is now available in paperback. Here be Penguin's blurb: "A Slip of the Keyboard brings together the best of Sir Terry's non fiction writing on his life, his work and the weirdness of the world: from Granny Pratchett to Gandalf's love life; from banana daiquiris to books that inspired him; from getting started as a writer to the injustices he fought at the end. With his trademark humour, humanity and unforgettable way with words, this collection offers an insight behind the scenes of Discworld into a much loved and much missed figure – man and boy, bibliophile and computer geek, champion of hats, orang-utans and the right to a good death." As always, I won't recommend any Amazon links, but I am sure you can get a good price via your local bookshop or through
https://www.myindependentbookshop.co.uk/

In The Telegraph, Kat Brown (she of the excellent tributes in earlier issues) has gathered a round-up of some of the best Pterry tributes:

http://bit.ly/1cyxosy

An action replay of sorts: I remember quoting from Professor Ian Stewart's tribute to Sir Pterry a few issues ago, but I'm not sure if I provided a link to the whole piece, so here it is. Includes a photo of all three authors of the Science of Discworld books, appropriately dressed for UU, at Sir Pterry's honorary Warwick University degree ceremony:

http://www2.warwick.ac.uk/newsandevents/news/magician

Remember, the Paul Kidby exhibition "Discworld and Beyond" continues at the Gosport Gallery through the 30th of this month! [And see item 4.4 for more Kidby wonderfulness! – Ed.]

Venue: Gosport Discovery Centre, High Street, Gosport, Hants PO12 1BT (phone 0300 555 1387)
Time: 10am to 5pm Monday to Saturday (the Gallery is closed on Sundays and public holidays)
Tickets: Free Admission for all

And now, on with the show...

– Annie Mac, Editor

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03) THE STORY MUSEUM'S MORT WEEKEND

The Oxford Story Museum will be running a Mort weekend on the Weekend Before the Glorious 25th:

"The Story Museum are proud to announce the return of Discworld Weekend, a celebration of Sir Terry Pratchett's phenomenally successful Discworld books. Taking place on the 23rd and 24th May 2015, this year's event is themed around the novel Mort, the story of a teenage boy who finds himself as Death's apprentice, with both disastrous and hilarious consequences. The weekend will see The Story Museum transform with a series of specially programmed events and installations including readings from Stephen Briggs (voice of the Discworld audiobooks), a talk from Discworld super-fan and convention regular Dr Pat Harkin, the chance to see Death and his horse Binky saddling up in our stables, a special MURDER A CURRY night with Terry's assistant Rob Wilkins as guest of honour, and an immersive trip through Death's own library and gardens..."

And an update from from Stephen Briggs about the Mort-like Hiring Fair. Sounds like it will be fun:

"Right, everyone – I've had a bit more information from the Story Museum about the Hiring Fair on 23/24 May ... this from Siobhan at the museum: 'Set-up: a few small tables around the courtyard with information on different jobs on them. A greeter with a clip board to do a quick "aptitude test" on people who want to become apprentices to best direct them. If we have enough volunteers, then have a person behind each job's table, who can read out a brief explanation of the job. I don't know if full costumes would be necessary – maybe just distinctive hats, like in the book, some wool for a shepherd etc. If we don't have enough volunteers then just pieces of paper with the job description. If we can work out miniature games/puzzles for each job that would give the apprentices something to do. And then just a stack of stickers where we can write hand-written labels for what job people have apprenticed at if they solve, or at least attempt to solve, their game/puzzle/task. For the aptitude test, I've a few easy questions written. I was thinking the last one could be "How do feel about cats?" and if they answer anything along the lines of "are nice", they get to be Death's apprentice since this is one of his famous quotes. The jobs mentioned directly or indirectly in the book were: Shepherd, Carter, Interior decorator, Carpenter, Thieves (rare) Beggar (rare), Toymaker, Mason, Farrier, Assassin, Mercer, Cooper, Hoodwinker, Ploughman and of course, Undertaker.

"'Since Jason will be there in his Wizard outfit, and a lot of Wizards do come from the Ramtops, maybe Unseen University could have a table for tempting prospective students. And if any come dressed as witches they wouldn't have a table, but could keep an eye on the crowd for candidates. This is just a thought that makes sense for more of the regular Discworld fans, so feel free to veto, but one other possibility for a couple of the job stalls would be to link recruitment into some of the other fan events around the world – so for example the assassins table could also have leaflets for the next Dutch event in June. The Irish event is Watch themed so the Watch could be signing people up. And the next UK Con is musical, so if there's a musician job stall they could also mention it there.
If we've got volunteers wearing relevant hats at most of the stalls, then they can be calling out the benefits of apprenticing to their industry...'"

When: Saturday 23rd May – Sunday 24th May 2015
Venue: Story Museum, Rochester House, 42 Pembroke Street, Oxford OX1 1BP (phone +44 (0)1865 790050)
Time: 10am – 5pm Tues-Sat (when open); 11am-4pm Sundays (when open)
Tickets: The Discworld Weekend is included with a standard museum entry ticket. Single tickets are priced at £7.50 (£5 concessions). Family tickets are £20 (4 people including at least 1 child); no charge for children under 2 years of age; groups of 10 or over receive 10% off, only if they book through The Story Museum (01865 790050). Online booking is no longer available, but there may be tickets at the door; ring to check first!

Tickets for the MURDER A CURRY evening will be sold separately. "Dine on Death's favourite food, cooked by celebrity chef Sophie Grigson as part of our Discworld Weekend. Dress with a dash of Discworld and come ready to answer Discworld questions and to choose your favourite passage from Mort." Here be the running order for the evening:

19:00 Welcome drink, close up magic, wink murder, and the kind of canapes Death would never have approved of
20:00 Curry – mild or strong
Meringue-Utans
21:00 Discworld Quiz compiled by Jason Anthony, editor of Discworld Monthly
21:30 Candlelit readings of favourite passages from Mort by Stephen Briggs
22:30 Ends

Tickets are priced at £25 per person including dinner, welcome drink, magic, quiz and candlelit readings, and can be purchased by emailing tickets@storymuseum.org.uk or by phoning 01865 790050.

http://www.storymuseum.org.uk/whats-on/discworld-weekend/

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04) ODDS AND SODS

4.1 RADIO TRIBUTE TO THE SCIENCE of... PTERRY

ABC Radio (that's the Fourecksian version of the BBC) presents a programme on the science in Sir Terry Pratchett's writing. The transcript is available via the link below:

"Terry Pratchett was an English author of fantasy novels. His Discworld series is 40 volumes. He has sold more than 85 million books in 37 languages. During the 1990s, Pratchett was the UK's best-selling author. Terry Pratchett suffered early onset Alzheimer's Disease and died in March 2015 aged 66. He donated nearly half-a-million pounds to Alzheimer's research and was the subject of a two-part BBC documentary about his life and illness. Physicist Len Fisher presents this tribute to Terry Pratchett. He says the scientific references, and scientific thinking in Pratchett's novels are too often overlooked."

http://lenfisherscience.com/53-terry-pratchetts-contribution-to-science/

The programme is available for download as well as for online listening. To download, right-click on the Download Audio button on the upper left or in the right-hand sidebar and select whatever your Hex uses for "save link as":

http://ab.co/1bGCd1E


4.2 FUNDRAISING FOR RICE

Emma Fuell is one of the people currently raising money for the RICE Centre in memory of Sir Pterry (see http://wossname.dreamwidth.org/12556.html for a photo of her lovely boots!): "I am raising money for RICE for The Research Institute for the Care of Older People (RICE) because of the late, great Sir Terry Pratchett. Donating through JustGiving is simple, fast and totally secure. Your details are safe with JustGiving – they'll never sell them on or send unwanted emails. Once you donate, they'll send your money directly to the charity. So it's the most efficient way to donate – saving time and cutting costs for the charity. So far I have raised £130 on eBay, selling sketches and hand made items."

Emma has raised an additional £245.00 to date through her JustGiving page:

https://www.justgiving.com/Emma-Fuell/


4.3 GNU NEWS

Worth a look: a Reddit page that keeps an eye on who's Sending Home!

http://www.reddit.com/r/GNUTerryPratchett


4.4 PAUL KIDBY'S DISCWORLD BARON

The Barons' Charter, "celebrating 800 years since the sealing of Magna Carta", is coming to Salisbury!

"In the summer of 2015, The Trussell Trust, together with Salisbury Cathedral and Wild in Art will stage The Barons' Charter – the biggest ever mass participation public art event ever seen in the city. The discontented Barons of medieval England created a charter that attempted to impose laws on King John to limit his power, greed and authority. The Great Charter of 1215 is the most celebrated document in English history and forms the foundation of liberty and the heart of the process that led to the rule of constitutional law. The Barons' Charter will include 25 life-sized decorated medieval baron sculptures to be displayed as an art trail across the city, from 12th June to 6th September 2015. They will then be auctioned in October to raise money for The Trussell Trust, the UK's leading poverty charity.

"We're pleased to announce that artist Paul Kidby will be painting a baron for The Barons' Charter! Paul is widely known as having been the illustrator for Sir Terry Pratchett's Discworld Novels since 1994, and his baron design titled 'The Discworld Knight' will reflect this, as well as being a tribute to the late author. Speaking about his design Paul said: '"The Discworld Knight" was inspired by the great writing of Terry Pratchett, who was knighted for his services to literature in 2009 and lived locally to Salisbury, so it seemed fitting that my baron celebrates his work and is a way for me to make a personal tribute to him following his sad death. His creativity bought so much inspiration and joy to so many of us. It was an honour and privilege to work with him and I owe him a great debt of gratitude.' Paul has previously been involved with other Wild in Art projects, having designed 'Eko' for the Elephant Parade in 2010 and 'The Ookbench' for the National Literacy Trust last year. Speaking about his involvement with The Barons' Charter, Paul said: 'I have lived locally to Salisbury for 16 years and I am proud of the city and its amazing heritage, not least the cathedral and the treasures like Magna Carta that it houses. I am also well aware of the fantastic work that The Trussell Trust does providing emergency food and support for those in crisis, therefore the opportunity to help raise funds and the profile of their work is important to me'."

http://www.thebaronscharter.org.uk/news/paul-kidbys-the-discworld-knight-baron/

Photos of the work in progress – the Discworld Massif cloak:

http://bit.ly/1GQHuBM and http://bit.ly/1DKT2Pt


4.5 READING DISCWORLD: IS THE BEGINNING THE PLACE TO BEGIN?

In The Guardian, an article by Sam Jordison reminding us why The Colour of Magic is far more than a throwaway before the main event:

"Would you recommend The Colour of Magic as a first book to someone who has never read Terry Pratchett before? Is it a good place to start with this month's Reading group? ... I wouldn't introduce someone to the Beatles with Please Please Me, I'd go straight for Revolver. But I'd still answer yes to both those questions. Even more so now that I've re-read The Colour of Magic, almost 30 years after it first introduced me to the delights of the Discworld. I say yes partly because it's going to be so interesting to compare this book to one of his later masterpieces and to see how Pratchett developed his writing as the years went on. Partly, because it's already so fascinating to see the origins of the Discworld and the source of so many other stories. And partly, because this book is still good. It's still more than worth reading in and of itself... Terry Pratchett explained on the BBC that it was 'written in protest' about a genre that he loved, but contained 'too many dark lords, too much lack of thought'. In a speech back in 1986, he also said: 'It was an attempt to do for the classical fantasy universe what Blazing Saddles did for westerns.' It was a successful attempt. As the failed wizard Rincewind and the proto-tourist Twoflower hurtle around the physically impossible, magically sustained geography of the Discworld, Pratchett makes sharp and telling points about the absurd skimpiness of female characters' outfits, the daftness of riding on the backs of dragons, the ridiculousness of the average quest. Yet while they may work, these digs also open up the biggest objection to reading The Colour of Magic. Whereas later Pratchett satirised the real world, here his target is both softer and more obscure..."

http://bit.ly/1KWPmAn

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05) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS

*** Editor's note: auditions for the Uppingham Theatre Company's October 2015 production of Wyrd Sisters are currently in progress. There are two more auditions dates to come this week – the 11th and the 13th. See item 5.8 for details!

5.1 NEW: WYRD SISTERS IN TORQUAY (MAY)

"Shiphay Amateur Dramatic Society are proud to present to you,Terry Pratchett's "Wyrd Sisters" adapted for the stage by Stephen Briggs."

When: 14th, 15th and 16th May 2015
Venue: St Johns Church Hall, Cadewell Lane, Shiphay, Torquay TQ2 7HP
Time: 7.30pm. (doors open 7pm)
Tickets: £6 adults, £4 students, £3 for under-16s. Call the Box Office on 07913 109 672. Tickets can also be purchased from the Shiphay Post Office.

