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Newsletter of the Klatchian Foreign Legion

Special Edition February 2023


01) LETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR: THE PLAY’S THE THING

Dear Readers, if you're still out there,

I was astonished to discover, upon digging out the last 2022 issue, that it’s been almost ten months to the day since I put together that might-be-final issue. I won’t take refuge in the traditional ‘where did the time go?’ because I know exactly where it went: on working part-time, reading and daydreaming and jogging and gardening and – well, being past retirement age now, I finally retired last month and am now happy just being a housewife and, er, the… other one.

I devoted something on the order of at least 8,000 hours to working on Wossname since I was first asked to contribute some reviews and essays to it. That’s a lot of hours for a duty I only took on as a favour to a friend. But I also made a promise to another friend, who happens to be one of the most important people in the career of Sir Terry Pratchett mayherestinpeace, that I would continue to promote live performances of Discworld plays once they started up again post-pandemic. Which they now have. So here I am, starting to redeem that promise. I should have done it earlier, as it’s been several months since I was given the first lot of info on upcoming plays in 2023, but at least I’ve managed to get this issue out with several weeks to spare before those plays start their runs...

– Annie Mac

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02) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS

There seem to be rather a lot of productions of Wyrd Sisters coming up – all but two of the productions listed below! Plenty of other brilliant Pratchett plays out there, most of them expertly rendered from novel to play by Stephen Briggs, but Wyrd Sisters does seem to have become a Pratchett go-to for amateur companies. Nothing wrong with that!

WYRD SISTERS IN HERTFORD (MARCH)

Presented by the Hertford Dramatic & Operatic Society

When: 8th to 11th March 2023

Venue: The Studio Theatre, Bentley House, Pegs Lane, Hertford SG13 8EG

Time: 7:45pm all evening shows; matinee Saturday 11th at 3pm

Tickets: £13, available online via https://bit.ly/3YlMNDK

https://www.hdos.org.uk/v9/production.php

...AND IN MIDDLESEX (MARCH)

Presented by the Richmond Shakespeare Society

When: 18th-25th March 2023

Venue: Mary Wallace Theatre, The Embankment, Twickenham, Middlesex, TW1 3DU

Time: 7.45pm all evening shows (if there are any matinee performances scheduled, they haven’t been announced yet)

Tickets: available online from Monday 20 February. Ring the Box Office (07484 927662) for further details

https://bit.ly/3jNYWSH


...AND IN SUFFOLK (MARCH)

Presented by the Stowmarket Operatic & Dramatic Society

When: 22nd-25th March 2023

Venue: The Regal Theatre, Stowmarket, Suffolk IP14 1AY

Time: 19.30 all shows, plus 14.00 matinee on Saturday 25th

Tickets: £14 adults, £12 concessions, available online via https://bit.ly/3GX065Y or ring the Box Office: (01449 612825)

https://bit.ly/3DUJ5sB


...AND IN WARWICKSHIRE (MARCH-APRIL)

Presented by the Loft Theatre Company

When: 29th March to 8th April 2023

Venue: The Loft Theatre, Victoria Colonnade, Leamington Spa CV31 3AA

Time: 19.30 all shows except Sunday 2nd Apr at 17.00

Tickets: £17 (concessions £15, students £8), via https://bit.ly/3XH7zNh

https://lofttheatrecompany.com/performance/wyrd-sisters/


GUARDS! GUARDS! IN LLAMEDOS (MARCH)

Presented by the Rhyl Liberty Players

When: 30th March to 1st April 2023

Venue: Little Theatre Rhyl, Vale Road, Rhyl, Denbighshire LL18 2BS

Time: 7.30pm all shows

Tickets: £12 + £0.94 booking fee (10 for the price of 8 offer £108 + £8.42 booking fee), available online via https://bit.ly/3HEUjCk

https://www.libertyplayers.co.uk/


WYRD SISTERS IN BIRKENHEAD (APRIL)

Presented by the Carlton Players

When: 18-22 April 2023

Venue: The Little Theatre, Grange Road West, Birkenhead CH41 4BY (phone: 0151 6476593)

Time: 7.30pm all shows

Tickets: adults £10, children and OAPs £8, available online via https://bit.ly/3HNEDNc or in person at Health and Home Brew Centre, 34 Oxton Road, Birkenhead

https://www.datathistle.com/event/1998194-wyrd-sisters/ https://www.facebook.com/groups/561238457227913/


...AND IN RUTLAND (MAY)

Presented by RATS (Rutland Arts Theatre Society)

When: 18th to 20th May 2023

Venue: Rutland County Museum, Catmos Street, Oakham, Rutland LE15 6HW

Time: 7.30pm all shows

Tickets: £10, available online via wegottickets.com

https://www.facebook.com/ratsoakham

...AND IN MANCHESTER (MAY)

Presented by the Guide Bridge Theatre

When: 15th to 20th May 2023

Venue: Guide Bridge Theatre, Audenshaw Road, Audenshaw, Manchester M34 5HJ

Time: 7.30pm all evening shows; 2pm matinee on Saturday 20th

Tickets: £10 (members £9), available online via https://bit.ly/3YyHmkv

https://bit.ly/3lkzvZu


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04) CLOSE

..and that’s it for now. Remember, if you know of a local Discworld or other Pratchett play coming up, please let me know (ta Vikki for the RATS heads-up, by the way). If there are updates available for the plays above, I’ll post them on the Dreamwidth mirror site.

GNU Sir Pterry forever, and mind how you go...

– Annie Mac

The End. If you have any questions or requests, write: wossname-owner (at) pearwood (dot) info!

© 2023 by Klatchian Foreign Legion

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01) LETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR

Apologies yet again, O Readers: February got away from me. But there's no way I could miss marking the anniversary of the day our favourite author left us forever.

...except he hasn't left, really, has he? Because his name continues to be spoken around Roundworld, and his vast body of work will always be there to be savoured by his original fans and by generations to come. So in his honour, here be some of your Editor's favourite quotes from all the Discworld novels and all the YA novels and various other pieces of Sir Pterry's oeuvre.

GNU Terry Pratchett. Forever.

And now, on with the quotes...

– Annie Mac, Editor

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02) QUOTES OF THE MONTH

"It was octarine, the colour of magic. It was alive and glowing and vibrant and it was the undisputed pigment of the imagination, because wherever it appeared it was a sign that mere matter was a servant of the powers of the magical mind. It was enchantment itself. But Rincewind always thought it looked a sort of greenish-purple." (The Colour of Magic)

"It looked like the sort of book described in library catalogues as "slightly foxed", although it would be more honest to admit that it looked as though it had been badgered, wolved and possibly beared as well." (The Light Fantastic)

"'They say there's dwarf mines under the Ramtops,' she said inconsequentially. 'My, but them little buggers is in for a surprise.' (Equal Rites)

"When a man is tired of Ankh-Morpork, he is tired of ankle-deep slurry." (Mort)

"The subject of wizards and sex is a complicated one, but as has already been indicated it does, in essence, boil down to this: when it comes to wine, women and song, wizards are allowed to get drunk and croon as much as they like." (Sourcery)

"In fact, no gods anywhere play chess. They prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight to Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs." (Wyrd Sisters)

"It was a great comfort knowing that the gods were there. It was knowing they were here that was the terrible part." (Pyramids)

"The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned no later than the date last shown; and 3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality." (Guards! Guards!)

"Interestingly enough, the gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they deserve to go. Which they won't do if they don't know about it. This explains why it is important to shoot missionaries on sight." (Eric)

"If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter." (Moving Pictures)

"'All it's doing is moving around slowly and eating things,' said the Dean. 'Put a pointy hat on it and it'd be a faculty member,' said the Archchancellor." (Reaper Man)

"Racism was not a problem on the Discworld, because – what with trolls and dwarfs and so on – speciesism was more interesting. Black and white lived in perfect harmony and ganged up on green." (Witches Abroad)

"You know, I used to think I was stupid, and then I met philosophers." (Small Gods)

"It's not enough to be able to pick up a sword. You have to know which end to poke into the enemy." (Lords and Ladies)

"The Librarian of Unseen University had unilaterally decided to aid comprehension by producing an Orangutan/Human Dictionary. He'd been working on it for three months. It wasn't easy. He'd got as far as 'Oook'." (Men At Arms)

"The Patrician was a pragmatist. He never tried to fix things that worked. Things that didn't work, however, got broken." (Soul Music)

"Many things went on at Unseen University and, regrettably, teaching had to be one of them. The faculty had long ago confronted this fact and had perfected various devices for avoiding it. But this was perfectly all right because, to be fair, so had the students." (Interesting Times)

"Nanny had an unexpected gift for languages; she could be comprehensibly incompetent in a new one within an hour or two." (Maskerade)

"I, after hearing evidence from a number of experts, including Mrs Slipdry the midwife, certify that the balance of probability is that the bearer of this document, C. W. St John Nobbs, is a human being. Signed, Lord Vetinari." (Feet of Clay)

"Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on." (Hogfather)

"It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things." (Jingo)

"Ponder Stibbons was one of those unfortunate people cursed with the belief that if only he found out enough things about the universe it would all, somehow, make sense." (The Last Continent)

"Lancre operated on the feudal system, which was to say, everyone feuded all the time and handed on the fight to their descendants." (Carpe Jugulum)

"Humans don't like werewolves. Wolves don't like werewolves. People don't like wolves that can think like people, an' people don't like people who can act like wolves. Which just goes to show that people are the same everywhere." (The Fifth Elephant)

"A lie can run round the world before the truth has got its boots on." (The Truth)

"It was hard to deal with people when a tiny part of you saw them as a temporary collection of atoms that would not be around in another few decades." (Thief of Time)

"Lord Vetinari, despite his education, had a mind like an engineer. If you wished to open something, you found the appropriate spot and applied the minimum amount of force necessary to achieve your end. Possibly the spot was between a couple of ribs and the force was applied via a dagger, or between two warring countries and applied via an army, but the important thing was to find that one weak spot which would be the key to everything. " (The Last Hero)

"A good plan isn't one where someone wins, it's where nobody thinks they've lost." (TAMAHER)

"THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE." (Night Watch)

" What they did was sell invisible things. And after they had sold what they had, they still had it. They sold what everyone needed but didn’t often want. They sold the key to the universe to people who didn’t know it was locked." (The Wee Free Men)

"The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they’ve found it." (Monstrous Regiment)

"A Feegle liked to face enormous odds all by himself, because it meant you didn’t have to look where you were hitting." (A Hat Full of Sky)

"What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter." (Going Postal)

"'What would you do if I asked you an outright question, Vimes?’ ‘I’d tell you an outright lie, sir.’" (Thud!)

"First Sight and Second Thoughts, that’s what a witch had to rely on: First Sight to see what’s really there, and Second Thoughts to watch the First Thoughts to check that they were thinking right." (Wintersmith)

"The city bleeds, Mr Lipwig, and you are the clot I need." (Making Money)

"'The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord.' Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. 'Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.'" (Unseen
Academicals)

"People aren't just people, they are people surrounded by circumstances." (I Shall Wear Midnight)

"He was a scallywag, a chancer, a ruthless fighter and a dangerous driver of bargains over the speed limit. Since it was a bit of a mouthful, he was referred to as a successful businessman, since that more or less amounted to the same thing." (Snuff)

"The world is changing and it needs its shepherds and sometimes its butchers." (Raising Steam)

"She was Tiffany Aching. Not Granny Weatherwax, but a witch in her own right. A witch who knew exactly who she was and how she wanted to do things. Her way." and "A witch is always on the edge, between the light and the dark, good and bad, making choices every day, judging all the time. It was what made her human." (The Shepherd's Crown)

"It is known that knowledge is power, and power is energy, and energy is matter, and matter is mass, and therefore large accumulations of knowledge distort time and space." (The Science of Discworld)

"Think critically about what you are told. Do not accept the word of authority unthinkingly. Science is not a belief system: no belief system instructs you to question the system itself. Science does. (There are many scientists, however, who treat it as a belief system. Be wary of them.)" (tSoD: The Globe)

"'That’s young Darwin,’ said Ponder. ‘Very keen on collecting all sorts of wildlife.'" (tSoD: Darwin's Watch)

"Every scientific statement is provisional. Politicians hate this. How can anyone trust scientists? If new evidence comes along, they change their minds." (tSod: Judgement Day)

...and, of course:

"So he said to young Sam: 'if you lose your cow you should report this to the Watch under Demonic & Farmyard Animals (Lost) Act of 1804. They will swing into action with keenness and speed. Your cow will be found. If it has been impersonating other animals, it may be arrested. If you are a stupid person, do not look for your cow yourself.'" (Where's My Cow?)

And not forgetting...

"Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down." (Strata)

"I don’t seem to be achieving anything, but I must keep trying, otherwise what is free will for?" (The Dark Side of the Sun)

"For every mad scientist who's had a convenient thunderstorm just on the night his Great Work is complete and lying on the slab, there have been dozens who've sat around aimlessly under the peaceful stars while Igor clocks up the overtime." (Good Omens)

...and all the marvellous YA and "for (even) younger readers" novels:

"Religion is not an exact science. Sometimes, of course, neither is science." (Nation)

"There were two ways of looking at the world, but only one when you are starving." (Dodger)

"Just because you've got a mind like a hammer doesn't mean you have to treat everyone else like a nail." (Only You Can Save Mankind)

"Granddad was superstitious about books. He thought that if you had enough of them around, education leaked out, like radioactivity." (Johnny and the Dead)

"This isn’t magic, is it?" (Johnny and the Bomb)

"The Munrungs didn't have gods. Life was complicated enough as it was." (The Carpet People)

"'It’s a well-known fact that women can’t read,' said Gurder. 'It’s not their fault, of course. Apparently their brains get too hot. With the strain, you know.'"
(Truckers)

"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it." (Diggers)

"Beyond the top of the sky was the place the Thing had called the universe. It contained – according to the Thing – everything and nothing. And there was very little everything and more nothing than anyone could imagine." (Wings)

[Editor's note: I haven't time to include any quotes from Sir Pterry's collections of children's short stories, or from Once More* With Footnotes or A Blink of the Screen or the Long earth series. Feel free to add your own...]

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08) CLOSE

...and that's it for the moment. Normal service will resume later this month. Mind how you go!

– Annie Mac

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The End. If you have any questions or requests, write: wossname-owner (at) pearwood (dot) info

© 2022 by Wossname for the Klatchian Foreign Legion
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Editor in Chief: Annie Mac
News Editor: Vera P
Newshounds: Mogg, Sir J of Croydon Below, the Shadow, Mss C, Alison not Aliss
Staff Writers: Asti, Pitt the Elder, Evil Steven Dread, Mrs Wynn-Jones
Staff Technomancer: Jason Parlevliet
Book Reviews: Annie Mac, Drusilla D'Afanguin, Your Name Here
Puzzle Editor: Tiff (still out there somewhere)
Bard in Residence: Weird Alice Lancrevic
Emergency Staff: Steven D'Aprano, Jason Parlevliet
World Membership Director: Steven D'Aprano (in his copious spare time)


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INDEX:

01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH
02) EDITOR'S LETTER
03) ODDS AND SODS
04) DISCWORLD CONVENTION NEWS
05) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS
06) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS
07) IMAGES OF THE MONTH
08) CLOSE

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01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH

"So I've watched the whole series, and... wow. It sure is something. Pondering how it's possible to incorporate this particular story into the Discworld canon–not to mention that Ankh Morpork and those character versions–I was left with the inescapable conclusion that the series is essentially Trousers of Time fan fiction, describing a leg of Discworld that has so many differences from the main trouser leg that it's almost completely different. And yet, there is one key difference that supersedes all others: In the trouser leg of BBC's The Watch, Terry Pratchett is not particularly funny & this is probably his first book."
– reddit user u/hanleybrand's "fan theory" re The watch

"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.."
– Sir Pterry

"If I heeded all the advice I've had over the years, I'd have written 18 books about Rincewind."
– millions are deeply relieved that Sir Pterry *didn't* listen to his fans sometimes

"I must confess the activities of the UK governments for the past couple of years have been watched with frank admiration and amazement by Lord Vetinari"
– ah, Sir Pterry, if only you'd known what was to follow since you said that on Usenet...

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02) LETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR

It's been six years this week. I miss him. That's all. But then, somewhere out there is a small asteroid called 127005 Pratchett, named by NASA for the author. And once upon a time there was a sea turtle called Psephophorus terrypratchetti, named by palaeontologist Richard Kohler. "...as long as his name is still spoken...", you know? GNU Terry Pratchett, forever in the Overhead.

The pandemic ate my calendar, so this is a short February *and* March issue. More next month, hopefully!

And now, on with the show...

– Annie Mac, Editor

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03) ODDS AND SODS

3.1 THE WOSSNAME MEMORIAL POEM

Yes, I'll trot this out every year on the anniversary of Sir Pterry's death, because it illustrates the depth of my love for his work. – Ed.

THE LOVE SONG OF TDJ PRATCHETT

By Weird Alice Lancrevic, with apologies to the shade of Thomas Stearns Eliot

Let us go then, you and I,
When the Rimfall is spread out against the sky
Like a victim on Quetzovercoatl's altar
Let us go, through certain dark Ankh-Morpork streets,
As Cumbling Michael bleats
Of restless nights in Elm Street's cheap bedsits
And Harga's restaurant with greasy chips
Streets that follow like a Fools' Guild argument
Of a humorous intent
To lead you to an overt wealth of... footnotes!
Oh, do not play Greek Chorus
Let us go and dance Dark Morris.

In the room the wizards come, unseen
Talking of thaumic octarine.

The Morpork smog that rubs its back upon the window-panes,
The river-fug that rubs its muzzle on the window-panes,
Licked its tongue into the corners of the Bucket,
Lingered upon the gargoyles guarding drains,
Let fall upon its back the black of lithe Assassins,
Slipped by the terrace, writhed round Sator Square,
And seeing that it was a soft Sektober night,
Curled once around the Tump, and fell asleep.

And indeed there will be crime
Under Ankh-born fumes that slide down Easy Street,
Rubbing grey-black upon the window-panes; Disc-ing itself
There will be crime, and barely time
To prepare a voucher for the Thieves that you may meet;
There will be time to say the number Eight,
And time for all Devices wrought by dwarfs
That lift this brawling City toward its fate;
Time for Schleppel, time for Reg,
And time yet for an Igor's deft incisions,
And for a Sweeper's history revisions,
Before the taking of meat and two veg.

In the room the wizards come, unseen
Making a joke about the Dean.

And indeed there will be time
To wonder, 'Do I dare? Will Vimes go spare?'
Time to turn back Time and deeds repair,
With P.L.T. making horrors of my hair –
[They will say: 'How she stoops, to wear the tin!']
My armoured breasts, my collar fastened firmly 'neath my chin,
My pedigree's the oddest, but blue-blooded via lupine kin –
[They will say: 'But she's a vegetarian!']
Do I dare
Disturb the multiverse?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which the Moon will soon reverse.

For I have known the grags already, known them all –
Have known the meetings, mineshafts, Ankhian ruins,
I have squandered all my gold in greasy spoons;
I know the old life's dying, like an axe's fall
Beneath the bustle under cellar rooms.
So should I mention Koom?

And I have known the toffs already, known them all –
The eyes that damn you with a far too inbred phrase,
And when I am relegated, tossed like Mr Pin,
When I am told 'No comment!' by Lord Rust,
Then how should I begin
To spit out all Spike's butt-ends from the Golem Trust?
And how should I presume?

And I have known the 'girls' already, known them all –
Arms of that painted Guild, pale, white and calm
(But in the lamplight, best of Mrs Palm's!)
Is it scumble from a dish
That makesh me shpeak like thish?
Arms that twine around a client, or cap a maiden's fall.
And should I rent a room?
How soon should I dig in?

. . . . .

Shall I say, I have lurked at dusk in Morpork's streets
And watched the Clacks that clatter from the roofs
Midst lonely geeks with code-books, changing shifts in towers? . . .

I should have been a cruel wild banshee's claws
Scuttling between the Trouserlegs of Time.

. . . . .

And 'til well past noon, Young Sam will sleep so peacefully!
Smooth is his breathing,
Asleep . . . tired . . . or merely teething
Safe in his bed, here beside you and me.
Should I, after teetotal libations,
Have the strength to foil yet more assassinations?
But though I have cursed and shouted, growled and coughed,
Though I have seen my head [grown slightly bald] fetch ever higher prices
I am no genius – but I'm cool in crisis;
I have seen the sternest of my Watchmen flicker,
And I have seen the eternal Death of Rats go SNH, and snicker,
And in short, I was pissed off.

And would it have been worth it all, and sweet,
After millennium hand and shrimp for tea,
Among the Faculty, among some talk of Sourcery,
Would it have been worth while
To endure Ridcully's hassling with a smile,
To have squeezed the universe's rubber sheet
To roll it toward some thaumic insurrection,
To say: 'We are wizardry's future, come have fun
'Come HEX me up a treat, H.E.M. is neat!'
If one, scoffing a sausage inna bun,
Should say: 'That is not what I meant to eat.
'That is not real named meat.'

And would it have been worth it, after all,
Would it have been worth while,
After the battles and the broadswords and the trampled thrones,
After the sagas, after the horse cheese, after the skirts I chased from Rim to Hub –
And dine-chewers for my grub? –
It is 'barbarian' to say just what I mean!
But seen by a magic lantern through a silken Agatean screen:
Would it have been worth while
If one, scuttling a Dark Lord or storming Io's gate
To turn larks into legends, should say:
'That's not a hero's fate,
'That's not a deathless hero's fate.'

No! I am not King Verence, nor was meant to be;
I'm just a tender Tomjon, one who'll do
To thrill the punters, steal a scene or two
Advise the prince; he jingles, but he's cool,
Deferential to the senior Ogg
Mildly thick, gracious, and fond of his wife;
Full of high purpose, but a bit agog;
At times, indeed, a cliche brought to life –
Almost a perfect Fool.

I grow old . . . I grow old . . .
I shall yet wear midnight when the nights are cold.

Shall I shout 'Io's not blind!'? Do I dare to speak of Klatch?
I shall wear black pointy headgear, and fly on brooms of thatch
I have heard the Beggars, canting to the Watch.

I do not think that they will beg from me.

We have seen young vampires gliding past the Moon
Combing the land for humans to attack
Venting their blood-lust stylishly in black.

We have lingered on the shambling Circumfence
By sea-trolls wreathed with foam against the sky
Till Great A'Tuin takes us, and we fly.

3.2 HOW TO EVISCERATE A CONDESCENDING INTERVIEWER...

...by one Terry Pratchett in the mid-Nineties. Here be an extract from an interview that was published in the hardcopy edition of The Onion in 1995, as transcribed by high fantasy author Patrick Rothfuss:

"Onion: You’re quite a writer. You’ve a gift for language, you’re a deft hand at plotting, and your books seem to have an enormous amount of attention to detail put into them. You’re so good you could write anything. Why write fantasy?

Pratchett: I had a decent lunch, and I’m feeling quite amiable. That’s why you’re still alive. I think you’d have to explain to me why you’ve asked that question.

O: It’s a rather ghettoized genre.

P: This is true. I cannot speak for the US, where I merely sort of sell okay. But in the UK I think every book— I think I’ve done twenty in the series— since the fourth book, every one has been one the top ten national bestsellers, either as hardcover or paperback, and quite often as both. Twelve or thirteen have been number one. I’ve done six juveniles, all of those have nevertheless crossed over to the adult bestseller list. On one occasion I had the adult best seller, the paperback best-seller in a different title, and a third book on the juvenile bestseller list. Now tell me again that this is a ghettoized genre.

O: It’s certainly regarded as less than serious fiction.

P: (Sighs) Without a shadow of a doubt, the first fiction ever recounted was fantasy. Guys sitting around the campfire— Was it you who wrote the review? I thought I recognized it— Guys sitting around the campfire telling each other stories about the gods who made lightning, and stuff like that. They did not tell one another literary stories. They did not complain about difficulties of male menopause while being a junior lecturer on some midwestern college campus. Fantasy is without a shadow of a doubt the ur-literature, the spring from which all other literature has flown. Up to a few hundred years ago no one would have disagreed with this, because most stories were, in some sense, fantasy. Back in the middle ages, people wouldn’t have thought twice about bringing in Death as a character who would have a role to play in the story. Echoes of this can be seen in Pilgrim’s Progress, for example, which hark back to a much earlier type of storytelling. The epic of Gilgamesh is one of the earliest works of literature, and by the standard we would apply now — a big muscular guys with swords and certain godlike connections — That’s fantasy. The national literature of Finland, the Kalevala. Beowulf in England. I cannot pronounce Bahaghvad-Gita but the Indian one, you know what I mean. The national literature, the one that underpins everything else, is by the standards that we apply now, a work of fantasy.

Now I don’t know what you’d consider the national literature of America, but if the words Moby Dick are inching their way towards this conversation, whatever else it was, it was also a work of fantasy. Fantasy is kind of a plasma in which other things can be carried. I don’t think this is a ghetto. This is, fantasy is, almost a sea in which other genres swim. Now it may be that there has developed in the last couple of hundred years a subset of fantasy which merely uses a different icongraphy, and that is, if you like, the serious literature, the Booker Prize contender. Fantasy can be serious literature. Fantasy has often been serious literature. You have to fairly dense to think that Gulliver’s Travels is only a story about a guy having a real fun time among big people and little people and horses and stuff like that. What the book was about was something else. Fantasy can carry quite a serious burden, and so can humor. So what you’re saying is, strip away the trolls and the dwarves and things and put everyone into modern dress, get them to agonize a bit, mention Virginia Woolf a few times, and there! Hey! I’ve got a serious novel. But you don’t actually have to do that. (Pauses) That was a bloody good answer, though I say it myself..."

https://blog.patrickrothfuss.com/2015/08/thoughts-on-pratchett/

3.3 VACCINATING THE LIBRARIANS!

Nine great apes at the San Diego Zoo – four orangutans and five bonobos – have been vaccinated against COVID-19! From the BBC:

"One of the recipients was a 28-year-old female Sumatran orangutan named Karen who had garnered headlines at the zoo when she became the first ape to undergo open-heart surgery in 1994. Each of the nine animals received two doses of an experimental vaccine originally designed for dogs and cats, and are all doing well with no adverse reactions, zoo spokesperson Darla Davis said. Zoo officials went ahead with the shots due to concerns about the animals' wellbeing after a troop of eight gorillas at the affiliated San Diego Zoo Safari Park fell ill with COVID-19 in January, marking the first known transmission of the virus to great apes. The eight gorillas, including a 48-year-old male "silverback" named Winston who suffered from pneumonia and heart disease, have since improved and appear to be on their way to a full recovery, Ms Davis said. Winston was treated with a variety of medications, including a coronavirus antibody therapy for non-humans... The orangutans and bonobos selected for immunisation were among the great apes at the zoo considered the most at risk of catching the virus and among the easiest to inoculate. Staff vaccinated the animals by distracting them from the needle with treats..."

https://ab.co/3cho5xC

3.4 ALL THE PRATCHETT SCREEN ADAPTATIONS, RANKED

On Screen Rant, Matt Morrison ranks and reviews them all:

"With 41 books in his Discworld series alone (including all the books aimed at children, middle-grade readers and young adults), it's no wonder that Terry Pratchett is one of the most frequently adapted authors of modern literature. His books have been adapted into graphic novels, video games, and stage musicals. The stage plays based on his work are particularly popular with amateur dramatics companies, due to Pratchett's emphasis on character and clever wordplay that lend themselves well to the melodrama of the theatre. Despite this versatility, it's the TV adaptations of Pratchett's works that have introduced him to the greatest number of people. These adaptations vary wildly, with some being close to the original work though lacking in a big budget and others featuring big budgets while only paying lip service to the books that allegedly inspired it. A rare few managed to build upon the original work to create something that was a fitting tribute to Sir Terry Pratchett's imagination and genius..."

The rankings cover Good Omens, the two Johnny Maxwell books that have so far been adapted, The Colour of Magic, Hogfather, Going Postal, Wyrd Sisters, Truckers, Soul Music, Troll Bridge, and, yes, The Watch, with synopses and comments for each. Well worth a read!

https://bit.ly/3rAXKRt

3.5 UPDATES: THE TERRY PRATCHETT BOOK CLUB

On the website of publishers Tor, Emmet Asher-Perrin continues a Discworld discussion page. This month's instalments take us from the last parts of Pyramids to most of Guards! Guards!:

"This section is basically a “Who’s Who” of Greek culture and philosophy, with all the fellows at the Symposium matching up to famous names in philosophy and history and the rest. The names that Pratchett selects for his pastiched historical figures are also references unto themselves half the time — copolymer is the term for a compound plastic, and antiphon is a call-and-response phrase you get in choirs. I do like his Herodotus stand-in, and how bad he is at telling stories about the Tsortean Wars. In this case, there’s a little more to lean on here, because we know a bit more about how the ancient Greeks lived, and Britain in particular has always been incredibly enamored of Greek culture and history. Herodotus did genuinely to go Symposiums like this and make money this way, and said Symposiums were genuinely just excuses to hang out and get drunk and argue philosophical points, and we’ve even got a listener here to play the role of the second guy in Socratic dialogues. The idea of Pythagoras being so wasted that he’s stuck on his dislike of pi is hilarious. The thought of Aesop crunching away on celery while you’re trying to talk is similarly excellent... "

https://bit.ly/3t8YbCR

"I think this could have worked if the historical alignment had been a little bit sharper in its execution, but then you would’ve had to make some sect of the Ephebians the rulers of Djelibeybi at this point in their history, or something down that road. Smashing it all together is weirdly sloppy for Pratchett, and it takes away from the book’s overall impact as a complete story. It’s distracting because he keeps using Greek references all over the place; Ozymandias is name-checked, which is the Greek name for Ramesses II; Ptraci is rolled up in a carpet when she presents herself to Teppic at the end, just like Cleopatra was said to have done when she wanted to be smuggled in to see Julius Caesar. The only non-Hellenized reference here that really stands out is the first ancestor Khuft, who I imagine is meant to be a stand-in for the pharaoh Khufu. Then it gets even messier with a biblical reference when Teppic parts the river, which sure didn’t happen on the Nile in the Bible, so who can say what we’re going for at that point. I know it’s not the only story where waters part, but you have to know that’s the first one that’s going to come to mind when you invoke both Egypt and god powers... We could all use a reminder now and then that tradition for tradition’s sake is not a reason to do anything, that power isn’t eternal, and that we cultivate resilience by refusing to fear what is new. There’s some scholarship via Stefan Eckman about the kingdom being a sort of “time polder”, described as a sort of bubble where history is locked into a pattern (largely due to Dios in this case), and that’s an interesting conceit. But the story doesn’t really land the way it could because its foundation is too precarious..."

https://bit.ly/3esQenZ

"The clichés that Pratchett cleaves to here are a fantasy in and of themselves. He’s ultimately parodying something that doesn’t exist in the real world. I’m not saying that he’s unaware of the issues here entirely; the makeup of the City Watch that Carrot enters is a fairly good representation of the sort of people who often populate bodies of law enforcement... Carrot occupies a special place in my heart for being one of the few “Lawful Good” (as the D&D parlance goes) characters I genuinely like. As an alignment, I’m mostly against it, partly due to my own chaotic leanings, but also because it’s difficult to find examples of that type who don’t make the concept of lawfulness distasteful. Being down with authority is not an attribute I’ve ever personally prized, but Carrot comes by it honestly–because it’s a matter of literalness, not belief in the “goodness” of law..."

https://bit.ly/38u9q0H

"The description of Vimes’s alcoholism is maybe one of the most affecting, upsetting segments in the entire Discworld series. Getting back to the Watch House, pulling that bottle out of his desk without even noticing he’s done it, waking up drunk after hours have passed him by. It’s given to us with such clear narration, such simplicity, that it makes the moment of his waking that much more unsettling. Then on the flip side of that, there’s the Supreme Grand Master thinking that once they’ve installed the king, he can give up the magic they’re doing 'any time I like.' Which is addiction speak 101. So even though these two haven’t met, we’re being shown that this is ultimately one addiction unknowingly battling another... The introduction of Sybil Ramkin and her whole operation is a pitch-perfect sendup of the sort of people who breed dogs and horses, and all the minutiae that entails, and how it can utterly absorb someone’s life. Of course, the key difference here is that Sybil really adores her dragons, which certainly isn’t true of every dog or horse breeder. Some people really just are in it for getting prizes at racing and show dog competitions, a sphere dominated by the superrich. With Lady Ramkin, we see someone who isn’t really in it for glory or money or status. This is her area of focus and study in addition to being her passion. She just really loves dragons, okay?...