Check out their poster, featuring a wonderfully rude Nanny Ogg, on the Wossname blog:
http://wossname.dreamwidth.org/13012.html

http://on.fb.me/1H4TqgB

5.2 NEW: AUDITIONS FOR MAKING MONEY IN BASILDON (MAY)

The Thalian Theatre Group, who have been presenting Discworld plays since 1996 (past productions include Going Postal, Maskerade, Carpe Jugulum, Wyrd Sisters, Guards! Guards!, Mort and Men at Arms), will be tackling Making Money later this year. For now, they are looking for cast members! Open auditions for Making Money will be held over the next two weeks. "Anybody is welcome to join!"

When: Tues. 12th May, Thurs. 14th May, Tues. 19th May and Thurs. 21st May 2015.
Venue: Laindon Community Centre, Aston Road, Laindon, Essex SS15 6NX
Time: from 8.00pm

http://thethalians.sharepoint.com/Pages/default.aspx

5.3 REMINDER: WYRD SISTERS IN BORDON, HAMPSHIRE (MAY)

The Phoenix Players' production of Wyrd Sisters starts next week!

When: Fri. 15th, Sat. 16th, Fri. 22nd and Sat. 23rd May 2015
Venue: Phoenix Theatre & Arts Centre, Station Road, Bordon, Hants GU35 OLR
Time: 7.30pm all performances
Tickets: £9, (Concessions/members £8)
Call 01420 472664 or email: info@phoenixarts.co.uk
Or to buy online, go to: https://kiosk.iristickets.co.uk/k?v=thephoenixtheatre

http://www.phoenixarts.co.uk/phoenix-players-wyrd-sisters

5.4 REMINDER: WYRD SISTERS IN EYNSFORD, KENT (MAY)

Riverside Players are currently presenting their new interpretation of Wyrd Sisters. Stephen Briggs' play has been specially adapted for this amateur production by the director, Rob Tizzard.

When: 15th & 16th May 2015
Venue: Eynsford Village Hall, High Street, Eynsford, Kent DA4 0AA
Time: Friday 15th, 7.45pm; Saturday 16th, 3pm & 7.45pm
Tickets: Adult £11, Concessions £9 (under 16s, over 60s and students with NUS card), Family £35 (2 adults and 2 concessions); Group Discount: buy 10 tickets, get one of them free! Applies to Adult and Concession
tickets only. Discount will be applied at payment stage.

http://www.riversideplayers.co.uk/

5.5 REMINDER: SMALL GODS IN ADELAIDE, FOURECKS (MAY)

Unseen Theatre's production of Small Gods opens next week!

"Although this production was planned quite some time before Terry's passing, some may see it as fate, others as simply co-incidence, that we decided on this particular one of his works that is concerned with theological and philosophical issues. Whatever your beliefs, we hope that it is a fitting tribute to him. Small Gods has all the usual comedy, action, and drama that we have come to expect from one of the most insightful minds of our era. It will also make you think about....well...everything, long after you have left the theatre!"

When: Preview Fri. May 15. Opening Night Sat. May 16. Season continues Wed to Sat until May 30.
Venue: Bakehouse Theatre, 255 Angas Street, Adelaide
Time: All shows at 8pm
Tickets: Adults $20; Concession $18; TREv $16; Groups (10+) $16; Preview all tickets $15; Companion Card accepted.
To book online, go to: www.bakehousetheatre.com
Tickets can also be purchased at the door on the night (subject to availability).

For a look behind the scenes pre-opening night, have a shufti at this short video: http://on.fb.me/1ANKwiT

http://unseen.com.au/

5.6 NEW: WYRD SISTERS IN BRIGHTON (MAY)

The Brighton University Drama Society, who presented their first Discworld play (Mort) in 2012, are back with their production of Wyrd Sisters, this time for the Brighton Fringe Festival. "In this unusual retelling of Macbeth, let BUDS take you on the back of the Great A'Tuin and bring you on an adventure to save a kingdom with three rather different witches." A percentage of proceeds will be going to The Research Institute for the Care of Older People (RICE) in honour of the late author.

When: 28th – 30th May 2015
Venue: Brighthelm Church & Community Centre, North Road, Brighton, East Sussex BN1 1YD
Time: All shows 7.30pm (show runs for 2 hours 30 minutes)
Tickets: £7 (£5 concessions) For online booking, go to:
http://boxoffice.brightonfringe.org/theatre/9181/wyrd-sisters

5.7 NEW: CARPE JUGULUM IN POTSDAM, BRANDENBURG (JUNE)

The English Drama Group will present their production of Carpe Jugulum in June.

When: 4th, 6th, 8th, 10th, 16th, 19th and 24th June 2015 (also 29th June at different venue; see below)
Venue: Potsdam University canteen, first floor, New Palais (Neues Palais) campus (4th through 24th); Hans Otto Theatre, Potsdam (29th)
Time: 6:30pm all campus shows; 7.30pm at Hans Otto theatre
Tickets: €5 (discount tickets €3)

http://edg-potsdam.jimdo.com/
http://www.facebook.com/EDGpotsdam
http://www.hansottotheater.de/ (not listed yet)

5.8 WYRD SISTERS IN UPPINGHAM, RUTLAND: AUDITIONS (MAY)

The Uppingham Theatre Company Wyrd Sisters will present their production of Wyrd Sisters in October (25th to 31st). But first, it's audition time:

When: 11th and 13th May 2015
Venue: Don't Paddy's, Market Place, Uppingham (upstairs front room)
Time: 7:00pm on all days

Casting will be for Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Magrat Garlick, Verence (late king of Lancre), Felmet, Lady Felmet, Vitoller, Mrs Vitoller, the Fool, Tomjon, Hwel, Sergeant, Demon, Robbers, Players, Guests, Guards, and Peasants. Also, additional people are needed to help with front-of-house duties during the production.

For updates, visit Uppingham Theatre's Facebook page:

www.facebook.com/pages/Uppingham-Theatre-Company/215743641793859

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06) DISCWORLD ARTS AND CRAFTS NEWS

Latest news and offers from the Cunning Artificers of the Discworld Emporium:

* The $1 Vimes stamp!

"The very first Discworld Stamp ever to feature His Grace, His Excellency, The Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes. Now a world-renowned (albeit reluctant) figure of authority and nobility, the Ankh-Morpork Post Office has honoured him with his own stamp; the $1 Vimes. As his portrait will betray, Lady Sybil may have persuaded him to wear his plumed helmet for the sitting, but she couldn't take away his cigar! Featuring the exquisite artwork of award-winning illustrator and Royal Mail artist Bill Sanderson, each stamp has been impressed with Watch-House blue using a vintage letterpress and traditional copper printing plate.

"Spot the sport! One stamp on every sheet contains a 'deliberate' mistake or variation – only included on whole sheets or in lucky LBEs. Stamp measures 32 x 45mm, Sheet measures 174 x 234."

The $1 Vimes stamp is priced at £1 per single stamp (£16 per 16-stamp sheet). For more information, and to order, go to: http://www.discworldemporium.com/$1Vimes

* The I Pity the Fool LBE!

"The latest edition of our Little Brown Envelope - a 'lucky dip' assortment of Discworld stamps, with a chance of sports and rarities! Each LBE in this edition contains two new issues from the Ankh-Morpork Post Office. The Fools' Guild 3p features the unnerving visage of guild leader Dr. Whiteface, while the $1 Vimes stamp (introduced in the last LBE issue as a limited edition lilac version) is the very first Discworld Stamp ever to feature His Grace, His Excellency, The Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes. Featuring the exquisite artwork of award-winning illustrator Bill Sanderson, each stamp has been impressed with Watch-House blue using a vintage letterpress and traditional copper printing plate. A generous sowing of sports, including those of the Fools' Guild 3p and $1 Vimes,
along with Dead Letter labels, the sought-after Patrician's Palace blue triangle and other rarities have also been sprinkled throughout the edition. Available while stocks last."

The I Pity the Fool LBE is priced at £5.00. For more information, and to order, go to: http://bit.ly/1zMCZpa

* The new Ankh-Morpork Post Office Definitives stamp set!

"A souvenir presentation pack from the Ankh-Morpork Post Office, containing six iconic Discworld stamps as created by Moist Von Lipwig himself in the pages of Going Postal. Features new designs for the Year of the Spinning Mouse, printed by Teemer and Spools in Ankh-Morpork. The ideal gift for any Going Postal fan! Measures 99 x 114mm, stamps contained in an acid-free cello pocket securely stapled to an attractive presentation card. Discworld Stamps are traditionally printed on authentic gummed stamp paper & perforated by hand."

The Definitives Stamp Set (Year of the Spinning Mouse edition) is priced at £4.00. For more information, nd to order, go to: http://bit.ly/1vldBPW

To see all the new stamps, go to http://bit.ly/1I1IxM3

* Thud is back!

"Based on the ancient struggle between Dwarf and Troll, Thud combines the magic of Discworld with cut-throat game play. As Vetinari's game of choice, Thud became the central theme to Terry Pratchett's 34th Discworld novel 'Thud!', made a cameo appearance in Sky One's film adaptations and is enjoyed by thousands of Discworld fans and gamers across the world. Thud is a game of two halves. A player takes his turn to play the fast moving Dwarfs as they attempt to trap Trolls in a carefully constructed ambush, only to then take the part of the fearless Trolls in the second battle as they lumber slowly yet powerfully around the board. You can learn to play in a matter of minutes, and game can last from half an hour to gruelling day-long battles. No two games are ever the same.

"Contained within a cotton travel bag, each set comprises 32 Dwarfs, 8 Trolls, a Thud stone,Thud board, rulebook and a treatise penned especially for Thud by Terry Pratchett himself. Also included are rules for Koom Valley Thud, a speed version of the game which has an entirely different dynamic – effectively this is two games in one! The Board measures 47 x 47 cms and is screenprinted onto durable, heavyweight natural cotton.The pieces are inspired by the Lewis Chessmen and are cast in resin with a carved bone effect finish.Dwarfs stand 35mms tall and Trolls stand at 62mms. Thud was devised by Trevor Truran and is produced officially and exclusively under licence of the Discworld Emporium."

Thud is priced at £32.00. For more information and to order, go to: http://bit.ly/1KtldI6

* De Chelonian Mobile: The Turtle Moves silver pin!

"Designed by Sir Terry Pratchett himself to function as those little fish emblems worn by followers of a certain religious sect. In other words, a symbol that would tell one Discworld fan to another that they shared the same taste in literature. First created for the 25th anniversary of Discworld these elegant pin badges continue to be a perennial best seller. Crafted in Precious solid silver complete with hallmark. The Turtle Moves!!

The Turtle Moves pin is priced at £15.00. For more information and to order, go to: http://bit.ly/1DXvUgR

Also...

* A Hogswatch Hiatus

"Everything has its season and nothing stays the same. This is a time for the Discworld Emporium to take stock.
For fifteen years we have welcomed fans from all over the globe to share in the joy of Discworld at our annual Hogswatch celebrations, which began in November 2000 when Terry officially opened the Emporium. However, over the past few years our business has rapidly evolved, and with growing demands on our time from our design work, online presence and mail order, the additional task of organising events has become increasingly difficult. With Hogswatch falling in the busiest retail month of the year, our small team is now under considerable stress to keep all the plates spinning.

"And so it is time for us to take a break. We are therefore having a hiatus from events this year, and hereby confirm that there will not be an official Hogswatch gathering this November. There are more reasons than can be explained in a few paragraphs, but fundamentally preparing an event for hundreds of visitors requires a huge amount of time, energy and resources – things that are simply not afforded to us at present, especially with the added strain of running a busy shop. With the added complication of health and safety requirements and little time to ensure that they are adequately managed, it would be foolhardy of us to continue at this time.

"This was a decision made last year when we limped into Christmas burnt out and broken after a wonderful but rather large Hogswatch that was unstoppably fuelled by the simultaneous blessing and curse that is social media. Since Terry's passing we have gained even more interest that has further reinforced our decision – an event this year really would be impossibly large, and to go ahead would be especially reckless. As our first concern is for the safety and well-being of the Discworld fans, we'll be wise to use this year to consider and plan for the future.
After the success of our last event we are pleased to be leaving it on a high note, and are comforted that we can do so at a time when there are so many outlets for Discworld fandom to flourish. If you have a burning desire to get involved we respectfully encourage you to share your enthusiasm with the wonderful teams behind the official Discworld conventions across the globe including IDWCON, DWCON, the Dutch and German conventions, and Nullus Anxietas.

"This is far from an easy decision to make and we know that many people will be disappointed, but we sincerely hope you will understand and support our decision."