"In essence, Sibyl is the Bruce Wayne of this outfit. Which is good because they desperately need one. And I say this with a great deal of affection, because I love Sybil and I also love her relationship with Vimes as it grows through these stories. For all their differences, they’re an extremely well-matched pair, and I do think they’re better rendered than any of the relationships Pratchett shows us up until this point in the Discworld books. I think this is because their vulnerabilities as people are better rendered than any of his previous pairs. They’re both lonely, and they’re both people who might come off tough or prickly at first glance, when they’re genuinely anything but..."

https://bit.ly/3byE6Qo

"Pratchett’s description of the dragon here is where we get a proper bit of Smaug-ian narrative, if such a thing could be said to exist. The explanation of what it feels like to be this creature, and how they feel about being used, it’s all just very evocative and chilling and well done. So are the bits about L-space, which really gets me thinking – when you start out with Discworld books, Pratchett is a little less precise on how he talks about magic and space-time and all of that. As we go on, things get much clearer, even if they’re still inherently unknowable, which I love... There are just so many great bits in this section with Carrot being so preposterous, and also so very good, in that painfully earnest but lovely way. I’d actually forgotten the charge bit with the palace guards, but on rereading, my brain instantly went 'oh no, he thinks you mean actually charge them physically' because it’s a goofy joke, but it’s still a darned funny one... Pratchett is very explicitly criticizing how there’s a part of humanity (in the genes, as it were) that genuinely wants to believe that certain people are grouped off, special and above everyone else. Ankh-Morpork is a city full of individuals that go about their own business–they’re a community because they occupy this space together, and there’s a certain code that comes with being crammed in like that. But the instant a 'king' shows up, everything becomes about catering to that idea, to that individual. Of course, it’s illustrated more comically when Colon goes off about this, only to snap at Nobby for calling him by his first name; point being that Colon is all for hierarchy, he just wants the one he recognizes..."

https://bit.ly/3cmolLK

3.6 ...AND YES, ANOTHER REVIEW OF THE WATCH...

By Joseph Ellis on Sunriseread:

The references to other realities, particularly with the technology from “Roundworld” being brought over into Discworld by experiments at Unseen University, made it harder to suspend disbelief and accept the world of the series as independent. But, as it turns out, that’s part of the point. In episode 7, The Watch makes it utterly clear that the multiverse is full of different versions of Discworld. For readers familiar with multiverse fiction (or just readers familiar with the many iterations of the Marvel Universe, numbered for convenience), fully admitting this construction lightens the burden on The Watch to be a familiar adaptation. This Sam Vimes isn’t the same Sam Vimes we know—because, in episode 7, we see two different versions of the same character. And while as viewers we already knew that, having the story itself make that an important, pivotal piece of information changes the way the story functions.

If The Watch had somehow been able to communicate in its first two episodes that this was the “Discworld: The Musical” (I’m not kidding) version of Pratchett’s universe, then the amount of time spent with members of the cast behind musical instruments would have felt natural. Music is a core storytelling tool for the television series, and by the end, it comes together and works. The problem is that too many Pratchett fans gave up on the series long before it hit the point where everything clicked.

In some ways, this is a true shame, because the cast delivered stellar performances throughout. Richard Dormer’s physical acting in the role of Vimes is stellar, managing both comedic and serious scenes with equal aplomb. Jo Eaton-Kent’s Cheery, a non-binary (by the final episode) dwarf, is a delight. Marama Corlett makes viewers believe her brooding werewolf Angua could kick everyone’s ass despite being half their size. Adam Hugill as Constable Carrot embodies the earnest fantasy hero. Lara Rossi delivers a Sybil Ramkin that has as large a presence on screen as her physically-larger novel version exudes on the page. Samuel Adewunmi’s villainous Carcer has enough pathos that viewers might almost have rooted for his redemption up until his actions in the finale, and Bianca Simone Mannie’s Wonce is inspired; both villains are drawn from more minor characters in the novels and given greater depth for the series, a departure that results in making them some of the more interesting, nuanced inventions of the show.

But despite that, the reason The Watch never quite managed to bring even its own Discworld to life was the shorthand of silliness for satire. Pratchett’s novels are beloved because they’re funny, it’s true, but his humor isn’t just goofy or absurd (although it swings that way on occasion). Much of the fun is in the way the humor is used not to lighten the scene, but to illuminate it..."

https://bit.ly/3cjdO3P

...and a not-a-review, originally in tweet thread form, from Twitter user Hannah Elspeth aka [profile] for_every_helen:

"Okay, look, this is why I am so upset by #TheWatch adaptation. I think I read my first #Discworld book a couple of decades ago, as a young teenager. I'd never read anything like it in my life. After that I went to the library every week & meticulously hunted for them, over years... The #Discworld books gave me a grounding in empathy and the complexity of human nature in a way no other book has. When I call Terry Pratchett a philosopher, I am not joking. I am being entirely sincere, because he was one of the brightest minds I've ever come across.

"I remember in #SmallGods, when he described the way that gods would die when the structure of a religion grew around them like a tomb, and people worshipped the hierarchy of the church and the comfort of ritual. I remember when Granny Weatherwax was asked, when she needed to choose between a mother in labour or the baby, if she would ask the father which one to save, and she said that he had loved his wife for years, but never known the child, and why would she hurt him by asking? I remember when Sam Vimes explained his 'boots theory of economics', that the rich are rich because they can buy high quality products that last, and the poor stay poor because they have to buy cheap products that constantly must be replaced, and end up spending the most. And in Carpe Jugulum when a priest loses his faith in a religion that is overcome by ritual and evangelism, it is an atheist that helps him get it back by explaining that if you really believe in something, want to make a difference, you put your whole self into it & never stop. And, and, and..."

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1314655976327393280.html

The original tweet thread can be found here:

https://twitter.com/for_every_helen/status/1314655976327393280

3.7 THE MERCH CORNER

* New Discworld Collector's Library editions!

"Coming soon to the Discworld Collector's Library... It's been a long wait, but at long last the Tiffany Aching series and The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents will finally be available in beautiful hardback editions as part of the spectacular Discworld Collector's Library later this year!"

The new editions will be published on 23rd September 2021 and will include The Wee Free Men, A Hat Full of Sky, Wintersmith, I Shall Wear Midnight, The Shepherd's Crown, and The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents. Each volume is priced at £14.99 and all new volumes are now available for pre-order. For more info, and to pre-order, go to:

https://www.discworldemporium.com/19-new-books

"Joe McLaren's cover artwork is yet to be revealed, but after years of waiting for these books to come to fruition a few more months of wondering won't hurt! For those wanting to indulge in the entire collection all in one go, each new title will be added to our Complete Collection of Discworld Collector's Library editions as soon as they are published!" More info here:

https://bit.ly/30wmMFp

* The Illustrated Guards! Guards!

"This edition features ten glorious full-colour illustrations and further pencil drawings by Terry Pratchett's artist of choice, Paul Kidby."

Each copy of The Illustrated Guards! Guards! is priced at £30. For more info, and to order, go to:

https://bit.ly/2OiEWYE

* A new Discworld Companion!

Yes, there's a new and even more comprehensive Discworld Companion due out later this year! The Absolute – or possibly, Ultimate – Discworld Companion, by Terry Pratchett and Stephen Briggs, will be published by Gollancz in both hardcover and paperback versions on on 11th November 2021!

"If you're looking for the ultimate authority on probably the most heavily populated – certainly the most hilarious – setting in fantasy literature... If you need a handy guide to Discworld locales from Ankh-Morpork to Zemphis... If you want help telling Achmed the Mad from Jack Zweiblumen... If your life depends on being able to distinguish the Agatean Empire from the Zoons...look no further than THE ABSOLUTE DISCWORLD COMPANION – fully updated by the encyclopaedic Stephen Briggs and fully illustrated by the kaleidoscopic Paul Kidby!"

The Absolute (or possibly Ultimate) Discworld Companion can be pre-ordered now, at the Fourecksian price of AU$34.89 (hardcover) or AU$26.15 (paperback), with delivery to Australia included. A deal not to be missed! For more info, and to pre-order, go to:

https://bit.ly/3byGOFy

3.8 THE OFFICIAL PLAYWRIGHT SPEAKS!

During the pandemic, Stephen Briggs has been reading short extracts from assorted Discworld (and other Pratchett) books to the online public. On his website, he says, "I'm grateful to Rob Wilkins for giving me permission to record some daily snippets of solid gold Pratchett for his fans during this difficult time. I've done two hundred but, with no end in sight to the current restrictions, I've had to give up the daily readings. I'll still be adding to them, though – just not quite so regularly."

Here be the link to the lot: https://bit.ly/3byDOZO

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04) DISCWORLD CONVENTION NEWS

Nullus Anxietas 7a has been gong through some changes...

"As you all know we have postponed the Australian Discworld Convention until 8th–10th April 2022. However, we plan to celebrate the original dates with a virtual event on Saturday 3rd July 2021, tentatively from 6pm to 12am AEDT (Sydney time). This will be a chance for us all to catch up and have some fun. This will be open to all convention members, attending and supporting. We are thinking of:

A fiendish Discworld quiz
A costume event
A radio play
Maybe a couple of special guests for a virtual Klatch
And perhaps a visit to the Ankh Morpork palace dungeon? It's easy to enter, not so easy to escape
And a bedtime story to finish"

https://bit.ly/2Obrd69

"Nullus Anxietas 7a–The Australian Discworld Convention–will be held in Sydney on 8th to 10th April 2022
Due to the current situation with the COVID-19 pandemic, we have made the decision to postpone the convention from its original dates. Please note that some pages or images on the website may still contain references to the original dates in July 2021. Please bear with us as we organise these changes."

https://2022.ausdwcon.org/

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05) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS

* NEW STEPHEN BRIGGS DISCWORLD SCRIPT BOOKS

Attention amateur theatre companies! Now that there may be an eventual end in sight to the Covid-19 pandemic and it may be time to start planning the return of Discworld to the stage, note that three new official Discworld scriptbooks have been published this month: The Shakespeare Codex, Lords and Ladies, and Hogfather. All three are now available direct from the publisher (Bloomsbury).

Each scriptbook is priced at £9.89 (paperback) or £8.79 (ebook). For more information, and to purchase, go to:

The Shakespeare Codex: https://bit.ly/3rD40YL
Lords and Ladies: https://bit.ly/3eoXfpT
Hogfather: https://bit.ly/3bzxPUE

* MURDER IN ANKH-MORPORK IN ABINGDON (NOVEMBER 2021)

At last! From the Studio Theatre's website:

"16 November 2021 marks 50 years of Terry as a published author. By a delightful coincidence, the revised dates for our delayed Discworld play – MURDER IN ANKH-MORPORK – are the same week as that anniversary. 'The Carpet People' was published on 16 November 1971. And on 17-20 November 2021, we will be staging a celebration of Terry's work – featuring some of his best-loved characters – the Ankh-Morpork's City Watch. We are delighted that the show will be officially sponsored by Terry's Estate.

"We wanted to stage a play involving the Ankh-Morpork Night Watch. But we'd already staged all of Stephen Briggs' dramatizations [sic] featuring this noble group of guardians of justice. By coincidence, this year also marks the thirtieth anniversary of our first Pratchett play (and the first Pratchett dramatisation ever) – Wyrd Sisters. Stephen got special permission to put together an affectionate mash-up incorporating characters and bits from Guards! Guards! , Thud! and Feet of Clay, woven respectfully into the core plot of Men at Arms. All Terry."

When: 17th – 20th November 2021
Venue: Unicorn Theatre, Checker Walk, Abingdon OX14 3JB
Time: evening performances at 19.30, plus a 14.30 matinee on Saturday 20th November
Tickets: £12, available for purchase from 14th September – keep an eye here for details!

https://www.studiotheatreclub.com/murder-in-ankh-morpork

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06) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS

Remember, one day, possibly in the not too distant future, Discworld fans will be able to meet in the real Roundworld again. So keep this information handy! Also note there are a few updates below.

The Broken Drummers, "London's Premier Unofficially Official Discworld Group"
BrokenDrummers@gmail.com or nicholls.helen@yahoo.co.uk or join their Facebook group at https://bit.ly/2YrPGW7

NOTE: the Drummers are still meeting occasionally via Zoom. Check out the above link for updates!

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Drumknott's Irregulars
Facebook https://bit.ly/31FlSrq or Google Groups https:groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/drumknotts-irregulars or join us at our next event."

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The Victorian Discworld Klatch
https://www.facebook.com/groups/VictorianDiscworldKlatch

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"The Gathering of the Loonies (Wincanton chapter)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/373578522834654/

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The Pratchett Partisans
https://www.facebook.com/groups/pratchettpartisans/ or contact Ula directly at uwilmott@yahoo.com.au

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The City of Small Gods
www.cityofsmallgods.org.au

"What are we doing while we're stuck at home due to COVID-19? Given that our normal social gatherings can't happen while everyone's under lockdown due to the COVID-19 pandemic, we are instead trying to host regular activities and discussions online. Most of these will be done via our Discord Server – https://discord.gg/3RVzsyJ – which has several text chat channels and a few voice chat channels as well. We will still use our Facebook group – https://facebook.com/groups/cityofsmallgods – to coordinate scheduled events. When things get back to normal... (semi-) regular social meetings are generally held on the last Thursday of the month at a pub or restaurant in Adelaide. We have dinner at 6.30pm followed by games until 9pm.

"We'll try to keep this page up to date (no promises!) but always check emails on the mailing list or our Facebook Group for further details of these events."


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The Broken Vectis Drummers
broken_vectis_drummers@yahoo.co.uk

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The Wincanton Omnian Temperance Society (WOTS) meets at Wincanton's famous Bear Inn when social gatherings are possible.

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The Northern Institute of the Ankh-Morpork and District Society of Flatalists normally meet at The Narrowboat Pub in Victoria Street, Skipton, North Yorkshire, Details of future meetings are posted on the Events section of the Discworld Stamps forum: http://www.discworldstamps.co.uk/forum/

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Sydney Drummers (formerly Drummers Downunder)
Contact Sue (aka Granny Weatherwax): kenworthys@yahoo.co.uk

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The Treacle Mining Corporation, formerly known as Perth Drummers https://bit.ly/2EKSCqu – or message Alexandra Ware directly at <alexandra.ware@gmail.com>

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07) IMAGES OF THE MONTH

Full cast of the Red Cliffs Players' recent production of Guards! Guards!: https://bit.ly/2OAWq2t

The excellent logo for next years's Nullus Anxietas Discworld convention: https://bit.ly/3br37gu

Some fine Discworld art by Peter Stanimirov. I feel many of his character renderings are miles off the mark or overly derivative, but when he gets it right he *really* gets it right...

Magrat:
https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/028/232/179/large/peter-stanimirov-2019-magrat-garlick.jpg?1593860996

The unusual suspects (some definite failures here, but Granny is perfect!):
https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/028/232/503/large/peter-stanimirov-rex-a-pratchett.jpg?1593862290

...and an absolutely stunning portrait of The Author himself:
https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/028/232/512/large/peter-stanimirov-sir-terry-pratchett.jpg?1593862371

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08) CLOSE

Gaze Cottage, Sir Pterry's longtime home that was recently put up for sale (see last issue), has been sold subject to contract. Let's hope the new owner loves it the way The Author did!

And finally, in these uncertain and often disheartening times, it's reassuring to know that the Encyclopaedia Britannica, repository of pretty much all knowledge worth preserving, has an entry for Sir Pterry. Read it here:

https://www.britannica.com/biography/Terry-Pratchett

Right then, that's it for now. Mind how you go, and we hope to see you next month!

– Annie Mac

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Newsletter of the Klatchian Foreign Legion
February 2018 (Volume 21, Issue 2, Post 1)


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WOSSNAME is a free publication offering news, reviews, and all the other stuff-that-fits pertaining to the works of Sir Terry Pratchett. Originally founded by the late, great Joe Schaumburger for members of the worldwide Klatchian Foreign Legion and its affiliates, including the North American Discworld Society and other continental groups, Wossname is now for Discworld and Pratchett fans everywhere in Roundworld.
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Editor in Chief: Annie Mac
News Editor: Vera P
Newshounds: Mogg, Sir J of Croydon Below, the Shadow, Mss C, Alison not Aliss
Staff Writers: Asti, Pitt the Elder, Evil Steven Dread, Mrs Wynn-Jones
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Book Reviews: Annie Mac, Drusilla D'Afanguin, Your Name Here
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INDEX:

01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH
02 EDITOR'S LETTER
03) ODDS AND SODS
04) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS
05) DISCWORLD ARTS AND CRAFTS NEWS
06) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS
07) AROUND THE BLOGOSPHERE
08) IMAGES OF THE MONTH
09) CLOSE

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01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH

"I was thrilled to be asked by Penguin Random House Children's to illustrate Only You Can Save Mankind – a book I had read and loved it when it was first published. Ben, my designer at PRHC gave me free reign [sic] to imagine the characters and I researched computer games from the good old days of the 80s and 90s to help with the feel of the illustrations then using dip pen and ink to work the images up to final. It was a pleasure to work on as I got to illustrate planets and space monsters! Real favourites of mine."
– illustrator Mark Beech, speaking to Penguin Books

"I am always moved by the underlying threads of kindness in his work, of compassion and tenderness for this funny old world and the fragile people who inhabit it. So, all of those – his style, his wit and his tremendous affection within the writing – are, I think, what addict people to his work."
– theatre director Gay Hammond on the works of Sir Pterry

"The gonne gave you power from outside. You didn't use it, it used you."
– a timely quotation from @DailyPratchett

"If the rest of the show turns out like this early trailer that we've all seen I think it's going to be quite special."
– David "Crowley" Tennant, on viewing a special production-team-only teaser trailer for Good Omens

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02) LETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR

"It's kind of silly and fun, but silly and fun things are important." So said SpaceX and Tesla chief Elon Musk, talking about his wonderful science-meets-PR stunt earlier this month that sent one of his own electric cars on an extended journey around the Solar System. Sir Pterry, himself a keen sky-watcher, totally understood this attitude, and it's one of the things that makes his work so memorable. For all the times many of us might think, 'I'm glad he didn't live to see much of the current strange goings-on in Roundworld", I think I speak for us all when I say it's a shame he didn't live to watch "Starman" set out on its trek.

For those of you who may have missed the test launch of Falcon Heavy and its outcome, have a shufti at http://bit.ly/2BNPsib and https://ind.pn/2oqUnxV – and if you want to know where the peripatetic car has got to now, go to http://www.whereisroadster.com/

Now then... on with the show!

– Annie Mac, Editor

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03) ODDS AND SODS

3.1 GOOD OMENS NEWS

Former telly-mates Mark Gatiss and Steve Pemberton are the latest surprise stars to join the Good Omens cast, playing book buyers Harmony and Glozier:

"'I'm delighted to be working with David and Michael again and of course with Steve – bringing a little Film Noir menace to such an exciting project,' Gatiss said. 'Being bad never felt so good!' Pemberton added: 'To be asked to fly to Cape Town with Mark and meet up with old friends David and Michael working on a script from the genius mind of Neil Gaiman…? Well, you had me at Cape Town. Glozier and Harmony are a small piece of the jigsaw but hopefully one which will fit nicely into place.'..."

http://bit.ly/2CFv6nV

...and there's a good piece in the Radio Times, with accompanying photos and more observations from David Tennant:

http://bit.ly/2otjzCX

...and a few quotes to be going on with:

" It's been such a privilege getting to work with him and @michaelsheen on this show. So many talented actors but those two set the bar so high and always delivered."
– Neil Gaiman, 20th February 2018

"I thought that watching an angel delightedly gavotting was the best thing I'd ever seen. But tonight I watched three demons disco dancing badly with a giant pin and the world can get no better."
– ibid

3.2 PATRICIAN'S THE WORD FOR THE LATEST HEX VIDEO PLAYER

The team behind the VLC Media Player are obviously Discworld fans! The software, which is used across all platforms and on various devices (including Casa Wossname's Linux system – Ed.), has presented its latest release. We've already had The Luggage, Twoflower, Rincewind, Weatherwax, and Terry Pratchett – and now, Vetinari:

"Major updates to VideoLAN's VLC media player don't happen every day. The player's development goes all the way back to 1996. Its 1.0 release came around in 2009, and version 2.0 was pushed out in 2012. All of that work has led to today's VLC 3.0 Vetinari release, named after a character from Terry Pratchett's Discworld book series... The software claims it can use available hardware acceleration on all platforms, including HEVC decoding on Windows and Android. The player's website has demos of 8K video playback at 60 FPS on a Windows 10 system and 48 FPS 8K video on a Samsung Galaxy S8. We can't think of a media player application available on more platforms..."

https://techreport.com/news/33233/vlc-3-0-arrives-with-hdr-support-chromecast-streaming-and-more

p.s. Rumour has it that the next release will be called Otto Chriek!

p.p.s. In an amusing note, someone at Asian news aggregator MiceTimes seems to have placed too much trust in Google Translate. Here is a quote from their page on it: "In the new version of the player has got support for media players Chromecast, resolution and 8K technology HDR10. Version 3.0. Vetinari got its name in honor of Havlaga Vetinari is a character in the books series 'the world is Flat' by the English writer Terry Pratchett."

3.3 GUARDS! GUARDS! – THE PRAISE NEVER STOPS

From Penguin Books/Transworld, a round-up of fan reaction to the eigh-, er 7+1th Discworld novel:

"'I am having so much fun rereading this book. I discovered the Discworld about 16 years ago at University. I am from South Africa. English is my second language, so I did not necessarily ‘get' all the subtle nuances or sarcastic intonations. Rereading this book as an adult, with more life experience, I am astounded at Terry Pratchett's insight into the human existence! Ankh-Morpork could be a metaphor for any number of destinations in the world considering the current political climate. And YET, it remains hilariously well-written.' – Lizanne

"'I found 'Guards! Guards!' at a time when I was pretty depressed. I had deferred from uni and didn't feel like there was all that much that was enjoyable in life anymore. I was just going through the motions day to day. My dad suggested a trip to see relatives in Canberra. We were going to drive all the way from Melbourne. I played for him the 'Guards! Guards!' Audiobook as we started driving, just to liven my mood. We didn't turn it off for the whole drive there and back, we were so enthralled. There was a lot of laughter which was a nice change for me. From that moment on Discworld had two more devotees. I have reread Guards! Guards! several times since. Its one of his best' – Tom

"I am constantly amazed at how perfectly, succinctly and wittily Sir Terry nailed human nature... There were tonnes or 1 or 2 liners that were just perfect but I was so busy reading it, I didn't stop to take a note of them. I'm looking forward to whichever book is chosen next! – Cara"

There is also a link to a collection of Discworld fan art:
http://news.penguin.co.uk/c/1DAgNlWXaPRKVT2EVEixvjmd8

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04) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS

Editor's note: as Wossname normally only comes out once every month, do check the Wossname blog for information on plays that might fall between issue dates! Go to https://wossname.dreamwidth.org/ for interim updates.

4.1 PLAYS IN FEBRUARY AND MARCH

* WYRD SISTERS IN NORFOLK (FEBRUARY)

The Thorpe Players' final night of Wyrd Sisters is tonight!

When: 24th February 2018
Venue: Roxley Hall, Yarmouth Road, Thorpe St-Andrew, Norwich, Norfolk NR7 0QZ
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £8.50, available from the Box Office (01603 702777) or online at https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/thorpeplayers

http://thorpe-players.squarespace.com/

* MORT IN ESSEX (FEBRUARY)

The Harlow Theatre Company's final night of Mort is tonight!

When: 24th February 2018
Venue: Victoria Hall Theatre, Bury Road, Old Harlow, Essex CM20 1LL
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £13 (£10 concessions), available from the Box Office (0333 666 3366) or online at http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/event/223071

https://www.harlowtheatrecompany.org.uk/

* MASKERADE IN YORK (FEBRUARY)

We Are Theatre's production of Maskerade is on next week!

When: 26th–28th Feb 2018
Venue: The Black Swan, Peasholme Green, York, YO1 7PR
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: £10, bookable by phoning 07521 364107 (note that there is only limited seating available)

http://www.wearetheatre.co.uk/upcoming-productions.html

* WYRD SISTERS IN THE LAND OF FOG (FEBRUARY/MARCH)

The Globe Theatre are staging their production of Wyrd Sisters, directed by Sofie Welvaert, from tonight though early March!

When: 24th February–3rd March 2018
Venue: Globe Theatre, 104 London Street, Dunedin, Otago, South Island NZ
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: NZ$25 (Concession, tertiary students, group of 5 or more $20, Globe members $15, school students $10). To purchase tickets, ring 03 477 3274 or purchase online via http://www.globetheatre.org.nz/booking.php?season_id=426

http://www.globetheatre.org.nz/

...and here be an interesting interview with Ms Welvaert, who is both director and costume maker for the production:
https://www.odt.co.nz/entertainment/theatre/stitching-pieces-together

* WYRD SISTERS IN IFIELD, WEST SUSSEX (MARCH)

The Ifield Barn Theatre Society are gearing up for their production of Wyrd Sisters in March.

When: 7th–10th March 2018
Venue: Ifield Barn Theatre, Ifield Street, Crawley, W Sussex RH110NN
Time: 8pm all evening shows, plus a 3pm matinee on 10th March
Tickets: £10 (£8 for members and children), available from http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/ifieldbarntheatre

http://www.ifieldbarn.co.uk/coming-soon.html

4.2 PLAYS IN APRIL

* WYRD SISTERS IN BENDIGO, FOURECKS (APRIL)

The Bendigo Theatre Company's Tribe Youth Theatre will stage a production of Wyrd Sisters in April!

When: 5th–8th April 2018
Venue: BTC Arts Shed, 15-17 Allingham Street, Golden Square, Bendigo, Victoria 3555
Time: 7pm all shows
Tickets: $22 (concessions $20; students $17; children under 12 $14; family ticket $57), available via http://bit.ly/2Clm4jH – choose your date from the drop-down menu.

https://bendigotheatrecompany.org/

* MONSTROUS REGIMENT IN ILLINOIS, USA (APRIL)

The Green Man Theatre Troupe will be staging their production of Monstrous Regiment in April. Good to see more and more American Discworld productions going on!

When: 13th April–29th April 2018, Fridays through Sundays
Venue: First United Methodist Church, 232 S.York Street, Elmhurst, IL 60126
Time: 7.30pm all evening shows, 2pm Sunday matinees
Tickets: $17 (students and seniors $15), available from the Box Office (630 464 2646)

http://www.greenmantheatre.org

* JINGO IN DORSET (APRIL)

The Castle Players will present their production of Jingo in April "in celebration of what would have been Sir Terry Pratchett's 70th Birthday". A good choice!

When: 26th–28th April 2018
Venue: The Village Hall, High Street, Lytchett Matravers, Poole, Dorset BH16 6DD
Time: 7.45pm evening shows; Saturday matinee 2.30pm
Tickets: £10 (concessions £9), bookable by phone (07938 965434) or available from the Rose and Crown in Lytchett Matravers or online at https://www.castleplayers.com/tickets

https://www.castleplayers.com

* GUARDS! GUARDS! IN CHORLEY (APRIL)

CADOS (possibly once the Chorley and District Operatic Society?) will be staging Guards! Guards! in April: "This production marks what would have been Sir Terry's 70th birthday."

When: 23rd–28th April 2018
Venue: Chorley Little Theatre, Dole Lane, Chorley, Lancs PR7 2RL
Time: 7:30pm all shows
Tickets: 23rd, 24th, 25th £8; 26th, 27th, 28th £10, available online at https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/event/208113 or in person at Malcom's Musicland 01257 264362 or Ebb & Flo Bookshop or when the Theatre Box Office is open for shows.

http://www.chorleylittletheatre.com/chorleytheatre/index.php/event/552-cados-play

Editor's note: the theatre itself is absolutely adorable! Look:
http://www.chorleylittletheatre.com/chorleytheatre/images/ChorleyLittleTheatre1.jpg

* MORT IN BIRKENHEAD (APRIL)

The Carlton Players will be staging Mort next April: "He gets board and lodging and free use of company horse, and doesn't even need time off for his grandmother's funeral..."

When: 24th–28th April 2018
Venue: The Little Theatre, Grange Rd West, Birkenhead CH41 4BY
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: £8 (students and under-16s £6), available from https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/venue/FEDIFI or by ringing the box office on 0151 647 6593

https://www.carltonlittletheatre.co.uk/the-carlton-players/2017-18-season/mort/

4.3 PLAYS LATER IN 2018

* GUARDS! GUARDS! IN PLYMOUTH (MAY)

City College Plymouth will be staging their production of Guards! Guards! in May 2018.

When: 16th–18th May 2018
Venue: Tilt Theatre, Performing Arts, City College Plymouth, Plymouth
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: TBA

https://allevents.in/plymouth/guards-guards-by-terry-pratchett/1943260799295027

* MEN AT ARMS IN BRISBANE, FOURECKS (OCTOBER/NOVEMBER)

It will be a bit of a wait, but the Brisbane Arts Centre's next Discworld production – Men at Arms – is already looking good! All props to Fourecks for keeping the Disc alive on stage: "Men at Arms is the 15th novel in Sir Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, a comic fantasy universe with over 80 million books sold worldwide. Aficionados and newcomers to the Disc will love this adaptation, brought to life by the expertise of our Pratchett team."

When: 6th October through 3rd November 2018
Venue: Brisbane Arts Centre, 210 Petrie Terrace, Petrie Terrace (yes, the suburb and the road share a name), Brisbane, Queensland 4000
Time: 7.30pm Thursdays, 8.00pm Fridays and Saturdays, 6.30pm Sundays. "Doors close 5 minutes prior to performance. Late entry is not permitted."
Tickets: AU$34 ($28 concession or groups of 10 or more), available now online at http://bit.ly/2zHKO5a – and there will be Student Rush tickets priced at $15, available from the box office 15 minutes prior to curtain on the dates

https://www.artstheatre.com.au/menatarms

* GOING POSTAL IN BRISTOL (DECEMBER)

The Kelvin Players will be staging Going Postal in December 2018. Keep an eye on their website: "Moist von Lipwig was a con artist, a fraud and a man faced with a life choice: be hanged, or put Ankh-Morpork's ailing postal service back on its feet. It was a tough decision. With the help of a golem who has been at the bottom of hole in the ground for over two hundred years, a pin fanatic and Junior Postman Groat, he's got to see that the mail gets through. In taking on the evil chairman of the Grand Trunk Semaphore Company, and a midnight killer, he's also got to stay alive. Getting a date with Adora Bell Dearheart would be nice, too. In the mad world of the mail, can a criminal succeed where honest men have failed and died? Perhaps there's a shot at redemption for man who's prepared to push the envelope..."

When: 5th–8th and 12th–15th December 2018
Venue: Kelvin Studios, 253B Gloucester Road, Bishopston, Bristol BS7 8NY
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: TBA

http://www.kelvinplayers.co.uk/coming-soon

4.4 REVIEWS

REVIEW: FEET OF CLAY IN DURHAM

By Martin Docherty for Palatinate.org:

"In her director's note for the show, Katherine Briggs states the desired aesthetic was a 'mish-mash of steak[sic] punk Dickens-come-Conan Doyle and a good old murder mystery', and this was realised on stage as a heartfelt, homely pastiche of that idea in the set design, gelling excellently with the performances that took place upon it... The stage proper was excellently used, and these three locations felt very well defined, but the curtain use meant a sense of location was almost entirely lost at points – including two of the climatic moments that just felt entirely removed from the rest of the production... There were numerous lighting mistakes and general sloppiness throughout the show that really let it down and did not meet the expectations one has of a 10th anniversary show from an annually releasing production group... despite general clumsiness of execution, this play possessed a genuine charm and passion. This heart came from the exemplary performances of some of the cast. Chief among those performances was Uday Duggal's portrayal of Commander Vimes. Without a strong protagonist, this production would have totally fallen apart, but Duggal's gruff and thoughtful characterisation of Vimes undoubtedly invested the audience in the central mystery by virtue of our interest in him. The varied technical issues were made a secondary concern by how powerfully Duggal commanded the attention of the audience... the ensemble of townspeople and guild leaders also worked together well with the musicians as buskers, and alongside Layla Chowdhury's Littlebottom and Hannah Sanderson's Angua they formed an inn scene that was my favourite of the show... Georgia Proctor's musical direction and composition of the pieces must be commended, and the use of the band as buskers on stage was brilliant. Honestly, I do not understand why they were not included more..."

https://www.palatinate.org.uk/feet-clay-review-clumsy-charm/

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05) DISCWORLD ARTS AND CRAFTS NEWS

5.1 DISCWORLD EMPORIUM UPDATES

New issues for a new year include the Ankh-Morpork Coat of Arms 2p, the Morporkia 5p and 10p, the Tower of Art $1, the Thieves' Guild 4p Petty Theft, the Thieves' Guild 12p, the Clacks Mail $1, the Lancre 3p and 6p, and the Tsort half drachma and 1 drachma, not to mention an Ankh-Morpork Post Office stamp set ("Souvenir set of iconic Discworld Stamps from the Ankh-Morpork Post Office, as created by Moist Von Lipwig himself in the pages of Going Postal! Printed in Ankh-Morpork by Teemer and Spools! ") and various Little Brown Envelopes.