Thank you,
The Discworld Emporium team

http://www.discworldemporium.com/information/HogswatchHiatus

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07) DISCWORLD CONVENTION NEWS

7.1 CABBAGECON UPDATES

Cabbagecon 3 is going ahead:

"Sir Terry Pratchett died on 12 March. We wish his family, his friends and all those who were close to him the courage and strength to carry on. Our thoughts are with them. We are convinced that he would want us to continue celebrating his works. On 27 and 28 June 2015 the third Dutch Discworld Convention Cabbagecon 3 will happen at the Tulip Inn Hotel Val Monte in Berg en Dal (near Nijmegen). It will be an occasion for fans of Sir Terry Pratchett from the Netherlands and abroad to meet up again and have some fun. We hope to see you too...

"This year the most stylish Guild of Ankh-Morpork will be opening its gates for aspiring Assassins. Do you have what it takes to survive as a trainee Assassin? Many dangers lurk during the orientation weekend and you could get inhumed in more ways than one ... We'll be releasing snippets of the Assassins' Guild syllabus soon. There you can read more about all various activities. Stay tuned!"

http://www.dutchdwcon.nl
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Cabbagecon/201272429889153


7.2 SASQUAN UPDATES

From Denise of the Seamstress Guild:

There is lots and lots of work going on behind the scenes regarding Discworld programming and events for Sasquan but much of it is a surprise, at least for now. But here is what I can tell you:

1. Sasquan is making ribbons for DW fans to wear on their badges so they can find one another. These will be purple and will say, "Ook".

Traditionally, the Seamstress Guild makes up their own ribbons which have their motto: Nil Volupti sine lucre. The guild will give these out at the parties they're hosting at Sasquan.

Discworld fans will be pleased to note that, in addition to all the great experiences offered by a Worldcon, Sasquan will be hosting Discworld programming, events, a Discworld exhibit, guild meetups, and our fabulous Seamstress Guild parties.

2. There is a million to one chance that we might, just possibly, if the stars align, be able to announce that some very special Discworld guests will be joining us at Sasquan. To say any more at this time would bring me to the attention of the Assassin's Guild.

3. We are looking for good photos of Terry taken by fans at Discworld conventions and other events to be used for a memorial in his honour. I've created a group board on Pinterest for fans to post their photos of Terry Pratchett. The board is here: Fan photos of Terry Pratchett – if you would like to participate, please join Pinterest (it's free) and ask for an invite.

https://www.pinterest.com/itbodes/fan-photos-of-terry-pratchett/

4. Here are the Membership maps (along with facts and figures) for those attending Sasquan/WorldCon 2015 – Join us at The Great Discworld Fan Gathering at Sasquan and make friends all over the world. Sasquan has recently welcomed new members from Chile, Estonia, Hungary, India, and Romania, North Dakota, Newfoundland, Saxony-Anhalt, and Yukon.

http://sasquan.org/member-numbers/

5. One of the Guests of Honour is David Gerrold, who, aside from his many accomplishments, is also a huge Terry Pratchett fan. Mr Gerrold has recently started a group called Just Us. These are Discworld fans who perform random acts of kindness at conventions and other events. We'll have more on this movement and what it might mean at Sasquan next month. We hope to see you there.

D.J. Connell
Discworld Liaison, Sasquan / Worldcon 2015
Chair, North American Discworld Connection
Founder, Seamstress Guild of North America
Co-founder: Dark Clerks of North America
@ItBodes

http://sasquan.org/guests-of-honor/

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08) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS

Before the regular group meetings, this one-off meetup: a Discworld gathering in Nottingham in July.

When: Saturday 11th July 2015
Venue: Wollaton Hall Deer Park And Gardens, Wollaton, Nottingham NG8 2AE
Time: 2pm start for picnic meeting; 5pm meal hunt; 7pm meet up again in the Trip To Jerusalem pub up by Brew House Yard Museum

The organiser is Elaine Boot (freddyboot@yahoo.co.uk), who says, "Come in fancy dress if you wish. Having something or wearing something Discworld will help us identify one another and using the phrase 'The turtle moves' will help too. People do not have to attend both park and the pub, they are welcome to attend just one. Both of the places can be reached easily by public transport and an all day bus ticket costs £3.50. If you travel in groups of 2 to 4 on Nottingham City Transport Bus (NCTX) you can get a group rider for £4.50. There are plenty of places to stay, there is even Travelodge Maid Marion Way."

https://www.facebook.com/events/438230283003902/

...and now back to our regular programme...

The Broken Drummers: "London's Premier Unofficially Official Discworld Group" (motto "Nil percussio est") meets on the first Monday of every month at the Monkey Puzzle, 30 Southwick Street, London W2 1JQ: "We welcome anyone and everyone who enjoys Sir Terry's works, or quite likes them or wants to find out more. We have had many visitors from overseas who have enjoyed themselves and made new friends. The discussions do not only concern the works of Sir Terry Pratchett but wander and meander through other genres and authors and also leaping to TV and Film production. We also find time for a quiz. The prize is superb. The chance to set the quiz the following month. If you enter via the beer garden, you will find us at the opposite end of the pub. If you have any problems, the staff can direct you."

Next meeting: Monday 1st June 2015

The Drummers' May meet report:

"So we met on May the Fourth. I had a Star Wars quiz prepared and a 'May the Force Be With You' badge as a prize. The quiz was typically raucous. Chris argued about one of the questions so much I accidentally revealed the answer. So just to confirm: the original movie was just called Star Wars. In 1981 it was re-released with the sub-title 'Episode IV: A New Hope'. That was so that The Empire Strikes Back could be Episode V. So there. Jessica won the badge. Since she is not going to be here next time, I will sort out a quiz or alternative. Unless I have a volunteer. As I explained to Barbara P. anyone can do a quiz."

For more information, go to http://brokendrummers.org/ or email BrokenDrummers@gmail.com or nicholls.helen@yahoo.co.uk

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The Pratchett Partisans are a fan group who meet monthly at either Brisbane or Indooroopilly to "eat, drink and chat about all things Pratchett". For more info about their next meetup, go to www.meetup.com/Pratchett-Partisans/ or contact Ula directly at uwilmott@yahoo.com.au

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The City of Small Gods is a group for fans in Adelaide and South Australia: "Our (semi-) regular meetings are generally held on the last Thursday of the month at the Seven Stars, 187 Angas St, Adelaide. We have dinner at 6.30pm followed by games until 9pm. The games are usually shorter games like Pairs, Sushi Go, or Fluxx, with the occasional Werewolf session, as these are the best sort of games that work in a pub setting.

"Games Days: every few months, we have a full day's worth of board games at La Scala Cafe, 169 Unley Rd, Unley in the function room starting at 10am. Check the calendar below for the date of the next event.

"Other gatherings: in addition to the above, we will occasionally have other events to go and see plays by Unseen Theatre Company, book discussions on Terry's latest, craft, chain maille or costuming workshops or other fun social activities. See our upcoming events for further info, and join the mailing list to get the details. To keep up on exactly what's happening and when, or to take part in some online discussion, please join!"

https://www.facebook.com/groups/cityofsmallgods/
https://twitter.com/CityOfSmallGods
www.cityofsmallgods.org.au

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The Broken Vectis Drummers meet on the first Thursday of every month from 7.30pm at The Castle pub in Newport, Isle of Wight. All new members and curious passersby are very welcome!

Next meeting: Thursday 4th June 2015, probably, but do email to check.

For more info and any queries, contact broken_vectis_drummers@yahoo.co.uk

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The Wincanton Omnian Temperance Society (WOTS) meets on the first Friday of every month at Wincanton's famous Bear Inn from 7pm onwards. "Visitors and drop-ins are always welcome!"

Next meeting: Friday 5th June 2015 (probably).

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The Northern Institute of the Ankh-Morpork and District Society of Flatalists, a Pratchett fangroup, has been meeting on a regular basis since 2005 but is now looking to take in some new blood (presumably not in the non-reformed Uberwald manner). The Flatalists normally meet at The Narrowboat Pub in Victoria Street, Skipton, North Yorkshire, to discuss "all things Pratchett" as well as having quizzes and raffles.

Details of future meetings are posted on the Events section of the Discworld Stamps forum:

http://www.discworldstamps.co.uk/forum/

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Sydney Drummers (formerly Drummers Downunder) meet on the first Monday of every month in Sydney at 3 Wise Monkeys, 555 George Street, Sydney,2000.

Next meeting: Monday 1st June 2015 at 6.30pm (probably). For more information, contact Sue (aka Granny Weatherwax): kenworthys@yahoo.co.uk

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The Treacle Mining Corporation, formerly known as Perth Drummers, meet on the first Monday of the month (subject to holidays) at the child-friendly Carpe Cafe, 526 Murray Street, Perth, Western Australia.

Next meeting: from 5.30pm on Monday 1st June 2015 (probably).

For details follow Perth Drummers on Twitter @Perth_Drummers or join their Facebook group:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/Perth.Drummers/
– or message Alexandra Ware directly at <alexandra.ware@gmail.com>

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Western Drummers, also based in Sydney, meet at The Rowers, Nepean Rowing Club, Bruce Neal Drive, Penrith at 6.30-7.30pm for food, 7.30pm for games, quizzes and chat: "If you have never been, please come on down. You would be very welcome. We eat, have a drink, talk Discworld and play board games. Starts kind of 6 – 6.30ish and finishes kind of 9pm ish."

Next meeting: Tuesday, 19th May at 6:00pm. For more information, contact Nanny Ogg – lewis_oz@bigpond.com – or visit their Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/westerndrummers

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09) DISCWORLD GAMES NEWS

9.1 CLACKS READY FOR PRE-ORDER!

And there's a pre-order giveaway offer, too:

"The Fastest (non-magical) Messaging System on the Discworld. Using a semaphore system of shuttered lamps on top of high towers, the Grand Trunk Semaphore Company has revolutionised long distance communications on the Discworld. Their network of towers covers most of the Unnamed Continent, but now the old postal service is fighting back. Driven by the determination of newly 'volunteered' Post Master 'Moist Von Lipwig' the Ankh-Morpork Post Office has challenged the Clacks operators to a race from Ankh-Morpork to Genua. Play against your friends and claim the title of Fastest Clacks Operator on the line, or play together as a team to win the race across the Discworld and prove that Clacks is here to stay...

"Just like in the novel 'Going Postal' where the Post Office competed hard against the Clacks, we at Backspindle Games have been working hard for the last year to bring fans another board game given life from the books of Sir Terry Pratchett. To all of you who play-tested Clacks over the last few years, thank you so much. Your feedback has greatly helped transform Clacks into a really good game. There are now three types of games that you can play in the box. There is a 'player versus player' game, a 'co-operative race game against the Post Office' and an introductory 'two-player game for children'. We are extremely pleased with the artwork of Clacks created by The Artful Nudger, a.k.a. Amber Grundy. Not only is Amber a massive Discworld fan, but she is also a very talented artist as you can see from the box cover and base.

"At last the wait is nearly over... Some of you, like Cheery in 'Feet of Clay', may be trembling with nerves and excitement... others can't wait to beat your friends playing Clacks. We can confirm the official release of Clacks will be at the Irish Discworld Convention in October 2015 and copies can be ordered for collection there in the pre-order. In addition we have a very special pre-order 'giveaway' for the first initial 300 fans to pre-order Clacks. Our pre-order shall 'go live' on the Clacks page at midnight on Monday 11 May 2015 (GMT)...

"If you can't wait until later in the year for the release of Clacks perhaps you'd like to come along at play the latest demo with us at the UK Games Expo from 29 – 31 May in Birmingham. Our stand is in the Hall of Kings. We will have a very limited amount of copies of Luchador! and Guards! Guards! for sale at this year's UK Games Expo so you may wish to visit us on Friday afternoon or Saturday morning."

http://backspindlegames.com/blog/
http://backspindlegames.com/clacks/


9.2 GUARDS! GUARDS! SHAMELESS PLUG!

Yes, I'm promoting Guards! Guards! boardgame again. Deal with it, muhahahaha (insert emoji of your choice here). Le blurb officiel, as they say in Quirm:

"Four magical years of comments such as 'It's like being in a Discworld story' and 'the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off' but sadly 2015 will be the last year we can publish Guards! Guards! A Discworld boardgame. If you know anyone who has not got a copy, or you feel you may enjoy reading the quotes on the 90 Discworld Character cards included in the game the time for buying is now, before they are all gone...