For prices and other information, go to https://www.discworldemporium.com/39-new-stamps

There's also a fresh batch of Discworld t-shirts, designed by cover artist Joe McLaren, featuring Death of Rats, Death, and Great A'Tuin. For more information, and to order, go to:

https://www.discworldemporium.com/clothing/381-the-death-of-rats-t-shirt
https://www.discworldemporium.com/clothing/206-the-turtle-moves-t-shirt
https://www.discworldemporium.com/clothing/409-i-could-murder-a-curry-t-shirt

...and the Luggage, of course:

"Beware the pitter patter of tiny (bronze) feet! Our bestselling Luggage figurine is now available in our signature bronze finish! This deluxe edition of Twoflower & Rincewind's terrifying travel companion will feel right at home with our growing collection of precious metal-effect Discworld characters... we just hope he doesn't devour the others! Each homicidal box on legs is presented in a Discworld Emporium gift box, and features a removable lid to reveal space for your trinkets and gold Rhinu. Also available in a fully hand painted finish for those who prefer their Luggage in glorious thaumicolour!"

https://www.discworldemporium.com/figurines-objet-d-art/433-the-luggage-bronze-edition

http://www.discworldemporium.com/

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06) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS

The Broken Drummers, "London's Premier Unofficially Official Discworld Group" (motto "Nil percussio est"), will be meeting next from 7pm on Monday 5th March 2018 at the Monkey Puzzle, 30 Southwick Street, London, W2 1JQ. "We welcome anyone and everyone who enjoys Sir Terry's works, or quite likes them or wants to find out more. We have had many visitors from overseas who have enjoyed themselves and made new friends. The discussions do not only concern the works of Sir Terry Pratchett but wander and meander through other genres and authors and also leaping to TV and Film production. We also find time for a quiz."

The Drummers have also taken up doing the odd afternoon meetup. For more information, email BrokenDrummers@gmail.com or nicholls.helen@yahoo.co.uk

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Canberra, Australia's Discworld fan group is Drumknott's Irregulars: "The group is open to all, people from interstate and overseas are welcome, and our events will not be heavily themed. Come along to dinner for a chat and good company. We welcome people from all fandoms (and none) and we would love to see you at one of our events, even if you're just passing through. Please contact us via Facebook (_https://www.facebook.com/groups/824987924250161/_) or Google Groups (_https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/drumknotts-irregulars_) or join us at our next event."

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For Facebook users in Fourecks: The Victorian Discworld Klatch is "a social group for fans of Discworld and Terry Pratchett... run by a dedicated team who meet monthly and organise events monthly." "If you'd like to join our events please ask to join the Klatch."

https://www.facebook.com/groups/VictorianDiscworldKlatch

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"The Gathering of the Loonies (Wincanton chapter)" is a public Facebook meeting group: "This group, by request of Jo in Bear will continue to be used for future unofficial (not run by the Emporium) fan Gatherings in Wincanton. Look here for information." Future events will include the Did You Bring a Beer Along meeting (celebrating 20 years of The Last Continent) in April 2018.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/373578522834654/

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The Pratchett Partisans are a fan group who meet monthly at either Brisbane or Indooroopilly to "eat, drink and chat about all things Pratchett. We hold events such as Discworld dinners, games afternoons, Discworld photo scavenger hunts. We also attend opening night at Brisbane Arts Theatre's Discworld plays." The Partisans currently have about 200 members who meet at least twice a month, usually in Brisbane.

For more info about their next meetup, join up at https://www.facebook.com/groups/pratchettpartisans/ or contact Ula directly at uwilmott@yahoo.com.au

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The City of Small Gods is a group for fans in Adelaide and South Australia: "We have an established Terry Pratchett & Discworld fan group in Adelaide called The City of Small Gods, which is open to anyone who would like to come – you don't have to live in Adelaide or even South Australia, or even be a Discworld fan, but that's mostly where our events will be held, and we do like discussing Pratchett's works. Our (semi-) regular meetings are generally held on the last Thursday of the month at the Caledonian, 219 O'Connell St North Adelaide. We have dinner at 6.30pm followed by games until 9pm. The games are usually shorter games like Pairs, Sushi Go, or Tiny Epic Defenders, with the occasional Werewolf session, as these are the best sort of games that work in a pub setting. Every few months, we have a full day's worth of board games at La Scala Cafe, 169 Unley Rd, Unley in the function room starting at 10am. In addition, we will occasionally have other events to go and see plays by Unseen Theatre Company, book discussions, craft, chain maille or costuming workshops or other fun social activities."

The next CoSG events will be an outing to Martin Pearson in (House) Concert – The Unfinished Spelling Errors of Bolkein – Director's Cut on 17th March (to book tickets, go to _https://www.trybooking.com/TZXT_), and the Monthly Dinner and Games on 29th March (location TBA).

The CoSG also have another identity. Here's the skinny:

Round World Events SA Inc is a not-for-profit incorporated association whose aim is to run fun social Pratchett-themed events for people in South Australia. Our first major event was the Unseen University Convivium held in July 2012. We have also run three successful and booked out Science Fiction and Fantasy themed quiz nights named Quiz Long And Prosper, in 2013, 2014 and 2015! The association will run some events under the City of Small Gods banner, but you do not have to be a Round World Events SA member to be part of City of Small Gods. However, we are always on the look out for new members for Round World Events SA to help us organise future events! Membership is $20 a year (for Adelaide locals) or $5 a year (for those not quite so close) and has the following benefits:

A shiny membership certificate all of your very own
Discounted entry price to some of the events we run
A warm, fuzzy feeling deep down in your chest (no, not quite that deep)
For more information, or to join as a member, please email RoundWorldEventsSA@gmail.com

www.cityofsmallgods.org.au

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The Broken Vectis Drummers meet next on Thursday 1st March 2018 (probably) from 7.30pm at The Castle pub in Newport, Isle of Wight. For more info and any queries, contact broken_vectis_drummers@yahoo.co.uk

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The Wincanton Omnian Temperance Society (WOTS) next meets on Friday 2nd March 2018 (probably) at Wincanton's famous Bear Inn from 7pm onwards. "Visitors and drop-ins are always welcome!"

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The Northern Institute of the Ankh-Morpork and District Society of Flatalists, a Pratchett fangroup, has been meeting on a regular basis since 2005. The Flatalists normally meet at The Narrowboat Pub in Victoria Street, Skipton, North Yorkshire, to discuss "all things Pratchett" as well as having quizzes and raffles. Details of future meetings are posted on the Events section of the Discworld Stamps forum:

http://www.discworldstamps.co.uk/forum/

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Sydney Drummers (formerly Drummers Downunder) meet next on Monday 5th March 2018 at 6.30pm in Sydney at 3 Wise Monkeys, 555 George Street, Sydney 2000. For more information, contact Sue (aka Granny Weatherwax): kenworthys@yahoo.co.uk

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The Treacle Mining Corporation, formerly known as Perth Drummers, meet next on Monday 5th March 2018 (probably) from 5.30pm at Carpe Cafe, 526 Murray Street, Perth, Western Australia. For details follow Perth Drummers on Twitter @Perth_Drummers or join their Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/Perth.Drummers/ – or message Alexandra Ware directly at <alexandra.ware@gmail.com>

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07) AROUND THE BLOGOSPHERE

Blogger Amy returns to give five out of five for Wintersmith:

"Everything works so well together despite Pratchett borrowing from so many traditions and it makes for a wonderful, rich plot. There's a lot of character development for Tiffany and Roland in this novel as they're older now and they're meant to be a little bit wiser. They write letters to each other and everyone presumes that they're in love but they're just friends. The friendship between them is delightful and a lovely aspect of the story. Even Annagramma finds her place in this novel when she takes over from Miss Treason after her death. She's still annoying but at least she's found her purpose and grown up. Miss Treason, a new character who doesn't feature much in the book, is hilarious and so well written. She's 111 years old (but she claims to be 113) and she terrifies the locals with stories of skulls and demons. She welcomes Death and it's a lovely bit of the novel because Death in the Discworld isn't scary unless you expect him to be. The Wee Free Men are, as always, fantastic characters and truly hilarious. I think that this is the funniest book in the Tiffany Aching series so far. The writing is wonderful and every chapter is infused with humour..."

https://warmdayswillnevercease.wordpress.com/2018/02/02/wintersmith-by-terry-pratchett/

Pratchett newbie Earth and Skye fell in love with The Colour of Magic:

"I have had The Colour of Magic in my bookshelf since Terry Pratchett passed away. After all, I wanted to see what all of the hype was about. As usual though, I was a little delayed with opening the actual book. However, I really wasn't disappointed. This story was funny, entertaining and cute. It was incredibly fun and easy to read, and I was really sad when it was all over... Anything that can go wrong does, and although in most stories, I would just find this predictable, irritating and cringe-worthy – in Pratchett's world, it's just funny. Partly it feels like he's just making fun at the more serious versions of fantasy and scifi novels. But, there's also this ability for the storyline to completely suck you in. For me, a good book is one that you just can't put down. And that was the case with The Colour of Magic..."

https://earthandskye.org/2018/02/01/the-colour-of-magic-by-terry-pratchett/

Blogger Bookwitch was happily bemused by Thief of Time:

"I can't claim to have understood what Terry Pratchett wanted to tell me in Thief of Time. But it's as fun and entertaining as any other Discworld novel, choc-a-bloc with deep, if obvious, thoughts about life and all the rest. And there are some good quotes. I too like to consider myself as ‘one who was slightly intellectual.' I also practise what Lu-Tze, the Sweeper, does, in becoming invisible because you are just so lowly and boring that no one sees you... There are monks and there is cherry blossom. Chocolate, even when life brings you nougat. I know that feeling. Terry obviously thought up some deft moves between different times, and some of his characters are, if possible, even odder than usual. Lu-Tze's apprentice Lobsang is at the more normal end, and I've always liked Death's granddaughter Susan. The character who looks like a 'society lady who had just had a really bad day in a threshing machine' is a masterpiece, developing in an interesting way through the book. When your reading life feels as if something is missing, it's good to have Terry and his world to go back to..."

https://bookwitch.wordpress.com/2018/01/29/thief-of-time/

...while blogger Lunar Luci was enchanted by Thief of Time:

"Okay, first things first, I love Death. I love his entire character and everything else. In this book he didn't get a lot of page-time, but I loved it nonetheless. Susan is a very interesting character, and in every novel, she has another job, in this one being an elementary schoolteacher. It really only makes it more amazing to me. A character I'd like to point out is Mrs. War. She didn't appear a lot of times, but the times she did was absolutely hilarious, and I've laughed way too hard at her... Lu-Tze and Lobsang are amazing too. I found it a bit difficult to follow their storyline in the beginning, but as with a lot of other novels in this series, I've found that it works that I shouldn't think about the other subseries, and completely freeing the mental image I have of the world in those subseries..."

https://irontallica666blog.wordpress.com/2018/02/18/book-review-thief-of-time/

...and by Hogfather:

"I know I say this with every Discworld review I write, but I so loved this book (it's gotten me so far that I was almost done and just let my boyfriend fall asleep next to me while I finished reading because it just was so good). This will definitely be on my shelf with favorite books ever. We've got Death, who's playing the Hogfather and doing quite a terrible job at it sometimes. But he's trying. We've got Susan, who's being her generally badass self as usually. We've got the wizards being idiots.. not too much has changed there too. We've got a bunch of creepy criminals, and Mister Teatime being the creepiest of all. We've even got a tiny part of Nobby Nobbs, which basically filled my heart with delight. And to top it all off, there's a god of hangovers, which is actually pretty logical... I could go on and on, but honestly, you should just read this book. It's about belief, and the twisted way it works on the Discworld, and it's amazing..."

https://irontallica666blog.wordpress.com/2018/02/04/book-review-hogfather/

Blogger The English Student returns with mixed feelings about the Compleat Discworld Atlas:

"The Compleat Discworld Atlas is a lovely book... It's very geeky. And, for a Discworld fan like me, it's…fun. But less fun than it should be. Because there's a sense in which a book like this (which was, it seems, one of Pratchett's last creations) misses the point of Discworld. Discworld was built out of a series of jokes. There are consistencies between the books, especially as the series goes on, but we always have the sense that Pratchett's happy to bend the setting around the story he wants to tell... The problem is, I think, is that this particular book completely misses the sense of fun and parody and transgression that characterises Discworld as a body of work. (There are fun Discworld maps that exist! I've seen an Ankh-Morpork map drawn by Stephen Player which I particularly covet.) It takes itself too seriously, its mock-encyclopaedic objectivity unleavened by the wit and wordplay of the novels. (There are some puns. They are leaden and over-explained.)

"And codifying Discworld in an atlas like this makes the novels' Anglocentrism particularly overt and particularly problematic. Everyone knows that Ankh-Morpork is the heart of the Discworld. It is its vital, beating heart; it feels like a real city even in the early novels. It's also pretty explicitly a London analogue. That's sort of fine in the novels, because Pratchett was a British author, and the books' humour is specifically British, and most of their main characters are recognisably British in some form or another (with a few exceptions): so it makes a certain amount of sense that this vast and teeming world should be filtered through a British point of view. But the objectivity of an atlas means that equal weight is ostensibly placed on each country..."

https://englishstudens.wordpress.com/2018/02/19/review-the-compleat-discworld-atlas/

...and blogger Ashley also has mixed – but mostly very positive – feelings about Jingo:

I found the plot (dealing with nationalism, racism, and war) to be mostly uninteresting and didn't like the exclusion of many characters. It also wasn't quite as funny as the other books; sure there were many instances in which I laughed aloud and several great jokes but it just wasn't on par with the previous books. Don't get me wrong; the book still had a ton of memorable moments, I just think it was the overarching plot that was diminishing my enjoyment... This is by no means a bad book; it's a great one! Just not for me. I'm sure thousands of people will love this one as much as the others but I just felt like something was missing..."

https://navigatingneverland.org/2018/02/20/jingo-discworld-21-city-watch-4-by-terry-pratchett/

Blogger Lindsay approves of The Wee Free Men:

"The book reminded me a tad of C.S. Lewis' The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe when Tiffany walked between her own real world and the snowy, not-real world of the Queen. Tiffany's story is full of questioning, self-realization, and then confidence in that realization. It is told through dry wit, deep thoughts and quirky characters. I was struck at how many times I thought, 'right, that is a good point' when Tiffany spoke. I think the last time I read a middle-grade book was actually when I was in middle school. Given that, it took me a while to accept the premise, the large words and silliness..."

https://adventuresinstories.com/2018/02/10/review-the-wee-free-men-by-terry-pratchett/

Blogger Amy returns with her review of Wintersmith:

I love Wintersmith. It's my favourite book in the Tiffany Aching series because the plot is just amazing and the writing is wonderful... There's also a bit of Greek myth worked into the story as Roland and the Feegles visit the Underworld and ride across the River Styx. The Feegles have been kicked out of the Underworld before and the ferryman (not named as Charon but presumably it's him) is not impressed that they've returned. It's a really funny part of the book. I love how it's interwoven seamlessly into the pagan myth of Summer and Winter. Everything works so well together despite Pratchett borrowing from so many traditions and it makes for a wonderful, rich plot... The Wee Free Men are, as always, fantastic characters and truly hilarious. I think that this is the funniest book in the Tiffany Aching series so far. The writing is wonderful and every chapter is infused with humour. I would definitely recommend this book..."

https://warmdayswillnevercease.wordpress.com/2018/02/02/wintersmith-by-terry-pratchett/

...and of I Shall Wear Midnight:

"The beginning of the book is very dark, with themes of domestic abuse and suicide being tackled, and that darkness continues through the novel. I loved this change because the books have grown up with Tiffany, becoming more mature and experienced as she does. This book introduces a lot of new characters into the series... Pratchett's writing is funny and yet profound. It's accessible to everyone but you don't feel like you're reading a children's book (or a book for 'younger' readers) because it deals with some dark themes. There are some wonderful messages in this book about staying true to yourself and not letting poisonous thoughts take over..."

https://warmdayswillnevercease.wordpress.com/2018/02/07/book-review-i-shall-wear-midnight-by-terry-pratchett/

Dedicated Discworld fan Tavendale reviews some real – and proposes some conceptual! – Discworld games:

"I am a huge fan of Terry Pratchett's Discworld series of novels. It was introduced to me by a friend in secondary school. And my first book was Hogfather. I have since read every book in the series, seen all of the TV adaptions, read the graphic novels, listened to the audiobooks, perused the maps, used the diaries and drank the beer. The only things I haven't really done are paint the miniatures and wear any apparel. Another thing I have done is play some of the games... I have played Thud, The Witches and Ankh-Morpork. Thud is alright, but I prefer it as an item of memorabilia than as an actual game. The Witches is alright. It's a bit simple but can be fun with other fans of the series. Ankh-Morpork is the game that really shines. It is a solid area control game with variable win conditions and very dynamic, changeable play. It's a lot of fun, especially to fans of the series who will get all of the references to character, places and events from the books. There is also the Discworld Roleplaying Game which is based on Steve Jackson's GURPS – indeed, it was originally known as GURPS: Discworld. These books are fantastic pieces in their own right and I love my copy of the rulebook, but they were published when the series was ongoing and many things have really been fleshed out and more fully explored since then... I love the idea of a game where the city watch patrols the streets of Ankh Morpork, hunting down a nefarious villain. With the big cast of characters, there would be plenty of scope for variable player powers, with each character bringing something to the table. For example, sergeant Angua, as a werewolf, could sniff out her targets like The Beast from Specter Ops whilst Buggy Swires, the gnome, could have an increased movement or perception range from flying over the city on a bird. There's a lot more to the Discworld series than crime and mystery, however. The wizards series is fantastic and would make great fodder for a game akin to Arkham Horror, Elder Sign or Eldritch Horror..."

https://norerolls.co.uk/2018/02/06/a-world-unexplored-the-discworld/

...and finally, a very long and quite comprehensive post from the dual blog of Loten and Mitchell aka Point Stick, on the wonders of the Pratchett oeuvre (this one is mostly by Loten), covering everything from books to screen adaptations and computer games. This one is worth reading all the way:

https://pointstick.wordpress.com/2018/01/25/monthly-spotlight-sir-terry-pratchett/

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08) IMAGES OF THE MONTH

It's a wrap! At least it is for Crowley and Aziraphale. here they are after filming their final scene for the Good Omens miniseries:
http://bit.ly/2HCajp2

A'Tuin as a child? Image from Reddit, via ozdw:
https://i.redd.it/jmvbitv78jnz.jpg

The Luggage dances! https://twitter.com/Discworldshoppe/status/964189725262262272

Paul Kidby tweeted a teaser image from the 2019 Discworld calendar, currently under construction:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVcA5ZXXcAUb68T.jpg

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09) CLOSE

At last month's North West Comic Con in Bolton, Lancashire, the cosplay competition was won by a man dressed as Cohen the Barbarian. How excellent is that?

And that's it for February. Take care, and we'll see you next month!

– Annie Mac

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February 2017 (Volume 20, Issue 2, Post 1)


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Editor in Chief: Annie Mac
News Editor: Vera P
Newshounds: Mogg, Sir J of Croydon Below, the Shadow, Mss C, Alison not Aliss
Staff Writers: Asti, Pitt the Elder, Evil Steven Dread, Mrs Wynn-Jones
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Book Reviews: Annie Mac, Drusilla D'Afanguin, Your Name Here
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Bard in Residence: Weird Alice Lancrevic
Emergency Staff: Steven D'Aprano, Jason Parlevliet
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INDEX:

01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH
02) EDITOR'S LETTER
03) ODDS AND SODS
04) "TERRY PRATCHETT: BACK IN BLACK" NEWS AND REVIEWS
05) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS
06) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS
07) AROUND THE BLOGOSPHERE
08) IMAGES OF THE MONTH
09) CLOSE

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01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH

"You might quibble that showing him mostly in the context of his hardcore fans makes him look more like a cult hero and less what he truly was: a novelist for everyone, for all ages and for the ages."
– Frank Cottrell Boyce, reviewing Terry Pratchett: Back in Black

"On the first day of my journalistic career I saw my first corpse, some unfortunate chap fell down a hole in a farm and drowned in pig shit. All I can say is that, compared with his horrific demise, Alzheimer's is a walk in the park. Except with Alzheimer's my park keeps changing. The trees get up and walk over there, the benches go missing and the paths seem to be unwinding into particularly vindictive serpents."
– Sir Pterry on the disease that changed everything

"My heart was in my mouth when I realised Lyn had seen Paul dressed up as Terry before I'd had a chance to introduce them. I thought it might have upset her, but then I saw her having a chat with him and she was laughing. It was kind of wonderful, in an odd way."
– Rob Wilkins, on the filming of Terry Pratchett: Back in Black

"The only journalist who was interested in me was a snotty 24-year-old from an obscure sci-fi magazine."
– Kaye-as-Pratchett, on The Author's first meeting with Neil Gaiman

"It only took twenty years and three dozen novels before the critics finally caved in."
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02) LETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR

Well now, Paul Kaye certainly got the voice right.

Kaye's performance as one TDJ Pratchett, storytelling revenant in Charlie Russell's new BBC documentary Terry Pratchett: Back in Black, was quite something. The look was close, yes, but the voice was downright eerie in its Pratchett-ness. For reviews and other news about the programme, go to items 4 and 8 (the latter being Around the Blogosphere, but that section starts with several blog reactions to watching TP: BiB). For viewers within the BBC catchment area, Terry Pratchett: Back in Black is still available on iPlayer, with 19 days left to watch (_http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08fjlvx/terry-pratchett-back-in-black_). For all other Pratchett fans around the rest of Roundworld, an a, parrot and Clacks connection will no doubt prove to be... erm... helpful.

There is some other exciting news, about an exhibition and a blue plaque, plus all the usual, so let's get to it. On with the show!

– Annie Mac, Editor

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03) ODDS AND SODS

3.1 NEW TERRY PRATCHETT EXHIBIT!

A four-month exhibition on the works and life of Sir Terry Pratchett opens at the Salisbury Museum this coming September:

"The Salisbury Museum, The Estate of Terry Pratchett and Paul Kidby present 'Terry Pratchett: HisWorld', an exclusive major exhibition based on the extraordinary life of Sir Terry Pratchett, the creative genius behind the Discworld series. Follow his journey to becoming one of our best known and best loved writers. This unique exhibition will include artwork by the man himself and treasured items owned by Sir Terry which have never previously been on public display. Also featured will be over forty original illustrations by Paul Kidby, Sir Terry's artist of choice."

When: 16th September 2017 to 13th January 2018
Venue: Salisbury Museum, The King's House, 65 The Close, Salisbury, Wilts SP1 2EN (phone 01722 332151, email museum@salisburymuseum.org.uk)
Time: opening times are Monday to Saturday 10:00 to 17:00, Sundays (9 April - 29 October) 12:00 to 17:00. "Please note that our cafe is closed on Sundays."
Tickets: Adult £8, child £4, family (2 adults/4 children) £20, under-5s free. "Please note that all tickets issued by the museum are ANNUAL PASSES and are valid for one year. This is a condition of participating in the Gift Aid scheme and is offered regardless of whether you opt for the standard or donation admission."

http://www.salisburymuseum.org.uk/your-visit/prices

Tickets are also available online from http://salisbury.merlintickets.co.uk/product/ADME

http://discworld.com/terry-pratchett-exhibition-announced-salisbury/

Editor's note: Richard Henry, curator of the exhibition, told the Salisbury Journal, "The way we are designing it is allowing visitors to follow his journey into becoming one of the best-known authors... It is going to be accessible to all. The aim of the exhibition is to honour his legacy."

http://bit.ly/2l6XyqS


3.2 "...BORN HALFWAY UP A WALL..."

The Bucks Free Press, Sir Pterry's log-ago employers, have some exciting news:

"The life of much-loved fantasy author the late Sir Terry Pratchett will be honoured with a commemorative plaque at Beaconsfield Library next month. The plaque, will be unveiled at the library, in Reynolds Road, where Sir Terry was a Saturday boy and returned to give talks... Former librarian at Beaconsfield Library, and committee member of the Beaconsfield Society, Kari Dorme, welcomed the news, saying it would help make more people aware of the history and heritage of the town. She said: 'I think it is a super idea. He was particularly attached to Beaconsfield Library because he worked there.' Speaking about why she thinks this is good news for the town, she said: “I think it means that people can become aware of the literary heritage of the town, which I think is very important. It is quite exciting. It is good that the initiative has come from the town council. It is good that they recognise that history and heritage [are] important.'..."

The plaque will be formally unveiled at noon on Tuesday 7th March 7 2017. Rhianna Pratchett and Rob Wilkins will be there for the ceremony.

http://bit.ly/2kYmXlS


3.3 PTERRY AND ALZHEIMER'S NEWS

Hilary Evans, Alzheimer's Research UK's Chief Executive, has written a post titled "Sir Terry Pratchett: The Fantasy Author's Legacy To Dementia Research". Some extracts:

"In the interviews after the death of Sir Terry Pratchett, the most common question we were asked is 'what did he mean to Alzheimer's Research UK'? Terry was incredibly generous to us, he donated over $1 million to our research to help reveal the mysteries of his disease. He encouraged our scientists. He became our Patron. He was angry about his diagnosis, outraged that the condition was stealing his abilities and sense of self – he helped us campaign around the disparity in funding for dementia research. As a small organisation fighting a big enemy, he gave us the confidence to think bigger... what we kept coming back to in the days after his death were, fittingly, his words. How he talked about his disease, the language he employed – arresting and evocative – was a new type of conversation around dementia. He began to make it OK to discuss a diagnosis, in the same way that people are now rightly emancipated to talk about their cancer...

"It can be a convenient narrative to pin a turning point in an organisation's history to a single person, and the reality is that many tens of thousands of supporters, scientists and staff make this charity what it is today. But as we lay increasingly important paths towards breakthroughs in research, increased public understanding, greater political will and more funding for our scientists, there is no denying that a lot of those paths lead back to Terry Pratchett."

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/hilary-evans/terry-pratchett_b_14673554.html


3.4 OOK! THE LANGUAGE OF ORANGUTANS

From BBC News:

Scientists who spent years listening to the communication calls of one of our closest ape relatives say their eavesdropping has shed light on the origin of human language. Dr Adriano Reis e Lameira from Durham University recorded and analysed almost 5,000 orangutan 'kiss squeaks'. He found that the animals combined these purse-lipped, 'consonant-like' calls to convey different messages. This could be a glimpse of how our ancestors formed the earliest words. The findings are published in the journal Nature Human Behaviour. 'Human language is extraordinarily advanced and complex – we can pretty much transmit any information we want into sound,' said Dr Reis e Lameira. 'So we tend to think that maybe words evolved from some rudimentary precursor to transmit more complex messages. We were basically using the orangutan vocal behaviour as a time machine – back to a time when our ancestors were using what would become [those precursors] of consonants and vowels.'... There has been very little study of consonants in language research, but as Prof Serge Wich from Liverpool John Moores University, a lead author in the study, explained, they are crucial building blocks in the evolution of language. 'Most human languages have a lot more consonants than vowels,' said Prof Wich. 'And if we have more building blocks, we have more combinations.' The scientists recorded and analysed 4,486 kiss-squeaks collected from 48 animals in four wild populations. With thousands of hours of listening as the apes communicated, the researchers found that the animals embedded several different bits of information in their squeaks..."

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-38907681

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04) TERRY PRATCHETT: BACK IN BLACK, NEWS AND REVIEWS

4.1 THE EARS HAVE IT, BUT THE EYES GOT A PRETTY FAIR LOOK-IN: A REVIEW OF TERRY PRATCHETT: BACK IN BLACK

By Annie Mac


The first thing my husband and I said to each other as the end credits for the BBC's "Terry Pratchett: Back in Black" rolled was, "It should've been longer."

The second was, "Let's go back and listen all the way through instead of watching it" – and in my opinion, if you've not seen the programme yet it might actually be worth your while to listen *before* watching it, because it may well have you believing Sir Pterry *did* come back for the filming of it.

Be warned: opening moments are heartbreaking. We see Sir Terry himself, filmed as he tries to tell of his rapidly fading personal memories to his loyal personal assistant and best friend Rob Wilkins. Seeing him in the latter stages of his disease, shrunken and uncertain, little more than a shell of the vibrant, articulate public speaker we knew and loved feels almost almost too private. Too personal. And yet, as painful as this part was for me to watch, I think it is important for so many reasons. It shows the ravages of Alzheimer's. It shows how much of himself he gave, to his art and to all of us, in his battle to continue creating until the last possible moment. And all that follows – a combination of biography, re-enactment of his own words and remembrances, and tributes from famous faces and fans alike – underlines both the awfulness of his battle with the disease that ended him, and the wonderfulness of his life and work.

That "last possible moment" occurred in early December 2014, and is here described by Rob Wilkins in aching detail, right down to his admitting, "I think we probably left this six months too late" as this "man of words" struggles with simple phrases. But Team Pratchett and experienced Pratchett documentary maker Charlie Russell found a way – a highly unusual, yet effective and deeply affecting way, no less – to tell Terry Pratchett's final story. A few scenes from the "rock concert of memorials", held in London in 2016, soon give way to Paul Kaye's personification of Pratchett as he leads the viewer through a visual biography, interspersed with testimonials from his literary agent and longtime friend Colin Smythe, who published his early novels; his Good Omens co-writer Neil Gaiman; Discworld auxiliaries co-creator and Discworld playwright Stephen Briggs, who describes and displays the evolution of the Discworld Companion; daughter Rhianna, of course; Discworld artist Paul Kidby, who first met Pratchett when he attended a book signing with an armload of his illustrations; Bernard Pearson, the "cunning artificer" who also presides over the Ankh-Morpork consulate in its twin town of Wincanton; author Val McDermid, who thinks Pratchett could have been – and in fact was, through his creation Sam Vimes – a brilliant crime writer; and a number of fans and "superfans", some of whom I imagine are familiar faces to Discworld conventiongoers.

Much of the biographical material in the programme will be familiar to Pratchett fans (and Wossname readers!), but seeing it laid out visually by actor Paul Kaye in a world-class display of what is essentially Pratchett cosplay brings an immediacy – a resonance – to all those articles and interviews most of us have read, watched, or listened to. I'm not familiar with Mr Kaye's previous work, but I have to say he patently put his heart and soul into this performance, and the result is so uncannily accurate that there were times when I was unsure if we were listening to the "stunt Pratchett" or the real one... and, due to clever editing, moments when I wasn't one hundred per cent certain about which Pratchett was on the screen.

(The coffin. The typewriter. Broke my heart all over again.)

One thing I took away from Terry Pratchett: Back in Black was increased respect for both Wilkins and Gaiman. Not that the depth of their friendships with The Author were ever in any doubt, but their willingness to let their naked emotion be filmed and broadcast was a precious thing. Also, Rhianna Pratchett gets my Mary Beard "I'm too wrapped up in what I'm doing to bother brushing my hair" award (and that is DEFINITELY a plaudit, not a criticism – I'm a major fan of Professor Beard, both on camera and in text). So open, so heart-warmingly artless in her reminiscences of a childhood spent with private but deeply loving father, that it cannot fail to touch anyone who watches Terry Pratchett: Back in Black.

Props go to fellow Discworld "genrelist" Jason Anthony, who proudly displayed a card sent to him by our favourite author. Jason should take acting lessons, because if they ever make a (coughs) *proper* Discworld film, he would be the perfect Rincewind. After all, as Discworld conventiongoers know well, he already *does* a perfect Rincewind. (Are you listening, Narrativia?). Kudos, lots and lots thereof, go to producer/director/head of filming Charlie Russell, who served in the same capacities for the earlier documentaries in the "Pratchett trilogy", and to editor Gary Scott and director of photography Patrick Smith, plus a special honourable mention to Andrew Ryan who played the parts of Headmaster Tame, the Bucks Free Press editor who was young Terry's boss, and Death.

(Another word of warning: if you aren't already in floods of tears by the forty-fourth minute of the programme, Neil Gaiman's last reminiscence will almost certainly gut you.)

So yes, my final verdict on Terry Pratchett: Back in Black is identical to my feelings about the life of Terry Pratchett himself:

Superb, but should've been longer.


4.2 THE OTHER REVIEWS

By Frank Cottrell Boyce in The Guardian:

"One of the charms of this docudrama is that it largely eschews the usual talking heads in favour of Discworld fans. Even the famous faces that do appear – Neil Gaiman, Pratchett's consigliere Rob Wilkins, the illustrator Paul Kidby – first entered Pratchett's orbit as fans. Whether it was the life-changing offer he made to collaborate with the young Gaiman on Good Omens, or the blessing to Stephen Briggs's attempts to map Ankh-Morpork, or simply Tipp-Exing over an old dedication in a secondhand copy of one of his books so he could 'unsign' it for its new owner, Pratchett showered his fans with favours like a Highland clan chief. It's a clan with its own code of honour: to 'be a bit more Terry' is to be kinder, more tolerant. At first, it feels a little uncomfortable that instead of the man himself, we have the actor Paul Kaye dressed up as him. But then you notice that nearly everyone here is dressed up – as a witch, a member of the Nightwatch or some other character – and of course Pratchett himself was always dressed up as Terry Pratchett, with the iconic hat, big beard and black jackets... In a society that avoids discussing the subject, Pratchett made Death – with his horse Binky – his central creation, and his favourite. Seven of his books were written in the terrible interval between his being diagnosed with Alzheimer's and finally walking away with his most beloved character. In common with so many people now, I have someone with dementia in my family. Watching this, yes, is heartbreaking, but there's also something revelatory in this documentary..."