"Each game contains ninety beautifully illustrated Discworld character drawings by Stephen Player together with a relevant quote about each taken from one of Sir Terry Pratchett's books. Guards! Guards! is an action packed, fast paced Discworld game adventure set in the streets of Ankh-Morpork, the Discworld's oldest, grubbiest and least law-abiding city. Secret societies, rampaging trolls, cut throat street sellers and an 800 pound set of luggage thundering around the city on hundreds of tiny legs. Players need wits and strategy to survive, never mind returning the stolen Great Spells to the Unseen University and saving the Discworld from looming destruction. A fun introduction to the wonderful characters created by Sir Terry Pratchett.

"In the game Guards Guards players are tasked to collect and return five of the missing Great Spells to the University. Each player selects one of four Guilds to infiltrate, Thieves, Assassins, Alchemists or Fools. Their chosen Guild card will give them a specific selection of the Great Spells to collect and grants them a unique Guild Ability which can be used to hinder their opponents. It is also used to mark the players' Charm, Guild and Magic abilities, which can be developed throughout the game. Time is short, so rather than returning each Spell in person, the players have been granted the power to recruit the good, and not so good, inhabitants of the city to act as guards and runners to protect and return the Spells to the University. There are fourteen locations on the board where players may Charm (or Bribe) Volunteers to join them on their quest."

Guards! Guards! is priced at £34.99. Free shipping is included in the UK only; there is a £10.95 shipping charge to non-UK Europe, and a £19.99 shipping charge to anywhere else in Roundworld. For more information, and to order, go to:

http://www.backspindlegames.com/guards-guards/


9.3 DISCWORLD GAMING FROM THE ANCIENT AGE!

Andrew Blair, on Den of Geek, looks back on the "ancient" Discworld video game:

"My first experience of a Discworld computer game came via MacFormat magazine... we could peruse the demos and freeware options in the free CDs that came with computing magazines. One of these included a demo of Discworld, and with the processing power at my disposal, the intro scene lasted approximately six minutes. Soon, with the addition of 500 MB extra memory (merely a block about the size of the CD drive), it was down to three. Playing it now, it lasts about 60 seconds. Progress, eh? I'll have finished the game in about an hour at this rate. Except that, for various reasons, I've never actually finished it before. Firstly: I'm not very good at computer games. Secondly: It's really bloody difficult... It's a game where you can be forgiven for saving before clicking on absolutely anything. Even with half-remembered progress from the late 90s, there's usually something you've forgotten. However, even if the gameplay is a slow and truculent experience, it's one hell of a challenge, and it's quite a fun one in small doses... You can interact with almost every character and many objects, with quick lectures (featuring Rob Brydon's impersonation of David Attenborough) filling in the blanks for anyone unfamiliar with the books. The voice cast features Brydon (near the start of his career), Pratchett audiobook helmer Tony Robinson, Spitting Image and Crossroads alumnus Kate Robbins, plus your Jon Actual Pertwee... I also can't say enough good things about the backgrounds and the music in the game. Rob Lord (who has since gone on to score Just Cause 2) does wonders for what is presumably just him and a synthesizer. It's got the faux-medieval trappings you'd expect, but it's a jaunty, light score that doesn't distract you. The style of the animation and backgrounds – with snaking pathways and jutting, oddly angled buildings and hovels - has massively informed my mental image of Ankh-Morpork. Come to think of it, it's not totally dissimilar to the Old Town of Edinburgh either. It's a visually satisfying and initially involving game then, but your tolerance for its difficulty depends on how long the characters, conversations and gags entertain you for..."

http://bit.ly/1EoTlRv


9.3 PRATCHETT TRIBUTES IN GAMES

From John O'Connor on Facebook: "I decided to pay a visit to the STP tribute in the Elite Dangerous game (a space combat/trading sim). It's a long flight across a hundred light years or so of uninhabited systems, so a fuel scoop is a must have (for smaller ships at least) and it's not really a part of the game in the sense that you would stumble across it in normal gameplay. You can find it in system HIP 74290. The station orbits a lovely pale blue planet. I like that the faction running the station is named 'Ankh Guards'."

From Vlad Savov at The Verge: "This March, the literary world lost one of its best-loved luminaries after author Terry Pratchett died at the age of 66 following the onset of Alzheimer's disease. The depth and breadth of appreciation for his work have been evident all around the world in a variety of tributes — and now Valve is joining in with a subtle homage in its latest update to Dota 2, which adds a new item by the name of Octarine Core. Octarine is Pratchett's invention, a greenish-purple hue that he dreamed up as the eighth color of the visible spectrum and the titular subject of his first Discworld novel, The Colour of Magic. Fittingly, in Dota 2 the Octarine Core will be most useful to mages and intelligence-based characters, granting them bonus mana and boosting up their vital stats. This is also one of the most expensive items in the game, making it a highly prized asset that successful heroes can aspire to in the latter parts of the game. Terry Pratchett had a penchant for poking subversive fun, making his point slyly rather than directly, and Valve's unostentatious addition of his favorite color is a fine match the late author's style..."

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10) IMAGES OF THE MONTH

Latest additions by Jim Vision and Dr Zadok to the fabulous Terry Pratchett tribute mural off Brick Lane in East London:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/82786929@N00/16664364704/

A personal favourite – the superb tribute caricature at Canary Wharf Tube station in March:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_94CIqWwAAf7p3.jpg

Very special lifetimer in the window display of the Discworld Emporium:
http://bit.ly/1I2PE8L

Absolutely stunning fan-art of the A-M Watch by artist KG Bigelow:
http://bit.ly/1Ejmm1a

Also stunning, Theresa Dolman's spot-on Granny Weatherwax cosplay at this past weekend's Oz Comic Con:
http://bit.ly/1En6xGN

...and from the Backspindle lads, some very happy Guards! Guards! gamers, two of whom are wearing what might be the most fantastic helmets in the entire multiverse:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEjL3yAWAAEQn_8.jpg:large

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11) CLOSE

Just a few more bits to finish...

One of our Newshounds sent this BBC News article. Reminiscent of a certain tradition on Tiffany Aching's home ground:

"More than 40 volunteers are taking part in re-chalking a 232-year-old hill figure in Wiltshire. The Cherhill White Horse, cut into the Marlborough Downs, is owned and maintained by the village of Cherhill. The 18th Century landmark underwent a major facelift in 2002 after losing its whiteness and shape, but now requires a 're-chalking' every two years. David Grafton, from Cherhill, said 14 tons of chalk would be needed to 'groom the horse' and restore it. The horse is the second oldest in Wiltshire and one of nine in the county. To combat discolouring from the weather, it used to be continuously scraped to reveal fresh chalk. Now, to avoid the figure sinking below the surrounding ground, the ancient monument is topped up with extra chalk..."

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-wiltshire-32672304

Don't forget, the JustGiving page for RICE is still open: https://www.justgiving.com/Terry-Pratchett

And that's the lot for the moment. We'll be back before the Glorious 25th, I think, but in case, don't forget to wear the lilac!

– Annie Mac

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The Brighton University Drama Society, who presented their first Discworld play (Mort) in 2012, are back with their production of Wyrd Sisters, this time for the Brighton Fringe Festival. "In this unusual retelling of Macbeth, let BUDS take you on the back of the Great A'Tuin and bring you on an adventure to save a kingdom with three rather different witches." A percentage of proceeds will be going to The Research Institute for the Care of Older People (RICE) in honour of the late author.

When: 28th – 30th May 2015
Venue: Brighthelm Church & Community Centre, North Road, Brighton, East Sussex BN1 1YD
Time: All shows 7.30pm (show runs for 2 hours 30 minutes)
Tickets: £7 (£5 concessions) For online booking, go to:
http://boxoffice.brightonfringe.org/theatre/9181/wyrd-sisters
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Great to see so many local theatre groups around Roundworld putting on Discworld plays!
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Just had to share this one sent to us - a gorgeous painted shoe by the marvellously talented Emma Fuell, who sold the boots as a fundraiser for the RICE Centre and raised £117. All profits go to RICE. Fantastic!
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01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH
02) EDITOR'S LETTER
03) PTERRY AND ALZHEIMER'S NEWS: DEMENTIA FRIENDS
04) MORE ODDS AND SODS
05) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS
06) AROUND THE BLOGOSPHERE
07) MORE IMAGES OF THE MONTH
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"It's possible to live well with dementia. And write bestsellers 'like wot I do'."

– a certain Sir

"There was a time maybe five years ago when many people were questioning whether brick-and-mortar bookstores were going to survive the onslaught of online retailers. Now, if you take the narrow view that a bookstore is nothing more than a machine that swaps money for books, then it follows that there's no need for a physical store. But here we are five years later. Some bookstores have gone out of business, it's true. But there are big, beautiful bookstores all over the place, with sofas and coffee bars and author appearances and so on. Why? Because it turns out that a bookstore is a lot more than a machine that swaps money for books."

– Neal Stephenson, interviewed by Slashdot, 2004

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02) LETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR

Our favourite Sir has collected yet another honorary doctorate (and rightly so), this time from the University of South Australia. And as the continent of Fourecks is quite a long way from English country gardens, this honour was delivered – by a UK ex-pat, Vice Chancellor David Lloyd:

"'I have been on the receiving end of many awards throughout my career, but I really am delighted to have been acknowledged in this way by the University of South Australia,' Pratchett said on Tuesday. 'My love of Australia is widely-known and I am only sorry that I am unable to make the journey Down Under to receive my honorary doctorate in person. Therefore, my humble thanks go to Professor Lloyd for racking up the air miles on my behalf.'

"Professor Lloyd, who made the journey to the UK to present the award, says Pratchett is a clear example of someone who has stayed true to his passion. 'Terry brings his immeasurable talent and intellect to doing what he loves — he has produced an enormous body of work that continues to delight and inspire millions of readers and writers around the world,' Prof Lloyd says. 'His contribution not only to literature, but also to the causes about which he is passionate, is enormous and has been rightly acknowledged in literary prizes, through sales and in awards such as this one'..."

To read the full story in the Adelaide Advertiser, go to:

http://tinyurl.com/mudsc36

And here is Sir Pterry receiving his doctorate, courtesy of Professor Lloyd:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BopXH94IIAI0JG-.jpg

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Remember, The Long Mars, final instalment in the Long Earth trilogy, comes out next month! The 19th of June, to be precise. Meanwhile, I've finally got my hands on a copy of The Long War (don't arsk), so expect a review in the next issue. And now, on with the (rest of the) show...

– Annie Mac, Editor

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03) DEMENTIA FRIENDS: SIR PTERRY SPEAKS OUT

This was originally published in The Guardian on the 13th of May 2014. I don't normally reproduce entire pieces, but this is *important*. Hopefully a horde of "Grauniad" lawyers won't descend on us for it!

"A few years ago, my novel Dodger took the reader back to times long gone to meet famous names of fact and fiction, and brought them together on a journey – ultimately – of chivalry. Enduring danger and peril, they chase a woman who needs saving and do their best to protect her. In the book, Dodger (who is based on Dickens's masterful portrayal of the original Artful Dodger) gets into a number of scrapes for Simplicity's sake. As a reward, we see him climb the social ladder of acceptance until, by the end of the book, he is honoured and revered.

"Without appearing a curmudgeon, I worry that such kindness could be a thing of the past. As you may already know, I live with dementia. Unlike 800,000 people with a form of the condition, I struggle with a rarer type, which holds me back in ways I never thought possible. But what I do share with the hundreds of thousands living with this tricksy condition is disbelief at the stigma and shame still surrounding a disease that affects the brain and which can ultimately affect as many as one in three of us.

"If you haven't already seen it, last week Public Health England and the Alzheimer's Society launched a TV campaign encouraging society to emulate my Dodger's valiant behaviour in their everyday lives. But there's a twist – it's for the benefit of people with dementia – a group of people who have been side-lined and ignored for far too long.

"Dementia. The word itself describes shrinkage of the brain, the process of abnormal proteins clinging to the spongy masses of our cranium that we rely on to think and speak. However, the real and tangible meaning of the word will be different to everyone living with the condition. For some, they might struggle in a supermarket with finding the right change. That nagging voice in their head willing them to understand the difference between a 5p piece and £1 and yet their brain refusing to help them. Or they might lose patience with friends or family, struggling to follow conversations.

"For me, living with posterior cortical atrophy began when I noticed the precision of my touch-typing getting progressively worse and my spelling starting to slip. For an author, what could be worse? And so I sought help, and will always be the loud and proud type to speak my mind and admit I'm having trouble. But there are many people with dementia too worried about failing with simple tasks in public to even step out of the house. I believe this is because simple displays of kindness often elude the best of us in these manic modern days of ours.

"Ultimately, research is the answer. While talented scientists beaver away at finding a cure, this campaign holds a mirror up to us all – forcing us to realise we can do more in our everyday lives to help. Look past that mirror, maybe even through the wall, to the house of your next-door neighbour. Maybe it's an older lady, albeit only in her 60s, who you haven't recently seen popping to the shops as usual. You notice that she's forgotten to collect her milk from the doorstep, and that when you last stopped to chat she seemed confused and couldn't follow what you were saying. Think of how you might be able to help her – there are little things you could do to support her and let her know she's not alone. There are hundreds of thousands of us out there living with dementia who – to paraphrase the song in the advert – every now and again really could do with a little help from a friend."

To read the original piece online, go to:

http://tinyurl.com/kq8dggv

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01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH
02) EDITOR'S LETTER
03) ODDS AND SODS
04) "MY INDEPENDENT BOOKSHOP" GOES LIVE
05) DISCWORLD GAMES NEWS
06) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS
07) PTERRY AND ALZHEIMER'S NEWS
08) DISCWORLD ARTS AND CRAFTS NEWS
09) DISCWORLD CONVENTION NEWS
10) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS
11) BREATHTAKING NEW MARC SIMONETTI ART BOOK
12) IMAGES OF THE MONTH
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"Independent bookshops supported this jobbing genre author long before the geeks were let out of their wardrobes. Being able to support these talented retail wizards through My Independent Bookshop is a very, very good thing."

– Sir Pterry, talking about My Independent Bookshop

"I wrote the [Wintersmith] album with Terry Pratchett, based on his books.
Well, on some of his books, not all of them – that would be a long album. "

– Maddy Prior, who knows an impossible task when she reads one!

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It's another packed issue this month, so we're coming to you early!

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. This one, from the new "Dementia Friends" campaign (see item 7 below), is absolutely priceless:

http://tinyurl.com/lnb4rmm

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In the Portsmouth News online, there's a shout-out for the Hayling Island Bookshop, featured in an earlier issue of WOSSNAME. They will be the suppliers for Sit Pterry's virtual bookshop (see item 4 below):

ONE of the smallest independent bookshops in the country has been given a huge boost by fantasy author Sir Terry Pratchett. Sir Terry, author of the popular Discworld series, has nominated the Hayling Island Bookshop to be the supplier of his chosen favourite books on a new social media site... Sir Terry's site links to the tiny Mengham bookshop if people want to buy them. He was a guest at the shop in 2008 and it made a big impression on him... Sir Terry has named his own fantasy and science fiction-themed bookshop Narrativia after the goddess of inspiration he invented... Marie Telford, owner of The Hayling Island Bookshop which is just 3m sq, said: 'We were absolutely astonished, delighted and honoured to hear that Sir Terry had chosen our tiny bookshop to be linked to his personal bookshop containing his favourite books. We hosted Terry on Hayling in 2008 for the launch of his book Nation and we are so pleased that he is helping independent bookshops to extend their reach in this way. We hope many of the readers will come and visit us in person too.'"

http://tinyurl.com/kmehqgf

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From pop-up shops and restaurants to pop-up book benches – Paul Kidby is among the illustrators who will be making London a more magical place to read:

"Bloomsbury is set to play host to a range of literary classics, from Peter Pan to The Wind in the Willows, as a series of painted 'BookBenches' will soon pop up all over town. The benches will feature images from novels dating back to the 19th century, including Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes, right through to modern favourites such as How to Train your Dragon by Cressida Cowell. Renowned artists and illustrators will be picking up a paintbrush and bringing some classic characters to life, including Ralph Steadman who famously worked with Hunter S Thompson, will be replicating characters from his 1973 children's classic take on Alice Through the Looking Glass, and Paul Kidby who designed the images in Terry Pratchett's Discworld..."

http://tinyurl.com/lpzukgx

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In addition to their Irish "Wintersmith" tour dates (see item 3.4 below), Maddy Prior and Steeleye Span will be gigging in Bolton this month with new fiddler Jessie May Smart, who has replaced departing long-serving member Peter Knight.

When: 22nd May 2014
Venue: the Albert Halls, Victoria Square, Bolton BL1 1RU
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £19.50. To book, phone the Box Office on 01204 334400 (Mon-Fri 9-5 & Sat 10-4). There is a Booking Fee of £0.50 per Ticket charged on credit card transactions, or a charge of £1.00 per ticket for online purchases. To book online, go to:
http://alberthallsbolton.ticketsolve.com/shows/873513221/events/127044692

http://www.alberthalls-bolton.co.uk/

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The Wincanton Spring Fling was a success as usual, with a total of £1357.15 being raised for the RICE Centre. Well done Team Artificer and all the supporters of Ankh-Morpork's one and only twin town! As for the "Dementia Friends" campaign, go read the item, visit the page and watch the video. It may break your heart, but with love. Then go do what you can to spread the word about dementia.

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A quick note: the Broken Drummers, london's oldest Discworld neeting group. will be having their mothly meeting tonight (13th May) – see item 10.

And now it's on with the show...

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03) ODDS AND SODS

3.1 RAISING STEAM: IN PAPERBACK!

Lynsey from Transworld says: "Raising Steam in paperback has a whole new cover look! Coming your way in the UK on 9th October 2014!"

http://bit.ly/raisingsteam

And the new cover image: http://tinyurl.com/nv8zvjw


3.2 KNIGHTS (AND WIZZARDS) OF B.A.D.A.S.M.

There's a new-ish Facebook group, known as the Benevolent Antipodean Discworld Appreciation Society (Melbourne CBD Chapter), that is looking for some action:

"B.A.D.A.S. (Melbourne CBD Chapter) is a group for fans of Sir Terry Pratchett and his series the Discworld. We are hoping to get a regular (monthly or if we are all having fun more regular) meet-up happening. Activities will range from book discussion, board games, eating and pretty much anything that enough people will think is fun. We are hoping to foster a fun community that everybody can enjoy."

The group is open, so anyone can join.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/badasm/


3.3 TORQUAY'S THE PLACE FOR DRAGONS

"A magnificent painting of a dragon for a calendar of Terry Pratchett's best-selling Discworld novels is featured in a new exhibition at Torquay Museum. The exhibition, entitled Tell Me a Dragon, runs until June 25 featuring original watercolour paintings by award-winning children's author and illustrator, Jackie Morris. The Discworld calendar dragon painted by Jackie gave her the idea for her own Tell Me a Dragon book, in which she dispels the fearsome reputation of these magical creatures. This is the first time Jackie's dragon paintings have been exhibited together. The exhibition of paintings is supplemented by dragon-decorated objects from Torquay Museum's own collections, ranging from magnificent Samurai swords to Torquay's first ever gas lamp in the shape of a dragon (dated to 1834), and beautiful ceramics..."

http://tinyurl.com/n4st2cw


3.4 REMINDER: THE WINTERSMITH TOUR IN IRELAND

Come to Ireland and dance the Dark Morris...

Monday 19th May
Town Hall Theatre Galway
00353 (0) 91-569777
Tickets are €25. To purchase online go to
http://tinyurl.com/lexdxb7

http://tht.ie/1868/Steeleye-Span

Tuesday 20th May
The Hawk's Well Theatre Sligo
00353 (0) 71-9161518
Tickets are €25.00; online booking:
http://www.hawkswell.com/events/event/steeleye-span and go to http://purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurchase for that date; concession prices are available in person at the box office or by phone 071-9161518

Wednesday 21st May
Vicar Street Dublin
00353 (0)1 77 55 800

Tickets are €31.50 (including booking). For details go to http://tinyurl.com/mod7dlu


3.5 REMINDER: NEW PAUL KIDBY EXHIBITION

"Discworld and Beyond"
When: current, through 28th June 2014
Venue: Willis Museum, Market Place, Basingstoke RG21 7QD (phone 0845 603 5635)
Time: Tuesdays to Fridays 10am – 5pm
Tickets: Admission is free


3.6 RAISING STEAM FOR REAL

Want to raise some steam? Here be a chance for some of you to experience the kind of steam-driven thrills that moved Sir Pterry to write his latest novel!

"Join the dedicated team of volunteers at Kempton Steam Museum and help restore and maintain the world's largest working triple-expansion steam engine and the Grade II* listed building and its heritage contents. You don't need experience but any skills, from painting and decorating to electrical or mechanical engineering will be useful. Training is available including learning to drive the engine, conduct tours of the static engine display and meeting the public."

When: Thursdays, 15th, 22nd and 29th May 2014; Sat 24th May, Sun 25th May
Venue: Kempton Steam Museum, Kempton Park Water Works, Snakey Lane, Hanworth, TW13 7ND
Time: 10:00–16:00 all days

"Volunteers will be asked to become a member of Kempton Great Engines Society for £11.00, which will entitle them to a year's membership, free admission at all times and a quarterly newsletter... Volunteers are asked to provide their own overalls and working boots. Hard hats and most tools are provided. Bring your own lunch; tea and coffee is provided."

Kempton Steam Museum is the "Home of the world's largest working triple-expansion steam engine, one of a pair commissioned in 1928 and housed in a magnificent Grade II National Monument where visitors can explore the engines and see one in steam. Regular guided tours, children's activity packs, rides available on Darent, a 1903 narrow-gauge steam locomotive and engine driver training days available."

http://www.kemptonsteam.org

Telephone 020 3565 3586

Email kemptonsteam@gmail.com


3.7 DISCWORLD READING ORDER CHART: GOING VIRAL?

As featured in Images of the Month in the April main issue, an updated and very attractive Discworld Reading Order Chart is being recommended all over the place3. Here's the Geeks of Doom page, including the image:

"Maybe you are a newcomer to the wondrous writings of Terry Pratchett. Or maybe you've been reading Discworld novels since the 1980s, like yours truly. Either way, at some point you have probably wondered which book is next in the great timeline of all things Terry, or maybe you're curious how they all tie in together. Well, friends, have I got a treat for you! The Discworld Reading Order Guide 2.21 is newly updated and features virtually every book in an easy to understand chart. Krzysztof Kietzman is credited with creating the chart, though it seems that others have contributed to it as well..."

http://tinyurl.com/mzau6a2


3.8 DISCWORLD LEGO: CLOSER TO POSSIBLE!

Remember GlenBricker's proposed Discworld Lego set, that would become a reality if 10,000 supporters prove their interest? Well, there are now 4,803 supporters – nearly half-way there! – and there is still almost a full year to go. If you'd love you some Discworld Lego, go here and make your wishes known:

https://ideas.lego.com/projects/36302


3.9 REMINDER: DISCWORLD DAY AT THE STORY MUSEUM

On the 25th of May, the Story Museum in Oxford will host a Discworld Day! Stephen Briggs will read extracts from Going Postal at 11.30am and 2pm, and there will be various other Discworld-y goings-on from 11am to 5pm. Don't forget to wear your lilac!

"We're Going Postal here in Oxford's old post office with Discworld Day activities inspired by Ankh Morpork's Post Office."

In addition to the exhibition entrance fee of £7.50 (£5 for under-18′s, full-time students, job-seekers, over-60s; no charge for children under one year and companions of disabled visitors), there will be a £2 charge for the event. £4 event-only tickets will be offered on the day, subject to availability. Advance booking is recommended.

The Story Museum
Rochester House, 42 Pembroke Street, Oxford OX1 1BP
+44 (0)1865 790050
onceuponatime@storymuseum.org.uk

http://www.storymuseum.org.uk/the-story-museum/events

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04) THE VIRTUAL BOOKSHOPS ARE OPEN!