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/feb/11/terry-pratchett-docudrama-discworld-back-in-black-frank-cottrell-boyce

...and another Guardian piece on the programme, by Nadia Khomami:

"The programme includes footage of the frail-looking author shortly before his death, and features an appearance from Rob Wilkins, Pratchett's long-term assistant and collaborator on the autobiography... In the programme, Wilkins recalls the day in autumn 2007 when he and Pratchett realised something strange had happened. He says Pratchett came into his office saying: 'The "S" on my keyboard has gone … Come on, what have you done with it?' It was in late 2014 that Pratchett realised he was not the same writer he used to be. 'We had a good day working on the biography and he said to me: "Rob, Terry Pratchett is dead." Completely out of the blue. I said: "Terry look at the words you have written today. It is fantastic." And he said: "No, no. Terry Pratchett is dead."' Wilkins said that towards the end of his life Pratchett became increasingly angered by his disease. 'He could see how it was affecting him, how it was tripping him up and I knew we were up against it for time. We had to get the words down and with that white heat, with that white anger driving him to write seven whole novels through the haze of Alzheimer's.'..."

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/feb/03/terry-pratchett-docudrama-author-dead-alzheimers

By James Whitbrook on i09:

"Typically, these sorts of specials about dead celebrities include 'talking head' insight from fellow celebrities, but rarely cover the indelible mark left on seas of ordinary fans. Back in Black does, and it's what makes it stand out as a stunning farewell to Pratchett. There are three layers to Back In Black, starting with footage taken of Terry Pratchett in the final years of his life, attempting to recall his life story and his work for a planned—and ultimately unfinished—memoir before his mind deteriorated too far due to Alzheimer's. It's hard to watch, even if you're only a casual fan of Pratchett's work, as the writer—beloved for his imagination, his wit, his ability to craft beautiful, funny, heartbreaking sentences at the drop of his trademark hat — struggles to speak, to remember a story, or even just correct turn of phrase. It inspires a sort of fury behind the sadness you feel, as the documentary unfolds and the disease that would ultimately claim Pratchett's life gets worse and worse..."

http://bit.ly/2lENGYG

...and a combination review/Rob Wilkins interview in the Daily Mail. Say what you like about that paper's general scurrilousness, it's a fact that the Mail always showed deep love and admiration for our favourite author, and this piece by Jenny Johnston is superb:

"The original idea for the programme had been to use only the real footage of Terry, and Rob had compiled 26 hours of recordings. But the process proved difficult, due to the way the disease had taken hold. Terry's words, always so precise, were hit or miss. Starkly illustrative of what it means to be dying from Alzheimer's, perhaps, but also, says Rob, hard to watch. 'It started as a living will,' he explains. 'And there are some lovely, lovely bits. Heaven knows what we'll do with them, maybe it's one of those things the grandchildren will deal with. But using them as they were, I don't think it would have made a great film. I think it would have been far too upsetting for everybody concerned.' He talks rather movingly of how painful it was to record conversations that should have been so effortless. 'We do show a little of some of them to illustrate what it was like,' says Rob. 'But it was so hard. He'd go to tell an anecdote and he'd struggle with a word. There was one about looking in the mirror and seeing his father – and he couldn't find the word "mirror". Much as everyone would have wanted to watch Terry telling his own story, it wasn't possible. But having Paul involved gave us a solution, if you like. I'd say 90 per cent of the words Paul speaks are Terry's actual words. There's obviously a little bit of artistic licence there.'

"It's an unforgettable film, featuring incredibly moving recollections from family, friends and literary contemporaries such as fellow fantasy writer Neil Gaiman and crime author Val McDermid. The overall sense is an affectionate but at times fittingly surreal portrait of a man who had an imagination that seemed limitless. But it's the journey through Terry's final days that's the most poignant aspect of this programme..."

[Editor's note: if you've not seen Terry Pratchett: Back in Black yet, this piece will give you a fair idea of the emotional power of it. Be prepared to choke up. A lot.]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4211136/Terry-Pratchett-s-final-fantasy.html


4.3 THE EXTRAS

* A "deleted scene":

"Back to school: Exclusive extra scene from Back in Black: Pratchett, played by actor Paul Kaye, confronts his old headmaster."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/4QP5HrMfrryfX00qVj789Ds/

* A behind-the-scenes exclusive:

"We're delighted to release these exclusive photographs from the filming of the BBC documentary 'Terry Pratchett – Back in Black'. The BBC crew filmed in several locations across the country and we followed Rob Wilkins on set."

http://discworld.com/new-documentary-air/
www.pratchetthisworld.com
www.salisburymuseum.org.uk

* Neil Gaiman reading his complete foreword to A Slip of the Keyboard aloud at the Terry Pratchett Memorial in London last year, and receiving The Hat:

http://sciencefiction.com/2017/02/13/the-bbc-shares-neil-gaimans-tribute-to-terry-pratchett/

* The artwork of Discworld:

Presented by the BBC, a selection of Kirby and Kidby covers:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/2KxTw2gj0TR7PZ6lbKQvL4P/fantastic-pratchett-illustrating-discworld


4.4 PAUL KAYE ON BECOMING TERRY PRATCHETT

How actor Paul Kaye became Terry:

"When director Charlie Russell was asked by the BBC to make a film celebrating Sir Terry Pratchett's life, he knew that the standard talking heads documentary just wouldn't wash. How did he know this? Russell had already made three documentaries with Sir Terry himself: Living with Alzheimer's, Choosing to Die and Facing Extinction. 'I got to know him over a long period of time and we came to care for each other. As his illness progressed and it got harder for Terry to do certain things, we had built up a trust and I felt I had developed a real sense of who he was... I knew that he'd hate the idea of a conventional film full of people saying nice things about him. He would have wanted to do things differently, to come back and be in his own documentary and because we couldn't do that the next best thing was to get an actor to play him', Russell explained. With the blessing of Terry's family and close friends, Russell started the process of finding their Terry and although initially they were looking for a Pratchett fanatic in the end they chose a man who had never read a Pratchett book in his life..."

http://bbc.in/2kB2pQY


4.5 STEPHEN BRIGGS ON HIS FRIENDSHIP WITH TERRY PRATCHETT

"Terry was intelligent, irascible, witty and loyal, wryly observing the world around him, taking inspiration from everyone and everything he encountered and pouring wit and imagination into every word he wrote. He had a driven sense of fairness and justice, and was a staunch supporter of the conservation of orangutans, of the research into Alzheimer's Disease and of the right for people with a terminal illness to die with dignity. He loved the natural world, fought to preserve the nation's wildlife and raised goats, chickens, tortoises and carnivorous plants. He and his wife Lyn owned (if that is the right word) many cats. He was a keen amateur astronomer and built his own observatory in the garden of his home. Terry was also an inveterate collector of unconsidered trifles. He adored the strange and quirky things that happen in 'real life', and was fascinated by just about everything. He had what he called a 'pack rat' mind that enabled him to Hoover up snippets from conversations and transpose them into the worlds he created. Terry was an entertaining companion, a keen player of computer games and oh yes, he also wrote books... Speaking about his SF novel Strata in 1981, he said 'I am working on another Discworld theme, since I don't think I've exhausted all the possibilities in one book!' Quite an understatement...

"I met Terry through my interest in amateur theatre. I wrote to ask if I could stage his Wyrd Sisters, and much to my surprise he said yes, so my life was immediately catapulted down a different leg of the trousers of time. We worked together to map his world and Ankh-Morpork, its principle city. We also collaborated on a mini-raft of other publications. Terry was, as I've so often said, funny, loyal and supportive. He was also waspy – a man I could always rely on to say what he really thought about anything I did. Working with him was fast and fun – there were frequent phone calls (pre-internet), and a lot of laughs – we shared a common background in humour. At book signings we'd sometimes drift into Life of Brian... "Crucifixion? Good... line on the left, one cross each..." and then amble off into running entire scenes from memory, much to the confusion of the observing fans. It was masses of fun – and a real privilege to be a part of creating even a small element of his wonderful world..."

http://bbc.in/2kASGtU

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05) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS

5.1 PLAYS IN FEBRUARY AND MARCH

* TAMAHER IN CARDIFF (FEBRUARY)

Monstrous Productions' newest production is The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents, starting tonight:

"Rats! They disarm the traps, widdle in the flour and charge a very reasonable price to leave town. That isn't how it's supposed to go of course, but then these are no ordinary rats. They are the Changelings, a group of rats who became smart after eating off a magical rubbish heap. With the guidance of the streetwise alleycat Maurice, the Changelings now run a very profitable business posing as a fake plague in unsuspecting towns. All they needed was stupid-looking kid with a pipe who leads them all out of town, for a fee...

"That is; until one last job in Bad Blintz, a starving town with a serious rat problem. They soon realise that this town is not quite as it seems and something darker is hiding underneath. Remember, there are bad things in the Dark Wood... Monstrous Productions have been bringing Terry Pratchett to the stage in Cardiff since 2012. After donating over £20k to Alzheimer's Research UK, Maurice is a new project for them, with all proceeds being donated to the Forget-me-not choir, a local choir for people with dementia and their families. Join them for an evening of storytelling, puppetry and live music."

When: 22nd–25th February 2017
Venue: The Gate Theatre, Keppoch Street, Roath, Cardiff CF24 3JW
Time: 7.30pm (2.30pm matinee on the 25th)
Tickets: £7 (£5 concession), available from http://monstrousproductions.fikket.com/

http://monstrousptc.com/


* WYRD SISTERS IN LONDON (MARCH)

Ben Hayward of the Imperial College School of Medicine Drama Society writes to say that he will be directing their production of Wyrd Sisters at the start of next month:

"ICSM Drama presents to you its fabulous production of Wyrd Sisters by Terry Pratchett! Running from the 1st to the 4th March, it's sure to be a night of fantasy, comedy, romance, witchcraft, insanity and just plain wyrdness! So mark it down in your calendars! Save the date in your phones!"

When: 1st-4th March 2017
Venue: Union Concert Hall, Beit Quadrangle, Prince Consort Road , London SW7 2BB
Time: doors open 7:00pm; curtain up 7:30pm
Tickets: £6/£8 for student/Non-Student tickets (apart from Friday the 3rd of March which will be a special performance accompanied with drinks and canapes at higher price of £8/£10 (for student/non-Student tickets). "Take a look at our Facebook event for more details (_https://www.facebook.com/events/376900926013238/_) and email eri.aung15@imperial.ac.uk to reserve your tickets now!"

Note: the poster for this event is excellent – go have a look at it on the Wossname blog at http://wossname.dreamwidth.org/46314.html


* CARPE JUGULUM IN NOTTINGHAM (MARCH)

The Lace Market Youth Theatre present Carpe Jugulum, "a pastiche of vampire literature playing with mythic archetypes and featuring a tongue in cheek reversal of 'vampyre' subculture with young vampires who wear bright clothes, drink wine and stay up till noon", in March.

When: 22nd–25th March 2017
Venue: The Lace Market Theatre, Halifax Place, Nottingham NG1 1QN
Time: 7.30pm all evening shows; 2.30pm Saturday 25th matinee
Tickets: £11 (£10 concessions), available online at http://bit.ly/2dIKhod or by phoning 0115 950 7201

https://lacemarkettheatre.co.uk/LaceMarketTheatre.dll/WhatsOn

* WYRD SISTERS IN BOLTON, LANCS (MARCH)

Bolton Little Theatre, "a vibrant amateur theatre company run by members" since 1931, will be staging their production of Wyrd Sisters in March.

When: 6th–11th March 2017
Venue: Bolton Little Theatre, Hanover Street, Bolton BL1 4TG
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £10 (Monday night 3 for 2 special), available at https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/boltonlittletheatre or https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/event/EFILHL – group bookings of 10+ (£9) should be booked through the Box Office. "You can book at Bolton Little Theatre box office in person or by telephone on Monday night from 7.30 to 9pm and Friday mornings from 10.30 to 12 noon – no extra charge if paying by cash or cheque and you can book during the run of the plays or you can book online at boltonlittletheatre.ticketsource.co.uk ...credit card charges will apply. Tickets can be e-tickets (no charge) mobile phone ticket (50p) standard post (£1.50)."

http://www.boltonlittletheatre.co.uk/terry-pratchetts-wyrd-sisters/


5.2 PLAYS LATER IN 2017

* MASKERADE IN BERKSHIRE (MAY)

The Newbury Dramatic Society will stage their production of Maskerade, directed by John Hicks (possibly with the help of a skull ring?), in May: "In the Ankh Morpork Opera House, a strangely familiar evil mastermind in a mask and evening dress is lurking in the shadows. He lures innocent young sopranos to their destiny, commits occasional murder, and sends little notes full of maniacal laughter and exclamation marks. Opera can do that to a man. But Granny Weatherwax, the Discworld's most famous witch, is in the audience and she doesn't hold with that sort of thing... and the show must go on!"

When: 17th–20th May 2017
Venue: Watermill Theatre, Bagnor, Newbury, Berkshire RG20 8AE
Time: 7.30pm Wednesday to Friday, 6.30pm Saturday
Tickets: £12.50 (£12 concessions), available online at https://www.watermill.org.uk/maskerade#dates-ttab or ring the Box Office on 01635 46044

https://www.watermill.org.uk/maskerade

* LORDS AND LADIES IN BRISBANE (SEPTEMBER–OCTOBER)

Brisbane Arts Theatre will be presenting their next Discworld play, Lords and Ladies – adapted by Irana brown – next September!

"Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg – the witches of Lancre – are the Discworld's only hope of rescue when elves threaten to take control with their hypnotic 'glamour'. Standing stones, wizards, Morris men, rude mechanicals, country lore and ancient magic all combine in this adaptation of one of Sir Terry's finest. With a full supporting cast of dwarves, wizards, trolls and one orangutan, the hilarious Lords and Ladies delivers an abundance of hey-nonny-nonny and blood all over the place."

When: 16th September – 21st October 2017
Venue: Brisbane Arts Theatre, 210 Petrie Terrace, Brisbane, QLD 4000
Time: 7.30pm Thursdays, 8.00pm Fridays & Saturdays, 6.30pm Sundays
Tickets: Adults $34, Concession $28, Group 10+ $27, Student Rush $15 (10 mins before curtain), available online at
http://sa2.seatadvisor.com/sabo/servlets/TicketRequest?&presenter=AUBAT&event=LANDL

"Subscribers can redeem season tickets for this show. There are no refunds or exchanges once tickets have been purchased."

http://www.artstheatre.com.au/show/lordsandladies


5.3 REVIEWS

* MONSTROUS REGIMENT IN SOUTHAMPTON

The Southampton University Players' production of Monstrous Regiment, reviewed by Hilary Porter in the Daily Echo:

"Director Imogen Higgs has a lively cast and presents a reasonable night's entertainment that should satisfy Discworld fans. Polly Perks (Frankie Payne) binds herself in a male disguise in order to join the Borogravian army as, it transpires, many women have done. And so we meet various endearing characters, including Ellie Rose Fowler as Private Manicle, Gina Hodsman as the 'haunted and damaged' Wazzer Goom and, as the hunchbacked Private Igor, Bridget Wilkinson, heavily disguised but still a discernible character and personality. Stephen Fenerty makes a commanding and amusing Sergeant Jackrum, Christopher Gardener an endearing Lieutenant Blouse and Paul Cresser also scores as vampire recruit Private Maladict. The big Nuffield stage seems bare, two tables and back projections supplying settings and rather too many 'fade outs', but costumes and effects are fine."

http://bit.ly/2k2IoVB

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06) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS: UPDATES AND REMINDERS

The Broken Drummers, "London's Premier Unofficially Official Discworld Group" (motto "Nil percussio est"), still claims on their website to be meeting next on Monday 30th November 1999, but it's more more likely to be on Monday 6th March at the Monkey Puzzle, 30 Southwick Street, London, W2 1JQ.

For more information, go to http://brokendrummers.org/ or email BrokenDrummers@gmail.com or nicholls.helen@yahoo.co.uk

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Canberra, Australia's Discworld fan group is Drumknott's Irregulars: "The group is open to all, people from interstate and overseas are welcome, and our events will not be heavily themed. Come along to dinner for a chat and good company. We welcome people from all fandoms (and none) and we would love to see you at one of our events, even if you're just passing through. Please contact us via Facebook (_https://www.facebook.com/groups/824987924250161/_) or Google Groups (_https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/drumknotts-irregulars_) or join us at our next event."

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For Facebook users in Fourecks: The Victorian Discworld Klatch is "a social group for fans of Discworld and Terry Pratchett... run by a dedicated team who meet monthly and organise events monthly." "If you'd like to join our events please ask to join the Klatch."

https://www.facebook.com/groups/VictorianDiscworldKlatch

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"The Gathering of the Loonies (Wincanton chapter)" is a public Facebook meeting group: "This group, by request of Jo in Bear will continue to be used for future unofficial (not run by the Emporium) fan Gatherings in Wincanton. Look here for information." [Editor's note: this is an active group. If you use Facebook, it may be worth joining!]

https://www.facebook.com/groups/373578522834654/

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The Pratchett Partisans are a fan group who meet monthly at either Brisbane or Indooroopilly to "eat, drink and chat about all things Pratchett. We hold events such as Discworld dinners, games afternoons, Discworld photo scavenger hunts. We also attend opening night at Brisbane Arts Theatre's Discworld plays." The Partisans currently have about 200 members who meet at least twice a month, usually in Brisbane.

For more info about their next meetup, join up at https://www.facebook.com/groups/pratchettpartisans/ or contact Ula directly at uwilmott@yahoo.com.au

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The City of Small Gods is a group for fans in Adelaide and South Australia: "We have an established Terry Pratchett & Discworld fan group in Adelaide called The City of Small Gods, which is open to anyone who would like to come – you don't have to live in Adelaide or even South Australia, or even be a Discworld fan, but that's mostly where our events will be held, and we do like discussing Pratchett's works. Our (semi-) regular meetings are generally held on the last Thursday of the month at a pub or restaurant in Adelaide. We have dinner at 6.30pm followed by games until 9pm. The games are usually shorter games like Pairs, Sushi Go, or Tiny Epic Defenders, with the occasional Werewolf session, as these are the best sort of games that work in a pub setting. Every few months, we have a full day's worth of board games at La Scala Cafe, 169 Unley Rd, Unley in the function room starting at 10am. In addition, we will occasionally have other events to go and see plays by Unseen Theatre Company, book discussions, craft, chain maille or costuming workshops or other fun social activities."

The next CoSG event will be the Monthly Dinner and Games at the Caledonian Hotel on 23rd February. For more info, go to www.cityofsmallgods.org.au

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The Broken Vectis Drummers meet next on Thursday 2nd March 2017 (probably) from 7.30pm at The Castle pub in Newport, Isle of Wight. For more info and any queries, contact broken_vectis_drummers@yahoo.co.uk

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The Wincanton Omnian Temperance Society (WOTS) next meets on Friday 3rd March 2017 (probably) at Wincanton's famous Bear Inn from 7pm onwards. "Visitors and drop-ins are always welcome!"

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The Northern Institute of the Ankh-Morpork and District Society of Flatalists, a Pratchett fangroup, has been meeting on a regular basis since 2005. The Flatalists normally meet at The Narrowboat Pub in Victoria Street, Skipton, North Yorkshire, to discuss "all things Pratchett" as well as having quizzes and raffles. Details of future meetings are posted on the Events section of the Discworld Stamps forum:

http://www.discworldstamps.co.uk/forum/

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Sydney Drummers (formerly Drummers Downunder) meet next on Monday 6th March 2017 at 6.30pm in Sydney at 3 Wise Monkeys, 555 George Street, Sydney,2000. For more information, contact Sue (aka Granny Weatherwax): kenworthys@yahoo.co.uk

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The Treacle Mining Corporation, formerly known as Perth Drummers, meets next on Monday 6th March 2017 (probably) from 5.30pm at Carpe Cafe, 526 Murray Street, Perth, Western Australia. For details follow Perth Drummers on Twitter @Perth_Drummers or join their Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/Perth.Drummers/ – or message Alexandra Ware directly at <alexandra.ware@gmail.com>

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07) AROUND THE BLOGOSPHERE

Longtime Pratchett blogger The Bookwitch's reactions to "Terry Pratchett: Back in Black":

"It was the Barbican memorial for Terry Pratchett all over again. In the BBC documentary Back in Black on Saturday we could see an almost Terry. It's enough to see someone wearing black, with a hat like his, and if there is a beard as well, then for a heartstopping moment it is Terry Pratchett. Here it was actor Paul Kaye doing what Terry didn't have enough time to do. He did as good a job as you could ask for, speaking in the style of Terry, while not quite being our much missed author who has gone to be with Death... Much of the rest of the programme was dedicated to alternately bless the world for having produced Terry, and crying because he's gone. I have never before witnessed the seemingly unflappable Neil Gaiman even close to tears. We heard part of their story, some of which was new to me, filmed in the actual (?) place where a very young Neil interviewed a not so well known Terry..."

https://bookwitch.wordpress.com/2017/02/13/terry-pratchett-back-in-black/

Blogger Anna's reaction was mixed, calling it "perfect" but then complaining:

"Everything about the show was perfect. All the names we know and love were there to talk about their memories of the great man from his daughter Rhianna to writer Neil Gaiman, assistant Rob to artist Paul Kidby. They all had wonderful tales to tell and fascinating facts to give. The mixture of Docudrama and Documentary didn't work for me and whilst I didn't mind Paul Kaye as Pratchett I'd rather we had been given a straight Documentary or a straight Docudrama. I think the BBC could make a really wonderful show about the life of Terry Pratchett and even bring to life some of his creations in a most wonderful way but it didn't really work, it made it disjointed and didn't add anything to the over all story. You felt like you wanted to hear more of what other people had to say rather then Paul Kaye wittering on, whilst no doubt the words he was wittering would be Terry's own words taken from the work Terry and Rob were doing for his autobiography before he died it just really didn't need to be there. I'd rather more time be given to fans and the people who knew him best. Paul Kaye ended up at best being a rather out of place narrator rather then bringing the great man back to life. That being said if down the line the BBC wanted to make something like Doctor Who's Adventure in Time and Space I wouldn't say no to Kaye returning to bring him to life... It was a lovely way to remember a man that brought happiness to a lot of people. It had the perfect tone to it too, it was upbeat and full of hope. It was sad, of course it was sad, thinking that we'd never read another story by the man and having to remember he was no longer with us, but at the same time it reminded me that we always have him here with us. He's left such a big body of work full of wonderful characters and a amazing world but most importantly that little bit of anger that he had inside himself at people who told him he'd never be anything and everything else that means he's still with us and will be with new fans in the future.

https://believeingeek.com/2017/02/12/terry-pratchett-back-in-black/

Blogger Chris Hoggins was very impressed by Terry Pratchett: Back in Black:

"What came across in the programme was that a lot of what propelled Terry to be such a prolific writer was a deep seated anger at the injustice of the world. Being written off from an early age, he was determined to prove a point and used all that fire inside to do it. Those who knew him well said that the character in his universe of characters most like himself was the formidable Granny Weatherwax, someone who would do the right thing rather than the nice thing or the kind thing as both the latter often turn out to be a cruelty in the long term. Perhaps the best known and most loved character in the Discworld is that of death itself, who is equally bemused and fascinated by the souls he meets. It is such a cruel irony that Terry met his end much sooner than was fair and in such appalling circumstances where the thing that powered that thriving world of characters disintegrated over the course of a few short years. That righteous fury pushed him to write a further seven books after his diagnosis, a testament to the power of anger used well. I feel a deep sadness that it will probably take another hundred years or so for the world to get the true significance of what Terry Pratchett achieved, a Dickens for our times really..."

http://bit.ly/2l3N2Bp

...and The Blogging Goth found the programme helped him to grieve:

"For me, the most painful moment was the interview with equally renowned author Neil Gaiman. Terry's collaborative partner on the darkly witty Good Omens – soon to receive a TV adaption – Neil has been closely involved with much of the remembrance and memorialisation. I had to leave the London Memorial early sadly, so I particularly appreciated seeing some of Neil's recitation to the audience. In a quiet little restaurant, Neil spoke personally about his grief surrounding the very early passing of his friend. It was very difficult for Neil. He cradled his face in his hands and mourned. He said very honestly, 'I miss him so much.' It was like a punch in the chest and a knife to the brain for me. I'm an Englishman, repressed emotionally, possessed of a stiff upper lip, and uncomfortable around death. To see another, even more archetypal Englishman, publicly display his grief was… liberating, as well as being deeply upsetting. With all the skill every writer longs to muster, Neil connected me to my own grief, helped me experience and evaluate my own sense of loss around a childhood hero, a venerated figure, an idol and example I've tried to follow..."

https://theblogginggoth.com/2017/02/14/the-death-of-discworld/

...while blogger My Library Books found resonance in his forthrightness about Alzheimer's:

"At the time I was finally reading his novels, Pratchett had already been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease. I didn't appreciate just how devastating this was. Clearly, for a man who was so renowned for his beauty through words, this was the worst possible diagnosis. In 2014 I finally understood, when my Grandma got diagnosed... Grandma had always been a strong female character in my life. She didn't suffer fools lightly and she didn't take any shit from anyone. Her house was her pride and joy and was always spotless. She was passionate about her past, regaling me with stories of her extensive family history. I shared my love of great food with her. She was one of the finest bakers I've ever met (her and my mum). Alzheimer's destroyed all this. It took away her confidence, her speech, her passion. I hate it. I HATE it..."

https://mylibrarybooks.wordpress.com/2017/02/16/terry-pratchett-back-in-black/

Blogger April of collective Without a Map writes about the influence of Pratchett and his stealth philosophy:

"Most of us, readers especially, can point to a work in our lives that influenced the way we think. We'd prefer it be someone impressive, Nietzsche, Kant, Salinger, Steinem, or Malcolm X. Someone you can genuinely bring up with reverence in intelligent company. There's a range, somewhere from your teens to early twenties where works of literature, film, and philosophy have a greater impact than any other time in our lives. They're introductions to thoughts outside of what we grew up with. What our parents, teachers, and friends taught. What we discover through these works can shape our beliefs in enduring ways. I did not encounter someone pretentious at this age. Instead, I stumbled across Terry Pratchett. To this day, I'm glad I did... I couldn't put it into words then, but now I know that through his works, he made me a humanist...

"I think Pratchett is a great writer to be reading right now. I think, if he were alive, he would be calling bullshit on this current U.S. administration, but he would also remind us that turns out the other side is probably trying harder to be good than we think, and we're a lot less righteous than we think. He'd caution us to be aware that the other side might be right sometimes, and we might be wrong. Even if we come to the conclusion that this is not the case, it's good practice to remind ourselves. Pratchett's books make you glad to be a part of humanity, even when you're fully aware humanity is a bloody, vindictive, irrational mess, and that's a feeling I need to keep close right now. Thank gods I chose him instead of Rand."

https://without-a-map.com/2017/02/17/rereading-pratchett/

Blogger Lukre's longish post sums up much of what it means to be a Pratchett fan:

"I have just finished watching the BBC documentary 'Terry Pratchett Back in Black' and I was reminded of those first books, of hearing about his death and about all the hours of enjoyment I've had over the years reading his books. You might hear people say, well, he's just a fantasy writer, or that he is just a parody writer who who makes simple jokes. To both those types of people I have just one thing to say – you couldn't be more wrong. He is a life-writer. He talks about the greatest of topics and tries to deliver, if not a solution, than at least an option to facing the issue. He presents the good and the bad in people, in societies. He unmasks our prejudices and out[sic] discrimination through characters that are so far removed from us that our sensitive selves are not offended. He reveals the goodness in ordinary men and women. He respects the rule of law but also he shows us that laws are there for the benefit of the people and not the other way around. He show us our own beliefs and questions them. And he does all that with such a mastery of language and idiomatic expressions that is at times mind-boggling. His plays on words could be taught at school. And jokes crop up when you least expect them..."

https://anatomyofreading.wordpress.com/2017/02/12/587/

Blogger Joanne Clapa aka The Bookworm Bistro on Night Watch:

"Here's the thing about Pratchett novels: He has created such a large, expansive world, that it's pretty much impossible to start from the beginning. Terry Pratchett wrote over forty novels in the Discworld alone, not to mention countless other stories. Needless to say I was a little confused about a few things when I picked up my first Pratchett novel, Going Postal. So, going into Night Watch I wasn't too surprised when I didn't understand a few things. Okay, a lot of things. Night Watch is the 29th book in the Discworld, and the 6th book in the City Watch series. It follows the story of Sir Samuel Vimes, commander of the City Watch. Right from the beginning the story is thrilling... Vimes meets a few interesting character from his past…and present… it's honestly a little confusing, even if you've read previous Night Watch novels. Despite being thoroughly confused for about 90% of this novel, I really enjoyed it. The characters are unique, and hilarious. Pratchett's writing style is one that I've never seen duplicated. It's very clear that he invested his entire being into creating this vast world his characters live in... Believe it or not, I think this is a great story to start with if you're new to Discworld. Despite the fact that it's the sixth book in the series, it really gives you an interesting glimpse into the world..."

https://thebookwormbistro.wordpress.com/2017/02/11/night-watch-terry-pratchett/

...and blogger In Shifting Colour, a self-confessed "cat lady", tells of how reading – and listening! – to Pratchett books made her feel less isolated in her perceptions:

"I never believed in grieving for celebrities. How could you miss someone who'd never truly been present in your life? The belief was, as all beliefs are, inherently flawed. Presence is more than a physical proximity. It's more, even, than a direct and personal communication. Presence occurs when your life is influenced, for better or worse, by another being. But I never truly understood this until the passing of Sir Terry Pratchett.... I saw the world in weird and colourful ways; I had a habit of looking at situations sideways and that confused my peers. In social constructs where clinging to 'sameness' was the method of survival, this left me weak... I escaped to places where I could imagine myself as strong, capable, even heroic. There was a freedom I had between pages that I didn't have in my primary school life. Stories were a coping mechanism, a joy, a proof that maybe… just maybe there really was a cupboard out there that would turn my toys to life (The Indian in the Cupboard was another key favourite. Even as indoctrinated in the ordinary magic of books as I was, nothing quite prepared me for my first plunge into Terry Pratchett's Discworld series... Here was someone who had committed their weird view to paper, and who was not ashamed of it..."

http://bit.ly/2md7MGb

Quite a few people seem to discount Eric as a minor work, but blogger Alice Dillon aka Lanterns and Hardbacks gives it five stars:

"Eric is such a perfect specimen of that man's genius, full of witticisms, incisive analysis of our own world, clever parody (this whole thing is a parody of Faust) and moments that really make you think. I had one of the biggest existential crises I've ever had while reading the parts set at the beginning and the end of the universe, both brilliantly thought out. I'm one of those people who loves to hypothesise about such things and so it was a glorious, though obviously disconcerting, crisis. I don't have much more to say about this book, but it's a really quick read and full of everything that made me fall in love with Terry Pratchett's writing in the first place. Pratchett fans, make sure you read this book if you weren't sure..."

https://lanternsandhardbacks.wordpress.com/2017/02/08/eric-by-terry-pratchett-discworld-9/

...while blogger The Idle Woman represents the mainstream opinions:

"Pratchett could never actually be bad, but the simple fact of the matter is that, when compared to the mainstream Discworld books, Eric isn't very good. It's essentially one gag dragged out over 163 pages and it feels less like a story that needed to be told and more like one that was written on commission... Pratchett gamely wheels out the absurdities, but this is situation comedy rather than the character-based comedy in which he excels. Even in what I think of as the 'concept' novels – the books which focus on one theme, like rock music or the cinema or The Phantom of the Opera – he populates the story with engaging characters who have a certain depth to them. We don't really have enough time to get to know anyone here and Eric, although allegedly one of the protagonists, never develops beyond being a lustful, big-headed adolescent..."

https://theidlewoman.net/2017/01/29/eric-terry-pratchett/

Swedish blogger abookwithoutend on Good Omens:

"What if 'Welcome To Night Vale' met the bible? This is the result (For all of you who have no idea what Welcome To Night Vale is, it's a podcast about a town where all conspiracy theories, and more, are true). The plot was confusing in an amusing way, not annoying. You could never understand or expect where the authors would take you next. The writing was so creative, like giving really ridiculous info-dumps and at times taking perspective from the poor stand-bys who only want to go home, not having to deal with scolding aliens or demons that break the speed limit (I can understand that a lot of people are quite negative about multiple p.o.v. because of the confusion that often occurs, but trust me on this one). Anything could be possible. I can just picture in my head how much Gaiman and Pratchett must have been laughing when writing this story... overall, this book was great and I'd definitely recommend this to anyone..."

https://abookwithoutend.wordpress.com/2017/02/06/book-review-good-omens/

Blogger rayunder1996 is starting on "The Pratchett Path" with tCoM:

Here in the Pratchett Path I'm gonna take a look through the work of Terry Pratchett's Discworld series and give a few of my thoughts on them. These won't be full reviews as I'm sure many of you will be familiar Pratchett and his comedy works already, so you don't need me to prattle on about how you should read it. Our time would be much better spent talking about the lovable Luggage, dream powered dragons, and its wonderful way with magic. Luggage is one of the most emotive and iconic creations in the fantasy genre. I think that is something we all have to agree on. From his veracious[sic] appetite for all things...well all things to be honest to his odd adorableness he really does embody everything good about Discworld. Despite his absurdity in concept, within the confine of the world it has reasonably grounded explanation for its existence. That is a key part of its charm if you think about it, that even in a world where the insanity is commonplace there is an internal logic to the world..."

https://thefantasyfayre.wordpress.com/2017/02/06/the-pratchett-path-1/

Blogger pksupernovel found The Long Cosmos well worth reading:

"The Long Cosmos is easily the best book in the whole Long Earth saga. Speculative fiction that about travelling usually ends up presenting a series of increasingly cool and mind-blowing ideas. The one from The Long Cosmos that really stuck with me was the gigantic forest, with trees the size of skyscrapers supported by helium. Their reproduction strategy involves spreading seeds when they inevitably explode during bushfires. I also amazed by the sentient islands that sampled life while moving between worlds, and that ridiculously large computer. The Long Cosmos felt more coherent and less disjointed than the previous books in the series. I can't explain why I feel this way. Maybe it was because the plotlines felt more related, and came to a satisfactory conclusion... The Long Cosmos' genre means that it feels more like a Baxter book than a Pratchett one, although there is a fair bit of whimsy about. And I really don't think it would make much sense without reading the rest of the series..."

https://pksupernovel.wordpress.com/2017/02/05/the-long-cosmos-terry-pratchett-and-stephen-baxter/

Gareth Preston, director of Bolton Little Theatre's forthcoming production of Wyrd Sisters (see item 5.1), blogs his production diary:

"When I started off directing Wyrd Sisters I'd [hoped] to keep a production diary up on this blog. Predictably this ambition was quickly eaten up by the time and energy involved in actually realising the play. So you'll have to look forward to a retrospective article instead. However I can report that we are at an exciting phase where the books are down, the movements are being fine tuned and the set is almost in place bar the painting, thanks to the marvellous efforts of Jeff Lunt and his team. Not to mention a whole wardrobe of costumes which have largely been designed and made from scratch by Francis Clemmitt and her team. I've also been out banging the drum and trying to get people interested in coming. Marketing a play is a job in itself. We're having some publicity photos taken tomorrow which hopefully will excite the local media. I went on Bolton FM radio a couple of weeks ago and I'll be popping up again on their frequency on Monday during the drivetime show in the evening. I've also made a short video promo for promoting the show on social media..."

https://garethpreston.wordpress.com/2017/02/11/downtime-out-now-wyrd-sisters-soon/

Blogger Tea and Tales on Nation:

"There's a reason Pratchett writes 'Thinking. This book contains some. Whether you try it at home is up to you.' This book is so highly philosophical and painful, as two young people survive and are faced by tragedy. Mau has to bury everyone he knows, and lead the survivors in the rebuilding of Nation. But what is Nation? When everyone who lived the culture but one has died, can such a thing as 'Nation' still exist? Also, is there a God(s)? Yet even though the topics this book handles are very sophisticated and incredibly heavy, it does have typical Pratchett humour throughout. He makes fun of religion, the idea of Empire, the English, and succession. That said, he takes Mau, his musings and suffering, and his world very seriously... The writing is witty and poetic, like most Pratchett novels, but unlike most of his other work the tone of this one is heavily philosophical and serious. You feel for Mau, and as you enter his mind you are forced to face the same questions and issues. Can you believe in the Gods when they wiped out everything you knew and loved? Is it possible to rage against them if you do not believe? The chemistry between the characters is wonderful though, and it is not all misery and suffering..."

https://tea-and-tales.com/2017/02/03/nation-terry-pratchett/

Blogger Fiona on The Long Mars:

"Some readers have criticized this series as boring and without much action. It's true that not a lot happens in this book. It reminds me of early sci-fi novels, such as those by H.G. Wells. Instead of being action-packed with exciting events, this book is more of an exploration of ideas. The characters encounter all sorts of exotic environments and life forms in the exploration of the Long Earth and the Long Mars. Those chapters are a thought experiment in the types of life that might be possible. This book also explores what might happen if mankind continues to evolve. What will those people be like? How will the less-evolved people react to them? All in all, I enjoyed the book, though it is a bit of a slow-starter. But there is what seems to me a glaring oversight, and it really bugs me... What really bothered me was the treatment of the 'Next.' Everyone was arguing that they are a danger to humanity because of their high intellect. The danger isn't from their intellect. It's because they are psychopaths..."

https://selfeducatedconservative.wordpress.com/2017/02/02/the-long-mars-a-review/

Blogger katyboo1 aka Making Them Readers on Jingo:

"Jingo is the twenty first Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett that my son, Oscar and I have shared together... Oscar loved this because it is a book about the Watch. He brings to his reading, a wealth of knowledge amassed from the previous books and it suddenly makes him realise how valuable things like back stories are. He is beginning to predict how characters will behave in certain circumstances, and it gives him enormous joy when he is right... it seems to echo a lot of the political landscape in which we are forced to live at the moment, jingoism, xenophobia, racism and casual intolerance are all lampooned on Pratchett's sharpest pen and I was moved to laugh more than once by parallels with current events. Despite the fact that they aren't really funny. Current events that is..."

https://makingthemreaders.wordpress.com/2017/01/30/jingo-by-terry-pratchett-a-review/

Blogger Nordie on The Long Earth:

"This is a relatively slow book, where Lobsang, Sally and Joshua are generally left alone to do their own thing. Occasionally they get to investigate new creatures, some benign, some not, and this allows the authors to muse on what earth may have looked like had evolution taken a little detour from what happened on our version of earth... The focus on the Long Earth for the story made it a bit disconcerting when very late in the book they introduce the idea of the long Mars. Either I was not paying attention in the rest of the book...always a possibility...or this was a very late entry of the idea of alternate other worlds. The fact there is a whole novel dedicated to the long Mars makes me wonder… Whilst overall people like/love the book, there are a number of things said that I tend to agree with.."

https://nordie.wordpress.com/2017/01/27/book-review-the-long-earth-by-terry-pratchett-stephen-baxter/

Blogger Lucinda's tribute to Sir Pterry:

"I've loved Terry Pratchett ever since I was at university. My ex-boyfriend recommended him to me and bought me The Hogfather for Christmas (back when buying paperbacks was a thing). I immediately loved the inventiveness, the humour, the way that the story was a proper adventure. The expansiveness of the Discworld novels never fails to amaze me. At one point in the documentary, they show a map of Ankh Morpork and the level of detail is incredible. Terry literally imagined and remembered a whole world in his head. What a genius. I can't believe that someone with such an expansive mind was so reduced by dementia. From the documentary, I've learnt that there was a certain snobbishness about Terry's work from the professional book critics of the day (back when that was a real thing too). I've heard great stories about mums who would say to librarians 'he's never been interested in reading before he picked up a Discworld book. Now could you recommend some proper literature?' Apparently Terry was really angry about this and he loved to know that people had been put in their place (he referred to librarians as his dirndl army, which I just love)..."

https://lucindaisreading.wordpress.com/2017/02/15/a-tribute-to-terry-pratchett/

Blogger Phil Parker is a rare bird – namely, a Pratchett admirer who isn't a Pratchett reader:

"I've tried but failed to read Pratchett. I ought to love it but I can't find a way in. It doesn't matter, the documentary is brilliant, affecting and a superb celebration of the man. What struck me was that before he wrote, he read. Everything. Well, everything in his local library starting with fantasy and then history, 'Blokes in helmets bashing each other' as he described it. Reading planted all the seeds for the character in his stories... I've said before how my local library was essential for my development. I'm not going to compare myself with Pratchett but to lift a line from the documentary, I'm a human. He is a human. My poo stinks. His poo stinks. I loved my library. He loved his library. He is a writer. I want to be a writer..."

https://nolanparker.wordpress.com/2017/02/15/no-libraries-no-terry-pratchett/

Blogger The Past Due Book Review is back with musings on Sourcery:

"The prevailing theme in Sourcery is self identity; finding out who you are, not what other people tell you that you are or are not, is central to the development of the characters... Goofiness keeps the tone of the book light while dealing with the end of the world (just like in The Light Fantastic...I'm beginning to sense a pattern), and personal themes are more present, bringing the story to another level above general fantasy or simple parody. Sourcery is full of wordplay, satire, and such ridiculous fun that it is difficult to put down..."

https://thepastduebookreview.com/2017/02/15/sourcery-review/

...and blogger Nat Wassell's review this month is Going Postal:

"William de Worde runs a large free press, and here Moist joins their ranks as an equal opportunity employer, visionary thinker and actually quite nice guy, once you get to know him. It is a quartet of characters, along with Archchancellor Ridcully and at least some of the guild leaders who are starting to inspire this real progress. When the corrupt leaders of the clacks company are ousted at the end of the book, you get a real sense of moral outrage from most of the leaders mentioned here. Lord Vetinari may be the tyrant, a fact he still likes to remind people of, but he's also remarkably liberal in his thinking. This liberal approach to politics means that the issues of racism and stereotyping that were present in early novels has basically been eradicated in the city. Moist employs golems, the last race to be integrated into the fabric of the city, without a second thought, and really does want to know how to treat them correctly.

"Adora Belle Dearheart, the human face of the golem employment agency, says that Commander Vimes will employ anyone in the Watch and turn out a solid copper at the end of it. Lord Vetinari employs Mr Pump, another golem, as Moist's probation officer. It's a cynical approach, in many ways, but it also assumes that all races of creature have their own strengths that can be put to use, as long as they wish to work. I think it's an attitude that a lot of real life people could definitely consider adopting..."

https://culturedvultures.com/discworld-discussions-going-postal-2005/

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08) IMAGES OF THE MONTH

The *real* Terry Pratchett, as photographed in 2013 at Beaconsfield Library and pictured in a recent Get Bucks article:
http://bit.ly/2keP4Sa

...and in 1992, from the same article as above:
http://bit.ly/2lCxrIT

...and another, this one from the Bath Chronicle, where he used to work:
http://bit.ly/2kEe4kq

...and programme maker Charlie Russell with Paul Kaye as Pterry:
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/976xn/p04sd9qm.jpg

...and your Editor's favourite Kaye-as-Pratchett photo:
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/480xn/p04sd5rn.jpg

...and both real and faux Pratchetts, collaged:
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/976xn/p04sdwv6.jpg

Rob Wilkins, Neil Gaiman and Marcus Gipps (from publisher Gollancz) working on the Good Omens telly script:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C44PA3mUYAANF66.jpg

The official Paul Kidby Pratchett bust waxes, now ready for bronze casting, as tweeted by Paul Kidby himself:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C48gRbdXUAArmLu.jpg

A photographic action replay – Fiona Fisher's marvellous Kirby-and-Kidby Discworld art staircase, this time tweeted by the official Kirby Art account:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4uYpUyWAAEpmW5.jpg

...and a Paul Kidby replay – Discworld Gothic, which will be part of the Terry Pratchett: HisWorld exhibition (see item 3.1):
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4i7M3KWcAIMfM9.jpg

...and on the subject of action replays, here's a digital cut-out-and-keep, as it were – the Pratchett coat of arms, featuring its ankh and morepork:
http://bit.ly/2kOJCRp

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09) CLOSE

For all you Pratchett fans out in the USA who might be hoping to attend NADWCON 2017, there's still one week left to order your tickets at a special discount price:

https://nadwcon2017.org/
https://nadwcon2017.org/signup/2017-adult-membership.html

And that's the lot for February. Take care, and we'll see you next month!


– Annie Mac


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Ben Hayward of the Imperial College School of Medicine Drama Society writes to say that he will be directing their production of Wyrd Sisters at the start of next month:

"ICSM Drama presents to you its fabulous production of Wyrd Sisters by Terry Pratchett! Running from the 1st to the 4th March, it's sure to be a night of fantasy, comedy, romance, witchcraft, insanity and just plain wyrdness! So mark it down in your calendars! Save the date in your phones!"

When: 1st-4th March 2017
Venue: Union Concert Hall, Beit Quadrangle, Prince Consort Road , London SW7 2BB
Time: doors open 7:00pm; curtain up 7:30pm
Tickets: £6/£8 for student/Non-Student tickets (apart from Friday the 3rd of March which will be a special performance accompanied with drinks and canapes at higher price of £8/£10 (for student/non-Student tickets). "Take a look at our Facebook event for more details (_https://www.facebook.com/events/376900926013238/_) and email eri.aung15@imperial.ac.uk to reserve your tickets now!"


wossname: cropped photo of Paul Kidby's stunning Pratchett sculpt (Kidby's Pterry bust)
A four-month exhibition on the works and life of Sir Terry Pratchett opens at the Salisbury Museum this coming September:




(as tweeted by the Discworld Emporium here)

Meanwhile, Terry Pratchett: Back in Black is currently airing on BBC2 and will be available via BBC iPlayer for a 'short while' afterwards. And for those of you who don't mind spoilage of a documentary (if such a thing can even be A Thing), here be a freshly posted review by Frank Cottrell Boyce in The Guardian:

   "One of the charms of this docudrama is that it largely eschews the usual talking heads in favour of Discworld fans. Even the famous faces that do appear – Neil Gaiman, Pratchett's consigliere Rob Wilkins, the illustrator Paul Kidby – first entered Pratchett's orbit as fans. Whether it was the life-changing offer he made to collaborate with the young Gaiman on Good Omens, or the blessing to Stephen Briggs's attempts to map Ankh-Morpork, or simply Tipp-Exing over an old dedication in a secondhand copy of one of his books so he could 'unsign' it for its new owner, Pratchett showered his fans with favours like a Highland clan chief. It's a clan with its own code of honour: to 'be a bit more Terry' is to be kinder, more tolerant.

   "At first, it feels a little uncomfortable that instead of the man himself, we have the actor Paul Kaye dressed up as him. But then you notice that nearly everyone here is dressed up – as a witch, a member of the Nightwatch or some other character – and of course Pratchett himself was always dressed up as Terry Pratchett, with the iconic hat, big beard and black jackets..."

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/feb/11/terry-pratchett-docudrama-discworld-back-in-black-frank-cottrell-boyce
wossname: cropped photo of Paul Kidby's stunning Pratchett sculpt (Kidby's Pterry bust)
Terry Pratchett: Back in Black will be broadcast on BBC2 in a week! And if you want to whet your appetite for this feast, CLICK HERE TO VIEW A VERY SHORT TEASER TRAILER!

And yes, it is uncanny how well actor Paul Kaye delivers Sir Pterry's speech patterns and vocal tone :-)
wossname: (GNU Terry Pratchett)
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Newsletter of the Klatchian Foreign Legion
February 2016 (Volume 19, Issue 2, Post 1)

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WOSSNAME is a free publication offering news, reviews, and all the other stuff-that-fits pertaining to the works of Sir Terry Pratchett. Originally founded by the late, great Joe Schaumburger for members of the worldwide Klatchian Foreign Legion and its affiliates, including the North American Discworld Society and other continental groups, Wossname is now for Discworld and Pratchett fans everywhere in Roundworld.
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Editor in Chief: Annie Mac
News Editor: Vera P
Newshounds: Mogg, Sir J of Croydon Below, the Shadow, Mss C, Alison not Aliss
Staff Writers: Asti, Pitt the Elder, Evil Steven Dread, Mrs Wynn-Jones
Staff Technomancers: Jason Parlevliet, Archchancellor Neil, DJ Helpful
Book Reviews: Annie Mac, Drusilla D'Afanguin, Your Name Here
Puzzle Editor: Tiff (still out there somewhere)
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Emergency Staff: Steven D'Aprano, Jason Parlevliet
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INDEX:

01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH
02) EDITOR'S LETTER
03) THE PRATCHETT STATUE: UPDATES
04) ODDS AND SODS
05) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS
06) DISCWORLD CONVENTION NEWS
07) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS
08) IMAGES OF THE MONTH
09) CLOSE

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01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH

"He would have said something a bit sarcastic about it, and have been secretly very pleased. And then he would have discovered that you can hide something inside a statue, and confided in all his friends that in a few hundred years people would be in for a surprise."
– Neil Gaiman, commenting on the proposed Terry Pratchett statue

"Laughter can get through the keyhole while seriousness is still hammering on the door."
– Sir Terry Pratchett, in his Carnegie Medal acceptance speech for TAMAHER

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02) LETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR

A very short issue this month – and that's even with the extra day. This is due more to a lack of time than a lack of news! Fear not, there will be a fuller issue next month.

Some of you may be aware of a formal memorial to Sir Pterry that will take place in London this April. Tickets can still be applied for up through the 14th of March via the Discworld.com page (_http://discworld.com/memorial/_): "You may request a single ticket or a pair. Tickets will be chosen at random and successful applicants will be contacted as soon as possible after the ballot closes. Please note; the memorial will not be broadcast or live streamed." At this time, it's worth remembering that Pratchett and Discworld fans in the millions live far beyond the catchment area for this event -- so why don't the rest of us who can't attend the London memorial think about holding our own memorial gatherings, eh? Over to you, AusDWcon gang and Seamstresses' Guild of North America and Cabbagecon and IDWcon and and and...

Action on the Discworld plays front abounds this month, with productions cropping up in such places as Finland, Switzerland and Germany as well as the more "usual" countries. See item 5, all fifteen parts of it...

And now, on with the show!

– Annie Mac, Editor

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03) THE PRATCHETT STATUE: UPDATES

First a blue plaque in his local library, now a bronze statue in Salisbury! Paul Kidby says:

"I am delighted that Salisbury City Council has given the thumbs up to the proposal of a bronze statue of Sir Terry Pratchett for the city. Designs and plans can now progress to the next stage. I am proud to be the chosen artist to create this piece and very much look forward to sculpting Terry. I hope the end result will be an unsentimental and a happy depiction of the author, which celebrates his achievements both literary and philanthropic and brings pride to the people of Salisbury. Thanks to Emily Brand for getting the campaign up and running and to all the 9000+ (and counting) people who signed the petition calling for the sculpture to be made. If you haven’t yet signed and would like to back the project here’s the link: http://chn.ge/1Jn8iVs "

http://www.paulkidby.com/salisbury-council-backs-sir-terry-pratchett-statue/

...and proposes:

“I propose a life-sized statue of Terry to be cast in bronze using the lost wax process at a UK foundry. The sculpt I would like to create would depict the author standing in a relaxed pose wearing his iconic hat and carrying a book under his arm, the cover of which features the Discworld turtle logo and no text, or alternatively the book cover could simply say ‘Discworld’. Terry would be wearing his leather jacket and open necked button up shirt, trousers and shoes. In the top pocket of his jacket are some pens.

"I imagine the figure standing on a flat base, also of bronze, which would be enscripted with his name and the dates of his life. The final text can be as requested by his family. The central part of this base would feature a simplified rendition of the turtle logo. I think a flat base would work better than a raised plinth because it gives the piece a contemporary feel and makes it more directly accessible to visitors. People would have easy access for photos thus enabling a sense of ownership to the fans who might visit.

"There is the possibility to add some Nac Mac Feegles (Scottish-style pixies from Pratchett’s writing) to the sculpture which would add an element of humour and surprise to the piece. I think these Feegles would be best placed behind Terry’s feet so they only visible when walking to the back of the sculpture. I think they should be doing something mischievous such as prising the letters off the base and carrying them off – or similar. These small characters would bring an aspect of his Discworld creation directly into the overall piece. All in all I would hope the sculpture would be unsentimental and a happy depiction of the author that celebrates his achievements and brings pride to the people of Salisbury."

From the BBC:

"Plans for a life-sized bronze statue of Sir Terry Pratchett for Salisbury have been backed by the city council. The statue would be designed by Paul Kidby who illustrated many of the book covers for the Discworld books of Sir Terry, who lived locally. Mr Kidby said: 'It would be beneficial for Salisbury to have a permanent sculpture of Terry because he had such a big influence on popular culture.' The hope is to install the statue in the marketplace or Elizabeth Gardens. Although Salisbury City Council's services committee has backed the plans, money still needs to be raised to build it and planning consent also needs to be obtained... The campaign to build the statue is being led by Mr Kidby with the support of Sir Terry's family. 'Terry was always like, "I don't want pigeons sitting on my head",' Mr Kidby continued. 'His take on it was always off on a tangent but we hope he will be pleased if it goes ahead.' The aim is to pay for the statue through crowd-funding and sponsorship from local companies..."

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-wiltshire-35523353

From Salisbury Council itself:

"While there are a variety of tributes to Sir Terry, ranging from the Baron Statue to pub signs, this would be the first permanent, public statue of the literary figure in the whole of the UK, and as such would become a significant cultural landmark.We started a petition roughly 3 months ago to gauge public interest in the project, and have so far received over 2,600 signatures from both the UK and across the world from places such as Russia and Norway. Many of these responses included messages of overwhelming support, a large number of which suggested that such a statue would positively influence their decisions to visit Salisbury above other locations in the UK... Salisbury already has a strong art and culture reputation: an example of this is the Salisbury Art Trail in October 2015, which involved around 60 venues and over 100 local artists. A statue of Sir Terry as a local author with international appeal can only add to this reputation and encourage even further participation. The statue could also make a significant landmark in the Salisbury Heritage Trail."

http://bit.ly/1VXODUh (Editor's note: this is a .pdf file)

From The Guardian:

"Campaigners will now work out how much the statue will cost, and will then either launch a crowdfunding campaign, or look for local sponsorship. 'Once we have an official final design and location … we will move forward,' [Ms Emily] Brand said. 'It's a long-term project, but the overwhelmingly positive messages we've received from around the world show how important recognising Sir Terry's work is to the fans that adored his work.'..."

http://bit.ly/1V0W3Gg

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04) ODDS AND SODS

4.1 THE SHEPHERD'S CROWN LONGLISTED FOR CARNEGIE MEDAL

From The Guardian:

"The CILIP Carnegie, which dates back to 1936 and has been won by names from Arthur Ransome to Noel Streatfeild, was Pratchett’s first major book prize when he won it in 2002. The author, who died last year after being diagnosed in 2007 with a rare form of Alzheimer’s, won the Carnegie in 2002 with his first novel for children, The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents... Winning the prize 14 years ago, Pratchett gave a barnstorming acceptance speech in which he laid out the difference in the way he was viewed as a writer in the US and in the UK. 'Over there, where I've only recently made much of an impression, the reviews tended to be quite serious and detailed, with – as Maurice himself would have put it, "long words, like corrugated iron". Over here, while being very nice, they tended towards the "another wacky, zany book by comic author Terry Pratchett". In fact, Maurice has no wack and very little zane. It's quite a serious book. Only the scenery is funny,' said Pratchett at the time... This year, The Shepherd's Crown, which continues the adventures of Pratchett's teenage witch Tiffany Aching, is up against a host of former winners... The medals are judged by panels of expert librarians..."

http://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/feb/16/terry-pratchetts-final-novel-longlist-carnegie-medal-the-shepherds-crown

Editor's note: there are 20 books longlisted. The shortlist will be announced on the 15th of March; the winners, on the 20th of June.

4.2 REVIEW: THE SHEPHERD'S CROWN

I may have missed this one last year. It's by Amanda Craig in The Guardian, August 2015:

"Pratchett, with his sardonic inventiveness, social satire, play on language, deep feeling for landscape and love of what is best in human nature, had less critical praise than he deserved. His heroes and heroines are not royalty in disguise, but thieves, con-men, shepherds, soldiers and midwives. In his championing of the ordinary, the sensible and the slightly silly he went against the grain – and never more so than in creating Tiffany Aching. Tiffany, like her author, is patronised for all kinds of absurd reasons. She is young, and the daughter of a working-class family who joke after a hard day’s work that they are “Aching all over”. Other witches believe she can’t be a witch because she comes from the wrong kind of land, the Chalk, supposedly too weak to be magical. She has a sense of humour so dry that it passes most other characters by. As a witch, she becomes a kind of health visitor on a broomstick, helping with births, deaths, arthritis and the cutting of old men’s toenails. Yet she has defended her land and its people from its greatest enemies, and the most terrifying witch in Discworld has chosen her for an heir...

"How can our heroine step into the shoes of Granny Weatherwax? Can she follow her own path as a witch, even if it means abjuring romantic happiness with her medical student boyfriend? Older witches, such as the nauseating Mrs Earwig, sneer at her inexperience. It’s when the Queen of the Elves, ousted from Fairyland in a political coup, turns up naked and close to death on Tiffany’s doorstep that the fun really begins. Of course it is riotously funny, with the gloriously irrepressible Nac Mac Feegles having the best jokes and fights; as bright blue warriors otherwise known as the Wee Free Men they are shrunken but fearsome Scottish Nationalists; the Elves and their quarrels may well recall other politicians south of the border. The real battle, however, is between selfishness and duty. Pratchett has rarely been so direct. It’s tempting to think that in this, his last book, he felt able to drop his customary teasing through footnotes and explain what empathy is... We are so used to the way George RR Martin or Joe Abercrombie or even Ursula le Guin show us fantasy worlds riven with cruelty, that perhaps the kindliness of Discworld is more subversive than it seems. It is, in essence, a humanist’s creation in which laughter, as Nabokov said, is the best pesticide, and humour as potent as swords..."

http://bit.ly/1hMrs1T

4.3 ORANGUTAN INTERACTIVE GAMES

No, we've not yet reached the point of being able to play Clacks against our orange-haired distant cousins, but this is a start...

"Orang-utans at Melbourne Zoo are taking part in a world-first research project aimed at giving the great apes greater choice and control over how and when they interact with visitors. The research project, conducted by the University of Melbourne in collaboration with Zoos Victoria and the Microsoft Research Centre for Social Natural User Interfaces, aims to better understand the ways orang-utans interact with technology and how they make choices through specially designed games. The games incorporate the Microsoft Xbox Kinect to project onto the floor of the orang-utans' exhibit and then operate as a touch-screen, using Kinect 3D technology to sense the animals' movements when they choose to interact with the projections. Minister for Environment, Climate Change and Water, Lisa Neville and Minister for Small Business, Innovation and Trade, Philip Dalidakis, visited Melbourne Zoo to test their nous against Malu, a 12-year old Sumatran Orang-utan, in a series of basic games specifically designed to encourage Malu's problem solving ability. In a unique feature of this research project, the choice was left completely up to Malu as to if, when, and how, he wanted to interact with the Ministers...".

The page includes a short (under three minutes) video in which Dr Sally Sherwin, Sarah Webber and Dr Marcus Carter explain the concept and its implementation, and the orangutans are shown interacting with the games!

http://www.zoo.org.au/news/world-first-study-gives-orang-utans-the-choice

4.4 A POSSIBLE COMMEMORATIVE SIGN IN WINCANTON

From the Western Gazette:

"Discworld Emporium owner Bernard Pearson revealed that he thought a memorial for his friend in the town would be good for Wincanton, following the news that Salisbury city council is supporting a project to create a life-sized bronze statue of the author there. Mr Pearson suggested the new statue in Salisbury and more Pratchett related attractions in Wincanton could form fitting spots on a tour remembering the prolific storyteller. He said: 'The Salisbury statue is a brilliant idea and there certainly should be something in Wincanton. We would like to make it so that Terry's fans visit the statue in Salisbury before coming here to the Emporium and to visit the pubs where he drank. We hope a new town sign is commissioned and gets the go ahead because people already come to the town to pose under the sign for pictures – it's a bit of a tourist attraction in itself – and some new artwork could make it even more of a draw.' Mr Pearson explained that tourists posed for photographs with the town's signs because they proudly display its twinned status with fictional settlement Ankh-Morpork, which has been in place since 2002. Town council clerk, Sam Atherton, confirmed discussions were underway. She said: "The council are in talks with Bernard to design new signage for the entrance to the town. This in memory of Terry.' ..."

http://bit.ly/1Lp90cP

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05) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS

5.0 REMINDER: THE SHAKESPEARE CODEX IS COMING!

The Studio Theatre Club, "the first, ever, anywhere in the world, to dramatise the works of Sir Terry Pratchett", will present the world premiere of The Shakespeare Codex by Stephen Briggs, the world's *premier* adapter of Discworld stories for the stage. If any of you haven't been following the pre-production announcements, The Shakespeare Codex is a mashup of The Science of Discworld II: the Globe, Lords & Ladies, and A Midsummer Night's Dream (the last one wasn't written by Terry Pratchett, of course), starring Ridcully, Rincewind, Granny Weatherwax, Angua, Vetinari, that Shakespeare feller, a noted 16th-century monarch – and noted Shakespeare impersonator, the Earl of Oxford.

When: 6th to 9th April 2016
Venue: Unicorn Theatre, Medieval Abbey Buildings, Checker Walk/Thames Street, Abingdon, OXON OX14 3HZ
Time: 7.30pm evening shows; Saturday matinee time not posted
Tickets: £10 (Wed./Thu.) and £11 (Friday and Saturday matinee). The Saturday evening show is already sold out. Tickets are sold via post, but phone and email requests can be made. For full information on ordering tickets, go to:
http://www.studiotheatreclub.com/ordering-tickets

http://www.studiotheatreclub.com/whats-next
http://www.shakespearecodex.co.uk/

5.1 NEW: MORT IN BRIGHTON: A SPECIAL PTERRY TRIBUTE READING (MARCH)

The New Venture Theatre will be presenting a special tribute "performed reading" of Mort – the Stephen Briggs adaptation, directed by Dan Walker – in March: "One year after his passing, this Performed Reading is a celebration of Terry Pratchett’s life and work, and features one of his most popular and humanitarian characters: Death Himself."

When: 11th and 12th March 2016
Venue: Theatre Upstairs, New Venture Theatre, Bedford Place, Brighton, BN1 2PT
Time: 7:45pm both shows
Tickets: £6.00, available from https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/event/117203

"Please note that access to the Theatre Upstairs is only possible by 4 flights of stairs, and therefore may not be suitable for those with mobility difficulties."

http://www.newventure.org.uk/

5.2 NEW: MASKERADE IN SOUTHEND (MARCH)

Maskerade is coming to Southend in March! Director Mark Delf writes: "East Essex Players are once again climbing aboard the Great A'Tuin as they bring the late and great Terry Pratchett's tale of opera phantoms to Southend. The theatre company brought Wyrd Sisters to life in November 2014 to sold out audiences and are hoping to recreate its success again March this year. We had such a great time working on Wyrd Sisters and look forward to the same challenge with Maskerade" says East Essex Players chairman Hazel Latcham, "Due to its popularity we are even sticking in two extra performances due to how quickly it sold out!"

When: 15th - 19th March 2016
Venue: Dixon Studio, Palace Theatre, 430 London Road, Southend, Essex, SS0 9LA (phone 01702 351135)
Time: all evening shows 7.30pm. Matinees on Thursday 17th and Saturday 19th March 2.30pm
Tickets: £11.50 and £12.50. A £1.50 per ticket booking fee applies capped at six per order. To purchase online, go to http://bit.ly/1nxQ6p8 and click on the Buy button for your chosen date

http://www.eastessexplayers.co.uk/
http://www.sosac.co.uk/c/?776

5.3 REMINDER: WYRD SISTERS IN DEREHAM (MARCH)

The Dereham Theatre Company will present their performances of the Stephen Briggs adaptation of Wyrd Sisters in March!

When: 10th–12th March 2016
Venue: Dereham Memorial Hall, 62a Norwich Street, Dereham, Norfolk NR19 1AD
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: £10 (£9 concessions for those aged 18 and under or over 60). Available Tuesday through Friday 10am–4pm and Saturday 9am–3pm at The Little Gallery, 62 Norwich Street NR19 1AD; by phone 01362 690 969; and by post cheques (supported by a valid cheque card) should be made payable to "Dereham Theatre Company" and posted to the address above with a stamped self-addressed envelope if you would like the tickets sent to you. Tickets can also be booked online at http://derehamtheatre.co.uk/ "On-line booking and sales from The Little Gallery will be withdrawn on the day of each performance. On the day of a performance tickets for that performance can only be purchased from the Box Office at Dereham Memorial Hall no earlier than 30 minutes prior to the start of the performance."

For full booking details, go to http://dosoc.co.uk/bookingdetails.asp

http://dosoc.co.uk/production2.asp

5.4 NEW: MORT IN CHELMSFORD (MARCH)

After last year's triumph, Chelmsford Theatre Workshop are back with another Discworld production! Director Lynne Foster says, "I have loved to read Terry Pratchett since his first books were published – and over 20 years ago , Wyrd Sisters was one of the first plays I appeared in... After a break of a few years CTW once again put on a Terry Pratchett last year – a production of Wyrd Sisters – significantly just after Terry passed away. So – when I was thinking what to submit for 2015/6 season, I re-read Mort – and loved it – it has everything, magic, feisty young protagonists, and best of all – DEATH! I think Pratchett's plays are quite difficult to translate to the theatre, but in my opinion, Mort is the most successful. I spoke to the team who put on Wyrd Sisters who agreed to work with me on this – and the rest – as they say – is history. The whole team is looking forward to producing a fast paced, entertaining wonderful production in March."

When: 9th – 19th March 2016 (daily performances from Wednesdays to Saturdays)
Venue: The Old Court Theatre, 233 Springfield Road, Chelmsford, Essex CM2 (phone 01245 606505)
Email boxoffice@chelmsfordbc.gov.uk
Website www.ctw.org.uk
Time: 7.45pm all shows
Tickets: £10.00 (£9.00 for over-60s, Under-16s or Students). A £1.50 fee is applicable per transaction, except for cash and debit card payments made in person and by telephone (01245 606505). To purchase tickets online, go to http://purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurchase?agency=CHEM&organ_val=26146&event_val=TWAI&schedule=list, then click the Buy Tickets button for your desired date.

http://www.chelmsford.gov.uk/mort

5.5 NEW: MASKERADE IN WITHAM, ESSEX (MARCH)

Witham Dramatic Club will be present their production of Maskerade next month.