"My Independent Bookshop" is now live! From booktrade.info:

"Hundreds of new 'bookshops' were opening in the UK today as part of a campaign to champion the personal recommendation of books. Authors including Terry Pratchett, Irvine Welsh and Lisa Jewell were among the first to join the 'My Independent Bookshop' network by opening their own virtual bookshops and giving people an inside-the-covers look at their favourite reads. The initiative, launched by Penguin Random House UK – the country's biggest book publisher – allows book lovers to set up a virtual bookshop, share and review their favourite reads, and discover books online. Readers can set up their own shop with twelve books at a time on their shelves – changing the display as often as they choose by season, genre or mood – the possibilities are endless... All books in the virtual shops are available to buy online through hive.co.uk, the ecommerce arm of Gardners wholesalers, which is connected with hundreds of independent bookshops across the UK. As part of the registration process, 'My Independent Bookshop' users can choose their favourite real-world independent bookshop to connect with. Hive will then pass a commission from any purchase made through the website to their chosen shop... Author Terry Pratchett, who has connected his online 'bookshop', NARRATIVIA, to the tiny Hayling Island Bookshop in Hampshire, said: "Independent bookshops supported this jobbing genre author long before the geeks were let out of their wardrobes, being able to support these talented retail wizards through 'My Independent Bookshop' is a very, very good thing...'... Commenting on the launch, Hannah Telfer, Group Director, Consumer & Digital Development at Penguin Random House UK, said: 'People are becoming ever more sophisticated in the way they move between their social, digital and physical worlds. We want to harness the opportunities this creates to celebrate the power of personal recommendation. By giving people the magical experience of curating their own bookshop and sharing this with their communities we are putting the discovery of great books and authors – no matter who they are published by – directly into the hands of book lovers...'"

http://www.booktrade.info/index.php/showarticle/53793/


In Management Today:

"According to the Booksellers Association, there are now less than 1,000 independent bookshops gracing UK high streets – a third fewer than nine years ago. Penguin Random House, the world's largest publisher, has today swooped in to support this dwindling band of high-street traders with the launch of My Independent Bookshop. The website encourages book lovers to set up their own virtual stores, where they can showcase and review their favourite books and check out what other people are reading. Crucially, you can buy books from the site, with a small proportion of takings (5% of the revenues from every physical book and 8% from each ebook) going to support scores of local independent book stores. Around 70 independent retailers are connected to the site so far, and authors including Irvine Welsh, Tony Parsons, Alastair Campbell and Terry Pratchett have already set up their own 'bookshop profiles' (Pratchett recommends Neil Gaiman's American Gods and The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy by Douglas Adams, in case you're interested.) For now, this isn't a money-making scheme for Penguin Random House. According to Dan Franklin, the company's digital publisher, it's all about collecting valuable data: ‘We can see what's trending, what books are popular and how people are interacting...'"

http://tinyurl.com/n35aor6


The My Independent Bookshop site itself:

"There's nothing more magical than a bookshop. A bookshop is more than just a shop – it's a gateway to brand new worlds. It lets you visit places you'd never normally go, live lives you'd never normally live and feel things you'd never normally feel. And now you can create your own virtual bookshop, discover new books and be inspired... There's no end to our rewards. With My Independent Bookshop, you'll get the first word on the latest giveaways, competitions and exclusives from some of the best authors around... We love bookshops, and we know you do too. That's why we've teamed up with hive, to ensure that for every book you buy, a percentage of the sale is shared with a local, independent bookshop."

How to make your own virtual bookshop:

http://www.myindependentbookshop.co.uk/register

http://www.myindependentbookshop.co.uk/

http://www.myindependentbookshop.co.uk/TerryPratchett

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05) DISCWORLD GAMES NEWS

Here's the latest from mah homey, I mean the inimitable David Brashaw, co-creator of the "Guards! Guards!" boardgame:

"After selling out again in 2013 Backspindle Games are delighted to confirm that the Pre-order of Guards! Guards! A Discworld boardgame for 2014 is available right now at:

http://backspindlegames.com/our_work/crouching-tiger-hidden-dragon

"Games should be shipped to customers before the end of June 2014 and for a limited time they have a special Spring Fling price of £29.99 and in addition FREE shipping to UK customers.

"Euan from www.childsplaycharity.org recently commented 'Thanks for making the Guards! Guards! game. I bought it for my wife at Christmas and we've enjoyed it immensely. We especially like the tone of the game. It felt like being in a Pratchett novel. :)'

"Game Salute in the US have ordered 500 copies.

"The Backspindle Boys are booked for DWCon 2014 in Manchester. They will of course have copies of Guards! Guards! to demo and sell, and will have their new board game, Clacks for demoing.

"My sources have told me there is a new cooperative version of the game in development and play-tests have gone very well.
The boys will also be running their LIVE run-around the Convention version of Guards! Guards! with prizes for the winners of course and possibly more chocolate Ankh-Morpork dollars to boot!

"As for a release date for Clacks, not confirmed as yet, as Backspindle have been very busy with their latest sell-out game Luchador! Mexican Wrestling Dice (not a Discworld game, but great fun, banging tables and high-fives etc.) As soon as we know we'll let you all know."

Sounds great! And I'm looking forward to being able to grab a copy of Clacks for myself – Ed.

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06) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS

6.1 NEW: THIEF OF TIME IN ADELAIDE, FOURECKS

Unseen Theatre, Australia's marvellous Pratchett-and-Discworld-themed theatre group, is back this month with a new production of Thief of Time!

When: Preview Show on Friday, 23 May 2014; opening night on Saturday, 24th May; then performances on 28th, 29th, 30th and 31st May, and 4th through 7th June
Venue: Main Theatre, the Bakehouse Theatre, 255 Angas Street, Adelaide, South Australia 5000
Time: 8:00pm all shows (the play runs for 2 hours plus a 10 minute interval)
Tickets: Adults $20, Conc $18, Fringe Benefits $16, Groups (10+) $16; Preview $15. Tickets can be purchased at the door on the night (subject to availability), or to book ahead online, go to http://www.trybooking.com/82617

By agreement with Sir Terry Pratchett, all proceeds from the Opening Night performance will be donated to the South Australian Voluntary Euthanasia Society (_www.saves.asn.au/_)

http://www.unseen.com.au/

6.2 NEW: AMAZING MAURICE THE MUSICAL IN CARLISLE AND PENRITH

ACT Youth Theatre will present their production of Matthew Holmes' superb musical adaptation of The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents next month in Carlisle and Penrith.

Carlisle:
When: Saturday 14th June,
Venue: The Green Room, West Walls Theatre, West Walls, Carlisle, Cumbria CA3 8UB
Tel: 01228 533233
Time: 2pm Matinee and 7:30pm Evening Performances
Tickets: £8 adults and £6 concessions, available from Carlisle Tourist Information (01228 598 596)

http://www.carlislegreenroom.co.uk

Penrith:
When: Saturday 28th June
Venue: Penrith Playhouse, Auction Mart Lane, Penrith, Cumbria, CA11 7JG view map
Telephone 01768 865557
Time: 2pm Matinee and 7:30pm Evening Performances.
Tickets: £8 adults and £6 concessions, available from Penrith Tourist Information (01768 867 466)

www.penrithplayers.co.uk

Tickets for both venues can also be purchased online at: www.acttheatre.ticketsource.co.uk

https://www.facebook.com/acttheatrecumbria

6.3 UPDATED: MONSTROUS REGIMENT IN CHICAGO

"Lifeline Theatre is thrilled to offer a special discount on MONSTROUS REGIMENT tickets to Discworld fans near and far. $10 off regular single tickets, June 12-July 20, with code 'OZZER.' Must order by May 31st. Call 773-761-4477 or purchase online at www.lifelinetheatre.com."

This production is looking very promising! – Ed.

When: 30th May – 20th July 2014
Venue: Lifeline Theatre, 6912 N Glenwood Ave, Chicago, IL, 60626
Telephone 773-761-4477
Time: evenings at 7.30pm on Thursdays and Fridays and at 8pm on Saturdays; matinees at 4pm on Saturdays and Sundays
Tickets: $20 for previews (30th May-8th June), $40 for Regular Run: June 12-July 20 (Thu & Fri at 7:30pm, Sat at 4pm & 8pm, Sun at 4pm). To book online in advance, go to http://tinyurl.com/kzehtaw and click on the desired dates at the bottom of the page (or scroll through from there to the June or July calendars for tickets on those dates)

http://www.lifelinetheatre.com/performances/13-14/mr/index.shtml

6.4 REMINDER: MONSTROUS REGIMENT IN SUDBURY

Sudbury Dramatic Society presents Monstrous Regiment this week, starting tonight!

When: Tuesday 13th to Saturday 17th May 2014
Venue: The Quay, Quay Lane, Sudbury, Suffolk CO10 2AN Tel. 01787 374745
Time: 7.45pm
Tickets: £9.00 (Friends £8.00). Tuesday 13th only – all tickets £7.00. Groups of 10 or more students £7.00 To buy tickets, phone 01787 374745 or online at https://quaytheatre.ticketsolve.com/shows/873507408/events

Pre-theatre suppers are available to book on the Friday and Saturday
evenings only.

http://www.quaytheatre.org.uk/whatsOn.htm

6.5 REMINDER: MORT IN CHESHAM

Chesham Bois Catholic Players (Amateur) present Mort at the Little Theatre this month.

When: 16th-18th May 2014
Venue: Little Theatre By The Park, Church Street, Chesham Bucks HP5 1HU
Time: Fri. 16th at 8pm, Sat. 17th at 7.30pm, Sun. 18th at 4pm
Tickets: all tickets £10. "Unsold tickets may be available at the door."
To book online, go to http://cbcp.ticketsource.co.uk/

http://www.littletheatrechesham.co.uk/
facebook.com/pages/Chesham-Bois-Catholic-Players/692088180825325

6.6 REMINDER: WITCHES ABROAD IN MARYBOROUGH, QUEENSLAND

The Maryborough Players present their exclusive production of Witches Abroad, as adapted and directed by Renoir (presumably not the dead Impressionist master). Profits from the production will go to Alzheimers Australia and the Australasian Order of Old Bastards, they claim!

When: 4th–7th June 2014
Venue: Brolga Theatre & Convention Centre, 5 Walker Street,Maryborough, QLD
Time: all evening performances 7.30pm; additional Saturday matinee 2pm
Tickets: Adults $30.00, Concession and Friends $25.00, Students $20.00 To book online, go to http://www.brolgatheatre.org/default.asp?PageID=95

http://www.brolgatheatre.org/

6.7 REMINDER: WYRD SISTERS AROUND THE MIDLANDS

...although the new travelling production by the Jadis Shadows company is also a sort of "witches abroad"! Jadis Shadows, "Resident Company for STMO Media's Magic Alley in Stratford Upon Avon", present their production in May and June 2014, in a number of places.

When: 16th & 17th May 2014
Venue: Leicester Guildhall, Guildhall Lane, Leicester LE1 5FQ
Time: 7:30pm
Tickets: £12.50, £10.50 concessions. Box Office – 0116 253 2569

When: 29th & 30th May 2014
Venue: Swan Theatre, The Moors, Worcester, WR1
Time: 7:30pm
Tickets: £13.50 (No concession prices). Box Office – 01905 611427. Monday to Saturday 10am – 5pm. Tickets can be booked or held on reservation for up to 4 working days but must be paid for, in full, 4 days prior to the performance. To book online: http://tinyurl.com/lomgby3

When: 11th, 12th & 30th June 2014
Venue: Castle Theatre Wellingborough, 10 Castle Way, Wellingborough, Warwickshire NN8 1XA
Time: 7.45pm
Tickets: £10 for everyone. Box Office – 01933 270007

http://www.jadisshadows.com/index.php/current-programme

6.8 REMINDER: GUARDS! GUARDS! IN ELTHAM (LONDON, NOT FOURECKS)

The Bob Hope Theatre's in-house amateur drama company will present their production of Guards! Guards! this week.

When: 14th-17th May 2014 at 19:45
Venue: Bob Hope Theatre, Wythfield Road, Eltham SE9 5TG
Time: 7.45pm (bar opens at 7pm)
Tickets: £9 (concessions £8, not available Friday or Saturday). Group discounts are on offer. Box Office: 020 8850 3702 or book online at www.intelligent-tickets.com/index.php?th=bh

www.bobhopetheatre.co.uk

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07) PTERRY AND ALZHEIMER'S NEWS

BECOME A DEMENTIA FRIEND

In Little Black Book:

"Sir Paul McCartney is today announced as an ambassador for Dementia Friends as celebrities and Alzheimer's Society ambassadors perform one of The Beatles' most memorable tracks 'With a Little Help From My Friends' including Lily Allen, Chris Martin, Ray Winstone; Pixie Lott; Paul O'Grady; Leighton Baines; Fiona Phillips; Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes; Simon Pegg; Hugh Dennis; Amanda Holden; Alesha Dixon and Ruth Jones and Sir Terry Pratchett, alongside Gina Shaw, a 61 year old singer and former nurse from Liverpool who has dementia. And the project seems to have moved the celebrities involved to find out more about the condition themselves. 'I think everyone should watch the Dementia Friends video to see the amazing and brave lady who lives with dementia in it. Gina is very open about a condition that there's so much stigma about, but she's got great support is using her position to spread the word,' said comedian and writer Meera Syal... The film will encourage viewers to become a Dementia Friend – which means gaining an understanding of the challenges faced by people with dementia and learning a few useful tips to help make life better for those living with the condition. To become a friend, individuals watch a short online film, which explains what dementia is, how it affects individuals and what people can do to help those living with the disease. Once they've watched the film, they then enter their details in order to receive a Dementia Friends badge (to show their support), and ‘Little Book Of Friendship', which includes further ideas and tips on how to help people with dementia. Alternatively, people can attend a face-to-face awareness session run by Alzheimer's Society in their area... Jeremy Hughes, Chief Executive of Alzheimer's Society, said: 'Given that one in three people over 65 will develop dementia, it is fantastic to be working together with Public Health England to launch a star studded campaign to raise awareness of dementia and encourage people to become Dementia Friends. Everyone has a role to play. Through Dementia Friends, we can all understand a bit more about what it is like to live with dementia and the small things that help those with the condition. It is easy and free to become a Dementia Friend, so I urge you all to sign up and make a difference.'..."