When: Wed. 16th to Sat. 19th of March 2016
Venue: Witham Public Hall, Collingwood Road, Witham, Essex, CM8 2DY
Time: 7.45 pm all shows
Tickets: £10 advance, £12 on the door (for senior citizens and U16s, £8 in advance but £10 on the door; this discount is not available for the Friday and Saturday shows), available by phone (01621 892404), by emailing Contact@WithamDramatic.co.uk, or online at http://www.withamdramatic.co.uk/boxoffice.html

http://www.withamdramatic.co.uk/production.html#inprod

5.6 NEW: GUARDS! GUARDS! IN HELSINKI (MARCH)

Thespians Anonymous, an English-speaking amateur theatre group in Finland[1], are staging the Stephen Briggs adaptation of Guards! Guards! next month. "Join us in the deep dive into the world of fantasy and comedy. Dragons, magic, many laughs and a few drunks – all that and a little bit more awaits you at our shows in the end of March!"

When: 22nd, 23rd, 24th, 26th March 2016
Venue: Gloria, Kulttuuriareena, Pieni Roobertinkatu 12
Time: 19.00 all shows
Tickets: €13 (€11 concession), available onine at https://holvi.com/shop/thespiansanonymous/ or at the door (cash only) for €14 (€12 concession). Group discounts (€10 per ticket) are available for groups of 10 people or more. "Just add 10+ tickets to your basket on HOLVI and insert discount code GUARDSGROUP. You will get the discount automatically!"

http://blog.thespiansanonymous.org/

[1] Where I quite want to be, according to the song...

5.7 NEW: LORDS AND LADIES IN HAMPSHIRE (APRIL)

The Collingwood RSC Theatre Club – the RS stands for Random Salad in this case – have been presenting various Discworld plays for over 18 year now. Now, following on from Wyrd Sisters in 2011 and Witches Abroad in 2014, they are completing the original Witches trilogy with their first production of Lords and Ladies!

When: 20th – 23rd April 2016
Venue: Millennium Hall, HMS Collingwood, Newgate Lane, Fareham, Hants PO14 1AS
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: can be booked at the box office (phone 07502 037922) or by emailing collingwoodrsc@sky.com

5.8 REMINDER: THE WEE FREE MEN IN ADELAIDE, FOURECKS (APRIL)

The Unseen Theatre gang bring on a new era of Discworld adaptations with The Wee Free Men, adapted and directed by Pamela Munt!

"In the first of a series of Discworld novels for young adults, we meet the young witch-to-be Tiffany Aching – a girl who reads the dictionary for fun – because no-one ever told her not to. With a trusty frying pan as her weapon, her grandmother's magic book (well actually its called 'Diseases of the Sheep') and the Wee Free Men by her side, Tiffany ventures into the realm of faerie land to rescue her very sticky, and not particularly likeable, baby brother. But, of course, all is not what it seems..."

When: Wed. 15th April to Sat. 30th April 2016; a Sunday 17th April matinee is to be confirmed
Venue: Bakehouse Theatre, 255 Angas St. Adelaide
Time: 7.30pm all evening shows; 2pm matinee
Tickets: Adults $22; Concession $18; Children $18; Groups (6+) $16; TREv $16; Families (2 A & 2ch.) $60. Al tickets for the Preview night (15th April) are $15. To book online, go to www.bakehousetheatre.com. Tickets can also be purchased at the door on the night, subject to availability. Box office opens 7pm.

http://bakehousetheatre.com/shows/wee-free-men

5.9 NEW: WYRD SISTERS IN READING (MAY)

Caversham Park Theatre will present their production of Wyrd Sisters in April!

"If you have never experienced the late Sir Terry Pratchett's Discworld but wonder what you might have missed... Caversham Park Theatre is proud to stage Wyrd Sisters. We hope you will dip your toe into Sir Terry’s Discworld and discover a whole new universe of thoughtful comedy."

When: 12th, 13th and 14th May 2016
Venue: Milestone Centre, Northbrook Rd, Caversham, Reading, RG4 6PF
Time: 8pm for 12th and 13th April, 7pm for 14th April
Tickets: £7.00, available by phone (01189 481 377) or online at https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/event/118288
Book online at: www.cavparktheatre.org.uk or phone 0118-948-1377

5.10 NEW: LORDS AND LADIES IN SWITZERLAND (APRIL/MAY)

The Gay Beggars theatre group of the University of Basel will present their production of Lords and Ladies, adapted by Irana Brown, in May!

When: 22nd, 23rd, 25th, 27th and 29th April; 1st, 3rd, 6th and 7th May 2016
Venue: Cellar Theatre of the English Seminar, University of Basel, Nadelberg 6
Time: 8pm all shows, except 1st May which starts at 5pm
Tickets: CHF25 (students, apprentices, AHV, IV CHF15). There is a group discount for school classes of CHF10 per student; contact reservations@gay beggars.ch for groups of 10 or more.

Tickets can be reserved by emailing reservations@gaybeggars.ch. "Reserved tickets must be picked up at the evening box office (opens one hour before the show).'

http://www.gaybeggars.ch/

5.11 NEW: WYRD SISTERS IN SOMERSET (MAY)

The Minehead Dramatic Society will stage their production of Wyrd Sisters in May.

When: 13, 14 and 15th May 2016
Venue: Regal Theatre, 10-16 The Avenue, Minehead, Somerset, TA24 5AY (phone 01643 706430)
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: Adults £8.00, Friends £7.50, ES40’s/Students £4.00. Online tickets can be purchased by logging in to http://intelligent-tickets.co.uk/index.php?th=mt&pg=selectevent&start=1&sel=11 and clicking on the date of your choice. "Please note that tickets cannot be purchased, on-line, on the same day as the performance. Please call into the box office or telephone 01643 706430 (Monday to Saturday 10.00am to 3.00pm)"

http://regaltheatre.co.uk/
http://regaltheatre.co.uk/whatson/?pno=2

5.12 NEW: MORT IN HESSE, GERMANY (MAY)

The Helden Theatre will be staging their production of Gevatter Tod (that's the Deutsche title of Mort) in May 2016!

When: Saturday 21st and Sunday 22nd May 2016
Venue: Theater Altes Hallenbad, Haagstrasse 29, 61169 Friedberg
Time: 7.30pm Saturday 21st, 3.30pm Sunday 22nd
Tickets: €10 concessions €8). To purchase online, go to http://bit.ly/1Rbt0MP and click on the Tickets button

http://heldentheater.de

5.13 REMINDER: MORT IN YORK (JULY)

We Are Theatre will be staging their production of Mort in July.

When: 21st and 22nd June 2016
Venue: Joseph Rowntree Theatre, Haxby Road, York YO31 8TA
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: £10 (£8 concessions), available from the York Theatre Royal box office (phone 01904 623568). For group bookings, contact wearetheatre@googlemail.com or ring 07521 364107

www.wearetheatre.co.uk

5.14 REMINDER: : LORDS AND LADIES IN NEWCASTLE (JULY)

The People's Theatre, "the premier amateur theatre company in the North of England", will stage their production of Lords and Ladies, adapted by Irana Brown, in July. "We're no strangers to Discworld and this funny and fast-moving adaptation of (the much-missed) Sir Terry's fourteenth novel sees the welcome return of Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg to our stage. It promises to be lots of fun, so book early to avoid disappointment!"

When: 12th to 16th July 2016
Venue: People's Theatre, Stephenson Road, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE6 5QF. Phone: (0191) 275 9875
Time: 7.30pm all shows
Tickets: £13.50 (£11 concessions). Box Office on 0191 265 5020 or email tickets.peoplestheatre@email.com. (Box Office is open weekdays 10.30am–1pm and Mon, Wed, Fri evenings 7.30–8.30pm). To book online, go to the inappropriately-named Intelligent Tickets, and be prepared to jump through a truly daft series of hoops:
http://www.intelligent-tickets.co.uk/index.php?th=pe

http://bit.ly/1lMl3Vj

5.15 REVIEW: SOUL MUSIC IN DURHAM

By James Gill, in the Durham University newspaper Palatinate:

"The night was made joyfully unique due to a few pleasurable directorial decisions from Mikey Bicaregui and Hamish Inglis, which included having Albert (Matthew Elliot-Ripley) appear on stage in character 20 minutes prior to the performance, which created a fun atmosphere as the audience trickled in. Additionally, having savvy businessman Dibbler (Fred Ridell) sell snacks during the intermission added a unique flair to the show. Laurence Stanley’s performance turned the often one-dimensional character of Death into a sombre but hilarious persona. He was a clear highlight in the play, and whether he was scaring us or moving us to laughter, there was never a dull moment. Wilf Wort was tremendously impressive as Glod, garnering consistent laughter from the audience as he illustrated his hilarious negotiation techniques, whilst also delivering his lines with a unique gusto. Adam Simpson was also remarkable in portraying Buddy’s transformation from a young outgoing lad to a reclusive rock and roll star. Elliot-Ripley was fabulous as Albert, a fitting narrator who helped to string together the loosely connected plotlines, and he was also excellent when mentoring Susan in fulfilling the duties of Death. In addition to these characters, it must be mentioned that Uday Duggal as The Dean—along with the members of the Legion—supplied great comedic support, and added immensely to the overall experience of the play... Although Soul Music was heavily hampered by Eddleston’s disconnected script, great performances from the majority of the cast and some tremendously comedic moments made this production truly enjoyable..."

http://www.palatinate.org.uk/soul-music-review-hilarious/

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06) DISCWORLD CONVENTION NEWS

CABBAGECON 4 NEWS

"On 1 and 2 July 2017 the fourth Dutch Discworld Convention Cabbagecon 4 will happen at the hotel Carlton President in Utrecht. It will be an occasion for fans of Sir Terry Pratchett from the Netherlands and abroad to meet up again and have some fun. We hope to see you too!"

Advance tickets are available:

Weekend
€60,00
Language
English
Membership of Cabbagecon 4 for the whole weekend
Price: €60,00

Saturday
€35,00
Language
English
Membership for Cabbagecon 4 on Saturday
Price: €35,00

Sunday
€35,00
Language
English
Membership of Cabbagecon 4 for Sunday
Price: €35,00

http://www.dutchdwcon.nl/

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07) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS: UPDATES AND REMINDERS

The Broken Drummers, "London's Premier Unofficially Official Discworld Group" (motto "Nil percussio est"), meets next on 30th November 1999 (-5874 days to go), according to their website, or more probably on Monday 7th March 2016 at the Monkey Puzzle, 30 Southwick Street, London, W2 1JQ. For more information, go to http://brokendrummers.org/ or email BrokenDrummers@gmail.com or nicholls.helen@yahoo.co.uk

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Canberra, Australia's Discworld fan group is Drumknott's Irregulars: "We are a newly established Terry Pratchett & Discworld social group in Canberra called Drumknott's Irregulars. The group is open to all, people from interstate and overseas are welcome, and our events will not be heavily themed. Come along to dinner for a chat and good company. We welcome people all all fandoms (and none) and we would love to see you at one of our events, even if you're just passing through. Please contact us via Facebook (_https://www.facebook.com/groups/824987924250161/_) or Google Groups (_https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/drumknotts-irregulars_) or join us at our next event."

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There is a new public Facebook meeting group, "The Gathering of the Loonies (Wincanton chapter)": "This group, by request of Jo in Bear will continue to be used for future unofficial (not run by the Emporium) fan Gatherings in Wincanton. Look here for information."

https://www.facebook.com/groups/373578522834654/

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The Pratchett Partisans are a fan group who meet monthly at either Brisbane or Indooroopilly to "eat, drink and chat about all things Pratchett. We hold events such as Discworld dinners, games afternoons, Discworld photo scavenger hunts. Our recent 'Murder In Morpork' mystery party was a great night out. With 26 people attending, we had 24 suspects, our special guest – Vetinari, and one dead mime! It was a fun night of food and murder and we are planning another Murder in December so stay tuned. We also attend opening night at Brisbane Arts Theatre's Discworld plays." The Partisans currently have about 200 members who meet at least twice a month, usually in Brisbane.

For more info about their next meetup, join up at https://www.facebook.com/groups/pratchettpartisans/ or contact Ula directly at uwilmott@yahoo.com.au

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The City of Small Gods is a group for fans in Adelaide and South Australia. For more information on their upcoming activities, go to www.cityofsmallgods.org.au

"Every few months, we have a full day's worth of board games at La Scala Cafe, 169 Unley Rd, Unley in the function room starting at 10am."

For more info, go to http://ausdwcon.org/fan-clubs/adelaide/quiz/

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The Broken Vectis Drummers meet next on Thursday 3rd March 2016 (probably) from 7.30pm at The Castle pub in Newport, Isle of Wight. For more info and any queries, contact broken_vectis_drummers@yahoo.co.uk

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The Wincanton Omnian Temperance Society (WOTS) next meets on Friday 4th March 2016 (probably) at Wincanton's famous Bear Inn from 7pm onwards. "Visitors and drop-ins are always welcome!"

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The Northern Institute of the Ankh-Morpork and District Society of Flatalists, a Pratchett fangroup, has been meeting on a regular basis since 2005 but is now looking to take in some new blood (presumably not in the non-reformed Uberwald manner). The Flatalists normally meet at The Narrowboat Pub in Victoria Street, Skipton, North Yorkshire, to discuss "all things Pratchett" as well as having quizzes and raffles. Details of future meetings are posted on the Events section of the Discworld Stamps forum:

http://www.discworldstamps.co.uk/forum/

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Sydney Drummers (formerly Drummers Downunder) meet next on Monday 7th March 2016 at 6.30pm (probably) in Sydney at 3 Wise Monkeys, 555 George Street, Sydney,2000. For more information, contact Sue (aka Granny Weatherwax): kenworthys@yahoo.co.uk

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The Treacle Mining Corporation, formerly known as Perth Drummers, meets next on Monday 7th March 2016 (probably) from 5.30pm at Carpe Cafe, 526 Murray Street, Perth, Western Australia. For details follow Perth Drummers on Twitter @Perth_Drummers or join their Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/Perth.Drummers/ – or message Alexandra Ware directly at <alexandra.ware@gmail.com>

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08) IMAGES OF THE MONTH

Just the one this time, and fingers crossed for its eventual realisation in bronze. Paul Kidby's preliminary sketch for the proposed Pratchett statue:

http://www.paulkidby.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Sculpture-Proposal-webpic-432x733_c.jpg

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09) CLOSE

That petition to name one of the newly discovered elements "octarine" ultimately gathered 50,000 signatures, after which the signature-gathering was closed. Chances are far below the fabled one in a million that this naming will happen, but we can always hope. See you next month!

– Annie Mac

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The End. If you have any questions or requests, write: wossname-owner (at) pearwood (dot) info

Copyright (c) 2016 by Klatchian Foreign Legion
wossname: (Plays)
Ooook! Productions tackle the Pratchettverse again with their unique production of Soul Music by Terry Pratchett, adapted by Imogen Eddleston!

"Come along to the world premier of Terry Pratchett's Soul Music, adapted by our very own Imogen Eddleston. It's sure to be a high energy evening of sex, drugs, and Music with Rocks in... Well, one out of three ain't bad. All proceeds raised will be split between Alzheimer's Research UK and Alzheimer's Society."

When: Thursday 18th Friday 19th and Saturday 20th February 2016
Venue: The Assembly Rooms Theatre, 40 North Bailey, DH1 3ET Durham, Durham
Time: 7.30pm all evening shows; Saturday matinee at 2.30pm
Tickets: £7.50 (£6.50 Concession, £6 DST). Group ticket deals are available, contact for more details.
Box office contact details: 07972550002 and n.s.orrell@durham.ac.uk
To book online, go to http://bit.ly/20B0Tvw

"Please be aware that any uncollected pre-booked tickets or reservations will be released if the purchaser has not collected them by the stated performance start time."
wossname: (GNU Terry Pratchett)
First a blue plaque in his local library, now a possible – probable?! – bronze statue in Salisbury!

"Although Salisbury City Council's services committee has backed the plans, money still needs to be raised to build it and planning consent also needs to be obtained... The campaign to build the statue is being led by Mr Kidby with the support of Sir Terry's family... The aim is to pay for the statue through crowd-funding and sponsorship from local companies. A[sic] initial sketch has been made by the artist, but it will take about six months to build the life-size sculpture. 'It would be Terry, life-sized standing on a granite base which will have a depiction of Discworld on it. People would hopefully be able to stand next to Terry and hopefully interact with it,' said Mr Kidby."

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-wiltshire-35523353

And here be a concept sketch from the hand of Mr Kidby himself:


wossname: (Plays)
Maskerade is coming to Southend in March!

Director Mark Delf writes:
East Essex Players are once again climbing aboard the Great A'Tuin as they bring the late and great Terry Pratchett's tale of opera phantoms to Southend. The theatre company brought Wyrd Sisters to life in November 2014 to sold out audiences and are hoping to recreate its success again March this year.

"We had such a great time working on Wyrd Sisters and look forward to the same challenge with Maskerade" says East Essex Players chairman Hazel Latcham, "Due to its popularity we are even sticking in two extra performances due to how quickly it sold out!"


When: 15th - 19th March 2016
Venue: Dixon Studio, Palace Theatre, 430 London Road, Southend, Essex, SS0 9LA (phone 01702 351135)
Time: all evening shows 7.30pm. Matinees on Thursday 17th and Saturday 19th March 2.30pm
Tickets: £11.50 and £12.50. A £1.50 per ticket booking fee applies capped at six per order. To purchase online, go to http://bit.ly/1nxQ6p8 and click on the Buy button for your chosen date

http://www.eastessexplayers.co.uk/
http://www.sosac.co.uk/c/?776
wossname: (Plays)
The Class 10 Players of Ringwood Waldorf School tell us that there will be a special school play this weekend. Yes, it's Wyrd Sisters time!

When: Friday 12th and Saturday 13th February 2016
Venue: Ringwood Waldorf School, Folly Farm Lane, Ashley, Hants BH24 2NN
Time: 7.30pm both shows
Tickets: FREE entry! But making a donation on the door is the decent thing :-)


wossname: Clacks rendering of SPEAK HIS NAME to keep Pratchett on the Overhead (Default)
Wossname
Newsletter of the Klatchian Foreign Legion
February 2015 (Volume 18, Issue 2, Post 2)

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WOSSNAME is a free publication offering news, reviews, and all the other stuff-that-fits pertaining to the works and activities of Sir Terry Pratchett. Originally founded by the late, great Joe Schaumburger for members of the worldwide Klatchian Foreign Legion and its affiliates, including the North American Discworld Society and other continental groups, Wossname is now for Discworld and Pratchett fans everywhere in Roundworld.
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Editor in Chief: Annie Mac
News Editor: Vera P
Newshounds: Mogg, Sir J of Croydon Below, the Shadow, Wolfiekins
Staff Writers: Asti, Pitt the Elder, Evil Steven Dread, Mrs Wynn-Jones
Staff Technomancers: Jason Parlevliet, Archchancellor Neil, DJ Helpful
Book Reviews: Annie Mac, Drusilla D'Afanguin, Your Name Here
Puzzle Editor: Tiff (still out there somewhere)
Bard in Residence: Weird Alice Lancrevic
Emergency Staff: Steven D'Aprano, Jason Parlevliet
World Membership Director: Steven D'Aprano (in his copious spare time)

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INDEX:

01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH
02) EDITOR'S LETTER
03) ODDS AND SODS
04) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS
05) DISCWORLD CONVENTION NEWS
06) ALZHEIMER'S NEWS
07) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS
08) IMAGES OF THE MONTH
09) CLOSE

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01) MORE QUOTES OF THE MONTH

"To dad's fans – Cherish what he gave us, every book. They are marvellous gifts of laughter, wisdom and empathy. Through them he is immortal."

– Pratchett the Younger (on Twitter), who then went on to assure us that her father definitely ate'nt dead, 24th February 2015

"Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman's wacky End-of-Days satire, tackles big, guilt-inducing issues — like religion and morality — with a fast-paced hilarity so undeniable, so straight-up campy, it'd make oddball Gorey proud."

– Caroline Goldstein on bustle.com, in an article celebrating what would have been Gorey's 90th birthday

"It wasn't really the fault of the doctors and the nurses. They healed his infection, they put food and drink beside him, almost all of them treated him with respect and genuine kindness. But they left him to himself and couldn't spend hours making sure he ate and drank. They couldn't brush his teeth and shave him and comb his hair and read poetry to him, do crosswords, play chess, talk to him, hold his hand, tell him he was safe, keep him anchored to the world he loved."

– Nicci Gerrard, Alzheimer's care activist, on the unnecessarily rapid decline of her dementia-afflicted father and the need for increased companionship and hands-on care for Alzheimer's sufferers

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02) LETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR

Bring on the Tiffany Achings, Nac Mac Feegle, and any other Discworld characters you think would be fun for your children, young siblings, nieces, nephews, grandchildren or even young neighbours to dress up as for World Book Day! 2015's World Book Day – the twentieth anniversary of this celebration – is on 5th March. We've seen some great Discworld costumes in the past, so bring it on! For info about World Book day, go to http://worldbookday.com

In the Alzheimer's News section you will find some possibly infuriating news and some hope-giving news relating to both the present and the future. Do read Nicci Gerrard's original piece (the link is at the bottom of item 6.2). It's a heartbreaking story about how her father succumbed to the disease – "I sometimes thought of him as a great city whose lights were going out one by one, but slowly, so that you hardly noticed," Gerrard says – but her loss has led to something wonderful for dementia sufferers in many places.

And now, on with the show...

– Annie Mac, Editor

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03) ODDS AND SODS

3.1 DRAGONS AT CRUMBLING CASTLE GIVEAWAY

The website Popcorn Reads has an extensive rave review of DaCC, and is also offering a free hardcover copy of the book to "one lucky reader". Entries deadline is Saturday night, 14th of March 2015, and entrants must be at least 13 years old.

For full details of how to enter the raffle, go to http://bit.ly/1ACP5Q0 and scroll down to "Giveaway Rules".


3.2 STEELEYE SPAN 2015 TOUR UPDATES

Steeleye Span continue their triumphant tour including songs from their Wintersmith album. Some upcoming dates:

Sunday 8th March
Harlequin Theatre, Warwick Quadrant, Redhill, Surrey RH1 1NN 7.30pm (01737) 276500 Tickets £22.50
To buy online: http://bit.ly/1zn9SlJ

Tuesday 10th March
Wyvern Theatre, Theatre Square, Swindon, Wiltshire SN1 1QN (01793) 524 481 Tickets £22.50 (concessions £19.00), booking fee applies. Ticket Office: 01494 512 000
To buy online: https://swindontheatres.co.uk/Online/mapSelect.asp

Wednesday 11th March
Harlow Playhouse, Playhouse Square, Harlow, Essex CM20 1LS (01279) 431945 Tickets £23.50
To buy online: http://bit.ly/1E4Lkp6

Thursday 12th March
Pavilion Theatre, Worthing Pier, Worthing, Sussex BN11 3PX (01903) 206206 Tickets £21.50, (concessions £3 off)
To buy online: http://bit.ly/1vHECT3

Saturday 14th March
Gatehouse Theatre, Eastgate Street, Stafford, ST16 2LT (01785) 619080 Tickets £‬20.00
To buy online: http://bit.ly/1JX5qVT

Sunday 15th March
Nottingham Playhouse, Wellington Circus, Nottingham, NG1 5AF (0115)919419 Tickets £23
To buy online: http://bit.ly/1E4LpcB (click on Buy Tickets button)

Monday 16th March
Stratford Arts House, 14 Rother Street, Stratford-upon-Avon, Warwickshire CV37 6LUS (01789) 207100 Tickets £21.50 (Concessions over sixty & under eighteen £19.50)
To buy online: http://bit.ly/1znhNPR

Friday 20th March
Pyramid & Parr Hall, Palmyra Square South, Warrington, Cheshire WA1 1BL (01925) 442345 Tickets £21.50
To buy online: http://bit.ly/1N0B8Aw

Saturday 21st March
HRH Prog 3 festival, Camp HRH, Pwllheli Wales (0207)097 8872 Tickets are for the entire festival and start at £490.00, which includes accommodation for two people in two bedrooms.
To buy online: https://www.hrhprog.com/tickets/

Steeleye Span will also be playing two UK festivals in May. On Friday 15th May they will headline the Shepley Spring Festival in Shepley, West Yorkshire, and on Monday 25th May they will play the Haverfordwest Folk Rock Festival.

Tickets for the Shepley festival cost £90 for the entire weekend (youth (16-17) £45, concession £80, accompanied children up under 16 free) without camping, and slightly more with camping. Entry to the showground itself is £5 to get into the showground and activities with events starting at 3pm on the 15th. For more information, and to purchase tickets, go to http://www.shepleyspringfestival.co.uk/

Tickets for the Haverfordwest festival are: 1 Day Adult Ticket (Ref: 1ADOD25) £30, 1 Day Student Ticket (Ref: 1STOD25) £25, 1 Day Child Ticket (Ref: 1CHEV25) £15. For more information, and to book, go to www.haverfordwestfolkrockfestival.co.uk/page_3221253.html


3.3 THE REAL PERDITA?

Anna-Maria Hefele is a polyphonic overtone singer. This is a kind of throat singing, but polyphonic overtone singing is as far away from the remarkable but frankly unlovely throat singing recently beloved by music industry hipsters as Agnes' vocalising was from, well, Christine's. Here be a video of Ms Hefele showing how to sing several notes at once *and* make it sound eerily beautiful:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC9Qh709gas


3.4 REVIEW: SNUFF

By Mk on Popcorn Reads:

"On the surface of all of Terry Pratchett's novels is a lot of humor and then you start to peel the layers back to the heart, which always contains important issues. You have a choice, you can only look at the surface or you can peek underneath – how far underneath you look is up to you. It’s one of the things that makes his novels so brilliant, in the U.S. and the UK sense of the word. Most people begin reading them for one reason and then continue for another. For whatever reason you read Snuff, I guarantee it will only whet your appetite for more Discworld novels. You will love this series without a doubt, unless you're a total grump, in which case you're beyond hope anyway..."

http://bit.ly/1axGrbR

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04) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS

4.1 WYRD SISTERS IN TORONTO: BACK ON THE MENU!

You may remember that the Socratic Theatre Collective was forced to postpone the opening of their much anticipated production of Wyrd Sisters last October "due to a combination of several personal emergencies among the cast". Well, they survived the change of calendar and venue and are ready to rock!

"Terry Pratchett's Wyrd Sisters is the third Pratchett play to be produced by Socratic Theatre Collective; 2013's Terry Pratchett's Monstrous Regiment and 2012 Pratchett's Mort, both at the Toronto Fringe, were enthusiastically received by audiences, and sold out most of their runs... The production is directed by Socratic Theatre Artistic Director Liz Bragg, and features returning members from previous Socratic Theatre Discworld shows: Basel Daoud (Cmdr Vimes in Monstrous Regiment and Death in Mort) as Lady Felmet and others, S. R. Kriger (William de Worde in Monstrous Regiment and King Olerve in Mort) as Granny Weatherwax, and Amanda O'Halloran (Duchess of Sto Helit in Mort) as Nanny Ogg. Socratic Theatre also welcomes new cast member Daniel Cristofori (Alumni Theatre's Adrift) as Duke Felmet and others, Micha Lake (Collective Friction's Health Class), and Madryn McCabe (Two Chips The Copy). The production is stage managed by Jennifer Jakob (troll design and construction for Monstrous Regiment)... The 2014-2015 season is the fourth produced by the company."

When: 20th–29th March 2O15
Venue: Red Sandcastle Theatre, 922 Queen Street East, Toronto, Ontario
Time: evening shows all 8pm; Sunday matinees (22nd and 29th March) 2pm
Tickets: $20 general admission/$15 students and seniors. Box office: 416 845-9411
To purchase online, go to: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/1260061

For more information, go to:

https://www.facebook.com/socratictheatre

http://www.socratictheatre.com/


4.2 REMINDER: SMALL GODS IN FOURECKS

For their next production, the wonderful and absolutely wiz(z)ardly Unseen Theatre of Adelaide will be tackling Small Gods.

* Performance Dates: May 15 to 30 (Wed. to Sat.) at 8pm
* All of the above held at: Bakehouse Theatre, 255 Angas Street, Adelaide."

For further information, email pamela@unseen.com.au or go to the website:

http://www.unseen.com.au/


4.3 REMINDER: AUDITIONS FOR WYRD SISTERS IN UPPINGHAM, RUTLAND

The Uppingham Theatre Company Wyrd Sisters will present their production of Wyrd Sisters in October (25th to 31st). But first, it's audition time for Uppingham Theatre. Director Vikki Shelton will preside over auditions and read-throughs in May.

When: 4th, 6th, 11th and 13th May 2015
Venue: Don't Paddy's, Market Place, Uppingham (upstairs front room)
Time: 7:00pm on all days

Casting will be for Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Magrat Garlick, Verence (late king of Lancre), Felmet, Lady Felmet, Vitoller, Mrs Vitoller, the Fool, Tomjon, Hwel, Sergeant, Demon, Robbers, Players, Guests, Guards, and Peasants.

Vikki writes: "If you would like to be considered but cannot make any of the above dates please e mail us, [at] info@uppinghamtheatrecompany.org.uk We also need people to help with front of house. Please remember that this is a public page if you wish to leave any contact details please do so via our email address."

Uppingham Theatre's Facebook page is now active:

www.facebook.com/pages/Uppingham-Theatre-Company/215743641793859


4.4 REMINDER: WYRD SISTERS IN EYNSFORD, KENT

The Riverside Players will be staging their comedy-centric production of Wyrd Sisters in May 2015.

When: 8th, 9th, 15th & 16th May 2015
Venue: Eynsford Village Hall, High Street, Eynsford, Kent DA4 0AA
Time: Friday 8th & 15th – 7.45pm; Saturday 9th & 16th – 3.00pm & 7.45pm
Tickets: Adult £11, Concessions £9 (under 16s, over 60s and students with NUS card), Family £35 (2 adults and 2 concessions). There is a Discount Code for buying advance tickets: 'ESME15' until 23rd April 2015

www.riversideplayers.co.uk
email: enquiries@riversideplayers.co.uk
telephone 07704279948


4.5 REVIEW: MONSTROUS REGIMENT IN DURHAM

By Isabelle Culkin, in the independent student newspaper Palatinate:

"With a cast numbering at twenty one people, this production could easily have been very amateur. However, the ensemble cast were very talented, and supported each other excellently. The direction of Imogen and Eddleston and Matthew Elliot-Ripley was clear and coherent throughout and clearly framed some of the production's most impressive performances The impressive costume, makeup and set design supported this, and proved that there was nothing novice about this production. The technical side of the production was also particularly impressive and inventive, and aided the production most particularly through its slick transitions and well-chosen lighting and sound... Ooook! Productions always does well to create a familial feel to their productions, and the sheer scale of this production shows its success is a collaborative process. The synergy of the cast and crew fuelled this production with the kind of spirit a Pratchett production truly deserves..."

http://www.palatinate.org.uk/?p=55890

Also, here be a well worth reading pre-run interview by Amy Price with the cast and crew. The page also features an image of Ooook! Productions' rather lovely poster for the play:

"The most exciting things about staging Pratchett novels have to be in the level of creativity needed to put together a successful show. Pratchett regularly uses complex symbolism in his characters and settings, as well as fantastical elements such as magic and fantasy creatures, and all of these elements combine to make a technically challenging and incredibly satisfying show. Staging Pratchett novels is far from easy, but the hard work put in by technical and creative crew allow them to be unique experiences in student theatre... Casting the show was challenging, and we decided to take the theme of gender seriously by having gender-blind auditions, casting the best people for the roles regardless of how their gender aligns to their characters. As a result there will be men playing women, women playing men, and everything in between on the stage! This way the audience will be constantly guessing which characters are actually female, keeping the air of mystery surrounding the genders of the Regiment..."

http://www.palatinate.org.uk/?p=55441


4.6 REVIEW: JOHNNY AND THE DEAD IN WINCHESTER

By Flavia Bateson in the Winchester Daily Echo:

"The Chesil Theatre was aptly transformed for Chesil Youth Theatre's presentation of Johnny and the Dead, based on Terry Pratchett's children's novel. The action of the play takes place just before Halloween, so skeletons, skulls and spiders decorated the theatre – even the mobile phone announcement had an eerie, haunted ring to it. Will Cohen played the hero Johnny Maxwell with energy and sensitivity... There are many typical Pratchett comedy one-liners in this entertaining piece which has the underlying message of little people being able to make a difference. The 22 members of the Chesil Youth Theatre, aged between eight and 16, took on their roles with enthusiasm..."

http://bit.ly/1DX7Pwj

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05) DISCWORLD CONVENTION NEWS

AUSDWCON UPDATES

An exciting announcement from PJSM Prints!

"Strewth! We're coming to Fourecks! Calling all fans of the Last Continent! PJSM Prints are delighted to be attending 'Nullus Anxietas V' – The Australian Discworld Convention! Our team will be at the Novotel Parramatta, Parramatta, Sydney NSW from April 10 -12, 2015. So come on down to Holy Wood to meet up with other Discworld fans, chat to our esteemed guests and have a great time.

"We'll be bringing all manner of goodies

"At the show you'll be able to buy a fabulous selection of our latest Discworld merchandise with everything from highest quality greetings cards, keyrings, stickers and clothing, to all manner of badges, mounts and prints. And take it all home in a Discworld tote or canvas bag! Death, Nac Mac Feegles and Nanny Ogg! We'll bring all your favourites. We look forward to welcoming you!

"From canvases to coasters!

"We'll be packing as many exclusive goodies as we possibly can, including beautiful canvases to light up a room, coasters to add some personality to your desk and our range of gorgeous bookmarks!

"Collect the whole set – marvellous miniatures

"We have a fabulous selection of high quality miniatures of all your favourite Discworld characters available on our website. A real hobbyists dream, each one is perfect in every detail and comes unpainted ready for you to assemble and paint yourselves."

http://www.pjsmprints.com/miniatures/index.html

To view this announcement on the web, go to http://bit.ly/1DBvVdj

Remember to keep an eye on the Nullus Anxietas website for updates:

http://ausdwcon.org

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06) ALZHEIMER'S NEWS

6.1 TAKING ADVANTAGE OF PTERRY... OR NOT

A summing-up of the recent eBay kerfuffle, on Metro UK:

"[An] advert on eBay has caused something of a stir after the seller was accused of taking advantage of Terry Pratchett's Alzheimer's disease. User virtualparnassus suggested that once Pratchett stops writing and dies, the monetary value of the book will double. How sensitive. After several people approached him, including Pratchett’s daughter Rhiannon[sic], he ended the auction for the item. Before removing the item from sale he said: 'Fans and collectors know that Terry is tragically affected by PCA – a rare, early onset type of Alzheimer's. When he stops writing and ends his life this book will easily sell for twice what I am asking.' He went on to talk about other health problems the 66-year-old has been suffering from and warned the price of the book could be higher than the $1,250 (£813) he wanted. 'I do not plan to lower this price. Terry Pratchett, an author I love unreservedly, will end his life when his Alzheimer's reaches a pre-decided level,' he notes. 'I do not need to sell this and the other valuable, Pratchett books I am offering. Some of these books are duplicates I own. They will only appreciate in value.' Twitter users were not happy..."

In the end, the reactions of angry fans caused virtualparnassus to withdraw the listing, along with those of several other books.

http://bit.ly/1MMKJuQ


6.2 CARING ABOUT ALZHEIMER'S

In The Observer, a report by Yvonne Roberts on a growing carers movement that began with a newspaper column:

"Major triumphs often come from small and modest first steps and a cry from the heart. In November, barely eight weeks ago, Nicci Gerrard wrote about her father, a former GP and businessman, John Gerrard. He had suffered from dementia for several years since his mid-70s, before entering hospital in February 2014, aged 86, with leg ulcers. He was admitted, the author and journalist wrote, 'strong, mobile, healthy, continent, reasonably articulate and cheerful'. Five weeks later, after an outbreak of norovirus meant his family could see him only infrequently, he emerged 'skeletal, incontinent, immobile, incoherent, lost'... The article announced the launch of a drive to allow carers to remain with a loved one on wards outside of visiting hours. 'John's Campaign', as it is called, has the slogan 'Stay with Me'. Gerrard and her friend, Julia Jones, whose mother has Alzheimer's disease, wanted not just a carer's right to remain with a relative with dementia but also large posters on the door of every hospital ward, welcoming carers and their contribution... almost half of the people with dementia who go into hospital are less well when they leave than when they were admitted. Over a quarter of hospital beds in the UK are occupied by people with dementia... At Imperial College Healthcare NHS trust the culture is changing rapidly. Staff receive dementia training; tea parties for dementia patients and nursing staff are held in public places; a weekly carers’ clinic offers a drop-in session for relatives, friends and staff...

"At the civic level, Leeds was one of the first five cities to sign up to Cameron’s dementia challenge. Twenty per cent of the population there is over 65. Mick Ward, head of commissioning for adult social services, supported by Andrew Ogilvie, executive member for adult social care, has set up a Dementia Action Alliance, as have other towns and cities. It has gathered pace in the past 12 months. 'Living well with dementia means more than signs and stickers and a memory clinic,' Ward says. 'People ought to feel safe in their own communities and to be seen as having assets and interests, not just a diagnosis.'...

"The small, magical innovations are coming faster by the week. A car hire firm has two extra addresses for registered dementia sufferers, so if the destination is forgotten there is another place of safety. A hairdresser offers a spare chair and a cup of tea, so that having dementia and a hairdo becomes a normal part of everyday service..."

http://bit.ly/179XRcl

Related links:

http://www.johnscampaign.org.uk/howyoucanhelp.html

http://bit.ly/11OBUxf (Nicci Gerard's original piece)

http://bit.ly/1tfvbsS ("Dementia need not be a death sentence", Ms Gerard's follow-up article)

http://bit.ly/1LOBzL7 (Leeds Dementia Action Alliance)


6.3 MOLECULE THAT DELAYS ONSET OF ALZHEIMER'S FOUND

"The study in mice showed that the 'housekeeping' molecule put the brakes on a runaway process in the brain that leads to the most common form of dementia. The substance works by slowing the accumulation of sticky clumps of protein in the brain, which typically appear years before symptoms such as memory loss become apparent in patients. Although the molecule tested would be difficult to convert into a drug for use in humans, the scientists said, the findings prove that the cycle that leads to Alzheimer's devastating impact on memory and personality can be interrupted. Samuel Cohen, who led the study at the University of Cambridge, said:'The big advantage is that we haven't just come up with a drug and not really understood what it is doing. We've come up with a general strategy that could work.'

"The latest study, published on Monday in the journal Nature Structural & Molecular Biology, showed that a human molecule, called Brichos, sticks to the amyloid fibrils and, by coating their exterior, stops them from accelerating the formation of more clumps. 'It doesn't stop the initial formation, but it stops it becoming a chain reaction,' said Cohen... Brichos is unlikely to be suitable as a drug because it would be absorbed by the body before having the chance to work in the brain. 'A good tactic now is to search for other molecules that have this same highly targeted effect and to see if these can be used as the starting point for developing a future therapy,' said Cohen..."

http://bit.ly/17jtPD6

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07) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS

The Broken Drummers, "London's Premier Unofficially Official Discworld Group" (motto "Nil percussio est"), meets on the first Monday of every month at the Monkey Puzzle, 30 Southwick Street, London W2 1JQ: "We welcome anyone and everyone who enjoys Sir Terry's works, or quite likes them or wants to find out more. We have had many visitors from overseas who have enjoyed themselves and made new friends. The discussions do not only concern the works of Sir Terry Pratchett but wander and meander through other genres and authors and also leaping to TV and Film production. We also find time for a quiz. The prize is superb. The chance to set the quiz the following month. If you enter via the beer garden, you will find us at the opposite end of the pub. If you have any problems, the staff can direct you."

Next meeting: Monday 2nd March 2015

The Drummers' February meet report:

"It was a cold winter's night but around nine of us made it to the Monkey Puzzle nevertheless. I arrived to find that my husband had bought a patterned bobble hat with ear flaps and plaited cords. He insists that it is a good hat.
Eunice did her first quiz. It was on Discworld love interests. I won and was faced with the problem that the prize, an R2D2 Pez dispenser complete with sweets, already belonged to me and I did not want to take it home. Since Andrew was in second place I gave the prize to Sim as she seemed to want it very badly. She declared that she would take it to work and use it to dispense treats to people who have been good. We marvelled at her Pavlovian management skills. Eunice and Sim discussed a gig they had both been to. I only tuned into that conversation when I heard Sim say that she was, 'yelling obscenities in Australian!' She also said something about it being, 'piratey, punny fun.' Andrew wore his new hat back to the station. He insisted that a hat says a lot about a person's character. Eunice looked at him appraisingly and observed that this was certainly true."

For more information, go to http://brokendrummers.org/ or email BrokenDrummers@gmail.com or nicholls.helen@yahoo.co.uk

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The Pratchett Partisans are a new fan group who meet monthly at either Brisbane or Indooroopilly to "eat, drink and chat about all things Pratchett". Forthcoming events include a discussion of "The Foode and Drinke of Discworld" on Saturday, 14th March at 2pm. For more info about their next meetup, go to www.meetup.com/Pratchett-Partisans/ or contact Ula directly at uwilmott@yahoo.com.au

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The City of Small Gods is a group for fans in Adelaide and South Australia: "We have regular monthly dinner and games nights, longer games days, plus play outings, craft-y workshops, and fun social activities throughout the year. For more info and to join our mailing list, visit http://cityofsmallgods.org.au "

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The Broken Vectis Drummers meet on the first Thursday of every month from 7.30pm at The Castle pub in Newport, Isle of Wight.

Next meeting: Thursday 5th March 2015, probably, but do email to check.

All new members and curious passersby are very welcome! For more info and any queries, contact broken_vectis_drummers@yahoo.co.uk

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The Wincanton Omnian Temperance Society (WOTS) meets on the first Friday of every month at Wincanton's famous Bear Inn from 7pm onwards. "Visitors and drop-ins are always welcome!"

Next meeting: Friday 6th March 2015 (probably).

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The Northern Institute of the Ankh-Morpork and District Society of Flatalists, a Pratchett fangroup, has been meeting on a regular basis since 2005 but is now looking to take in some new blood (presumably not in the non-reformed Uberwald manner). The Flatalists normally meet at The Narrowboat Pub in Victoria Street, Skipton, North Yorkshire, to discuss "all things Pratchett" as well as having quizzes and raffles.

Details of future meetings are posted on the Events section of the Discworld Stamps forum:

http://www.discworldstamps.co.uk/forum/

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Sydney Drummers (formerly Drummers Downunder) meet on the first Monday of every month in Sydney at 3 Wise Monkeys, 555 George Street, Sydney,2000.

Next meeting: Monday 2nd March 2015 at 6.30pm (probably). For more information, contact Sue (aka Granny Weatherwax): kenworthys@yahoo.co.uk

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The Treacle Mining Corporation, formerly known as Perth Drummers, meet on the first Monday of the month (subject to holidays) at the child-friendly Carpe Cafe, 526 Murray Street, Perth, Western Australia.

Next meeting: from 5.30pm on Monday 2nd March 2015 (probably).

For details follow Perth Drummers on Twitter @Perth_Drummers and Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/Perth.Drummers/ – otherwise message Alexandra Ware directly at <alexandra.ware@gmail.com>

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Western Drummers, also based in Sydney, meet at The Rowers, Nepean Rowing Club, Bruce Neal Drive, Penrith at 6.30-7.30pm for food, 7.30pm for games, quizzes and chat: "If you have never been, please come on down. You would be very welcome. We eat, have a drink, talk Discworld and play board games. Starts kind of 6 – 6.30ish and finishes kind of 9pm ish."

Next meeting: as there was a meeting on Tuesday, 17th February, the next will probably be in mid-March. For more information, contact Nanny Ogg – lewis_oz@bigpond.com – or visit their Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/westerndrummers

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08) IMAGES OF THE MONTH

How to illustrate a Discworld quote, by E Orange and Kim White:
http://bit.ly/1DuXoxa

Here be a photo of a "Cantiniere", taken by Roger Fenton in 1855. It puts me in mind of the sort of uniform Polly Perks might well approve of:
http://bit.ly/182sH7c

...and finally, a beautiful casual portrait photo of Sir Pterry, which accompanied the article about the eBay kerfuffle (item 6.1):
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/terry-pratchett.jpg

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09) CLOSE

And that's the lot for now. Wossname wishes all the relevant Roundworld "Agatean" cultures a very happy Year of the Goat (also known as Year of the Sheep, possibly more appropriate in a certain young witch's steading). We'll see you next month!

– Annie Mac

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The End. If you have any questions or requests, write: wossname-owner (at) pearwood (dot) info

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Newsletter of the Klatchian Foreign Legion
February 2015 (Volume 18, Issue 2, Post 1)

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WOSSNAME is a free publication offering news, reviews, and all the other stuff-that-fits pertaining to the works and activities of Sir Terry Pratchett. Originally founded by the late, great Joe Schaumburger for members of the worldwide Klatchian Foreign Legion and its affiliates, including the North American Discworld Society and other continental groups, Wossname is now for Discworld and Pratchett fans everywhere in Roundworld.
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Editor in Chief: Annie Mac
News Editor: Vera P
Newshounds: Mogg, Sir J of Croydon Below, the Shadow, Wolfiekins
Staff Writers: Asti, Pitt the Elder, Evil Steven Dread, Mrs Wynn-Jones
Staff Technomancers: Jason Parlevliet, Archchancellor Neil, DJ Helpful
Book Reviews: Annie Mac, Drusilla D'Afanguin, Your Name Here
Puzzle Editor: Tiff (still out there somewhere)
Bard in Residence: Weird Alice Lancrevic
Emergency Staff: Steven D'Aprano, Jason Parlevliet
World Membership Director: Steven D'Aprano (in his copious spare time)


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INDEX:

01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH
02) EDITOR'S LETTER
03) ODDS AND SODS
04) REVIEWS: DRAGONS AT CRUMBLING CASTLE
05) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS
06) DISCWORLD ARTS AND CRAFTS NEWS
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01) QUOTES OF THE MONTH

"Pratchett fans of America, you rock my (Disc)world: @terryandrob's DRAGONS AT CRUMBLING CASTLE is a New York Times Bestseller!"

– Super-editor and inadvertent Wossname reporter Anne Hoppe, on Twitter

"For decades, dementia in all its forms was the great unspoken. But thanks to people like author Terry Pratchett, who has been very open with his personal experiences of the condition, people are far more willing to talk openly about it."

– Dominique Kent of The Live-In Homecare Information Hub

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02) LETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR

And here I thought I was getting some time off for the first half of this month! Oh well, some news – particularly about auditions for Unseen Theatre's newest Discworld production (item 5.1) – won't wait.

A few items to start...

This being St Valentine's week, Mrs Palm aka the Discworld Emporium is offering some very "reasonably priced" specials for one's loved one(s)! To see the offers and lovely illustrations, click on this link – http://bit.ly/1CjZcbJ – or proceed at the speed of love to item 6.

Last week National Libraries Day was celebrated across the UK. Ciara Eastell, head of libraries, culture and heritage for Devon county council and president of the Society of Chief Librarians, spills the beans – or perhaps, bananananas – on what it takes to become a Head Librarian. Oook!

http://bit.ly/1C9Ruks

A very important reminder: the Good Omens radio play has now been released on CD! The four-disc set includes the full six episodes as broadcast in December 2014, but with some extensions – shades of the Middle earth films! – and an additional 30 minutes of outtakes, i.e. an audio gag reel. The Good Omens CD set is available from the BBC Shop, many good booksellers, and that enormous evil internet commerce site that your Editor refuses to endorse...

...and finally, here's a photograph of London at night, taken by astronaut Sam Cristoforetti on the International Space Station. It clearly shows that Crowley *did* cause that sigil of evil to be created! Muhahahaha...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9EcZJiCQAIERiG.jpg:large

On with the show – even if it's a short one!

– Annie Mac, Editor

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03) ODDS AND SODS

3.1 AN AWARD FOR NEIL GAIMAN

Neil Gaiman has received an Outstanding Contribution Award at this year's BBC Audio Drama Awards, for his work on the radio adaptations of Neverwhere and Good Omens. Accepting his award from presenter Lenny Henry, Gaiman said:

"I'm absolutely honoured, overwhelmed, thrilled by the award, it's a wonderful, wonderful thing. I've loved radio since I was a small child. You can do amazing things inside someone's head with radio and radio drama. Geniuses like Douglas Adams have paved the way before us. I'm thrilled I get to turn some of my stories into radio dramas. I don't remember a time that I didn't care about radio drama. From Under Milk Wood to Unman Wittering and Zigo, from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy to Hancock's Half Hour, radio drama can become part of the fabric of one's life, exercising the imagination, making the listener into a collaborator with the actors and the writer and the director. It's faster and more fun and cheaper to make than a feature film, and sometimes a hundred times more effective..."

http://bit.ly/1FEFNmP


3.2 A LETTER TO CHERISH

UK fantasy author David Stone aka David Grimstone tells of the brief but life-changing reply he received after writing a letter to *The* Author over twenty years ago:

"It was 1993, I was fifteen years old and I’d been submitting around two hundred different manuscripts of varying length to publishers since first beginning to create stories after my twelfth birthday. After standard rejections, complicated rejections, rejections suggesting I change narratives and start on different sorts of fiction, polite suggestions that I choose to do something different with my life and even one or two strong hints that I should never have picked up a pen in the first place, I decided to write to my literary hero and tell him that I was giving up on my novel because – as I said – there was ‘no market for comic fantasy’... it could be argued [Pratchett's reply] forged an entire career for me. I haven’t been out of work since I signed that first deal in 2002, and I’ve written more than twenty-five books for children, teenagers and adults. Some of them have done quite well..."

Stone has framed the reply. To read see it, and read his whole post, go to

https://blokecalleddave.wordpress.com/2015/02/10/terrypratchett/


3.3 STEELEYE SPAN TOUR UPDATES

Steeleye Span continue their tour. This weekend they will be playing at in Barrow-in-Furness.

When: Sunday 15th February 15
Venue: The Forum, Barrow-in-Furness, Cumbria
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £19.50 (concessions £17.50)

http://www.theforumbarrow.co.uk/

Another performance takes place in Harlow, Essex, next month.

When: Wednesday, 11th March
Venue: Harlow Playhouse, Playhouse Square, Harlow, Essex CM20 1LS
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £23.50. To book, call the box office on (01279) 431945 or visit www.playhouseharlow.com

For more information, news and tour info, go to:

www.steeleyespan.org.uk

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04) REVIEWS: DRAGONS AT CRUMBLING CASTLE

By Tasha Robinson for NPR:

"They're airy, energetic and goofy, starting with the title story, which has King Arthur getting the news of the day from a series of town criers who collectively serve as a newspaper, right down to a sports-page crier, a pompous editorial crier, and a comics-page crier who draws pictures and travels with a jester. When the news crier informs Arthur about dragons invading a local castle, he sends the only available knight, a small boy who accumulates a group of similar misfits on his travels, then learns dragons aren't so bad. These kinds of wandering, unpredictable journeys that end in amiable places are common in Crumbling Castle, whether it's the infinitesimal dueling rulers on a well-populated Horton Hears a Who-style dust speck exploring a neighbor speck, or a pet tortoise taking a slow stroll out of his comfortable garden and down to the local pond.

"Dragons at Crumbling Castle includes pictures drawn in the style of celebrated children's book artist Quentin Blake, and evoking Blake's many illustrations for another celebrated British author: Roald Dahl. There's a suggestion here that publisher Clarion Books is trying to associate Crumbling Castle with Dahl books like Matilda and The Witches. Pratchett's early stories lack Dahl's gleeful sense of the macabre, but the comparison otherwise isn't far off. Both authors are fantasists with a wry British sense of humor and a talent for taking stories in unexpected directions. Both are humanists, with a dim eye toward people's most selfish and self-gratifying natures but confidence in the power of good will and determination. And both approach young readers without sentiment or condescension..."

http://n.pr/1Fuqtt4

Kirkus Reviews:

"The author admits to some minor editorial massaging, but these and all the rest feature characters heroic or hiss-worthy, pranks and battles aplenty, sly twists on familiar tropes and his trademark mix of silly humor and acute moral commentary. In the title tale, a lad makes peace between a town and a family of displaced dragons, and in another, rival rulers even smaller than Carpet People squabble over a newly discovered dust speck... All the stories come with sheaves of new illustrations depicting wide-eyed caricatures in comically stagey poses, drawn Quentin Blake-style in quick, sketchy pen strokes against swabs of monochrome wash. Juvenilia from a genius..."

www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews/terry-pratchett/dragons-at-crumbling-castle/

School Library Journal:

"The oddness of the stories makes them funny and unique. Many feature British terminology, which might confuse younger readers but adds to the flavor of the book. General themes include good overcoming evil, cheaters never prospering, and courage defeating danger... Middle grade readers who enjoy Pratchett's other works or Dahl's tales are bound to enjoy this one."

The Booklist:

"It's a pleasure to read Pratchett's reflections in his introduction and to see his signature warmth, wit, and intelligence light up these simple stories. Appearing throughout the book, Beech's amusing ink-and-wash drawings perfectly capture the magic of the tales reminiscent of Quentin Blake's illustrations."

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05) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS

5.1 SMALL GODS IN FOURECKS: AUDITION TIME!

For their next production, the wonderful and absolutely wiz(z)ardly Unseen Theatre of Adelaide will be tackling Small Gods. Director Pamela Munt says:

"Pratchett's usual gently hilarious mirror-imaging of our world concentrates on quite a specific subject this time. The main target of his perceptive, satirical wit in Small Gods is religion and intolerance. Nevertheless it is still epic storytelling (with one foot of silliness stuck in the door), a comedic character piece, an awfully big adventure, and as always, it examines the never ending conflict between good and evil.

"* Information Night (this is when you can find out all about us and the play without having to put yourself in the spotlight) – Sunday 14th Feb at 2pm.
* Auditions: Sunday 22nd Feb at 4pm.
* Rehearsals: Start on Sun. 15th March and run on Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday evenings each week for 10 weeks.
* Performance Dates: May 15 to 30 (Wed. to Sat.) at 8pm
* All of the above held at: Bakehouse Theatre, 255 Angas Street, Adelaide."

To subscribe to the Small Gods audition list, go to http://bit.ly/19dfBW2

To subscribe to the Unseen Theatre mailing list, go to http://bit.ly/17pgOsB

For further information, email pamela@unseen.com.au or go to the website:

http://www.unseen.com.au/


5.2 WYRD SISTERS IN UPPINGHAM, RUTLAND

The Uppingham Theatre Company Wyrd Sisters will present their production of Wyrd Sisters in October (25th to 31st). But first, it's audition time for Uppingham Theatre. Director Vikki Shelton will preside over auditions and read-throughs in May.

When: 4th, 6th, 11th and 13th May 2015
Venue: Don't Paddy's, Market Place, Uppingham (upstairs front room)
Time: 7:00pm on all days

Casting will be for Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, Magrat Garlick, Verence (late king of Lancre), Felmet, Lady Felmet, Vitoller, Mrs Vitoller, the Fool, Tomjon, Hwel, Sergeant, Demon, Robbers, Players, Guests, Guards, and Peasants.

Vikki writes:

"If you would like to be considered but cannot make any of the above dates please e mail us, [at] info@uppinghamtheatrecompany.org.uk

"We also need people to help with front of house. Please remember that this is a public page if you wish to leave any contact details please do so via our email address."

Uppingham Theatre's Facebook page is now active:

www.facebook.com/pages/Uppingham-Theatre-Company/215743641793859


5.3 WYRD SISTERS IN EYNSFORD, KENT

The Riverside Players will be staging their comedy-centric production of Wyrd Sisters in May 2015.

When: 8th, 9th, 15th & 16th May 2015
Venue: Eynsford Village Hall, High Street, Eynsford, Kent DA4 0AA
Time: Friday 8th & 15th – 7.45pm; Saturday 9th & 16th – 3.00pm & 7.45pm
Tickets: Adult £11, Concessions £9 (under 16s, over 60s and students with NUS card), Family £35 (2 adults and 2 concessions). There is a Discount Code for buying advance tickets: 'ESME15' until 23rd April 2015

www.riversideplayers.co.uk
email: enquiries@riversideplayers.co.uk
telephone 07704279948

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06) DISCWORLD ARTS AND CRAFTS NEWS

It's the Discworld Emporium versus Valentine's Day, and everyone wins!

"We love our dear customers, so for one weekend only as a Valentines gift from us, we're giving you 10% off specially selected items from our range. Simply enter the code ROSIE at checkout to apply the discount - offer begins midnight on Friday 13th and ends midnight Sunday 15th February. VIEW THE COLLECTION!"

www.discworldemporium.com/ValentineGifts

"Back in stock... yay! Ankh-Morpork, city of one thousand surprises – now in a thousand puzzling pieces! See the city unfold before your very eyes, but only if they can take the strain! Featuring artwork from The Compleat Ankh-Morpork, this fiendishly difficult Discworld puzzle is a must for any jigsaw collector and Pratchett fan. 'Compleated' puzzle measures 66 x 50cm, made in the UK Health warning; side effects may include head scratching, wall climbing and mild bouts of lunacy – but the view is worth it!"

The Compleat Ankh-Morpork 1,000 piece jigsaw is priced at £17.50. For more info, and to order:

www.discworldemporium.com/Ankh-Morpork%20Jigsaw%20Puzzle

"Introducing the Definitive Discworld Stamps for the Year of the Spinning Mouse – six iconic issues from the Ankh-Morpork Post Office as designed by Moist Von Lipwig himself. These splendid stamps make their debut in the first Little Brown Envelope of 2015, and in an exclusive souvenir Stamp Set from the Ankh-Morpork Post Office. Our Definitive Stamp Set from the Ankh-Morpork Post Office is the ideal souvenir for any Going Postal fan! Contains all six new Definitive designs, printed by Teemer and Spools in Ankh-Morpork. The Definitive LBE contains at least three new stamps, along with an assortment of current Discworld Stamps, and a generous scattering of rarities – including the coveted $5 River Gate Blue Triangle and Dead letter labels."

The 2015 LBE is priced at £5.00. For more info, and to order:

http://bit.ly/1Ciskxs

The AMPO Definitives Souvenir Stamp Set is priced at £4.00. For more info, and to order:

http://bit.ly/1vldBPW

"WATCH THIS SPACE! SINGLE STAMPS AND WHOLE SHEETS COMING VERY SOON!"

And the return of a favourite:

"Death's Cloak Pin, as also worn by Susan and Mort of course, is back! For cosplay or general wear, our ever-popular Infinite Omega accessory is a faithful replica in antiqued pewter."

The Death's Cloak Pin is priced at £10.00. For more info, and to order:

http://bit.ly/1vleZlt

To write to the Discworld Emporium by land mail:

Discworld Emporium
The Discworld Emporium
41 High Street
Wincanton, Somerset BA9 9JU
United Kingdom

http://bit.ly/1DVFByu

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07) CLOSE

And that's the lot for the moment. I hope all the various apes of Roundworld had an excellently evolved Darwin Day. See you later this month!

– Annie Mac

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February 2014 (Volume 17, Issue 2, post 2)
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INDEX:

01) EDITOR'S LETTER
02) ODDS AND SODS
03) RAISING STEAM REVIEWS
04) PTERRY AND ALZHEIMER'S NEWS
05) ROUNDWORLD TALES: TREACLE MINING
06) DISCWORLD ARTS AND CRAFTS NEWS
07) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS
08) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS
09) MORE IMAGES OF THE MONTH
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01) LETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR

So here we are, several weeks later, and I have to report that my health issues are still impacting on my ability to do my best on WOSSNAME work (or anything else, for that matter). I can tell you this: if anyone ever offers you a free sample of a charming dysfunction called Type 2 Trigeminal Neuralgia, just say no. Very loudly. Trust me on this. Persistent, brain-eating facial pain does what it says on the tin, namely eats one's mental processing and concentration abilities, and among other things causes one to not be able to write coherent reviews, and to move the town of Accrington from Lancashire to Cheshire, as I did in the previous issue (and I have less excuse than many, being well familiar with said town; many thanks to WOSSNAME's Director of Trains, Brian Dominic, for quietly pointing that out to me). However, today has been the first comparatively world-of-pain-free day I've had in weeks, so hopefully there are no similarly egregious mistakes below...

Now then. First off, some title news: the third book in The Long Earth series will be called The Long Mars! Release date will be 19th June 2014. To pre-order from Amazon: http://amzn.to/1jxuSkt

Remember, Sir Pterry will be the special guest at Eastercon 65 from 18th – 21st April 2014 at the Crown Plaza Hotel, Glasgow: http://satellite4.org.uk/

By the way, that turtle-shaped roundabout praised by Pterry and featured in the first issue this month is in Bundaberg, Queensland, Fourecks: http://tinyurl.com/mr3w6b7

– Annie Mac, Editor

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02) ODDS AND SODS

...and some of these are very odd indeed...

2.1 ANOTHER MOIST VON LIPWIG – CLOSER TO HOME

Fund manager Benjamin Wilson has now been jailed for seven years. His crime? He "used author Terry Pratchett's signature to dupe friends and colleagues out of £22million and spent it on lavish life of racehorses, sports cars and Vegas gambling trips". No, really:

"Benjamin Wilson, 35, used the money of 'several hundred' investors - including close friends and colleagues - to fund his 'lavish lifestyle', Southwark Crown Court heard. Wilson, who was today jailed for seven years, used the cash to pay for a multimillion-pound home as well as buying racehorses, a luxury sports car and gambling in Las Vegas.
He doctored business statements to hide his fraudulent activity, using Google Images to copy the signature of author Terry Pratchett to sign off audit reports, the court heard. He pleaded guilty in December 2013 to two counts of forgery and one of fraud, having previously admitted a charge of operating a collective investment scheme without authorisation. Sentencing Wilson to seven years, Judge Michael Grieve said Wilson had carried out an 'utterly shameless confidence fraud' targeting victims who invested money 'they could ill afford to lose'. He had used the cash to fund a lifestyle of 'untold lavishness and luxury', the judge said. 'You were the sole architect of the fraud from start to finish,' he said. 'There may well be some element of living in a world of make believe. At the same time it was a cruel and very sophisticated fraud with only one beneficiary - that was yourself.'..."

http://tinyurl.com/mphg2wq

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2.2 AND ANOTHER PRATCHETT OF INTEREST...?

In the Toronto Star, news of a new fantasy author by the name of Pratchett:

"It may be fortunate that Vincent Pratchett knows his way around a fire hose. His career as an author is liable to get red hot in 2014. A veteran of 23 years with Toronto Fire Services, Pratchett's first novel, The Raven's Warrior, was selected as one of the works to be given out on World Book Night in April... Already a winner of the 2013 USA Best Book Award for visionary fiction — handed out by USA Book News — the novel is set in 10th-century China. Its protagonist, a Celtic warrior, is taken in battle by Vikings and dragged and sold across Europe and Asia until he ends up a slave to a Taoist priest and his daughter in the Middle Kingdom. Under his masters' Eastern tutelage, the Celtic slave becomes a king in a story Pratchett describes as a kind of Arthurian legend... Pratchett — who works out of Station 135 in Forest Hill — is as surprised as anyone at his book's award recognition. Indeed, he's still shocked that he's a professional author at all..."

http://tinyurl.com/jw2yx6o

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2.3 ERIC AS INSPIRATION

A good many people consider Eric to be the lest of all Discworld works, but for fantasy author David L. Stone aka David Grimstone, reading Eric was a literal (and literary) life-changer – and only because he was a pound short for the book he had intended to buy!

"I'd almost given up completely when I found Eric. The book, showing a wizard shooting through the air with a boy dragging on the flying chest beneath him, was tiny….and I mean tiny. It was also £2.99. I resigned myself to buying an actual book, took it home and – rather miserably – started reading it just after lunch. By dinnertime that day I was absolutely in love with Terry Pratchett. He spoke so directly to my imagination that it genuinely seemed like he had tailored the book entirely for me. In the weeks that followed, I bought and read every Discworld novel from the back catalogue, and devoured them all at the weekends. This reached fever pitch when I actually started faking illness so that I could stay off school and read them...."

This blog essay is well worth a read. And I shall have to go back to our copy of Knights of Madness and see if Mr Grimstone is worth reading, too, since it contains one of his stories...

http://blokecalleddave.co.uk/?p=538

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2.4 APPEAL FOR A THOUSANDE ELEPHANTS!!!!

From Maggie Wilde, on behalf of the 2014 Wincanton Spring Fling:

"COME ON FOLKS, ANYONE COMING TO SPRING FLING AT WINCANTON 3RD/4TH MAY THE THEME IS "MOVING PICTURES" SO WE NEED 1000 ELEPHANTS!! PLEASE BRING AS MANY AS YOU CAN. They can be sketches, stuffed toys, knitted or sewn, old toys from charity shops, figurines, cakes, biscuits, chocolate, soap. In fact I'll give a prize to the 'most unusual form of elephant' and to the person who brings the most elephants. They can be loaned for the count up then retrieved or left to be sold on the 'Fifth Elephant stall', proceeds to the charity. Anyone who can't come but wishes to contribute please send your elephants to the Discworld Emporium, 41 The High Street Wincanton Somerset BA9 9JU with a covering letter. thank you. We can't send any back but they will be included on the stall. Any leftovers will go to local charity shops. PS nothing alive or dead or life size, thanks!"