http://tinyurl.com/mtsqrbj

On the Alzheimer's Society website:

"By 2015, we want there to be a million people with the know-how to help people with dementia feel understood and included in their community. The initiative was fully launch in mid-February 2013 after the initial announcement in November 2012. Dementia Friends Champions are volunteers who talk to people about being a Dementia Friend in their communities after attending a training course and receiving ongoing support. A Dementia Friend learns a little bit more about what it's like to live with dementia and then turns that understanding into action - anyone of any age can be a Dementia Friend. The drive forms part of the six-month progress report on the Prime Minister's Challenge on Dementia..."

http://www.alzheimers.org.uk/site/scripts/documents_info.php?documentID=2070

...and the NHS:

"Professor Alistair Burns, National Clinical Director for Dementia for NHS England, said: 'NHS England welcomes this incredibly valuable campaign which will raise the awareness of dementia across the country. I would strongly encourage people to sign up to become a dementia friend and encourage their friends and family to sign up too. Most of us know, or know of someone with dementia and becoming a dementia friend is a positive sign of support.'..."

http://www.england.nhs.uk/2014/05/07/dementia-friends/

In The Mirror:

"Public Health England and Alzheimer's Society have joined forces for the Dementia Friends campaign to recruit over a million "Dementia Friends" – ordinary people who are willing to learn about dementia and how to support people with it.
Duncan Selbie, Chief Executive of Public Health England, says: 'Until there's a cure, friendship is the best treatment we have for dementia.' ... A Dementia Friend is simply someone who has an understanding of what dementia is and the little things they can do to support those living with the condition. Visit Dementia Friends online at dementiafriends.org.uk Search for your local face-to-face information session – these free interactive classes can provide practical advice on how you can help others live well with dementia. If there isn't a session nearby or you can't make the allocated dates, you can always watch the short Dementia Friends video instead. You'll receive a Dementia Friends badge and a 'Little Book of Friendship' which includes tips and ideas on how you can be a friend to someone living with Dementia."

mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/become-part-dementia-friends-campaign-3488020

In the Western Gazette:

"Sir Terry Pratchett is among a host of stars appearing in a new television campaign to raise awareness of a new Dementia Friends campaign from Public Health England and Alzheimer's Society. The campaign has been created to highlight that people with dementia can still live fulfilling and rewarding lives and sees stars present their messages to the backing of The Beatles' With a Little Help from my Friends... Dementia prevalence figures from the Dementia 2010 report – recently updated by Alzheimer's Research UK using current population estimates – show there are an estimated 2,600 people living with dementia in south Somerset, 1,100 in north Dorset and 6,500 people in Wiltshire..."

http://tinyurl.com/km9uhfh

In The Telegraph:

"The celebrities star in a new advert to encourage people to become 'dementia friends' to help boost volunteering, education and support for the growing number of people with the condition. Volunteers who take part in the scheme will be able to attend free sessions to learn how to spot the signs of dementia and offer support for sufferers, the Alzheimer's Society said... celebrities involved in the ad include comedian Simon Pegg, actor Ray Winstone, footballer Leighton Baines and presenter Paul O'Grady. Author Sir Terry Pratchett – who suffers from Alzheimer's disease himself – is also involved... The news comes as a new report found that English businesses are losing out on hundreds of millions every year because of employees' caring obligations for people who have dementia. Almost one in 10 dementia carers have to withdraw from work altogether and 12 per cent have been forced to reduce the number of hours they spend at work. Experts have estimated that the total cost of those who leave employment or have to reduce their hours totals more than £1.6 billion. The report compiled by the Centre for Economics and Business research on behalf of Dementia Friends - the Alzheimer's Society's campaign – estimated that throughout this year 50,000 carers will have to quit their job due to caring responsibilities. And a further 66,000 will have to make adjustments to the number of hours they work... 'The fact that thousands of workers in this country are juggling caring responsibilities without support and understanding from their employers is frightening,' said Alzheimer's Society chief executive Jeremy Hughes. 'We're all beginning to talk about dementia, however, society is not yet fully supportive of people with dementia, either in the workplace or in everyday life. I'd love to see everyone become Dementia Friends, and make life that little bit easier for people with dementia.'...

http://tinyurl.com/kj8bgtr

For more information:

https://www.dementiafriends.org.uk/
https://twitter.com/DementiaFriends
https://www.facebook.com/DementiaFriends

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08) DISCWORLD ARTS AND CRAFTS NEWS

8.1 D.I.Y "RAISING STEAM" CHARACTERS! FOLDABLE! DOWNLOADABLE! AND FREE!!!

A to-die-for set of almost painfully adorable Raising Steam characters to print out at home! Free of charge! What's not to like?

Dick Simnel:
http://www.raisingsteam3d.com/pdfs/Dick_Dieline.pdf

Moist von Lipwig:
http://www.raisingsteam3d.com/pdfs/Moist_Dieline.pdf

Harry King:
http://www.raisingsteam3d.com/pdfs/HarryKing_Dieline.pdf

Iron Girder herself:
http://www.raisingsteam3d.com/pdfs/IronGirder_Dieline.pdf

Vetinari:
http://www.raisingsteam3d.com/pdfs/LordVetenari_Dieline.pdf

Of the Twilight the darkness:
http://www.raisingsteam3d.com/pdfs/OfTheTwilightTheDarkness_Dieline.pdf

Adora Belle:
http://www.raisingsteam3d.com/pdfs/AdoraBelle_Dieline.pdf

Mr Thunderbolt:
http://www.raisingsteam3d.com/pdfs/Thunderbolt_Dieline.pdf

Dick Simnel's workshop:
http://www.raisingsteam3d.com/pdfs/DicksWorkshop_Dieline.pdf

http://tinyurl.com/mdmsdam


8.2 DISCWORLD EMPORIUM UPDATES

"Greetings Disc lovers,

"Of course an Emporium celebration wouldn't be complete without special releases from Discworld Stamps, and we'll be debuting fantastic new issues from Lancre and Genua. Available as single stamps or beautiful collectible sheets, the Lancre 3p and Genua 2 Cent issues feature artwork of Lancre Castle and Ella Saturday respectively. Available at the Spring Fling, and online from Tuesday May 6th - click the images below to see more!

http://tinyurl.com/mxbofxq

"The May Day! May Day! LBE is a limited edition Little Brown Envelope, containing a 'lucky dip' assortment of Discworld Stamps with a chance to find sports, rarities and prizes. Every LBE will contain the brand new Genua 2 Cent, and Lancre 3 Pence Discworld Stamps, and 50 lucky envelopes will contain prize tickets for a 'Letter to Lancre' – a rare postal artefact exclusive to this LBE. Keep an eye out for A-M.P.O Dead Letter labels, little scribbles from a certain artificer, rare $5 Blue Triangles and the most coveted Discworld Stamp of them all - the Blue Triangle Sport!
This edition comprises 1000 LBEs, of which 500 will be available at the event itself on Saturday 3rd May. The remainder will go on sale online on Tuesday 6th May in two batches at 10:00am and 6:00pm BST

http://tinyurl.com/lbvnmj3

"Limited Edition LBEs have a habit of selling out jolly quickly, usually within the first hour of release. To avoid disappointment we recommend the purchase of an LBE season ticket, valid for 6 or 11 LBE editions – find out more here:

http://tinyurl.com/lrfwqx9

[Editor's note: if already sold out, the link may be dead.]

"For all our latest wares and releases have a browse through our New Products page – it's mostly harmless!"

http://tinyurl.com/l8ztg9n

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09) DISCWORLD CONVENTION NEWS

9.1 NADWCON 2015: NEWS AND EXPLANATIONS

Ladies and Gentlemen,

There are two things you need to know before we announce the location of the 2015 North American Discworld Gathering:

#1 Sir Terry Pratchett is not able to be with us in person this time, as much as he might like to. Terry and Rob's international travel schedule has changed substantially, and he is focused on his writing, and on forthcoming projects.
Your best chance of seeing Sir Terry in person is to attend the International Discworld Convention in 2014 in Manchester, England, August 8-11, 2014. (Their registration is currently filled but there is a waiting list.). Honored Guests at DWCon 2014 "will appear subject to availability and professional commitments."

#2 There is no seed money available to help fund another NADWCon. As some of you know, NADWCon 2011 did not make a profit, and it appears that NADWCon 2013 did not, either. A number of people worked very hard on those last two NADWCons. Those of you who have served in the convention trenches will know how hard it is to put on a good, 1,000 person event, let alone one that makes any money.

Many of the fans who've been volunteering at NADWCon from the very beginning had imagined that each NADWCon would help construct a solid foundation which would, in turn, support future cons, but things don't always work out as well as we could wish. Given this news I've just shared, the 2014/2015 team knew that producing another NADWCon in 2015 was going to be a challenge. So, here is where things stand today:

Drum Roll Please .....

Many of you guessed right: Seattle was the chosen venue. (Note the past tense).

and...

We've been discussing dates for this event that ranged from late summer to early fall because we did not wish to compete with our friends at Norwescon; a fantasy and science fiction convention that takes place in Seattle every Spring.

Then this happened ....

An experienced, fun-loving, and collaborative core group of volunteers was deeply engaged in planning when WorldCon, Inc. announced that Spokane, WA had won the 2015 bid for the World Science Fiction and Fantasy Convention. This meant that most of the talent and volunteers on the west coast would now focus their time, resources and attention on that event. Add to this the fact that many of our NADWCon attendees also go to Worldcon; we cannot ask them to fly out to the same location twice in one year.

In light of these circumstances we have decided to hold a Discworld Gathering at WorldCon 2015. This WorldCon's official name is Sasquan. Sasquan will take place in Spokane, WA on August 19th - 23rd in 2015.

They know we're coming: The Planning Committee is in touch with the organizers of Sasquan. Our job now is to support this large, international convention, and make sure that our Discworld friends have fun while they're there. Our first question to Sasquan was, "How can we help?".

The North American Discworld Guilds are on board, including the Seamstress Guild (extroverted, costume loving party givers) led by their talented Director Missy Hayes. Also with us are the the Dark Clerks (highly organized folks who like to run things backstage), the Printers and Engravers (writers and editors), the Cunning Artificers (arts and crafts), along with musicians, various family groups, and other North American guilds to be named later. We're planning the Seamstress Guild parties (oh, those parties!), and – pending Sasquan's approval, where needed – various Discworld meets, panels, classes, arts and crafts, pub crawls, kids events, and lots of fun across this great con for all our Discworld friends. In a way, this will be like leaving little Lancre to visit Ankh Morpork. You might want to bring The Luggage.

You can buy your membership to Sasquan, at their 2015 WorldCon website:

http://sasquan.org/
http://www.worldcon.org/

PLEASE NOTE:
* Sasquan attendees can't book hotel rooms for this con until late summer or early fall of 2014. (See the Sasquan website for details)
* More information about our Discworld events at Sasquan will be forthcoming at our website (nadwcon.org), through social media, and via a newsletter.

That's all, folks. You now have over fifteen months to make your arrangements. (3) We're going to have a great time. We hope you can join us.

http://it-bodes.blogspot.com.au/2014/04/announcing-dates-and-location-for-north.html


9.2 WADFEST 2014

"This year's theme is heroes and villains. This means you get the chance to dress up as the hero or villain that you have always wanted to be. You can take your inspiration from comics, films and cartoons, or invent a new character for yourself. There will be trophies for the best dressed villain and best dressed hero, so get your sewing machine out and give it a go! If you're no good at sewing and you don't have anyone to help out, you can always hire a costume for the weekend. As well as special themed hero and villain games there will be all your usual Wadfest favourites, including smack the penguin. If it's your first time at Wadfest, why not take a look through the photos of Wadfests past to get an idea of what to expect?

"The X-Men's blackbird? Batman's batmobile? Green Goblin's glider? If you're feeling really adventurous why not turn your vehicle into the kind of transport a hero or villain would have? Perhaps you're more interested in a permanent base like Superman's Fortress of Solitude or He-Man's Castle Greyskull? If so, why not dress your tent up as your lair? There will be a prize for the best one. There are no limits to what you can do with your costumes. Be as inventive as you like or faithfully recreate your favourite character's costume."