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03) REVIEWS: RAISING STEAM

By Mark Vaughan-Jackson, in Canadian newspaper The Telegram:

"When he was diagnosed with Alzheimer's a few years ago (2007, to be exact), I had a moment of mourning and feared that was it, that I'd never have a new Discworld tale — or at least only a few more. Since then, he's proved me and the rest of the world wrong. In fact, from our end as readers eagerly anticipating the next book, it seems the only change is Pratchett now uses voice technology instead of a keyboard... Either way, I for one am delighted that Sir Terry continues to put out new works — Discworld or otherwise... Lipwig has become Pratchett's latest in a long line of central characters who, for a book or two, become the focus before the author shifts back to a different part of the Discworld and a different protagonist. This has been part of Pratchett's secret of longevity. I've said it before: most big sci-fi or fantasy series choke on their own success after five or 10 books. Discworld hasn't — not after five, not after 10 or 20 or 30 or even now after 40. Just when you wonder whether yet another storyline featuring Granny Weatherwax will work, he changes tack and hits you with a Commander Vimes story, or a tale from one of the other countries clinging to the surface of the Disc, on top of the four elephants atop the Great A'Tuin, the giant pace turtle. These changeups keep things fresh, allowing Pratchett to keep on revisiting the creative well that he found way back in Book 1... As ever, Pratchett throws in a couple of curveball sub-plots, too. This time it's the continued inner unrest in the Dwarven realm, as Low King Rhys Rhyson struggles to maintain the new peace with Trolls and Humans while dealing with the unrest of the dwarvish religious fundamentalist, the Grags. Again, as ever, Pratchett has a deft hand as he casts a gently satirical eye over everything from dwarven gender discrimination to goblin emancipation. All in all, classic Pratchett that was great fun to read..."

http://tinyurl.com/nevzcrf

By Elli Christie, Books Editor, in Exepose, the University of Exeter's student newspaper:

"Despite, understandably, reducing his public appearances since being diagnosed with Alzheimer's, Pratchett still publishes a book a year and the Discworld remains as dynamic and refreshing in Raising Steam as it was when The Colour of Magic was published in 1983. Following on from the events in Snuff which saw goblins acknowledged as part of society and previous beliefs challenged, Raising Steam explores what the further implications of this emancipation are on Ankh-Morpork and the Discworld... Whilst this all sounds fantastical, Raising Steam constantly remains surprisingly relevant to not only our world but current day events. There is a thoughtful and subtle exploration of what might cause terrorism and how it can quickly engulf a community through fear and ignorance when certain dwarfs are able to destroy train stations and kill despite being a minority. Moist von Lipwig is also aware that positive media representation is essential for the railway that is so dependent on the goodwill of its customers and Pratchett demonstrates this with an insight into the commercial thinking that is behind his zany schemes..."

http://tinyurl.com/lcdaxb9

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04) PTERRY AND ALZHEIMER'S NEWS

SIR PTERRY RECOMMENDS: A BOOK ON ASSISTED DYING

"Sir Terry Pratchett provides foreword to locally-written book on dying with dignity... Lesley Close, of Stanley Hill, Amersham, had to make the decision. She chose to accompany her brother to an appointment with Dignitas, the Swiss organisation which offers to help people commit suicide. Her book, Assisted Dying – Who Makes the Final Decision? came out on Wednesday last week, and includes a case study of her experience... It is co-edited by Jo Cartwright, campaigns and press manager for Dignity in Dying... The book focuses on case studies of families who support assisted dying for different reasons, and hopes to raise awareness of the issue. Ms Close's brother, John Close, was diagnosed with motor neurone disease in 2001, and in 2003 he made the decision to go to Zurich to end his own life with Dignitas..."

Here is the foreword to the book, as reprinted in Get Bucks:

"I don't fear death, but, like many other people, I do fear dying badly. This book explores assisted dying by looking boldly at the historical, medical, legal, philosophical and ethical aspects at the heart of the matter. It punctuates these with the stories of real people's deaths, of real suffering and the ght[sic] that has been inspired in the people living with memories of those deaths. Some of the people in this book, much like Peter Smedley who invited me to witness his assisted death at Dignitas, died too soon to ensure that they could die well. In years to come people will look back, aghast, at a time – this time – when people were forced to choose between living on and dying well. This book will undoubtedly move the debate forward and help us get to the stage when the choice to die as we wish is one that we can make at home, surrounded by the things and people that have made our lives what they are. That's a time to look forward to, when the fear of dying badly will have been consigned to history books.

Sir Terry Pratchett, October 2013"

http://tinyurl.com/mxzhmys

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05) ROUNDWORLD TALES: TREACLE MINING

From Wikipedia:

"The topic has been a joke in British humour since the mid 19th century. One possible origin of the joke is from 1853 when 8,000 British Army soldiers were camped on Chobham Common. The camp included storehouses containing barrels. When the soldiers left for the Crimean War and the site was dismantled, they buried barrels to avoid having to remove them. Some of the barrels contained treacle and Cobham villagers who discovered and removed them were called "treacle miners" as a joke. Local folklore about treacle mining was extended back into history back to Roman Britain. Another explanation is that 'treacle' meant 'a medicine', derived from the appearance of the Greek derivative 'theriacal' meaning medicinal (Gk theriake = a curative or antidote), so the various healing wells around Britain were called 'treacle wells'. Treacle later came to mean a sticky syrup after the popularity of a honey-based drug called "Venice treacle", and the continued use of the old form in the treacle wells led to the joke...

"The village of Sabden in Lancashire cultivated a considerable body of folklore about local treacle mining in the 1930s. The local newspaper helped foster the myth, publishing numerous stories about the fictional mines.
The paper mills around Maidstone in Kent were known as 'The Tovil Treacle Mines' by locals, after the area where one of the mills owned by Albert E. Reed was situated. The company helped the myth with a float in Maidstone carnival with a 'treacle mine' theme... Tudeley and Frittenden in Kent are also said to have had treacle mines. A tank wagon on the Kent and East Sussex Railway was painted in fictional 'Frittenden Treacle Mines' livery in 2009... Treacle mines have also been claimed in Wem (Shropshire), Talskiddy, Bisham, Nuneaton, Chobham, Tongham, Tadley, Skidby, Ditchford, Crick. Dunchideock and many other locations across Somerset and Devon..."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treacle_mining


And a more "myffic" tale from treacleminer.com, which also features quotes from Discworld books and from Discworld (and Roundworld!) folklorist Jacqueline Simpson:

"Many claim to know that there were Treacle Mines in Buxted, but few know the full story. They will tell you that the treacle mines of Buxted were sited next to the lighthouse near the harbour. They will not tell you that, in the 17th century, barges came up he river Uck and berthed on the quay-side, where treacle rock was loaded and transported to the coast; where it was taken by oxen driven wagons to larger towns, where the treacle was used to make treacle floss, treacle tarts, treacle toffee and surprisingly limpet mines... The lighthouse was a focal point of the old village of Bukktsted. The treacle miners operating in the area used the lighthouse as a lookout-post (camera obscura); as a bank for treacle nuggets; the storage for the miners' candles and products produced and as a meeting point for the village Morris Men... The treacle seams followed the ley lines stretching from old Buxted through Etchingwood beyond the Spotted Cow Ale House, along the Hadlow Down ridge and beyond to Hadlow Down, Jarvis Brook, Steel Cross and the Boar's Head..."

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06) DISCWORLD ARTS AND CRAFTS NEWS

6.1 A MESSAGE FROM THE CUNNING ARTIFICER

"Dear Emporium Followers,

"The ants are on strike, the FTB (Fluffy Teddy Bear) is missing and the mouse it without its cheddar. We therefore regrettably announce that our website is currently off-line and 'normal' service has been somewhat disrupted.

"We are working hard to to fix the problem, but until the site is back up and running we will not be able to send or receive emails via our usual business email address: reb@discworldemporium.com. We are very very sorry, from the bottom of our little hearts for any inconvenience and concern this may cause. Please rest assured that our 'real' shop hasn't vanished, so if you have any worries about your current/pending orders you are welcome to phone us on 01963824686, or use our temporary email discworldemporium@gmail.com

"Hopefully we won't have to resort to pulling the Big Red Lever just yet!
Thank you for your patience and support"

6.2 LEGO DISCWORLD CREATIONS

For all you Lego enthusiasts, here be a Flickr image set of the Potent Voyager, as described in The Last Hero graphic novel:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/l-space/12570487295/in/set-72157641076233184/

Also, a very impressive Sator Square in Lego:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/38463026@N04/sets/72157641076999114/

6.3 DISCWORLD STAMPS

A new announcement from those Cunning Artificers:

"They've arrived! The new set of official Definitive stamp issues from the Ankh-Morpork Post Office have been delivered by our own Mr Spools, and we've been busy perforating and tearing hundreds of sheets and thousands of stamps in preparation for their launch. This perennial range of Discworld Stamps began life in 2004 inside Hardback editions of Going Postal, and has undergone an annual design overhaul ever since. As an official Roundworld branch of the A-M.P.O we are proud to reveal our new designs for the iconic Half Penny Post Office, Penny Patrician, 2p Coat of Arms, 5p and 10p Morporkias and famous $1 Tower of Art. Each issue will be available in sheets and singles from Monday 3rd February, and are available to preview now in the New Stamps section of our site –

http://tinyurl.com/m6wnxfa

"But why wait?! Keen collectors and aspiring Stanley Howlers can be the first to own these new issues with our first Little Brown Envelope issue of the year, the 'Usual Suspects' LBE – available now! The LBE is our version of the 'tenpenny lucky dip bag' featured in Going Postal, and this current edition includes an average of three new Definitive issues in every envelope along with an assortment of current Discworld stamps, and the chance to obtain their respective rare 'sport' variants – follow the link to view:

http://tinyurl.com/mgpeyzc

"ASK US ABOUT STAMPS! – find out how it all began by perusing our friendly Beginners Guide to the wonderful world of Discworld Stamps – http://tinyurl.com/m8bq3as – or start your collection with a Going Postal Starter Pack – follow the link to view – http://tinyurl.com/kjn2a9p ..."

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07) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS

7.1 MAKING MONEY IN SALISBURY: FINAL PERFORMANCES THIS WEEK!

When: remaining dates are 27th February-1st March 2014
Venue: Studio Theatre, Ashley Road, Salisbury, Wiltshire SP2 7TN
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: from Salisbury Information Centre, phone 01722 342860

http://www.studiotheatre.org.uk/

7.2 REVIEW: MAKING MONEY IN SALISBURY

By Hannah White, in the Salisbury Journal:

"The plot is everything you would expect from Sir Terry – an extraordinary storyline with plenty of humour. There were outstanding performances, especially from Stew Taylor as the lead role, Moist von Lipwig. Phil Taylor, as golum[sic] Gladys, was responsible for many of the laugh out loud moments, and Alistair Faulkner was fantastic as Mr Bent. Special mention must also go to Teddy Woolgrove, socially awkward Hubert, and George Goulding as Igor and Mr Slant as well as Theo Ross, Mrs Lavish. Anthony von Roretz put in a convincing performance as tyrant Lord Vetinari, despite stumbling over a couple of lines in the first half. James Bradwell proved he could pull off villainous Cosmo Lavish just as brilliantly as his hilarious performance as Manuel in Studio's recent Fawlty Towers production. All of the actors gave it their all and it was clear they were thoroughly enjoying themselves..."

http://tinyurl.com/k9flxcv

7.3 REMINDER: GOING POSTAL IN BASILDON

The Thalian Theatre Company,whose vast array of previous Pratchett productions includes Wyrd Sisters, Men at Arms, Maskerade, Mort, Guards! Guards! and Carpe Jugulum, are adding a new play to the list when they present Going Postal in March.

When: 27th to 29th March 2014
Venue: Mirren Studio, Towngate Theatre, St. Martin's Square, Basildon, Essex SS14 1DL
Time: 8pm
Tickets: £10 adult, £8.50 concessions, available from the theatre box office on 01268 465465, or you can book tickets online by going to http://tinyurl.com/kfubr4y

http://www.towngatetheatre.co.uk/index.aspx?articleid=4771

7.4 REMINDER: WITCHES ABROAD IN PORTSMOUTH

Collingwood RSC Theatre Group, already veteran Pratchett play presenters, will offer their production – a world premiere, no less – of Witches Abroad in March.

When: Wednesday 26th through Saturday 29th March 2014
Venue: HMS Collingwood, Newgate Lane, Fareham, Portsmouth, PO14 1AS
Tickets: £6, available via the box office (07502 037922)

To see their whimsical Kidby-pastiche poster, go to http://tinyurl.com/l9hlaka

https://www.facebook.com/hmscollingwoodrsc

7.5 REMINDER: WYRD SISTERS IN NEWPORT, ESSEX

The Newport Free Grammar School, a fine old institution whose former pupils include the fine actor James Frain and a rather well-known cook fellow called Jamie Oliver, will be presenting their production of Wyrd Sisters in March.

When: Thursday 13th to Saturday 15th March 2014
Venue: Newport Free Grammar School, Nedwport, Essex CB11 3TR
Time: 7:30pm
Tickets: £8, concessions £6
Booking is through the Finance office on 01799540237

For more information, and a good-looking poster (reproduced with permission, no less), go to:

http://tinyurl.com/nela4oc

7.6 REMINDER: MEN AT ARMS IN KEW

The Q2 Players, "Kew's Leading Amateur Theatre Group", will present their production of Men at Arms in April.

When: Thursday 3rd – Saturday 5th April 2014
Venue: Kew Community Centre, St. Luke's in The Avenue, Richmond, Surrey TW9 2AL
Time: Thurs-Sat shows at 8pm; Sat Matinee 2.30pm
Tickets: £8 (concessions £6) Box office TBA; email q2players@gmail.com

http://www.q2players.org.uk/Q2_Players/Upcoming_Show.html

7.7 REMINDER: NATION IN TEMPE, ARIZONA

The Herberger Institute for Design and the Arts will present a production of Mark Ravenhill's NT stage adaptation of Nation in April, directed by Megan Weaver.

When: 4th–13th April 2014
Venue: Galvin Playhouse, 51 E. 10th St, Tempe, AZ 85287 (at Mill Avenue & 10th Street, University of Arizona Tempe campus)
Time: 4th, 5th, 10th and 12th at 7.30pm; 6th and 13th at 2pm
Tickets: $8-$16; to buy online, go to http://tinyurl.com/lhb2oyw
Herberger Institute students are offered free admission on tickets reserved in advance.

7.8 REMINDER: WYRD SISTERS IN ACCRINGTON, LANCASHIRE (note Jograffy correction!)

Oswaldtwistle Players will present their production of Wyrd Sisters, adapted by Stephen Briggs and directed by Martina Burns, in late April and early May.

When: 30th April - 3rd May 2014
Venue: Oswaldtwistle Civic Theatre, 157 Union Road, Oswaldtwistle, Accrington BB5 3HZ
Time: 19:30
Tickets: £8.50 (concessions £7.50); all tickets £7 on 30th April

http://i72139.wix.com/oswaldtwistleplayers

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08) DISCWORLD MEETING GROUPS NEWS

The Broken Drummers, "London's Premier Unofficially Official Discworld Group", meets on the first Monday of every month at the Monkey Puzzle, 30 Southwick Street, London W2 1JQ: "We welcome anyone and everyone who enjoys Sir Terry's works, or quite likes them or wants to find out more. We have had many visitors from overseas who have enjoyed themselves and made new friends. The discussions do not only concern the works of Sir Terry Pratchett but wander and meander through other genres and authors and also leaping to TV and Film production. We also find time for a quiz. The prize is superb. The chance to set the quiz the following month."

Next meeting: Monday 3rd March 2014, from 7pm onwards.

The Broken Drummers February 2014 meet report:

"We arrived on Monday night in a state of shock due to problems with our landlord and letting agent. Thank you to everyone for your support, stories of your own problems with unscrupulous landlords. Thank you to Sim especially for the offer of going to shout at them in her most Australian way, which is apparently very disturbing to British sensibilities. It was great to see such a large crowd this month. I'm afraid I have little to report this time as we were feeling pretty drained and left early. Jax was just beginning her quiz as we left so I don't know the result.
Addendum: I'm told that Tim E. was the winner."

For more information, go to http://brokendrummers.org/ or email BrokenDrummers@gmail.com or nicholls.helen@yahoo.co.uk

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The Pratchett Partisans are a new fan group who meet monthly at either Brisbane or Indooroopilly to "eat, drink and chat about all things Pratchett". For more info about their next meetup, go to http://www.meetup.com/Pratchett-Partisans/ or contact Ula directly at uwilmott@yahoo.com.au

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The City of Small Gods is a group for fans in Adelaide and South Australia: "We have regular monthly dinner and games nights, longer games days, plus play outings, craft-y workshops, and fun social activities throughout the year. For more info and to join our mailing list, visit:

http://cityofsmallgods.org.au

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The Broken Vectis Drummers meet on the first Thursday of every month from 7.30pm at The Castle pub in Newport, Isle of Wight.

Next meeting: Thursday 6th March 2014, probably, but do email to check.

All new members and curious passersby are very welcome! For more info and any queries, contact broken_vectis_drummers@yahoo.co.uk

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The Wincanton Omnian Temperance Society (WOTS) meets on the first Friday of every month at Wincanton's famous Bear Inn from 7pm onwards. "Visitors and drop-ins are always welcome!"

Next meeting: Friday 7th March 2014 (probably).

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The Northern Institute of the Ankh-Morpork and District Society of Flatalists, a Pratchett fangroup, has been meeting on a regular basis since 2005 but is now looking to take in some new blood (presumably not in the non-reformed Uberwald manner). The Flatalists normally meet at The Narrowboat Pub in Victoria Street, Skipton, North Yorkshire, to discuss "all things Pratchett" as well as having quizzes and raffles.

Details of future meetings are posted on the Events section of the Discworld Stamps forum:

http://www.discworldstamps.co.uk/forum/

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Sydney Drummers (formerly Drummers Downunder) meet on the first Monday of every month in Sydney at 3 Wise Monkeys, 555 George Street, Sydney,2000.

Next meeting: Monday 3rd March 2014 at 6.30pm (probably). For more information, contact Sue (aka Granny Weatherwax): kenworthys@yahoo.co.uk

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Perth Drummers meet on the first Monday of the month, subject to holidays.

Next meeting: Monday 3rd March 2014 (probably).

"Please note we have moved to Carpe Cafe from 5.30pm Carpe Cafe, 526 Murray Street, Perth, WA. Meeting at a cafe means we are under-18 friendly!"

For details follow Perth Drummers on Twitter @Perth_Drummers and Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/Perth.Drummers/ – otherwise message Krystel directly at khewett@live.com

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Western Drummers (that's two groups for the Sydney Pratchett fans now) intend to meet on the third Monday of every month at The Rowers, Bruce Neal Drive, Penrith at 6.30-7.30pm for food, 7.30pm for games, quizzes and chat. For more information, contact Nanny Ogg – lewis_oz@bigpond.com – or visit their Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/westerndrummers

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09) MORE IMAGES OF THE MONTH

Here we have Sir Pterry and Mister Fusspot just before the opening night of Salisbury Studio Theatre's production of Making Money. Remember, it runs through the 1st of March!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bg766GVIgAAtvbV.jpg

And here he is with the less quadrupedal members of the cast: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bg76GUNIIAA-CbL.jpg

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10) CLOSE

And that's it for February, as far as I know. Remember, next Tuesday is Pancake Day! I for one am hoping to be able to eat one. There's only so much liquid breakfast and broccoli smoothies a body can stand...

– Annie Mac

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Newsletter of the Klatchian Foreign Legion
SPECIAL EARLY EDITION: PLAYS AND THINGS
February 2014 (Volume 17, Issue 2, post 1)
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INDEX:

01) QUOTE OF THE MONTH
02) EDITOR'S LETTER
03) RAISING STEAM: USA RELEASE AT LAST!
04) EARLY DISCWORLD NOVELS HARDCOVER RELEASES CONTINUE
05) THE FUN OF THE (BOOK) FAIR...
06) ...AND PLAYING DRESS-UPS FOR THE STORYTELLING MUSEUM
07) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS
08) NEW INTERVIEW IN LOCUS MAGAZINE
09) IMAGES OF THE MONTH
10) CLOSE

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01) QUOTE OF THE MONTH

"When I was in my late teens, my mate Dave put on Steeleye Span at 11. It was ringing in my ears and that was it – I went to see them whenever I could. Just hearing them has helped me."

– folk-rock fan TDJ Pratchett

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02) LETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR

So here we are in February, nearly half-way through, and I have to report with some embarrassment and frustration that my health issues continue to slow my WOSSNAME projects to snail's pace. Sorry about that... but there is some news and quite a number of stage productions to tell you about, so this will be the first of two posts for this month.

Prog Rock Magazine have made a short documentary about the making of Steeleye Span's Wintersmith album, featuring Sir Pterry, Maddy Prior and other members of the band. The video is the second feature window, barely a third of the way down the page: http://tinyurl.com/lts84ms

There is also a 14-minute YouTube promo for the album, featuring clips from the songs and well worth listening to!

http://tinyurl.com/m8b7lx7

Also of interest: on the French science fiction site "L'etrange Librarium", an interview with musician-turned-translator Patrick Couton who has been translating the Discworld series since 1993. Those of you wishing to practice your "langue de Quirm" might enjoy having a go; the rest of you can head to the translation engine of your choice. My own Quirmish being a bit rusty but serviceable, I can tell you that this interview tempts me to get hold of some of M Couton's Discworld translations; he says the rendering of the text is left up to him – and as a onetime English-to-French lyrics translator, your Eidtor appreciates what a fine and taxing art that is – and besides, "Monde merveilleux du caca" is an even better title than "The World of Poo", n'est-ce pas?

http://tinyurl.com/kwheejo

And now, it's on we go!

– Annie Mac, Editor

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03) RAISING STEAM IN THE USA

At last, the wait is over! And the cover's not bad either. Raising Steam will be released across the water on the 18th of March. For all you faithful Pratchett readers who had to wait, trust me, the wait was worth it...

To pre-order your copy via links from USA publishers Doubleday:

http://smarturl.it/RaisingSteamFB

For the record, on Amazon the pre-order prices are $17.04 for the hardcover edition, $15.31 for the Kindle edition, and $23.63 for the Audiobook CD; as usual, Amazon guarantees that if a lower price becomes available by the shipping date, pre-orders will be accordingly reduced in charge.

The Amazon page:

http://tinyurl.com/phq65ja

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04) REMINDER: EARLY DISCWORLD NOVELS HARDCOVER RELEASES CONTINUE!

As you'll recall from our featured item in last October's main issue, "The Discworld Collector's Library" is being released in "thematic" sets, with hard covers illustrated by Joe McLaren, at a very reasonable price of £9.99 each. The Death Collection, consisting of Reaper Man, Mort, Hogfather and Soul Music, have already been released, as has the Cultures of Discworld Collection (Small Gods and Pyramids). This month of February sees the release of two titles from the Unseen University Collection, Eric and Sourcery, while March is scheduled for the release of the first titles in the City Watch Collection, Guards! Guards! and Men at Arms. Unfortunately, as publishers Gollancz have pointed out, they only own the release rights to these lovely books in the UK and Commonwealth countries with the exception of Canada, so North American readers wishing to purchase any of the collections will have to do so via UK or non-Canadian Commonwealth booksellers.

And here's a great place to buy them – the Discworld Emporium, on the Street of Cunning Artificer (note lack of plural):

"Developed by Gollancz in consultation with Sir Terry Pratchett, the Discworld Collector's Library is an affordable new set of hardback editions of Discworld novels, from The Colour of Magic to Jingo. These books look stunning on the bookshelf, with gorgeous artwork and a fine print quality that make these books a collection to treasure. The Books will be published in a series of themed sets beginning with the 'Death' collection, and will be added to our site as and when they become available."

http://www.discworldemporium.com/books/Discworld%20Collector%27s%20Library

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05) AUTHOR OF THE DAY IS...

Sir Terry Pratchett, of course! This particular day being 8th April 2014, the opening day of the 2014 London Book Fair:

"The author's work will be the focus on a programme of events on Tuesday 8th April to celebrate 'the writer's place at the heart of the international publishing industry'... LBF director Jacks Thomas said: 'Terry's presence at The London Book Fair 2014 is a complete treat; a national icon and international inspiration, Terry has created a literary fan base of millions around the world; his contribution to the book industry is tremendous and his influence continues to stimulate new generations of readers in numerous markets and languages. We are looking forward very much to welcoming him to Earls Court in April.' Larry Finlay, m.d. of Transworld, said: 'All of us at Transworld and Random House Children's Publishers are so proud to publish Sir Terry Pratchett. I cannot think of another writer who has done more to entertain and inspire readers across the last three decades.'..."

www.thebookseller.com/news/pratchett-be-lbf-author-day.html

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06) DRESS-UPS FOR STORY TIME!

In which Sir Pterry becomes Just William, for a wee while:

"Oxford's Story Museum will open this spring with a photographic exhibition featuring famous authors dressed as the characters they loved most as children. The 26 Characters exhibition will feature children's laureate Malorie Blackman as the Wicked Witch of the West in Frank L Baum's The Wizard of Oz, Terry Jones as the comic strip character Rupert Bear, Terry Pratchett as Just William from the Richmal Crompton series, and Neil Gaiman as Badger from Kenneth Grahame's The Wind in the Willows, in a series of photographs taken by Cambridge Jones... The museum is planning a full programme of events and activities, with a talking throne and a dressing-up area. The exhibition is supported by the Arts Council and will run from April to November..."

http://www.thebookseller.com/news/authors-dress-story-museum.html

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07) DISCWORLD PLAYS NEWS

7.1 GOING POSTAL IN GEORGETOWN, ONTARIO

Georgetown Little Theatre are currently presenting their production of Going Postal, with four shows remaining.

When: 12th, 13th, 14th and 15th February 2014
Venue: John Elliott Theatre, 9 Church St., Georgetown, Ontario (right beside the Library)
Time: 8pm all shows
Tickets: price is not displayed anywhere unless one ent4rs the credit card gate; for info and price(s), ring box office 905-877-3700 (Tuesday through Thursday from 2pm to 6pm, Friday and Saturday from 1pm to 5pm, with extended hours on show nights) or purchase online at https://secure1.tixhub.com/haltonhills/procurement/

www.haltonhills.ca/theatre

7.2 ...AND IN BASILDON

The Thalian Theatre Company,whose vast array of previous Pratchett productions includes Wyrd Sisters, Men at Arms, Maskerade, Mort, Guards! Guards! and Carpe Jugulum, are adding a new play to the list when they present Going Postal in March.

When: 27th to 29th March 2014
Venue: Mirren Studio, Towngate Theatre, St. Martin's Square, Basildon, Essex SS14 1DL
Time: 8pm
Tickets: £10 adult, £8.50 concessions, available from the theatre box office on 01268 465465, or you can book tickets online by going to http://tinyurl.com/kfubr4y

http://www.towngatetheatre.co.uk/index.aspx?articleid=4771

7.3 MAKING MONEY IN SALISBURY

Studio Theatre of Salisbury, whose production of Going Postal last year was greatly enjoyed and praised by Sir Pterry himself, will present another Discworld spectacular – Making Money, this time – in March. Chris Hawley of the theatre group says, "Like last time, we expect this show to sell out so to avoid disappointment best to book early.This is what Sir Terry said about Going Postal ...' This was so well done that I wish I had written a better book! I loved the voices, because it has to be about the voices. It was done so people could see it and have a lot of fun. If they (Studio Theatre) wanted to do some more Discworld, I would be here in the front row.'"

When: 20th February-1st March 2014 (no performances on Sunday 23rd or Monday 24th)
Venue: Studio Theatre, Ashley Road, Salisbury, Wiltshire SP2 7TN
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: from Salisbury Information Centre, phone 01722 342860

http://www.studiotheatre.org.uk/

7.4 REMINDER: WITCHES ABROAD IN PORTSMOUTH

Collingwood RSC Theatre Group, already veteran Pratchett play presenters, will offer their production – a world premiere, no less – of Witches Abroad in March.

When: Wednesday 26th through Saturday 29th March 2014
Venue: HMS Collingwood, Newgate Lane, Fareham, Portsmouth, PO14 1AS
Tickets: £6, available via the box office (07502 037922)

To see their whimsical Kidby-pastiche poster, go to http://tinyurl.com/l9hlaka

https://www.facebook.com/hmscollingwoodrsc

7.5 WYRD SISTERS IN ACCRINGTON, CHESHIRE

Oswaldtwistle Players will present their production of Wyrd Sisters, adapted by Stephen Briggs and directed by Martina Burns, in late April and early May.

When: 30th April - 3rd May 2014
Venue: Oswaldtwistle Civic Theatre, 157 Union Road, Oswaldtwistle, Accrington BB5 3HZ
Time: 19:30
Tickets: £8.50 (concessions £7.50); all tickets £7 on 30th April

http://i72139.wix.com/oswaldtwistleplayers

7.6 WYRD SISTERS IN NEWPORT, ESSEX

The Newport Free Grammar School, a fine old institution whose former pupils include the fine actor James Frain and a rather well-known cook fellow called Jamie Oliver, will be presenting their production of Wyrd Sisters in March.

When: Thursday 13th to Saturday 15th March 2014
Venue: Newport Free Grammar School, Nedwport, Essex CB11 3TR
Time: 7:30pm
Tickets: £8, concessions £6
Booking is through the Finance office on 01799540237

For more information, and a good-looking poster (reproduced with permission, no less), go to:

http://tinyurl.com/nela4oc

7.7 MEN AT ARMS IN KEW

The Q2 Players, "Kew's Leading Amateur Theatre Group", will present their production of Men at Arms in April.

When: Thursday 3rd – Saturday 5th April 2014
Venue: Kew Community Centre, St. Luke's in The Avenue, Richmond, Surrey TW9 2AL
Time: Thurs-Sat shows at 8pm; Sat Matinee 2.30pm
Tickets: £8 (concessions £6) Box office TBA; email q2players@gmail.com

http://www.q2players.org.uk/Q2_Players/Upcoming_Show.html

7.8 NATION IN TEMPE, ARIZONA

The Herberger Institute for Design and the Arts will present a production of Mark Ravenhill's NT stage adaptation of Nation in April, directed by Megan Weaver.

When: 4th–13th April 2014
Venue: Galvin Playhouse, 51 E. 10th St, Tempe, AZ 85287 (at Mill Avenue & 10th Street, University of Arizona Tempe campus)
Time: 4th, 5th, 10th and 12th at 7.30pm; 6th and 13th at 2pm
Tickets: $8-$16; to buy online, go to http://tinyurl.com/lhb2oyw
Herberger Institute students are offered free admission on tickets reserved in advance.

7.9 MONSTROUS REGIMENT IN CHICAGO

Chicago has already experienced Discworld on stage a few months ago, and now the Windy (and currently bloody freezing) City gets another taste: Lifeline Theatre will present their production of Monstrous Regiment, as adapted by Chris Hainsworth and directed by Kevin Theis, on various dates in May, June and July, a veritable season!

When: 30th May – 20th July 2014
Venue: Lifeline Theatre, 6912 N Glenwood Ave, Chicago, IL, 60626
Time: evenings at 7.30pm on Thursdays and Fridays and at 8pm on Saturdays; matinees at 4pm on Saturdays and Sundays
Tickets: $20 for previews (30th May-8th June), $40 for Regular Run: June 12-July 20 (Thu & Fri at 7:30pm, Sat at 4pm & 8pm, Sun at 4pm). To book online in advance, go to http://tinyurl.com/kzehtaw and click on the desired dates at the bottom of the page (or scroll through from there to the June or July calendars for tickets on those dates)

http://www.lifelinetheatre.com/performances/13-14/mr/index.shtml

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08) NEW INTERVIEW IN LOCUS MAGAZINE

Here be a few quotes from the Pratchett interview in this month's Locus Magazine:

"I just love steam engines. Even here in Britain, if a steam train goes through the countryside, it never spoils the countryside! Oh, there's all the stuff it's chuffing out, but we nod that off. The old fashioned railways, the steam engines, they lived and they breathed...

"I want to live in a world where I go into the office and I say, 'Put up the piece I was doing yesterday and get me Dave on the phone.' And the computer would say, 'Yes, Terry, I'm giving you the last thing you wrote yesterday and I believe you mean Dave Busby because he's the Dave you most often speak to.' Regrettably the technology hasn't got me there yet, but at least when I walk through the office door the computer starts up and Word is already there on the screen, waiting for me to start talking. It's not difficult to do. We are monkeys, so talking to other monkeys comes naturally. Some people say there's no charm in dictation. To hell with that, it's down there on the page...

"I want to do another Tiffany Aching novel, too. Have you heard of Steeleye Span? They're an English folk group, and they're putting quite a lot of Tiffany Aching in an album inspired by Wintersmith. When you see her again she'll be a bit older than she was in the last novel, of course, because I can do that sort of thing, but I think she's going to have different problems from now on. I write these days in what I call 'carpet squares.' I do a bit, noodle around, see what it looks like. I've got carpet squares all over the place! I know there's a story in there somewhere. I've got most of it in my head, but I don't know what the ending is, although I think she's going to tell me what it is when I'm good and ready...

"We haven't talked about my Alzheimer's. It doesn't bother me at all. I mean, I have it. But a lot of better writers than me, born around the time I was born, are now lost..."

To read more extracts, go to http://tinyurl.com/ocdh55w

The full interview is available in the February 2014 issue of Locus.

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09) IMAGES OF THE MONTH

The USA cover of Raising Steam:

http://tinyurl.com/mtn2jgt


Somewhere in deepest Queensland, Australia, there's a civic planner who loves Discworld:

http://tinyurl.com/mr3w6b7


A very nice group of people playing a round of Treefrog's "The Witches" Discworld board game and loving it. There may just be a WOSSNAME Newshound in there:

http://tinyurl.com/n4zyffw

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10) CLOSE

And that's it for the moment. But we'll be back before the end of the month with more news, reviews, reports and whatnot. Enjoy your Valentines and don't forget to cook those pancakes!

– Annie Mac

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