When: 15th to 17th August 2014
Venue: Wood Green, The Animal Charity, King's Bush Farm, London Road, Godmanchester, Cambridgeshire, PE29 2NH
Tickets: £25.00 per adult for the weekend including Camping and Events. Children under 16 go free when accompanied by a paying adult. To purchase tickets online, go to http://www.wadfest.co.uk/page2.html

http://www.wadfest.co.uk


9.3 AUSDWCON 2015

Nullus Anxietus V is coming! Some early details:

When: 10th to 12th April 2015
Venue: Novotel, Parramatta, New South Wales, Australia
Tickets: current ticket prices are $80-$140 per Attending Member, $400 per Family, $30 per Supporting Membership. To purchase at these rates, go to http://ausdwcon.org/shop/

"Previous Conventions have had Guilds. For Nullus Anxietas V the Guilds are replaced by the Studios of Holy Wood and Convention members (who choose to join a "guild") will be randomly assigned to one of the five studios for activities. Can't sing? Can't dance? Can handle a sword a little? Then Holy Wood beckons, and the clickies want YOU." – Daniel Hatton, Guildmeister

"The date of the convention is still too far distant for us to start negotiating room rates but we will have the upper hand if we can go into the discussion with an estimate of how many we would likely need. We'd like to convince them to be the cheapest rate in all of Parramatta and make their money by booking every room rather than them charging a lot for a few rooms. If at all possible, please give us an indication if you will be booking accommodation at the venue and what sort of room you would like. You do not need to be registered to fill in the survey, we would just like an idea of how many rooms we will need for the weekend. Rest assured we will not hold you to this – it's just an estimate. Your name will only be used to ensure you're not on the spreadsheet twice. You will still need to book your own accommodation." – the organisers

http://ausdwcon.org/

9.4 CABBAGECON 2015

Cabbagecon 3, the third Dutch Discworld Convention, will take place in June of next year. Among the special guests will be Venugopalan Ittekot, Dutch translator of the Discworld novels.

When: 27th and 28th June 2015
Venue: Tulip Inn Hotel Val Monte in Berg en Dal (near Nijmegen)
Tickets: Membership of Cabbagecon 3 for the whole weekend is priced at €40,00, with a €5 discount for children, seniors and students. For the Saturday only or the Sunday only, the price is €25,00, with the same discounts as above applying. To book online in advance, go to http://www.dutchdwcon.nl

Apparently Cabbagecon 2 was a great success on the fun front. The organisers say of next year's event, "It will be a happy occasion for fans of Sir Terry Pratchett from the Netherlands and abroad to meet each other again and have fun. We hope to see you too!"

9.5 IDWCON 2015

""Hear ye, hear ye, lads and lasses. We're pleased as punch, and so very proud, to announce that the 4th Irish Discworld Convention will be held from the 2nd to the 5th of October, 2015... We hope to see you all at the Cork International Airport Hotel..."

Confirmed guests so far include Bernard Pearson (the Cunning Artificer himself), Isobel Pearson, TSoD co-author Jack Cohen, folklorist (and Discworld myth-checker) Jacqueline Simpson, and the ever-excellent Colin Smythe.

The new IDWcon webpage is truly gorgeous! Go have a look and a wander, in the meantime, here's an internal memo from Captain Shivers of the A-M City Watch, Irish Precinct:

To: Potential New Recruits
Re: The Theme!
People of Roundworld, we're very pleased to announce that the theme of the Irish Discworld Convention 2015 will be the Watch Open Weekend. Watch this space for further details! If you would like to know more about the Convention, please see our FAQ page. And if you would like to know more about what happened last time, please see the Previous Conventions section. If you have ideas for events you'd like to run, or see us run at the convention, please email: programme@idwcon.org. If you have any other questions, feel free to email us on: info@idwcon.org.

http://idwcon.org/
https://twitter.com/IDWCon
https://www.facebook.com/groups/idwcon/

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10) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS

The Broken Drummers, "London's Premier Unofficially Official Discworld Group", meets on the first Monday of every month at the Monkey Puzzle, 30 Southwick Street, London W2 1JQ: "We welcome anyone and everyone who enjoys Sir Terry's works, or quite likes them or wants to find out more. We have had many visitors from overseas who have enjoyed themselves and made new friends. The discussions do not only concern the works of Sir Terry Pratchett but wander and meander through other genres and authors and also leaping to TV and Film production. We also find time for a quiz. The prize is superb. The chance to set the quiz the following month."

Next meeting: Tonight, actually! Monday 12th May 2014, from 7pm onwards. The regular "first Monday of the month" date was moved back to avoid clashing with the Wincanton Spring Fling, which took place last week.

The Drummers' most recent meet report:

"Last night we had a fantastic turnout. We had to add table after table to our zone just to accommodate everyone. We had a visitor from the Netherlands, Sandra, who is on holiday in London. She said that she was pleased to meet up with other nerds and hopes to come again. I was also pleased to see Bill returning to us like the ghost of Drummers past.
The numbers meant that I didn't get to speak to everyone. I ended up having a very serious conversation about the similarities between fandom and religion and the distinction between the epistemological and sociological aspects with Tim and Ruth (who are back together, that's your hot gossip for the day). Larry and Judy brought their wedding photos from over 30 years ago (Larry looked very sweet and innocent, Judy has remarkably aged very little in that time so looked pretty much the same). Alex also flirted with Andrew, asking me if he was "hetero-flexible". Tim E. brought a jeopardy style quiz, ideal for arguing about possible answers and wording, which caused much amusement. The winner, with full marks, was Tim. W. which caused an immediate sound of fear and foreboding when everyone realized that this meant he would be doing the next quiz."

For more information, go to http://brokendrummers.org/ or email
BrokenDrummers@gmail.com or nicholls.helen@yahoo.co.uk

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The Pratchett Partisans are a new fan group who meet monthly at either Brisbane or Indooroopilly to "eat, drink and chat about all things Pratchett". For more info about their next meetup, go to http://www.meetup.com/Pratchett-Partisans/ or contact Ula directly at uwilmott@yahoo.com.au

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The City of Small Gods is a group for fans in Adelaide and South Australia: "We have regular monthly dinner and games nights, longer games days, plus play outings, craft-y workshops, and fun social activities throughout the year. For more info and to join our mailing list, visit":

http://cityofsmallgods.org.au

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The Broken Vectis Drummers meet on the first Thursday of every month from 7.30pm at The Castle pub in Newport, Isle of Wight.

Next meeting: Thursday 5th June 2014, probably, but do email to check.

All new members and curious passersby are very welcome! For more info and any queries, contact broken_vectis_drummers@yahoo.co.uk

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The Wincanton Omnian Temperance Society (WOTS) meets on the first Friday of every month at Wincanton's famous Bear Inn from 7pm onwards. "Visitors and drop-ins are always welcome!"

Next meeting: Friday 6th June 2014 (probably, though isn't that Queenie's official birthday celebrations day?).

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The Northern Institute of the Ankh-Morpork and District Society of Flatalists, a Pratchett fangroup, has been meeting on a regular basis since 2005 but is now looking to take in some new blood (presumably not in the non-reformed Uberwald manner). The Flatalists normally meet at The Narrowboat Pub in Victoria Street, Skipton, North Yorkshire, to discuss "all things Pratchett" as well as having quizzes and raffles.

Details of future meetings are posted on the Events section of the Discworld Stamps forum:

http://www.discworldstamps.co.uk/forum/

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Sydney Drummers (formerly Drummers Downunder) meet on the first Monday of every month in Sydney at 3 Wise Monkeys, 555 George Street, Sydney,2000.

Next meeting: Monday 2nd June 2014 at 6.30pm (probably). For more information, contact Sue (aka Granny Weatherwax): kenworthys@yahoo.co.uk

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Perth Drummers meet on the first Monday of the month, subject to holidays.

Next meeting: Monday 2nd June 2014 (probably).

"Please note we have moved to Carpe Cafe from 5.30pm Carpe Cafe, 526 Murray Street, Perth, WA. Meeting at a cafe means we are under-18 friendly!"

For details follow Perth Drummers on Twitter @Perth_Drummers and Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/Perth.Drummers/ – otherwise message Krystel directly at khewett@live.com

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Western Drummers (that's two groups for the Sydney Pratchett fans now) meet at The Rowers, Bruce Neal Drive, Penrith at 6.30-7.30pm for food, 7.30pm for games, quizzes and chat.

Next meeting: Tuesday 20th May 2014 (confirmed!)

For more information, contact Nanny Ogg – lewis_oz@bigpond.com –
or visit their Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/westerndrummers

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11) A BEAUTIFUL, CROWDFUNDED MARC SIMONETTI ART BOOK

You may recall French illustrator Marc Simonetti's stunning art for the cover of Turtle Recall. Now he is offering the world his first collection in book form, titled "Coverama". With 63 days left on his crowdfunding page, "Coverama" has already surpassed its goal total of $10,000, but that's no reason to stop supporting it. Discworld fans dug deep for Snowgum's "Troll Bridge" crowdfund appeal, and we all know how successful that drive was!

Crowdfunding for "Coverama" ends on 15th July 2014...

"IT'S ART and Marc Simonetti are proud to present Marc's first ART BOOK: Coverama. Marc Simonetti is a French illustrator who has illustrated many great Fantasy and Sci-Fi books, such as George R. R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire and Terry Pratchett's Discworld Novels. He's has also worked for video game companies like (EA, Ubisoft, Activision, Sony...) and worked as a concept artist and color key artist on advertisements and long feature films... The hardcover Art Book will have around 240 pages printed on high quality paper, and will be full of illustrations. The text will be in both English and French. Their subjects will cover the Game of Thrones books, The Disc World , Lovecraft's worlds, Fantasy and Scifi books, video games and advertisements, personal works, and several "Making Of" made especially for the book... You will enjoy a unique sneak peek on the art process as well and some never seen sketches... Some illustrations will have a link to their online video making of. I will do at least 4 original images, including the book cover art and their full Making Of, explained in text and in online videos..."

There are several pledge levels (we all know how these things go now)n – Civilian for $15.00, Scout for $30.00, Mercenary – France for $40.00, Mercenary – Worldwide for $50.00, Bounty Hunter for $100.00, Colonel for $250.00, Rear Admiral for $500.00, High Admiral for $750.00, and Commander for $1,000.00. To discover what each level offers, visit the page:

http://www.itsartmag.com/features/projects/coverama-by-marc-simonetti/

[Editor's note: for more of Simonetti's quirky Discworld covers art, go to www.marcsimonetti.com - my personal favourites are his covers for Reaper Man, Small Gods, and definitely Soul Music. He also does really scary Feegles.]

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12) IMAGES OF THE MONTH

Susan would approve! As dispensed by the very enlightened Barrett Pharmacy of Watford City, North Dakota:

http://tinyurl.com/n899tlp

...and Nanny Ogg would definitely approve of this ever so louche Interesting Vegetable, as posted by The Poke:

http://tinyurl.com/lymbzm3

Here be an iconograph of the assembled 3-D foldable "Raising Steam" characters (see item 8.1 above):

http://tinyurl.com/lk8re7y

GlenBricker, who created the Discworld Lego proposal, now brings us a Tiffany Aching with frying pan, diary, ship beasties and Feegles. Lego-Tiffany is a truly scary sight; I doubt even the Quin would want to mess with her:

https://ideas.lego.com/projects/57284

...and finally, a marvellously motley collection of Wincanton Spring Fling-ers rockin' the Pink Pussycat Club:

http://tinyurl.com/lcgxwrm

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13) CLOSE

You may remember, from Men at Arms, that the Fools' Guild has a secret museum of clown faces painted on eggs, with an egg for each clown's unique and "protected" make-up. Here be the real Roundworld version:

"A clown's face is his livelihood; it's an unwritten rule among clowns that one must not copy the face of another. Accordingly, in 1946 London clown Stan Bult began painting the faces of his colleagues onto eggshells, effectively trademarking their identities. Bult's collection was largely destroyed in an accident in 1965, but London's Circus Clowns Club resurrected the practice in 1984 and added samples of its members' costumes and wig hair, making each into a peculiar sort of portrait. In 1979, Leon 'Buttons' McBryde, a clown with the Ringling Bros & Barnum and Bailey Circus, heard about the British practice and established his own egg registry, which now includes hundreds of portraits of clowns hand-painted by his wife, Linda. The U.S. registry has been used in at least one court case in which one clown charged another with infringing his design..."

http://www.futilitycloset.com/2014/05/09/the-clown-egg-register/

And here is a wonderful collection of clown-face egg photographs by Luke Stephenson:

http://lukestephenson.com/the-clown-egg-register/

And finally, a message, in poster form, for orangutan-loving choccy-bar consumers in Fourecks. It's a graphic list of which popular snack bars contain palm oil and which do not. Buy smart, tuckshop-raiders!

http://tinyurl.com/mppt6da

And that's the lot for now. Enjoy this merrie month of May, don't forget to wear the lilac on the 25th, and we'll see you again soon!

– Annie Mac

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